CJ: YES. And how we have the romance of the century.
Raven: Or at the very least a solid decade.
CJ: Done. Oh! Let’s add a meaningful basic bitch quote, too.
Raven: Good idea! We are team #basicbitch after all. Oh! I forgot to tell you, I bought new leggings today.
CJ: Yaaas. Do they feel like you’re not wearing any pants? Cause those are the best.
Raven: You just get me. Okay, how about I just tell them how freaking amazingly talented you are and how much fun I had writing this with you?
CJ: Annnnnd I’ll tell them that you’re good in bed and the fucking greatest person ever. Oh! And I’ll write a seven thousand word essay about your incredible talent as an author.
Raven: Seven thousand? Hmm I wrote a 10k one on your freakish ability to read faster than the speed of light.
CJ: Now you’re just trying to show off. 10k?!
Raven: What can I say? I’ve been cora’d.
CJ:
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