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by M C Beaton

“Great, isn’t it? Dad picked it up at a boot sale.”

  Mrs. Wong came in with three small glasses of sweet sherry on an imitation silver tray which she banged down on the coffee table so that some of the sticky liquid slopped over the side. “Don’t be long,” she said.

  Bill followed her out and came back with a roll of kitchen paper and the bottle of sherry. He mopped the tray and refilled the glasses.

  They raised their glasses. “Cheers,” said Charles.

  The door burst open. “Don’t sit there drinking all day,” said Mrs. Wong. “Food’s ready.”

  They hurriedly put down their glasses and followed her into the dining room. The table was covered in a pink crocheted cloth. The knives and forks were imitation gold. Mr. Wong sat at the head of the table dressed in his usual old ratty grey cardigan. He grunted by way of greeting. His face was greyish yellow and he had a drooping moustache. Only his eyes behind thick glasses were like Bill’s.

  Soup was served, soup out of a can, tomato soup, Agatha’s pet hate. But she was terrified of offending Bill’s formidable mother, so she drank the lot of it. She tried to discuss the case, but Bill said gently, “Afterwards, Agatha. Mum doesn’t like talking at the table.”

  “Yus,” agreed Mr. Wong.

  The next course was roast beef, cooked to the consistency of shoe leather, flanked by soggy potatoes, sprouts which had been boiled nearly to extinction and those canned peas which spread green dye all over the place.

  Agatha chewed her way through the meal, glancing in amazement at Charles’s plate. He had eaten everything in remarkably quick time.

  She was the last to finish, aware the whole time of Mrs. Wong’s beady eyes on her.

  Mrs. Wong bustled round, collecting the plates.

  “You’re making a lot of extra work for Mother,” commented Mr. Wong.

  Agatha remembered her first visit to Bill’s home, imagining delicious Chinese cooking.

  Mrs. Wong jerked up the hatch from the kitchen and shouted, “Pudding. Hand round the plates, Bill.”

  Pudding turned up to be a piece of sponge cake in lumpy custard. Agatha gave up after a few mouthfuls. “I’m sorry, Mrs. Wong. I can’t eat anymore.”

  “There’s starving people in this world would be glad of that,” said Mrs. Wong.

  Inside Agatha’s head, a voice screamed, “Then wrap it up and send it to them!” But she sat in silence with her head bowed like a child in disgrace.

  At last the ordeal was over. “Go into the garden,” said Bill, “and I’ll bring the coffee out to you.”

  “It’s raining,” said Agatha, finding her voice.

  “I’ve built a little conservatory,” said Bill proudly. “Come and I’ll show you.”

  He led the way out through the kitchen. But as he closed the dining room door, Agatha could hear the Wongs breaking into animated speech. Evidently the ban at speaking at the table only extended to visitors. What were they talking about? Probably complaining about me, thought Agatha.

  The conservatory was a small room with a few potted plants and an iron table with chairs round it.

  “Did you do all this yourself?” asked Charles.

  “I did the foundations and the brickwork and then got a firm to do the rest. I’ll go and get coffee. There’s an ashtray on the table, Agatha. You can smoke.”

  No sooner had he left than Charles extracted a plastic shopping bag from the inside pocket of his jacket. He opened the door of the conservatory that led into the garden, whirled the bag round his head and sent it sailing into the garden next door.

  When he returned, Agatha asked, “Was that lunch?”

  “Yes.”

  “How did you do it?”

  “Apart from Mrs. Wong glaring at you, Bill and his father never raised their eyes from their plates. So when they weren’t looking, I took out the bag, opened it down between my knees and quickly tipped the plateful into it. I couldn’t get rid of the pudding because I knew that wretched custard would stick to the plate. Shh! Here’s Bill.”

  Bill came in with a tray of coffee things. Agatha lit a cigarette. “So what’s happening?” she asked.

  “We’re checking up on all the men who paid to go into the girls’ Web site. We examined Robert Smedley’s records, just in case he was tied up with Burt in some way other than employer, and there was no sign of any payment.”

