“Whoa Kelly I don’t think so! You were on my fiancé’s lap and you kissed him, tell me why I shouldn’t kill you now?” she sat and cried.
“You whore, you fucking bitch, what did you do that for, he was well up for it and he’s just told me I’m a better kisser than you and he’s mine, not yours just like all the others. You don’t float his boat being such a prudish stick up your arse bitch and he said he wants a real woman. Go on Sam, tell her I'm what you want, you liked the kiss and it’s way better than hers and I offer the extras you won’t get from her?”
“Kelly you drunken deluded bitch. One Sam and you dream on. Two Sam can’t stand you. Three my fiancé, yes fiancé, has me, why would he want a fucking copy of me when he has the real thing and oh does he have me, and finally four are you kidding you being a real woman? Pull the other one all you are is a backstabbing bitch, with no life of her own one who is insistent she has everything in mine. Well enough it ends tonight and you better thank God and Sam your still breathing, because you are so lucky Kelly that I promised Sam not to fight, because you bitch that stunt would get you beaten within an inch of your life.” Sam was laughing at me. He was behind me kissing my neck.
“She won’t remember in the morning Mi cielo, don’t worry about it. I’m just glad you got here when you did, a minute later and who knows what she’d have done with those hands of hers.” I wasn’t laughing; little did he know Kelly the wasp?
“She would have done a lot more to you sweetheart, everything I have she wants, she’s done it before and too many times haven’t you, you stupid little girl? If you were sober, you would be… Argh you drive me stupid Kelly Pepper, consider us no longer friends, enough is enough, you stupid Welsh fucking two faced freak.” He looked at the crying mess on the floor.
“Come on Missy we're going for something to eat, and then we need to get that stick out of your arse. It must be so painful, but I can’t say I saw it this morning or this afternoon, when you were far from being prudish. I told you we should have stopped at home in your bed. Come on fiancée, let’s see if you’re up for more debauchery with your fiancé, let me do some freakish things with your freakishly nice arse.” I laughed as I kissed Sam and said goodbye to Tasha.
Kelly was sat head down and falling asleep on the floor, oop’s and it looked as though she had peed herself. Result, all she needed to do to make my day was... Oh result, she threw up all over herself, thank you God of Karma.
Tasha carried on with Danny. My best friend was just too spaced out to care about anything that had gone on and so not like her, the reason was apparent she was pissed as a fart, drinking vodka and orange. I really swore in Spanish telling her no more to drink, her boyfriend was giving her orange juice laced with vodka and getting her pissed for drunken sex, she was being used.
“I heard him ask the lads for jonnies good thing really, that he’s even considering using them, the others aren’t you stupid girl. He doesn’t want to knock you up on your first time. The other lads said they wouldn’t mind a go and wanted to wait in line, he told them once he was through they could. If you weren’t worn out from his dick, but they could do you unconscious.
He didn't care as long as your cherry was his, see that girl there he was all over her in the lads room smoking pot with yet more strangers, how the hell have you got like this in a short time?” She cried and slapped him so hard in the mouth, and told him to go fuck some other girl with the jonnies he’d begged from the other lads, and they could go fuck themselves too, she was eating his cake too, I then knew why she looked spaced out, she was high on the hash brownies she was munching on! Christ how much of the party did I spend in the bathroom, she was fine at my house?
Dan went to hit her and Sam stopped him, then he gently picked her up. She looked at me horrified, then at him and told him to try his luck with Kelly, and apologised then said she felt sick and asked could I help her up the stairs? I took her to join Michelle, were a sober and mad as hell Julie was now on minding duty, and laughing at our two drunken friends. Julie said she would be fine and they would stick together. Tasha promising me to leave as soon as she had been sick. Dan had gone to try his luck on one of the uninvited girls.
Sam looked at me laughing at my Missy-fit with my drunken stupid friends, by now he had witnessed a few Missy-fits and as I walked towards him, he was leant against the wall waiting and smiling, I’d thumped a lad hard, who touched my arse, we left laughing as the lad said sorry, he thought I was Kelly.
