fuckstick noun [perhaps modeled on British English slang funk stick ‘a coward’]
1. a worthless, contemptible, or despicable person.
1958 W. Talsman Gaudy Image 222: There’s still the heavenly debasement of the imperturbable fuckstick. Surely that appeals to you. 1968 C. Baker et al. College Undergraduate Slang Study 122: Fuck-stick. A person who always fools around. 1967–72 T. Weesner Car Thief 47: Go to sleep, fuckstick. Ibid. 67: You dumb fuckstick. 1974 N.Y.C. man, age ca28: A fuckstick is a really foul, ugly prostitute. This was at Fort Polk and environs in 1969. It’s like a skank. 1978 L. K. Truscott Dress Gray 152: Hey, fuckstick, buck up, man. 1980 P. Conroy Lords of Discipline 145: Get your fucking chin in.… Rack it in, fuckstick. a1983 S. King Christine 362: The fuckstick had parked at the far set. 1993 R. Peters Flames of Heaven 190: One…spit at Samsonov’s feet, saying: “Fuckstick.” 1999 J. Cahill Guy Walks into Psychiatrist’s Office in Sopranos (TV shooting script) (Second Series) 38: Those two fucksticks ripped off a Porsche Carrera from our own building. 2008 New York Magazine (July 21) 56/2: Crazybastard…drying out in Aspen, looked at all the greedheads and fucksticks, real-estate scum, resort developers.
2. the penis.
1973 E. Parnay Stud Seeker 63: The soldier threw his ass higher, pistoning up to the huge fuckstick as Grain went with him, in and out so fast that the soldier could hardly keep the pace. 1976 J. Vasco Three-Hole Girl 139: Bob had been filming the whole lewd performance she had been giving Trish’s butt and Craig’s fuckstick. 1977 E. Torres Q & A 239: My pistol is like my fuck-stick. Don’t go nowhere without it. 1981 Penthouse (Apr.) 26: I pulled my fuck-stick out of her cunt. 1993 L. Colton Goat Brothers 238: I’d be happy to let Lurleen do a tongue stand on my fuck stick. 2002 S. Home 69 Things to do with Dead Princess i. 13: Holding the base of Dudley’s erection with my index finger and thumb, I took his fuck stick in my mouth. 2003 C. R. Kiernan Low Red Moon 44: You want to suck on my fuckstick, faggot?
fuckstrated adjective
sexually frustrated.
a1990 P. Munro Slang U 86: Biff broke up with his girlfriend and hasn’t had sex in three weeks; he’s so fuckstrated. 1995 D. E. Kaun Ru$$ia 136: I’m so totally fuckstrated I got cobwebs. 2007 in “Zane” Dear G-Spot 216: Feeling fuckstrated, my yearlong “no job-no pussy” drought felt like decades.
fuckstress noun
a woman who copulates.
1883 R. L. Stevenson Letter (May) in Selected Letters of R. L. Stevenson (1997) 223: To be quite frank, there is a risqué character. The Countess von Rosen, a jolly, elderly—how shall I say?—fuckstress. ca1890 My Secret Life VIII. x.: The red haired strumpet seemingly pleased, knelt down and licked the clitoris of my fuckstress, whilst with almost imperceptable joggings of her cunt, and heaving of my bum, we fucked. 1890–93 J. S. Farmer & W. E. Henley Dictionary of Slang III. 81: Fuckster…A good performer.… in feminine fuckstress. 1933 A. Crowley in L. Sutin Do what thou Wilt (2000) 365: The most marvellous fuckstress alive. 1990 Footlicker 77: Verushka and I will be waiting for your report on that little psychofuckstress. 1996 Boarding School Adventures, on Usenet newsgroup alt.sex.stories (Dec. 18): You are going to be an accomplished fuckstress.
fuck-struck adjective
obsessed with copulation; extremely lustful. Compare cunt-struck.
1966 E. Shepard Doom Pussy 160: Like a tomcat at a petting party, Alby tried to force two B-girls to sit on his knee. Tors eyed him with distaste. “He’s fuck-struck,” observed the Swede to no one in particular. 1990 J. Barnes Love, Etc. 70: I was duly fuck-struck as I waved him off on a night as foul as that which saw the return of St Mark’s body to Venice. 2004 P. Reizin Fiends Reunited vi. 199: I was still in something of a post-coital fugue; part hungover, part sleep-deprived, part lovesick. One of those peculiar states where…it was hard to tell how much to put down to being abroad, and how much to being what Jay once…described as fuck-struck.
fucktard noun [from FUCK + retard]
a despicably stupid person.
