‘There’s two areas where I need your input,’ she said, keeping her tone efficient. ‘Firstly, background on the kind of men I’m writing about. It should be easy. Just tell me about yourself. Where you go to socialise, what you wear, what subjects interest you, what sports you like—that kind of thing.’
He leaned back on the sofa, arms behind his head.
‘You want to know about what makes me tick?’
The question was loaded. She could feel it. It made her stomach feel soft and squiggly.
‘In as much as it relates to my article, yes,’ she said, trying to keep her focus.
‘And the other area?’
‘My own image,’ she said. ‘I’ve ordered a stack of second-hand designer clothes. I just need you to give me a thumbs-up or down as to whether or not they would do it for you.’
‘Do it for me?’
She felt heat rise in her cheeks. This would be so much easier if he was middle-aged, short and dumpy. It was hard to keep things businesslike with him looking like an Adonis. She didn’t relish the thought of asking his opinion on her looks, but she was determined to give her absolute all to this article. She was more than capable of crushing any stupid embarrassment in the interest of the bigger goal.
‘Make me look like I’d fit into your social circle without standing out,’ she rephrased. ‘Like I have plenty of money of my own.’
‘Got you,’ he said. ‘I assume that’s what the name-change was about, then, Genevieve.’
He seemed determined to keep a blush on her face.
‘You have to agree that Jennifer Brown doesn’t sound rich.’
‘You could double-barrel your surname,’ he suggested. ‘What about adding your mother’s maiden name?’
‘Brown is my mother’s maiden name.’
‘OK. Add in your father’s name, then.’
‘I’ve got to twenty-five without using anything of his. I’m not about to start now,’ she said, more forcefully than she’d intended. The fact that her father’s name could open doors had only made her even more determined not to use it. She was determined to prove that money and string-pulling weren’t the only way to get where you wanted in life—something Alex Hammond could do with remembering.
He raised his eyebrows but made no comment.
‘Street name?’ he said. ‘Add your street name to your surname.’
‘That would be Farmer-Brown.’
He burst out laughing and she couldn’t help grinning back. He looked absolutely heart-stopping when he laughed. Maybe if she got to know him she could talk him into giving her an interview somewhere down the line.
She marvelled at herself. Here she was, country mouse Jen, career-building and networking without even thinking about it.
‘Maybe it’s a sign. I think I’ll just forget the name thing for now and concentrate on the way I look and speak. Having a name like a princess isn’t going to convince anyone if I look and sound like trailer trash.’ She frowned. ‘Not that I do.’
‘Sounds like a good idea,’ he said. ‘And next time you might want to lay off the champagne.’
CHAPTER FIVE
Rule #4: Get the right look. Don’t be yourself. Be better. Walk better. Dress better. Groom yourself better. Ditch High Street for designer but avoid labels that show. Think simple, understated, classy. Get a decent haircut and colour and keep make-up subtle but pretty. On a budget? Trawl internet auction sites, or try charity shops in rich locations, for second-hand clothes and put together an expensive look that’s versatile enough for different occasions …
‘ARE you sure this will have worked?’ Jen asked dubiously.
‘Relax. It’ll be a piece of cake. You followed my instructions, didn’t you? You can’t go wrong.’
Elsie’s face, her hair in a new upswept bouffant style with a pink fabric flower pinned at one side, filled the screen of Jen’s laptop. Alex was out for the afternoon and she’d taken over his dressing room. Mainly because there was a sink available and the floor was tiled, so any splashes of hair colorant would be easy to clean instead of carpet-ruining.
She’d stashed her laptop to one side of the sink unit and had mixed the colour under Elsie’s virtual supervision before painting it onto her head. That had been a while ago and now it was time to rinse.
Alarm bells began ringing as soon as she began pouring jugfuls of hot water over her head.
‘Er … Elsie?’
‘Mmm?’
‘Is the water meant to be this colour?’
Water the shade of what could only be described as fluorescent carrot swirled down the plughole, and she felt a pang of dread as she pulled the towel tighter around her shoulders and steeled herself to take a glance in the mirror.