“Come on they are just a bunch of drunken idiots, sorry Sam I so wanted to show you off. I’m sorry I should have listened to you angel. Did you enjoy your grope from Kelly Pepper then? Less than a half a day with these on and you’re chasing, better looking girls?” I laughed, but he stopped walking, grabbed my arm and pushed me gently against the wall kissing me as he did it.
“You a worth ten of her never put yourself down baby, she is nothing like you, you are stunning, beautiful, talented, kind, caring, wonderful, a chef in the kitchen and yes a fantastic whore in the bedroom and all mine, mine just mine. I’m the lucky one, stop doubting I love you because I do. These rings are on this finger, because we are meant to be together baby and no cheap drunken bitch is spoiling our day. She was and is nasty piece of work and said if she couldn’t be happy, why should you be.” I smiled, when did I get so lucky?
“I was about to get up when you came in. She was too drunk Michelle, she won’t remember any of it tomorrow. I wouldn’t have done anything other than stop her. She was about to be thrown on the floor, but you just beat me to it. She literally waited for you to come down the stairs and jumped on my knee, when she saw you coming. I was just too shocked to respond quicker than you did. I love you.” I smiled and kissed him to shut him up.
“I love you too, so much. I have three rings that say so, but she’s done it to me before Sam and you don’t know the misery she’s has caused me Sam, please just ask Jimmy. Even he was a victim, she thought I fancied him and made a play for him. I actually felt sorry for him because she can be very persuasive, apparently she likes it rough, like Karen and the three others I saw in Kelly’s room, wow I had my eyes opened today and she gives a good blow job.” I laughed her mum was coming back up the street.
“I do know, Jimmy said she was a nasty piece of work and he actually refused the erh extras and told her she didn’t stand a chance he liked you. I’m surprised she is even your friend baby. As to the favours she dishes out, yours are wow, shit baby there aren’t any words to describe sex with you and that mouth of yours. It’s the best thing you do; oh and you do the other stuff really well too!” Aggie, Kelly’s mum was on her way around. I laughed at his embarrassment. “Karen was having sex in the bedroom please tell me Kim wasn’t involved?”
“No angel, but Harry was being rode pretty hard and Karen was sat on his face, not a good look, umm now where we, umm the gift giving service? I was the best sex you have had and we had the best ever sex, when we made love all night long and well into the daytime too, when you took my gift, when I rocked your world, when you made us complete, are the words you’re looking for angel.
Oh and looking forward to loads more when we get back Sam, but first I need to deal with Miss Pepper. The party’s is over as soon as her mum gets in. She never was my friend, she just tried to take my friends and boys that I fancied off me, she should have learnt from losing a hand full of hair last time, but no she had to make a play for you. She will suffer for touching you. Watch this Sam you will be so proud of your sex crazed fiancée, revenge without even having to fight her.” We made a quick dash home. She passed and I laughed.
“It’s bad in there Aggie and the neighbours are out complaining, there’s double what you said she was allowed, most of them are strangers and are way older, they are causing havoc with the young girls in there and your drinks cabinet is empty and most of it Kelly’s had.
We are leaving, because she won’t listen and its way out of control and your Kelly’s drunk as a skunk sitt
ing in sick and her wet knickers, if she still has them on. There’s people having sex in your bed and may actually be Kelly, she was getting up to make use of it as we left. Your Ste and Ben aren’t going to be happy, there’s a few in their room smoking weed, don’t eat the cakes they are hash loaded treats. Oh and the bath and toilet are full of sick, I cleaned a lot of it up. She wasn’t very nice when I tried to stop her, she told me to leave so we are doing. Good luck and I hope you’re insured, I think your plates were being smashed in the kitchen as I left.” I felt a whole lot better.
“Michelle why the hell I let her talk me into this? I should have gone with my instincts she said it would be a quite gathering listening to music and takeaway pizza. Thank you for the heads up, the neighbour’s kid has just come for me. I asked him to keep an eye open. I can’t trust her at all. You look stunning young lady and I believe congratulations are in order your Mother is so proud of the catch you landed, is this him then?” I laughed he is quite a catch has to be said.