1994 Re: Rush on usenet newsgroup alt.music.alternative (June 13): You worthless fucktard. Go crawl back under whatever stinking bigoted little rock you crawled out of. 1998 Face (Apr.) 46/1: Beaver beer. Blow jobs. Weenies, stoners and “fucktards.” Who said Kevin Smith was a borderline misogynist with limited pop-cultural imagination? 2003 OC Weekly (June 13) 22: So why then, aside from the fact that they’re stupid and selfish fucktards, are they breaking up? 2005 M. Malkin Unhinged 17 The latter site allows angry leftists to leave uncensored, incoherent messages for the president, whom they refer to as a “fucktard.” 2008 New York Magazine (June 2) 28/2: In spreading his dire message, he favors colorful curses like “asshat” and “fucktard.”
fuck toy noun
1. a person regarded or treated as a sex object.
1988 P. Beck & P. Massman Rich Men, Single Women 87: This little number was for him, for his pleasure, a fuck-toy for his frequent business jaunts to L.A. 1995 D. Coupland Microserfs 300: I don’t call you a piece of meat. I call you my fuck toy. 1996 I. Welsh Ecstasy 125: You’ve got it all there, access to my breasts, my cunt, my arse. Anything you like.… Just a fuck toy. 2004 J. Jameson & N. Strauss How to Make Love Like a Porn Star iv. ix. 368: I looked at how the other girls were being treated (basically, like Tinkertoys).… I was determined not to just be a fuck toy but also to retain as much power as possible off camera. 2006 A. Blake Called to the Wild 95: You’re nothing but a slut. A fuck toy. Only sluts like sucking men off as much as you do.
2. a sex toy, as a dildo or vibrator.
2007 V. Crowley Longing for Toys 216: [She] shoved the vibrator all the way up her cunt.… Lucille felt the big fuck toy slip out of her.
fucktruck noun
1. a vehicle in which people engage in sexual activity; esp. a van or large car having bedding, etc., in the back.
1979 in Australian National Dictionary: The boys wearing blue singlets in their striped fuck trucks yelled & pressed down on the horns but fifi [sic] kept going. 1982 J. Breslin Forsaking All Others 47: An overnight stay with her husband in the trailer parked outside the prison fence—“the fuck truck,” the inmates called it. 1990 T. Thorne Dictionary of Contemporary Slang: Fuck truck…another term for passion wagon. 1993 Independent (London) (June 9) (“Focus”) 22: There was this Australian freak who had this van called the Fuck Truck. 1995 Time Out New York (Oct. 25) 25: Fucktruck…was common parlance in a certain Tennessee town in the late ’70s. 1998 N.Y.C. editor: We used fuck truck in the ’60s to mean “passion wagon.” 2006 J. Iversen High School Confidential 221: Steve drove and old Chevy minivan with a mattress in the back that he had dubbed the “fuck truck.”
2. a bus that brings prospective sexual partners together; esp. one of various shuttle buses in the Boston area running between nearby women’s colleges and Harvard or M.I.T.
1990 S. Orlean Saturday Night 21: Many Wellesley students consider the Fuck Truck a source of personal growth. 1998 N.Y.C. woman: As a student at Wellesley, I—and most of my classmates—referred to the bus that took us from campus to M.I.T. and Harvard as the “fucktruck.”… the M.I.T. and Harvard guys called it the same thing. 1998 N.Y.C. man: The fucktruck was the bus that went from M.I.T. out to Wellesley. 1998 R. Campo Desire to Heal 77: Frequent trips on the free shuttle bus (called the “fuck truck”) to Mount Holyoke and Smith. 2002 B. Mezrich Bringing Down the House 118: At MIT, there was no place better to meet eager young women, bused right to the building’s front steps from the nearby all-girl colleges. The bus was lovingly renamed the “fuck truck.” 2005 H. Winston Unchosen 153: Brandeis is not actually in Boston, but nine miles west of the city, accessible to him only by commuter rail—or, he later learned, the “fuck truck” from Harvard, named for the supposed sexual libertinism of the Brandeis students.
fuck-up noun Especially Military.
