by Douglas Lain
SALLY MILLER SELECTING PRINCESS TEACUP CHARACTER OPPOSITE MUNSON’S MARSHMALLOW IN BASH BASH REVOLUTION.
Bucky1: Marshmallow absorbs Princess Teacup and floats over ledge. Spits out Princess Teacup. Teacup still stunned. Munson has taken first stock from Sally Miller.
Bucky2: Marshmallow absorbs Princess Teacup and floats over ledge. Spits out Princess Teacup. Teacup still stunned. Munson has taken second stock from Sally Miller.
Bucky3: Marshmallow absorbs Princess Teacup and floats over ledge. Spits out Princess Teacup. Teacup still stunned. Munson has taken third stock from Sally Miller.
Bucky4: Marshmallow absorbs Princess Teacup and floats over ledge. Spits out Princess Teacup. Teacup still stunned. Munson has taken fourth stock from Sally Miller.
Bucky1: Matthew Munson offers handshake to Sally Miller. Sally Miller accepts handshake.
Bucky2: Matthew Munson asks if Sally Miller would like to play another game. She can pick the landscape.
Bucky3: Sally Miller picks Sherwood Forest and selects Robin Hood as her character.
Bucky1: Marshmallow absorbs Robin Hood and floats over ledge. Spits out Robin Hood. Robin Hood still stunned. Munson has taken first stock from Sally Miller.
Bucky2: Marshmallow absorbs Robin Hood and floats over ledge. Spits out Robin Hood. Robin Hood still stunned. Munson has taken second stock from Sally Miller.
Bucky3: Marshmallow absorbs Robin Hood and floats over ledge. Spits out Robin Hood. Robin Hood still stunned. Munson has taken third stock from Sally Miller.
Bucky4: Marshmallow absorbs Robin Hood and floats over ledge. Spits out Robin Hood. Robin Hood still stunned. Munson has taken fourth stock from Sally Miller.
Bucky1: Matthew Munson offers handshake to Sally Miller. Sally Miller accepts the handshake.
Bucky2: Sally Miller informs Matthew Munson that she remembers everything about him. She has read all his Facebook messages.
Bucky1: Matthew Munson tells Sally Miller that there are to be no Johns.
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SCAN FOR EXISTENTIAL THREATS COMMENCING NOW. PLAN FOR CHANGES TO GAMECUBE ECONOMY AND HUMAN SUBJECT IMPLEMENTED.
Douglas Lain is a novelist and short story writer whose work has appeared in various magazines including Amazing Stories, Interzone, and Lady Churchill’s Rosebud Wristlet. His debut novel, Billy Moon, was selected as the debut fantasy novel of the month by Library Journal in 2013; After the Saucers Landed, his second novel, was nominated for the Philip K. Dick Award for best original paperback novel in 2015.
Lain is the publisher of the critical theory imprint Zero Books. He is also the host of the Zero Squared podcast and interviews journalists, philosophers, and others on a weekly basis. He lives in Portland, Oregon, with his wife Miriam and his younger sons Simon and Noah. Lain’s two older children, Benjamin and Emma, have flown.