“Yes this is Sam and he is a catch, one your Kelly tried to land, I may have been a little rough on her.” She laughed.
“Let me look at the rings, before I ring her neck. Ste’s on his way around to help throw the lot of them out, and if she’d have done that to my fella I would have killed her, I don’t know what’s got into her?” She gasped when she saw them gave me a hug, congratulated Sam and winked. “You're very lucky Sam one in a million is our Michelle, wish I could say that about Kelly, but hell I have had it trying to understand her. Her father can deal with her. A few months on the farm with just sheep and her father will sort her out.” She gave me a hug and we left her to sort out the Welsh wasp.
“Um I like your non-violent revenge Mi cielo. I’d love to be a fly on that wall, nice woman, what happened to her daughter?” He held me tight and we went back to mine. I was just popping in to tell mum I was off to Aunty Allison’s for the rest of the weekend.
“Mum we’re back but we’re not stopping, we’re just off for something to eat and I’m coming to warn you a load of drunks may turn up. Tell them the party’s around at Kelly Peppers. Aggie is one hell of an upset woman...” I went in the front room to find mum talking to Pat. Mum was with Fat Pat in our house, she’d been busted.
“Oh, I didn’t expect you back so soon. Michelle show Pat your rings.” Pat looked at them and she gawped. What was she doing here this bitch was banned. The rings made her beady eyes pop out of her head. Mum was in full bragging mode about my perfect boyfriend, and how my fiancé, who spent a small fortune on not one, but three rings. He’d bought me a beautiful watch and such a pretty locket. She was overly proud of how Sam spoilt me. Sam went red.
“So when do you intend getting married then?” Pat asked as I looked at Sam.
“We were thinking about on her birthday next year, but we can’t wait. I want to take the whole family to Scotland and do it up there in Gretna, before Gramps and Grams go to Australia, we haven’t discussed it with Susan and Michael, yet they will be the first to know.” I looked at him with tears in my eyes. Mum gave me that look.
“No Mum, I’m not, pregnant. We just don’t want to spend any more time apart and so we or rather Sam is getting us a house so we can be together, but yes married as soon as we can.” He held me tightly.
“I will ask Michael in a couple of days or so about arrangements and things, we need to sort everything out, we have plenty of time. Giving you something to think about Susan. There’s a blank cheque available, because Michelle gets the wedding she wants, money is no object and before you moan too, I can afford it. My girl gets the day she wants whatever the cost.” I held his hand tightly.
“Come on lets go for something to eat, can we go to the posh Italian place again angel.” I left with Sam. Pat was opening her mouth and pale. “So nice of you to tell my, mother we are getting married and when exactly are we doing it?” He smiled.
“As soon as we can. You will be at uni, but not as Welles as Mrs Todd.” I hung of his arm.
“So I can still go to university then? You don’t want me barefoot and pregnant at home then?” He smiled.
“Yes University is fine, no to the other for a while, but we can practice trying if you want? We need a load of practice first please?” We headed back to The Frog, with any luck Andy was still in the pub. They were and sat smooching in the corner.
“Get a room, you two.” They looked up.
“Hi how did it go?” It had gone better than we had expected and Sam had been smiling all afternoon.
“He had to ask my Gramps, who was there first. He was sick again and had to ask twice. Good thing they like him he got two yes votes.” He was at the bar getting drinks in. I sat and chatted to Zoë and Andy.
“He doesn’t want to wait either he wants to get married yesterday.” My head was in a right state.
“Here you go Michelle your coke, has she filled you in?” I looked at him, as he passed the drinks over.
“She is the cat’s mother I am a big ass’s fiancée.” He looked at me and smiled.
“Your mouth is so… Umm come here.” He kissed me and he had his hands on my knee.
“Why are you stressed? He will sort out everything.” Andy had his hand over mine.
“Andy, how old are you Twenty six? Zoë twenty four? Sam is only twenty two and me I’m only just eighteen and people will be saying it won’t last, we’re too young, I’m too young, oh my head aches.” I got up and went outside. “Shit, shit, shit.” I sat down on the step. My head was going to explode. Sam was right behind me.