1. an incompetent person; a chronic bungler; a misfit. [The 1942 quotation, collected from Australian schoolchildren, may have resulted from a misunderstanding of this term.]
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p; [1942 S.J. Baker Australian Language 206: Fug-up. A stodgy person, one who prefers a “fuggy” atmosphere to playing out of doors.] [1944 Newsweek (Jan. 24) 68: I am not a messup any more. I like the army.] ca1945 J. Cheever in Letters (1988) 108: Last night two fuckups were discussing their disatisfactions [sic] with the army. 1948 N. Mailer Naked & Dead 224 [refers to WWII]: Bunch of fug-ups, lose a goddam gun, won’t even take a drink when it’s free. 1946–50 J. Jones From Here to Eternity ch. iv: He’s such a fuckup I was afraid we’d shoot somebody on a problem. 1951 E. Hemingway in Selected Letters (1981) 721: To me he is an enormously skillful fuck-up and his book will do great damage to our country. 1954 F.I. Gwaltney Heaven & Hell 194 [refers to WWII]: You’re not commanding a fuckup company. This is a regiment, and not every man in it is a fuckup. 1955 T. Anderson Your Own Beloved Sons 8: Whenever he screwed up they knew it. He was a fuckup. 1962 J. O. Killens Then We Heard the Thunder 39 [refers to WWII]: You’re nothing but a first-class fuck-up. 1965 C. Brown Manchild in the Promised Land 145: The cats who had a little bit of sense but who were just general fuck-ups were sent to the Annex. 1967 J. Kornbluth Notes from the New Underground 14: What stupid fuck-ups men are! 1971 Playboy (May) 207: You mean we’re gonna let them fuck-ups play on our ball diamond? 1979 in S. Terkel American Dreams 396: I’m not a great believer in failure as a sin. A couple of our writers are fuckups. 1980 S. Kopp Mirror, Mask, & Shadow 81: I become…[an] uncomfortably vulnerable fuck-up whose blunder is now exposed to my eyes and to theirs. 1985 E. Leonard Glitz 152: I thought maybe I was a total fuckup. a1990 E. Currie Dope & Trouble 22: I used to be a real fuck-up, you know? 1996 M. Aftel Story of your Life iv. 79: How do you portray yourself in this plot—as a seeker, a journeyman, a budding entrepreneur, an indentured servant, a hired hand, an expert, a fuckup, an uninspired drudge, a hotshot? 2000 R. Barger et al. Hell’s Angel ii. 15: I was considered a fuckup. I didn’t take to authority. 2000 A. Bourdain Kitchen Confidential 90: He, more than anyone else I encountered in my professional life, transformed me from a bright but druggie fuck-up into a serious, capable and responsible chef. 2005 K. MacNeil Stornoway Way 68: I wish for the ten millionth time that I enjoyed, or could even tolerate, violence. I’m a fuck-up when it comes to being anything other than peaceful.
2. a blunder; botch; FOUL-UP, definition 1. Compare 1941 quotation at FRIG-UP.
1949 E. Partridge Dictionary of Slang & Unconventional English (ed. 3) 1054: F*ck-up of, make a. To fail miserably at; to spoil utterly; low coll.: C.20. 1951 J. Kerouac in Selected Letters (1981) 321: [Interference] promises fuckups. 1958 J. O’Hara From the Terrace 257: Such a Goddam fuck-up. 1964 R. Allen High White Forest 266 [refers to WWII]: Two of our divisions got tangled up there…and the Krauts hit them from the slope. What a fuck-up! 1968–71 M. Cole & S. Black Checking it Out 105: Not only was that a fuck-up of LEAP’s name but why the hell did I accept their stealing? 1972 Metropolitan Review (May) 4: No fuck-up should go unridiculed. 1977 R. Coover Public Burning 455: And now it scared them that somebody might catch them in a fuck-up. 1984 “W.T. Tyler” Shadow Cabinet 241: A royal bureaucratic fuck-up, take my word. 1986 D. Tate Bravo Burning 96: A small…, probably perfectly explainable fuck-up. 1994 J. Kelman How Late it Was 208: Whatever brains he had man he had to use them. Nay fuck-ups. 2005 Z. Smith On Beauty 44: He felt he couldn’t tell his own family this fact; it was easier for them to believe that last year was Jerome’s “romantic fuck-up” or—more pleasing to the Belsey mentality—his “flirtation with Christianity.”
fuck up verb [compare synonyms bugger up, FRIG UP, screw up; also influenced by (if not the inspiration for) muck up].