Dark shock descended and she felt suddenly as if there was a brick in the pit of her stomach.
The aimed-for delicate shade of kissed-by-the-sun-blonde had turned out a rancid head-in-a-bucket-of-sick neon orange. Worse, the usually soft, silky texture of her hair seemed to have ended up somewhere between straw and candy floss.
Her reflection in the mirror gaped at her, lips pulled back from her teeth in a grimace of horror.
‘Elsie, what have you done to me?’ she howled.
Elsie put down her nail file and peered from the laptop screen.
‘Oh, dear. That’s a bit intense, isn’t it? You can’t have followed my instructions properly.’
‘Don’t you dare blame me for this! I’ve done everything you told me to do.’
‘Perhaps it’s the colorant,’ Elsie said, pursing her lips thoughtfully. ‘I know it had been lying around for a while but that shouldn’t have made a difference. There isn’t much call for sunkissed blonde in Littleford. Maybe it’ll tone down a bit when it’s dried. Mind you,’ she added, ‘it does look quite festive.’
So, under the guidance of her so-called friend, she’d just plastered her hair in out-of-date chemicals.
‘Festive?’ she yelled. ‘The brief was myself, but better. Not Sesame Street!’
‘What the hell is all the noise about?’ Alex snapped irritably, banging the door open.
She saw the expression of annoyance on his face change to one of shock as he caught sight of her hair. She scrabbled frantically to hide it by throwing the towel over her head. Oh, please, not him—not now. Humiliation burned in her cheeks, turning them a shade of beetroot that clashed horribly with her new hair.
‘Is that him?’ Elsie squawked excitedly over Skype. Her face was suddenly enormous on the screen as she peered closer to the camera. ‘Is that Alex? Oh, my God, I’m such a fan. You can’t possibly imagine! Jen, could you budge to the left a bit so I can see him properly?’
Jen reached out in exasperation and slammed the lid of the laptop shut.
Alex stared at her, aghast.
‘Who was that?’ he asked. ‘And what in the name of hell has happened to your hair?’
She burst into tears.
He took a step backwards.
‘There’s no need to cry!’
Livid with herself for making such a fuss, Jen unwound a large corner of the towel from her head and wiped it furiously over her face, swallowing hard to get herself under control.
‘I’ve ruined everything,’ she said, between snuffles. ‘I might as well throw in the towel on the whole project right now. What’s the point in wearing designer clobber when you’ve got radioactive hair? Looking like this, the only way I could trap a millionaire would be by drugging him. And it’s all my own fault for thinking that someone who spends their days putting curlers in pensioners’ hair could turn me into Viveca Holt!’
‘Viveca?’
Why the hell had that particular name sprung to mind? There was absolutely no reason why she would want to look like Viveca. Alex would think this was some sad attempt to make herself attractive to him. She quickly flapped a dismissive hand at him.
‘Figure of speech.’ She clenched her hands in exasperated fury. ‘Oh, if I’d just been a bit more
restrained online this would never have happened.’
Clearly confused, he held up a hand.
‘You’re not making any sense. Calm down and tell me what’s going on.’
She took a deep breath.
‘I’m on a minuscule budget for my whole project,’ she said. ‘I’ve ploughed all my savings into it, but it isn’t like I’m made of money. Every penny counts. I went a bit mad buying designer clothes online and realised I had hardly any money left for a makeover. Elsie agreed to show me how to do the whole lot for free,’ she said, nodding at the laptop. ‘Hair, make-up, nails, fake tan. Only I might as well have entrusted the job to Laurel and bloody Hardy!’
Her temper was on the rise again as her tears dried.
Alex pulled out his mobile phone and began scrolling through it. The bitter reality of what this meant hit home. The final straw.
‘Oh, yes, go on—ring the lawyer again!’ she said. ‘I can’t even blame you. Who needs this kind of chaos in their life? I think you’ll find there’s nothing in that agreement that says you can evict me because of comedy hair!’ She raised her voice to a shout. ‘I read the small print!’