“You don’t really want to marry me?” I looked at his face, his eyes they were so sad.
“Sit down please, of course I want to marry you I love you, but oh crap I’m going to hurl.” I ran back in the pub to the toilet. I made it and just in time too. Zoë was at the door.
“You all right Michelle?” I washed my face and went outside.
“I need something to eat; I’ve not eaten for ages I’m running on empty that’s all!” Sam was waiting too.
“Sorry I just had a major panic attack I’m fine with it all I promise. You have been hurling all day Sam, you can allow me the one. Can we go to the Italian around the corner please their food is always so nice.” He still looked worried, I was even surer now, that he was the only man for me and I had to let him know just how much I loved him and what he means to me.
“If that’s where my fiancée wants to eat come on then, yes Mi cielo.” We headed off to the little Italian place. Mamma’s was the best place to eat. The waiter handed us the menus, and Sam ordered a bottle of house white and two beers. As the waiter stood waiting to take our order, I asked in Italian did they have birthday cakes in the back and candles and some way of writing a message on the cake. He smiled as we chatted in Italian, Sam looking at me smiling and the other two just sat and watched as I ordered the cake with the message, which the waiter said was romantic and Sam was a very lucky man. He took our orders for dinner.
“Can I have the peppercorn chicken with penne pasta please? Zoë ordered the same and the lads played safe and ordered their usual pizzas.
“I’m sorry about earlier, I really went weird for a bit there. We are in for a rough couple of weeks Sam. Are you ready, for the shit we are about to face? Plus we have to find somewhere near your mum to live?” The lads hadn’t even thought about living arrangements. Andy, even joked about a massive house, we could all share.
“So your plan is we get a four bed roomed place and we live in a Todd family commune? Two newly married couples two stroppy teenagers and your mum?” He smiled at me.
“It took me a minute there to work out who the two stroppy teenagers, were.” I thumped Andy’s leg and laughed.
“No Michelle, I meant Sam and Jimmy, who did you mean?” I laughed as our drinks arrived and the food followed soon after. Marco gave me the thumbs up and Sam looked at the waiter and shrugged his shoulders.
“All right baby, what was the Italian guy after, is he after a
date with my fiancée?” I laughed.
“Marco is very happy with his partner Gianni, and finds you very attractive Sam not me, as to anything else, shush eat and wait this is my surprise.” My thigh was being closely rubbed, the sensation as he rubbed the leather trousers was truly hot, and wow erotic. I can see why the stuff in the shop was leather; it feels great. I smiled, as he got a little more adventurous and his fingers were slipping in the now open zip, he found that spot and I murmured my appreciation and told him to stop before I exploded at the table. Zoe and Andy were in loved up mode too, and all was right with the Todd boys. Our pasta dishes and the lads pizza appeared.
“This is so nice and creamy Michelle can you make this?” I smiled, as Sam continued to play with me, he had to stop soon. I took a deep breath to answer her.
“Anyone can make it I will teach you it is a simple dish to learn.” Andy opened his mouth and shut it, when he got a kick to his ankle and Sam was told to stop. We finished our meal and the waiter brought out the biggest chocolate cake with the message I’d had them write. He read it. “Umm ‘November 18th the day I danced into your life is the day I choose to be your wife’. Oh hell Michelle you remembered the date? Yes perfect, like you perfect, one year later and yes it’s a date.” He really was so very happy, me I was waiting for the bubble to burst, how did I get so lucky? “Do you want to go dancing or back home baby?” As if he needed to ask, I smiled.
“Back home please I’m really tired, and we have to get the cake back in one piece, you lot like your cake and eating it.” I winked at Sam. Andy and Sam laughed as Zoe re-joined us from a visit to the powder room. Sam paid the bill and then ordered a taxi whilst those two went to dance the night away. Sam hugged me tightly as the taxi took us home.
“I can’t wait to start sorting everything out.” I smiled my head ached. We got back and I went straight upstairs, he followed me. Teddy and Jimmy were out apparently, oh an empty house again...
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