by Art Farkas
3. The 3rd person places the filled water balloon into the sling, pulls back, and lets go to launch the water balloon.
Hello! I recently won a radio contest by eating 14 pounds of squid tentacles with caramel butter sauce and received a free hot air balloon ride. I am searching eBay for the best water balloon launcher to take with me. I can choose one person to ride with me and have chosen my metrosexual roommate, Jeff Bowden. We love to play pranks on our friends and create all sorts of mischief. I once set up over 300 clown puppets in the sanctuary of a church for my sister’s wedding day! She hates clowns! When Jeff Bowden and I are high up in the hot air balloon we think it would be hilarious if we shot water balloons at houses, people at the park, and corporate offices (such as Starbucks). Your launcher looks perfect. How far back would we have to pull to launch a water balloon from a hot air balloon suspended 400 feet in the air? How accurate is your launcher? If we rose to 600 feet, in your opinion, would it be difficult to peg a hand-holding couple walking in the park? Thank you.
Art
Congrats on your win! Sounds like a ton of fun. The water bomb launcher requires 3 people. You know that, correct? You might be able to get away with hanging one side on some type of post or something, but it may affect the accuracy. Honestly, I don’t know if you could hit a couple from 400 feet up, while moving. With practice, you should be able to get pretty accurate with this. Of course wind, the unevenness of the water balloon, the moving hot air balloon would also affect accuracy. Like I said, I would do lots of practice ahead of time. Even in the stadiums, when they shoot T-shirts into the stands and such, without a lot of practice, they’re not going to hit a particular seat. More like a section. Hope that helps.
Buescher Trumpet made in USA - Used
Trumpet comes in original case. Has two (2) mouthpieces, one (1) mute and attaching sheet music holder.
This unit is used and has a few dents. Great starter trumpet. Could even be used as a decoration!
Valves need oil.
Greetings! Last year I tried my hand at the bass drum and auditioned for the Swinging Crows Community Band. I practiced long hours banging a homemade bass drum made from wax paper, Wrigley’s Double Mint Gum and an old “worry free” wire birdcage. My wife, Edna, grew quite tiresome about my practice habits and once hurled an old shoe (Reebok) at me that bloodied my left ear. My tryout in front of Maestro Robert M. Ferguson didn’t fare well as he stated, “Art, you played like a wild kangaroo on steroids. I’m sorry, we can’t have you in the band. You can try out again next year.” I was devastated. I plan on trying out again for the SCCB. This time on trumpet. Since childhood I have had the uncanny ability to blow very fast air through my nose. I may sound crazy but do you believe I could play the trumpet through my nose rather than my lips? I believe I could generate a better tone and sound that way. Would your trumpet mouthpiece be able to fit around my left nostril? Thank you.
Art
Well! In order to answer I need to know the size of your left nostril. I will then compare your nose size to my brother and I will attempt to make him blow. Pictures are always good. Thank you for your interest. The listing was worth your question.
Dr. James Dobson on Parenting NEW Book Focus on Family
Dr. James Dobson on Parenting
Two Bestselling Works Complete in One Volume
The Strong-Willed Child
Parenting Isn’t for Cowards
502 pages, Hardcover, New, 1997, Inspirational Press.
CONDITION: New
Practical parenting advice that really works—from America’s foremost family counselor!
Help! Our four-year-old son, Ishmael, is out of control and is starting to exhibit some anti-social behaviors. Perhaps your Dobson book could give us some parenting tips. Just last week we took Ishmael to the mall and he pushed over 14 kids, stole a lady’s wallet (Versace), and pelted a Hot Dog on a Stick worker with a mustard-laced corn dog. We’ve always provided the best for Ishmael and don’t know why he’s become so mean spirited and spoiled. Granted, my wife Norma occasionally breast feeds him when he asks for his “nummies,” but we figure that’s fairly normal. That’s what our spiritual adviser says. He would know, he has 3 wives and 22 children. Anyway, is there a chapter in the Dobson book that deals with four-year-old boys who still breast feed and throw corn dogs at mall workers? How about advice when Ishmael screams, “I hate you, Mommy! I wish you were never born!” or “Can’t you do anything right, Daddy? You’re so stupid!” I sure hope so. Thank you.