  “I find it hard to believe that the girls’ parents knew nothing about what was going on.”

  “The parents are all pretty lax. We checked with the school. Most of the parents allow their kids too little supervision.”

  “There was one picture where Trixie and Fairy were pulling Jessica’s hair and it didn’t look like play. I think she was bullied into it.”

  “Probably did it out of love for Burt and was frightened of losing him if she didn’t do what he wanted. How are you getting on with the Smedley case?”

  “Nothing. Joyce would seem to be the obvious suspect. I mean, the weedkiller in, probably, the milk bottle. Although someone else could have got to that milk bottle before they packed up work on the Friday. Even though she washed it, couldn’t your forensic people still get something from the empty bottle?”

  “We’re still looking for it.”

  “What? Wasn’t it in the trash?”

  “Joyce said she always scalded out the empties with boiling water.”

  “Wait a bit,” said Charles. “This doesn’t add up. She pours his coffee, adds the milk, and takes it in to him. Don’t tell me she then calmly stood in the little office kitchen scalding out the milk bottle while her boss was noisily puking up his guts next door.”

  “No. She says that because the kettle had just boiled for the coffee, she used the rest of the water to clean the bottle before taking the coffee in to him and left the bottle upended on the draining board.”

  “Why didn’t you tell us about the missing milk bottle before?” asked Agatha.

  “Because we didn’t know it was missing. It now turns out that the Friday before, Smedley had a conference with several of the staff and they had coffee and biscuits. A bottle of milk and most of another bottle was used up, because two of the staff refused coffee and said they would each have a glass of milk instead. Joyce put the bottle with the little bit of milk in it in the fridge, scalded out the other one, and left it in the kitchen trash. She could be lying, of course. But we haven’t any proof. We’ve searched all the outside rubbish bins. There were milk bottles in some of them We tested them all. The staff have all been fingerprinted. But we knew we were looking for two that had been cleaned. Couldn’t find one.”

  “But who else could have had a chance to take the bottle away?”

  “Joyce said when she heard Smedley dying, she screamed and screamed and everyone came running. It would be the one place that still has their milk delivered in bottles. The milk comes from an old-fashioned dairy in Gloucester.”

  “Did you tell Mrs. Smedley that her husband was having an affair with Joyce?”

  “Yes. She says she knew nothing about it.”

  There came a hammering from the front door of the house and then the sounds of an angry altercation.

  “I’d better go and see what’s happening,” said Bill.

  “The food you threw into the neighbour’s garden,” said Agatha. “I bet that’s what it’s about.”

  “Let’s run away.”

  “We can’t.”

  ‘Think of the fury of Mrs. Wong.”

  They ran down the garden from the conservatory and out into a field at the back.

  “My car’s parked a little way down the road,” panted Agatha. “I think we can reach it without Bill seeing us.”

  They climbed over a fence at the side of the field and down a lane which led to the front of the houses.

  “Right!” said Agatha. “I’ve got the keys ready. Let’s run for it.”

  But as they reached the car, Bill Wong emerged from the other side of it and stood with his arms folded.

 
; “You’re a disgrace!” he said. Agatha had never seen him so angry.

  “It’s my fault,” said Charles. “I think I’ve got an ulcer. I didn’t want to hurt your mother’s feelings.”

  “You have not only hurt her, you’ve humiliated her.”

  “We’ll go back and apologize,” said Agatha.

  “No, go on your way. I’m sick of the sight of you.”

  Agatha drove off. A tear began to roll down her cheek, followed by another.

  “Hey!” said Charles. “Stop the car. I’ll drive.”

  They changed places and Charles drove off. “He was my first friend,” sobbed Agatha.

  “We’ll stop in Mircester and send the old bat some flowers and a note of apology.”

  “Won’t work.” Agatha suddenly brightened. “But I know what might. Stop in the main square outside police headquarters. There’s something in a shop down The Shambles which has something that might do the trick.”

  “Surely it won’t be open on Sunday.”

  “Some of the shops are open. I think this one will be.”