Frowning, he held up a hand in a shushing gesture. She sank into a chair by the sink and put her head in her hands.
‘Marlon?’ he said into the phone. ‘It’s Alex. Great, thanks, and you? Good, good. Listen, can I arrange an appointment? Hair, make-up, styling, the lot. Soon as you can? We’ll come to you. Sorry it’s out of the blue but it’s a bit of an emergency.’
Jen peered out at him from between her fingers, ears pricked up, heart suddenly racing.
‘First thing tomorrow? Perfect!’
He hung up.
‘Marlon?’ she asked.
‘Marlon Cobelli. He’s the stylist I use when I’m shooting in London. He does a lot of work on my film projects. Bit of a drama queen but he knows his stuff. He’ll soon sort you out.’
She saw his eyes dart upwards to the towel on her head. Hope rose as she realised what he was saying, only to be dashed again as the implications clicked into her mind.
‘I can’t afford London prices!’ she wailed miserably.
He rolled his eyes in exasperation.
‘I wasn’t expecting you to,’ he said. ‘I’ll throw it in with the accommodation. Call it a Christmas bonus—whatever you like.’
Her long-held principles held steady even against the current vile situation. Alex Hammond, cruising through life on a bed of cash. Well, she didn’t do charity—she did it alone. She slowly shook her head even as her heart plummeted.
‘Thanks, but I can’t possibly accept that. I’ll have to think of something else.’
Maybe she could sell something. She had some jewellery with her—not that it would fetch much.
‘Why on earth not?’
‘It’s nothing personal. I just don’t like to rely on other people, that’s all.’
‘You relied on Scary Laptop Girl.’ He nodded at the computer. ‘Why such a problem with me?’
‘That’s different.’
‘How?’
‘Because she’s an old friend who owes me a favour. And you’re throwing money at someone you don’t even know.’
‘But you’ve just said you’ll have to throw the towel in. You’d rather do that, give up on your dream, than accept a bit of help?’ His tone was incredulous, making her feel like a stupid amateur.
‘This article’s all about proving myself, showing that I can make my own success,’ she said. She didn’t want that principle diluted. She shrugged. ‘I don’t expect you to understand.’
He was watching her intently.
‘Do you think the fact that I roped my friends into helping with my first film for free makes me any less of a success now?’ he asked her. ‘Or that I borrowed five hundred pounds from my college tutor to buy props?’
‘That’s different.’
‘No, it isn’t. It’s fine to accept help sometimes. Everyone needs a friend.’
The expression on his face was unexpectedly sympathetic. It made her stomach feel soft and she felt tears approach again.
The fact obviously didn’t escape him, because he gave an exasperated sigh. ‘Oh, for Pete’s sake. I’m under contract to help you with your image, aren’t I? Terms negotiated by you in return for which you signed away your beloved freedom of speech. Just look at this as me delegating my responsibilities. Trust me, you’ll do a lot better with Marlon on the case than you would with me. I mean, do I look like an expert on women’s clothing?’
She looked down at her hands, thinking it through. It was this or hightail it back to Littleford. Back to covering country fêtes and dog shows. The thought filled her with despair. And what he’d said made her feel somehow less as if it would be accepting something for nothing. It wasn’t a failure to take him up on it. Failure would be to go back. She slowly allowed blissful relief to bubble through her. Before she knew it excitement was back, and without thinking what she was doing she stood up and threw her arms around him.
‘Thank you!’ she said into his shoulder.
She was suddenly aware of his hand sliding around her waist in response. It sent simmering heat flying up her spine. And the delicious smell of his aftershave made a lovely replacement for the horrendous pungent odour of hair chemicals.
‘No need to thank me. I’m doing it for me, really, not you,’ he said over her head. ‘I’m not sure I could face living with a Muppet for the next four weeks.’