Art
Hi Art,
Sounds like you’ve got your hands full with Ishmael. As I flipped through the James Dobson on Parenting book I was surprised to find not a single chapter devoted to demon-possessed children. Since I don’t have children myself, I went looking for help. Your situation was intriguing and aside from making a video and sending it in to Nanny 911 or a licensed adolescent psychotherapist, I have compiled a list of 5 books you can obtain elsewhere that may prove effective. I hope it helps.
Understanding Mental Retardation by Patricia Ainsworth
Primer for Parents of Slow Children by Jackie Wright
Forced Exit: The Slippery Slope from Assisted Suicide to Legalized Murder by Wesley J. Smith
Straight Talk about Psychiatric Medications for Kids, Revised Edition by Timothy E. Wilens
Stupid Things Parents Do to Mess Up Their Kids: Don’t Have Them If You Won’t Raise Them by Laura Schlessinger
Kids BMX Bike
Item is used, but in good operating condition with very good tires, and good overall appearance. It could however use a new set of pedals. From ground to top of frame (where the seat post goes into the frame) is 15 inches. Winning bidder can pick item up in the Elkhart, Indiana, area, or have it shipped for actual cost plus a three-dollar fee.
Hello! I am attempting a stunt inspired by the classic Happy Days episode where Fonzie jumps over a shark on water skis. Using a small vehicle (as I’m a mere 86 lbs.), I will jump across Devil’s Alley located in Ojai, California. I will start at the top of a 40-foot ramp, reach a speed of 25 mph, and execute a jump 37 feet long. There will be quail feathers and bubble wrap on the canyon floor (28 feet down) to soften the blow should I fall. For added suspense, 55 tarantula spiders will be dispersed among the quail feathers. I will be wearing umpire gear to insure my safety. In 2003, I ventured to jump over Yosemite Creek using 15 trampolines, to no avail. I broke my thorax in four places. Five videographers will be filming my stunt, which will be sent to the Discovery Channel for their show Midget Stunts: The Bigger the Better. I love your bike and think it would fit my minuscule body perfectly. Would it smash to bits if it tumbled 28 feet down? Could I install a roll bar for extra safety? Thank you.
Art
Art, I can greatly appreciate what you have planned, as I am an avid sportbiker and have been in a few stunting videos and wrecks involving injury myself. Therefore I am sure you understand that I can accept no responsibility for how you choose to use this bike. This is a sturdy bike. I see no reason it would not make it through a 28-foot tumble without any severe damage, but I can make no guarantees. Any modifications made for safety are always a good idea if performed correctly. I wish you luck whatever you decide to do with the bike. Please understand that I cannot be held liable for your decisions concerning the bike’s use. Let me know if you may be interested in exchanging some videos. Thanks.
New RavX Bicycle Tire Pump! Bike Presta/Schrader
This is a new RavX Econo × Mini Pump.
RavX describes this pump as follows:
- Dual-valve swivel head
- Single-action stroke
- Soft kraton T-handle
- Composite barrel
- Lightweight
- Velcro strap & mounting bracket
- Max pressure: 120 PSI
- Alloy pins
Greetings! I’ll admit that I’m a bit of an experimenter. Once, I attached a pair of self-made Bat-Wings to myself and jumped off my neigh
bor’s (George Gilmore) roof. I suffered minor cuts and a bruised ego. Yesterday, a crazy idea popped into my brain when I was sipping on a latte from Starbucks. I’m addicted to the stuff and have wondered what it would feel like if I had Starbucks latte injected directly into my bloodstream. Then I thought of the perfect instrument to help do so—a bicycle pump. I used to own one but they stole it. Perhaps I could fill your bicycle pump with a Starbucks latte (no cream or sugar) and literally “pump” that sweet nectar right into my arm or leg (not my neck). I figure the pumping action will help procure my caffeine fix quicker. How difficult would it be to rig your bicycle pump so I could fill it with a Starbucks latte? Could I unscrew the top and pour the lukewarm liquid in? Could I attach a hypodermic needle for easier skin penetration? Thank you.
