by Ivy Smoak
Yes, I officially wrote the craziest book ever. But there was a reason for all these hilarious words! Ash is all of us. Yup. You heard that right! We’re all awkward and weird in our own way. And I’m hoping that living in Ash’s shoes for a few days made you realize that being weird is actually a great thing. We should all embrace our weirdness. And have fun doing it. Shake off the haters and live your life however the heck you want! Penis booping and all. We’ve all been there, am I right?
And since you made it this far, you’re automatically a card-carrying member of the Single Girl Rules. I don’t care if you’re single or not. It just happened. Boom! And I’d love to see you bring your favorite #SingleGirlRules to life on TikTok! Channel your inner-Chastity and bring the sass. The sassier the TikToks, the better.
And don’t forget the most important Single Girl Rule of all – Rule #1: Boys are replaceable. Friends are forever. So make sure you come meet all your new besties in the Smoaksters Facebook Group! Where we dish about books and all the hot goss.
P.S. I’m sorry about all the #sickburns, Steve Forbes. I have no beef with you. For some reason all the sass just came out naturally once I started talking about you and your dumb site. Probably because you’re basic. See – I can’t stop! Seriously though, I actually really like looking up random celebrities’ net worth on your site. And I’m sure you’re not basic at all. <3
Ivy Smoak
Wilmington, DE
www.IvySmoak.com
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