1. to ruin, spoil, or destroy; to botch; in phrase: fuck up the detail, Military. to bungle. See also earlier FUCKED UP.
1929 F. Manning Middle Parts of Fortune I. v. 92: And they’ll call up all the women/When they’ve fucked up all the men. [1932 E. Halyburton & R. Goll Shoot & Be Damned 206 [refers to 1918]: That big tub of sour owl milk will jazz up the detail for all of us. You’d better dust off a court martial for him.] 1942 H. Miller Roofs of Paris 248: You and Sid are going to fuck up everything before you’re through. 1942 in M. Morriss & R. Day South Pacific Diary (1996) 33: If there is any way for a thing to be fucked up, the Army will find it.… Sometimes they’ll even fuck it up when you’d think it’s impossible. 1944 J. O’Hara in Selected Letters (1981) 184: I know I fucked up your afternoon schedule. 1951 in International Journal of Psycho-Analysis XXXV (1954) 35: When a man says: “I got my day all fucked up,” he is [yet] fully aware of the primary sexual meaning of the word. 1952 in S. J. Perelman Don’t Tread on Me 123: So many bothersome and ridiculous complications with which you’d managed to fuck up your life here. 1953 M. Harris Southpaw 143: Them goddam bastards would as soon f— up my ball club as not. 1956 T. T. Chamales Never So Few 574: They fucked something up when they moved that piece.… They’re missing us. 1965 S. Yurick Warriors 71: That fucked everything up, Hector thought. 1966–67 W. Stevens Gunner 119 [refers to WWII]: It’s not going to do…anybody…any good if you go around fucking up the detail. 1968 W. Mares Marine Machine 29: Mouse, the coffee’s cold! You’re a Kremlin spy sent here to fuck up my stomach. 1969 R. M. Stern Brood of Eagles 341: Oh, I would have fucked it up for fair. I know that. 1974 P. Larkin This Be the Verse: They fuck you up, your mum and dad./They may not mean to, but they do./They fill you with the faults they had/And add some extra, just for you. 1984 J. Fuller Fragments 23: Duds, the drill sergeants would call us.… Fuck up a two-car funeral. 1991 “R. Brown” & R. Angus A.K.A. Narc 188: They’ll fuck this up like they fucked up everything else. 1998 Starr Report VIII L: Ms. Lewinsky said she wanted two things from the President. The first was contrition: He needed to “acknowledge…that he helped fuck up my life.” 2000 C. Bushnell Four Blondes 23: You really fucked it up.… You had a chance. We could have spent the summer together. You blew it. 2005 P. Jillette & M. D. Lynn How to Cheat Your Friends at Poker vi. 27: Don’t forget that cutting the deck doesn’t fuck up the order.
2.a. Of a person: to blunder badly; to make a (serious) error; (hence) get oneself into trouble of any kind; to fail.