Art
Hello Art and thanks for your question.
First, it is the official position of LinearSpeed that one should not use any of our products in any way that penetrates the skin, or plays any part in a procedure involving a through-skin procedure. Further, our stuff just ain’t that clean!
However, if you were so inclined, a bicycle pump could be used to aid in creating additional pressure if required. Although I am not one to discourage a sale, I must ponder if the additional pressure, or complexity, of the pump is needed.
Could you not just put the latte into an IV bag and take it as a drip while sitting and reading the paper or working on your computer?
The Management at LinearSpeed.com
Nina Lyman dogs by Nina— Siberian Husky Vase
You are bidding on a terrific piece by artist “Nina Lyman.” This is one of Nina’s famous ceramic puppy vases of a “SIBERIAN HUSKY.” This beautiful, blue-eyed Husky stands 8½" tall and has an opening in the back for flowers. Looks great without the flowers too! ~~ SO CUTE! This vase is stamped on the bottom “Nina Lyman, Dogs by Nina” and is artist signed on the back “Dogs by Nina.” Item is brand new, has never been used or displayed, and it is in perfect condition.
What a sad but great find I have made here on eBay! First a short story before my question: At the age of 13 years old I was given a husky dog by my Great Uncle Herbert. I named him Spanky. I loved my dog as much as my own family members. (He even made 2nd call for the classic Disney film Iron Will.) Tragically he was struck by lightning and then was hit by an ice cream truck while I flagged it down. (Strawberry Push-Ups were his favorite.) Is there a possibility that your Siberian Husky Vase could be painted to have a Fu Manchu on his hindquarters? Silly I know, but Spanky had a birthmark shaped like a Fu Manchu there. If I bid and win your fine auction, do you believe it would be difficult for me to personally paint it? The resemblance of your auction and my former 1st mate are uncanny and this would be a great memento of the happiest time of my life. Thanks for your time.
Art
Hello Art,
Thank you for sharing that wonderful story about your Husky, Spanky. I really enjoyed reading what you wrote. As far as painting the vase goes… I would guess that could be done. After all, it is ceramic and ceramics are made to be painted. However, I would guess that the portion you paint would have a different gloss as the rest of the piece. I’m sure there’s a way you could paint a clear gloss over that and perhaps match the glossy finish on the remainder, but I can’t promise, as I’ve never gone ahead and tried. Either way, it is a terrific piece and I’m sure you won’t be disappointed.
Laura
Cat Tree Scratcher House Post Furniture Condo Meow 175
DESCRIPTION
High quality wood construction
Overall Dimension: 12" L × 12" W × 24" H
Hanging toy included
Easy to assemble, step by step instruction
No tools required, just a pair of hands
Base Plate and Platform are thick and stable
Scratching Post is made of 100% natural sisal rope
Posts are all 3.5" diameter and wrapped with ¼" sisal rope
Available Color: beige
Hello! I am a chimney sweep who lives in a modest studio apartment. When I come home from work covered in soot and scum I love being greeted by my cats. I’ve named them The Huxtable Family, after the characters from the hit sitcom The Cosby Show. There’s Dr. Huxtable, Clair, Sondra, Denise, Theodore, Vanessa, and of course little Rudy (Siamese). Theodore is my favorite. He’s such a cuddle muffin! Sondra is very stubborn, just like her TV character. Lately, I’ve been overwhelmed due to lack of space and their spraying rituals. I thought of building a hotel-like structure for them to play and live in, but I have no hammer. Do you believe the top layer could be made into an OB-GYN office complete with fiber-optic lighting systems and clamps just like Bill Cosby’s? I know Dr. Huxtable would love it! (He doesn’t like to be called Cliff.) Is there room for the bottom floor to serve as the family kitchen? The Huxtables need a nice place to dwell and your cat house could be the answer. Thank you.
Art
Art,
Thanks for your interests in our products.
I am not sure what is the meaning of OB-GYN? I doubt it will be enough space for all the Huxtables to dwell in the bottom floor, the box is about 12X12 only. Let me know if you need further info. By the way, how much do you charge for chimney sweep? Our fireplace is in the basement and last year when we tried to use the fireplace, the smoke seems that it can’t go through the chimney. Maybe a nest of something up top, how much would that roughly cost me?