The local hair salon in Littleford where Elsie trimmed Jen’s ends every couple of months had a row of hood hairdryers along one side, a waiting room full of gossiping pensioners, a tin of traditional biscuits and a stack of years-out-of-date magazines on the side table. Jen couldn’t help comparing it to the glossy mirror-lined walls and spotlighting of Marlon Cobelli’s cutting-edge studio. A spiky black Christmas tree stood in one corner. The salon was clearly at the cutting edge of Christmas as well as everything else. It was a world away from anything she knew.
Jen’s stereotype of a stylist to the stars involved someone impossibly trendy, bossy to the point of offensive and brutally honest in pointing out things like saddlebags and bingo wings. In pre-emptive self-defence she pasted a don’t-care expression on her face and clung to the hope that he would also be the polar opposite of Elsie when it came to styling skills, and this hideous embarrassment would all be worth it.
Marlon turned out to be all of these things. He was also camp as Christmas, and greeted Alex with a smacking kiss on both cheeks. She noticed Alex returned the embrace without an ounce of self-consciousness.
She couldn’t help feeling a touch of admiration. Now, there was a man who was comfortable with his sexuality. Her ex-boyfriend Joe, who worked as a farm hand and who’d put up with her for six months—a personal relationship best—would have deepened his voice and launched into a football anecdote before running a mile.
‘This is Jen,’ Alex said, pushing her forward and holding her there, as if he could sense she wanted to bolt back into the background.
The firm slide of his hand around her waist as he stood just behind her made her stomach flutter with more than just nerves. He was close enough for her to pick up the scent of aftershave on warm skin. She swallowed hard and tried to focus her attention on the stylist.
Marlon wore a slim-cut shirt with a flower print over skinny black jeans, and his shoes had the sharpest toe-points she’d ever seen. His eyes widened in surprise as she removed the baseball cap Alex had lent her and shook her horrific neon hair free.
‘Oh, my darling!’ he exclaimed sympathetically. Then, to Alex, ‘We definitely start with the hair.’ He bustled over and looped his arm through hers.
She threw a backward glance at Alex as Marlon propelled her from the room. He was settling into the lounge area with its leather sofas and complimentary wi-fi. As she watched he gave her a supportive grin and a wink. Her heart gave a warm and fuzzy little leap in return. He was impossibly gorgeous, and now h
e’d turned out to be less self-centred than she’d given him credit for. As he opened his laptop she looked away and caught a glimpse of herself in one of the mirrors. She grimaced. That had to have been a sympathy wink. The man dated the likes of Viveca Holt. He wasn’t about to be making eyes at Ronald McDonald.
Marlon patted her hand comfortingly.
‘Don’t worry, sweetie,’ he said. ‘I like a challenge.’
If that was intended to make her feel better it failed miserably.
Ushered into a swivel chair in the hair salon and swathed in a protective gown, she was assigned a hairstylist who was intimidatingly young and trendy but who turned out also to be very sweet.
‘I did a season on that reality talent show,’ she confided reassuringly. ‘Transforming contestants for the live performances. It takes more than a dodgy dye-job to faze me.’
A couple of hours and a make-up lesson later and Jen couldn’t believe the girl in the mirror was her. Her new hair colour was gorgeous, with multi-layered tones of toffee and gold, and long layers made it swingy and glossy. The make-up was subtle—a bit of mascara, bronzer and pink-toned lippy. She could blend in easily with the girls at La Brasserie. Excitement bubbled in her stomach. After everything that had gone wrong, she finally felt as if she might be able to pull the article off, after all.
Marlon reappeared as she stood up and took off the gown.
‘You look fabulous, darling!’ he exclaimed delightedly, but then, as she glanced up to smile at him, he caught sight of the High Street jeans and old T-shirt combo she was wearing underneath and pulled a face. ‘Shame about the ghastly clothes. Let’s go and look through this stuff you’ve bought.’ He led the way through another door. ‘Don’t you just love the internet?’
Her heart sank as she followed him into a dressing room with glossy black floor tiles and a three-hundred-and-sixty-degree range of brightly lit mirrors. She’d be able to view her bony hips and flat chest from every angle. Terrific.
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