  “You mean that?” asked Charles fifteen minutes later as they both stood looking in a shop window.

  “She’ll love it,” said Agatha. “Trust me.”

  What so horrified Charles was a cylindrical plastic floor lamp in which golden bubbles rose and fell along with tiny plastic sea horses in jewelled colours.

  They went into the shop and Agatha explained she wanted to buy it and have it delivered immediately.

  “I haven’t anyone to deliver it today,” said the sales assistant.

  “I tell you what; just wrap it up and give me a gift card. I’ll send it out in a taxi.”

  Agatha paid while Charles wrote a card of apology. They carried the box with the lamp in it over to the taxi rank and paid a driver to take it to Bill’s home.

  “I hope you know what you’re doing,” said Charles. “That lamp might turn out to be adding insult to injury.”

  “Let’s go and visit Mrs. Bloxby. Haven’t seen her in a while.”

  They saw Mrs. Bloxby walking along the main street, stopped the car and hailed her.

  “How are you getting on?” asked the vicar’s wife. ‘1 was just going home for a cup of tea. Care to join me?”

  “Get in the car,” said Charles cheerfully, “and we’ll all go together.”

  In the vicarage sitting room, while Mrs. Bloxby went to fetch tea, Agatha relaxed and looked around her. She could never quite understand why Mrs. Bloxby’s shabby sitting room should have such peaceful charm compared to her own. Everything was worn and parts of the silk cushions on the sofa were showing signs of splitting. There was a small round table by the window holding a blue jug of wildflowers and bits of chipped antique furniture in comers of the room. But somehow it created a harmonious whole.

  Mrs. Bloxby came back with the tea things and a plate of shortbread. “How is this business about Mr. Smedley’s murder going?” she asked.

  Agatha proceeded to tell her everything they had found out. When she had finished, Mrs. Bloxby said, “I don’t somehow think it could have been this secretary.”

  “Why?”

  “I cannot think anyone would have made themselves such an obvious suspect.”

  “We’re going round and round in circles. Aren’t you shocked about the schoolgirls’ video games?”

  “I don’t think anything shocks me any more,” said Mrs. Bloxby sadly. “The last time I went to the hairdresser, I had forgotten to take a book. There was a pile of magazines meant for girls in their early teens. They were all about sex. Quite disgusting. I think this Burt put them up to it and they thought it a bit of a lark.”

  “If Joyce isn’t the culprit, surely Mrs. Smedley might be. She says she didn’t know Robert was having an affair with Joyce, but I am sure she must have known there was something going on.”

  “Not necessarily. And how is your detective friend?”

  Agatha let out a strangled sob. “I don’t think he’s a friend any more.”

  “Why? What happened?”

  “It was Charles’s fault.” Agatha plunged into a description of what had happened at the dreadful lunch.

  When Agatha had finished, Mrs. Bloxby put a handkerchief to her mouth. “Excuse me.” She fled out of the room. They heard muffled sounds coming along the corridor.

  “Is she ill?” asked Agatha. “Should I go to her?”

  “I think she’s laughing.”

  “Laughing? I’ve just lost my one best friend and she’s laughing?”

  Mrs. Bloxby came back into the room. Agatha did not notice that Charles’s eyes had become suddenly cold.

  “I am sorry,” said Mrs. Bloxby. “But it really was so funny.”

  Agatha stared at her and then slowly began to giggle. “I suppose it is.”

  Charles rose to his feet. “If you ladies will excuse me. I’ve just realized, Agatha, that I have been neglecting things at home. No, don’t get up. I’ll walk back.”

  He went out, slamming the door. “What’s the matter with him?” asked Agatha.

  “Did you say anything when I was out of the room?”

  “Let me see. I could hear sounds and I asked Charles if I should go to you. He said he thought you were laughing. I couldn’t see the funny side of it just then. That’s all. Maybe he has just remembered something urgent. I’m tired of murder. Tell me the parish news.”

  “Miss Simms—I think she will always be Miss Simms to me—is getting a divorce from Patrick.”

  “They said nothing to me!”