1943 in M. Morriss & R. Day South Pacific Diary (1996) 114: They… fucked up beautifully. 1945 in T. Shibutani Derelicts of Company K 115: We always fuck up when we march. 1953 M. Harris Southpaw 201: The first man that f—s up in this respect is going to get hit in the pocketbook, and hit hard. 1944–57 L. Atwell Private 33: He f—ed up there too, so they sent him down to us in C Company. 1957 H. Simmons Corner Boy 73: People will fugg up. 1961 G. Forbes Goodbye to Some 53: I really fucked up. We were going way too fast. 1961 L. McMurtry Horseman, Pass By 48: “You fucked up,” Hermy said. 1963 J. Ross Dead Are Mine 87: Keep your nose clean and this will all be forgotten. Fuck up and you’re dead. 1964– 66 R. Stone Hall of Mirrors 271: But in my journalistic opinion they’re gonna fuck up. 1971 D. Meggyesy Out of Their League 189: I also watched how Ernie and Larry did and I must admit I was pleased when they made mistakes and fucked up. 1972 D. Halberstam Best & Brightest 281 [refers to 1963]: Americans in Vietnam…had come up with a slogan to describe the ARVN promotion system: “Fuck up and move up.” 1978 Rascoe & Stone Who’ll Stop the Rain? (film): “I’ve been waiting all my life to fuck up like this.” “Well, you’ve finally made the big time.” 1972–79 T. Wolfe Right Stuff 221: Falling behind put you on the threshold of fucking up. 1982 C. Gino Nurse’s Story 318: Maybe somebody fucked up. 1987 M. Piercy Gone to Soldiers 631: I fucked up, I know it, I fucked up everything that counted, I know it, listen to me, I know it. 1987 J. D. Pistone Donnie Bras-co 209: Tony, the responsibility I gave Donnie just now…if he fucks up, I’m a dead man. 1993 P. Roth Operation Shylock 259: But if he gets actively involved, he fucks up everything. Jews don’t put trust in the bank, they have private trusts. 1998 E. Reid If I Don’t Six 24: I’ve watched him on television kicking grass at refs, tossing his headset to the ground in fury, snapping clipboards and even smacking players in the facemask when they fuck up. 2002 D. Eggers You Shall Know Ou
r Velocity! 325: “They fucked up,” he said to me. “They fucked up and they’re hiding something.” 2006 “Iggy Pop” in L. McNeil & G. McCain Please Kill Me 142: Coral had had enough of me. I was no longer happening. I was fucking up, and fucking up, and losing, and losing—and she could see it.
b. Of a thing, a situation, etc.: to go awry; malfunction; break down.
1976 D. Mamet American Buffalo 35: There’s the least chance something might fuck up. 1980 J. Carroll Land of Laughs 90: How many things are going to fuck up before we get this straightened out. 1982 D.J. Williams Hit Hard 175 [refers to WWII]: A-17 gun fucked up. 1985 A. Sawislak Dwarf Rapes Nun 193: In case you miss a transmission or the radios fuck up. 2003 New York Magazine (Mar. 31) 25/3: But on the other side, the global opposition, and the new, excited homegrown anti-Bush front line, are anticipating…the myriad ways this colossal and quixotic undertaking will invariably fuck up. 2004 S. Kernick Crime Trade 32: All I was trying to do was nail one of the bad guys. It fucked up, the whole thing fucked up, and I lost a good mate.
3.a. to confound; thwart; interfere with; to befuddle or confuse.
1945 in T. Shibutani Derelicts of Company K 133: I bet that fuckin’ CO stays awake every night tryin’ to think up some new way to fuck us up. 1950 J. Kerouac in Selected Letters 239: I don’t see how these cocksuckers could have done a better job trying to fuck me up as a…novelist. 1968 in E. Knight Belly Song 15: Perhaps it was just the brother’s definition that fucked me up. 1968–71 M. Cole & S. Black Checking It Out 223: “It will be six months before they use those rooms again.… ” “That’s cool…I dig fucking up white prejudiced pricks.” 1971–72 L. Giovanitti Man Who Won the Medal of Honor 109: I said what I said because I had nothing else to go on. I ain’t changing that story now. And nobody’s going to fuck me up. You understand? 1972 D. Wolf Foul! 313: We could have won, if that dumb coach didn’t fuck us up. 1976 R. E. Chinn Dig the Nigger Up 37: I’d sure like to do it to her!…She fucks me all up! 1978 E. Thompson Devil to Pay 156: It was Milt’s idea to cook out. “Really fuck up the neighbors, man. They’ll think it’s springtime.” 1983 D. Mamet Glengarry Glen Ross 96: What you’re hired for is to help us—does that seem clear to you? To help us. Not to fuck us up. 1989 M. Davis Miles 193: But Cannonball just fucked me up the way he played the blues and nobody had ever heard of him. 1991 D. Gaines Teenage Wasteland 232: If you tell anybody who I am, if you fuck me up, man, I’ll find you. 1995 Journal of American Folklore CVIII. 215: Why aren’t…voices that would fuck theory up included in this collection? 1997 G. Meade Brandenburg 325: Don’t compromise me, Gonzi. Don’t fuck me up. 2004 M. Boland & M. Bodey Aussiewood vi. 100: Once I got into this game and saw how it fucks people up, just fucks them up, I’d grown up and knew what was bullshit.
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