Incredible Hulk Hands Smashing Sounds Boxing Gloves
This auction is for a pair of electronic Incredible Hulk soft rubber hands that make smashing sounds when punched. In EXCELLENT used condition. Includes fresh batteries too! These are fun!!
Hi. I’m a 42-year-old Spam Editor and I’m looking to bid on your Hulk Hands, with those big, green digits. Do you think they would fit my wife, Sherl-Jean? She’s a fairly full gal, maybe 220 (without her trusty poncho), but she has very narrow shoulders, more of a pear shape I suppose. She has made a Hulk costume from organic matter collected in our yard (mulch). She loves The Hulk and wants to do a fitting portrayal for this year’s family Christmas card. She was mocked heavily from last year’s card fiasco when her frumpy right calf muscle was exposed, so she’s looking to redeem herself. If not, there’s no doubt 9 cases of Twinkies will be consumed. Last year we all dressed as the Ghostbusters, posing in front of the fireplace! I was Egon. Our dog, Buster, was dressed as Casper! This year I’m portraying Captain America. In closing, could Sherl-Jean hold Buster (32 lbs.) in the upright position with the Hulk Hands on? Could the fingers grip him or would he slip away? We’re dressing him as Wolverine.
Art
Depending on how you want to hold him, it may or may not work. I tried holding my Cocker with them and since there are no fingers to grip with, it doesn’t really work. Now if your pooch was on a table next to you, you could probably get him on his hind legs and support him with one hand. Otherwise, Photoshopping him into the pic is always an option! JoAnne
Mouse Trap game
This auction is for the Milton Bradley game Mouse Trap. It is still in original box and is just like brand new. I don’t think it was ever played with, so it is brand new condition. All the pieces are there and the board is scratch or stain free. This has always been stored in a dry smoke free environment. Thank you for looking and may God bless you.
Hello! My wife, Bonnie-Rae, and I are having mice problems with a house we recently moved in to. Our last house was haunted by the ghost of someone named Bert Lancaster (not the famous Birdman of Alcatraz actor). Apparently this Bert Lancaster was a mean-spirited dirty bird that was quite a successful moonshiner in the late 1800s. Anyway, Bonnie-Rae is petrified of mice and took a nasty fall after four mice ran past her bare feet while cooking last Thursday. Bruised coccyx. We tried those mice traps where you put a piece of cheese on them but they didn’t work. Actually, my 7-year-old nephew, Carl-Joe, tried to eat some of that cheese right off the trap and suffered a two inch gash on his bottom lip. I decide
d to find some better mousetraps on eBay and found yours. I have a few questions about it. How big is the mousetrap net? Could it capture a 3-inch-long mouse? Would the ball crush the mouse or maybe just paralyze it for a bit? Is it made of steel or plastic? Thank you.
Art
Well, I am sorry to hear of your mouse troubles and I sure hope Bonnie-Rae didn’t bruise too much from her nasty fall. We will pray for Carl-Joe that his lip doesn’t become infected. I don’t think my trap will be real effective unless you have some mice who really like to play. To answer your direct questions though: The net itself is actually plastic and the inside diameter of it is only 2 ¾ inches so a 3-inch mouse would have to pretty much be in a fetal position to get trapped. The ball is solid steel but it is only marble sized, so it might put a bruise or a small mousy goose egg on its head, but I doubt it will crush or paralyze anything bigger than a flea. I hope this helps in your decision making, you might want to consider a cat though.
FABULOUS The Beatles SILVER MEDALLION
This silver medallion was struck by Metalimport Ltd in 1966 and, surprisingly, despite extensive advertising, was a flop and only a very few were sold. (Possibly because at that time collections of medallions and memorabilia were not as popular as they now are.) I assume there are very few of these silver Beatles medallions about.
This wonderful commemorative silver medallion (weight 25g) has lain since 1966 in a drawer and I have just cleaned it up. It will make a marvelous, unusual and possibly valuable addition to any serious collection of Beatles memorabilia.