  “Probably didn’t want any fuss. It’s by mutual agreement. Both of them thought they wanted to settle down. Patrick found it didn’t suit him. I think our Miss Simms missed her casual affairs.”

  Agatha felt she should phone Charles that evening and ask him why he had decided to leave so suddenly. But an absent Charles meant a Charles who would, hopefully, not be around on Wednesday evening. She fed her cats and then switched on her computer and began to look up everything she could on Zimbabwe. She was just printing off some pages when the phone rang.

  She answered it, expecting it to be Charles, but it was Bill Wong. “You’re a bad girl, Agatha, but really, Mum is over the moon about that magnificent present. She and Dad just sit there looking at it.”

  “I can only repeat how sorry I am.”

  “It was really Charles’s fault. I’ve got this girlfriend, Harriet, a policewoman. I phoned her up and told her what Charles had done and how the pair of you had run away. She laughed and laughed and then she said my mum’s cooking was awful. I never noticed. Is it?”

  “It’s a bit of an acquired taste. Oh, Bill, I am so glad we are friends again.”

  “Well, keep safe. And if you find a murderer, don’t go tackling him on your own.”

  Agatha found it hard to get to sleep that night. Instead of concentrating on alibis for the morning of the murder, everyone should have been concentrating on the period from Friday until Monday. Anyone could have got in and poisoned the milk. But how would anyone get in unobserved with cameras all over the place and the gates locked?

  Burt Haviland. Now he was the one with a criminal record. She resolved to go and see him the following day and take Phil with her. There might just be a connection between the two murders.

  Agatha was grateful to Mabel Smedley for having suspended the staff from work. That way she had a chance of finding the ones she wanted to talk to at home. There was no reply at Burt Haviland’s home, so she and Phil decided to wait outside in the car.

  “It’s a funny business, the Internet,” mused Phil. “It’s so useful for research and yet everyone has easy access to pom. Now although what the girls were showing could be classified as soft pom, it’s still one more thing to corrupt the young. Even their figures have changed. In my youth, they stayed very slim and nearly flat-chested right up until they started work, but now they’ve got busts and backsides starting around the age of eleven years. Then they either start dieti
ng ferociously or become as fat as anything. Not to mention the terrific rise in sexually transmitted diseases.”

  Agatha winced. She was mentally planning to start an affair with Freddy. But these were difficult days. No more tumbling carefree into bed. Always wondering if the sexual partner was really some sort of diseased time bomb.

  “Oh, here he comes,” said Phil.

  Burt Haviland was walking along the street carrying a grocery bag. They both stepped out of the car.

  “Oh, it’s you,” he said. “Haven’t I enough to put up with having the police in my face all the time?”

  “Just a few questions,” said Agatha.

  He leaned against her car. “Fire away. I’m not asking you inside.”

  “Who has the keys to the factory?”

  “The security man. He opens up and locks up. Smedley would have had a set.”

  “Look, we’re not accusing you of anything,” said Phil. “But is there any way anyone could get into the factory without keys, say at night?”

  “Well, there is. Berry was sometimes too quick off the mark at locking up. One of the men found himself locked in one night. He managed to get out through a fire door, but he couldn’t find Berry anywhere. He walked round the perimeter fence and found a bit where the chain fence was loose at the bottom and prised it up and slipped through.”

  “Wasn’t it electrified?” asked Agatha.

  “No, the current only goes through the main gate. Word got around, but no one told Smedley or Wayne. We all wanted to think there was a way of getting out if the silly bugger locked anyone in again.”

  “Where could Wayne have been when this man was searching for him?” asked Phil.

  “Don’t know. He evidently wasn’t in his office, which is just by the main gate.”

  “And can you show us where this bit in the fence is?”

  “Find it yourselves,” snarled Burt. “I’m sick of you.”

  “May as well try,” said Agatha as they drove towards the factory.

  “What on earth was Mabel doing by suspending Berry from work? Anyone could raid the place.”

  “Maybe she’s already got rid of any stock.”

  “So quick? I shouldn’t think so.”

 

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