$1.00 PER PERSON
COME AND GET IT
2 ROSE ST, MELTON
EVERY DAY 9.00 AM
‘Tiny,’ said The Busker, ‘the crowds will like me now. This time I will give them money instead of them giving it to me. I will give away half of all I have. I don’t need a million dollars. Half of that will do. Those who need money can come and get a dollar each whenever they like.’
The next morning The Busker set up a tent in his front yard. Inside he put a table and a chair and a bucket full of one-dollar coins. He hung a notice outside which said:
FREE MONEY
$1.00 EACH
At nine o’clock two scruffy-looking boys came in. ‘Where’s the free money, Pop?’ said one of them. This wasn’t what The Busker had expected. He didn’t really want children. Especially rude ones. But he had to keep his word so he took a one-dollar coin from the bucket under the table and gave it to the boy. The boy looked at it carefully and said to his friend, ‘It’s real.’ Then he turned around and ran out of the tent. The other boy held out his hand, snatched his coin and disappeared out of the tent before The Busker changed his mind.
Soon the tent was filled with more and more children. The word had spread quickly and every child in the neighbourhood was there. ‘Form a line,’ yelled The Busker. ‘And no pushing.’ The children were jostling and shoving and some were trying to push in.
The Busker was upset at the rudeness of the children. The first three simply grabbed the money and ran but the fourth child, a girl with big, brown eyes, said, ‘Gee, thanks. Thanks a lot.’ She turned round to walk out of the tent but The Busker called her back.
‘Here,’ he said, handing her another dollar. ‘You are a very polite little girl. The only one who has said thanks.’
The next girl in the line heard what was said. After The Busker handed her a one-dollar coin she said, ‘Thanks a lot, Mister,’ and then stood there without moving.
‘What are you waiting for?’ asked The Busker.
‘My other dollar,’ said the girl. ‘I said thanks too. So I should get two dollars as well.’
The Busker sighed and handed her another dollar. After that all of the children discovered their manners and said, ‘Thanks.’ The Busker had to give all of them two dollars. He smiled to himself. At least they were grateful.
The line grew longer and longer. Soon it reached all the way down the street. After about fifty children had taken their two dollars an old woman came to the front of the queue. The Busker handed her a dollar. She looked at it and said, ‘Thank you, love. You are a very kind man. Very kind indeed.’
The Busker smiled and gave her another five dollars. He was pleased that she liked him so much.
As the morning passed, more and more adults joined the queue. The ones who were very polite received more money. The Busker gave fifty dollars to one young woman who said, ‘What a wonderful, generous and good man you are.’
‘This is more like it,’ he thought to himself. ‘People really like me. They can see I am really a good man.’ He gave Tiny a pat on the head. He didn’t even mind when the people in the line paid attention to Tiny. He wasn’t jealous of Tiny now that he had his own admirers.
By lunch time the bucket of money was empty. The Busker put up another sign which said:
CLOSED.
GONE TO THE BANK
FOR MORE MONEY
The Busker took out two buckets of coins from the bank. ‘You had better give me some notes as well,’ he said to the teller. He took out ten thousand dollars’ worth of notes. When he reached home he found the queue had grown to a couple of kilometres long. It went down the street and round the corner. As he went by people waved and a cheer went up. ‘Good old Mister Busker,’ someone yelled out.
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Mister Busker. No one had ever called him that before. He felt wonderful. He went into the tent and started handing out more money. Most people received two dollars but the ones who said especially nice things got more. One old man came in, knelt at The Busker’s feet and kissed his shoes. ‘Oh Great One,’ he said. ‘I give thanks to you for your great compassion and generosity.’
The Busker was moved. ‘There is no need for that,’ he said. Then he gave the old man two hundred dollars. The news soon spread along the line. The more good things you said about The Busker, the more you got. A lot of people left the queue because they couldn’t bring themselves to do it. But plenty more took their places. Soon everyone was getting at least twenty dollars.
At five o’clock The Busker put up a notice saying he had closed for the night and would be back in the morning. He went inside and sat down. He was very tired and soon fell asleep in the chair. At midnight he was woken up by a noise outside on the street. He went over to the window and looked out. He got a terrible shock. The people were still there in a long queue. They were sitting on the footpath in sleeping bags and blankets. Some had even put up small tents. A man in a van was selling pies, hot dogs and ice creams. No one wanted to lose their place in the queue and they were all staying for the night. It was like a crowd waiting to buy tickets to see a pop star. The Busker grinned. He felt like a celebrity. All of those people were there because of him.
In the morning a television crew came. They did interviews with The Busker and he was on the evening news. People came from everywhere to see the sight. The police arrived to control the traffic and keep the crowds in order. The queue grew longer and longer. And The Busker gave out larger and larger amounts of money. He had to. The people expected it when they said nice things to him. They went to lots of trouble. Some held up signs with his name on. Others had done drawings of him. One group had formed a band and sang a song saying what a great person The Busker was. Two students had made up a poem. He gave them two hundred dollars each.
On the third day the queue was four miles long. On the fifth day it was six miles long. People had to wait for three days to reach the front and The Busker had given away over half a million dollars. The money was brought every morning from the bank in an armoured car. Tiny ran up and down the line licking everyone with her little turned-up head.
At the end of the week the armoured car brought a large box of money. ‘I will need one hundred thousand dollars to see me over the weekend,’ said The Busker.
‘I’m sorry,’ said the bank manager, ‘but there are only ninety thousand dollars left. If I were you I would stop now and keep some for myself.’ The Busker knew that this was good advice. But he couldn’t keep it. The crowd all expected money. Some of them had been waiting in line for three days and three nights. He tried to cut back and give each person less but he couldn’t. They all knew what each compliment was worth. Two hundred dollars for a good song about the busker and fifty dollars for a drawing of him. He tried to give less but they started complaining and yelling that it wasn’t fair. They said they were being cheated.
The Busker was sick of it. He realised that they didn’t really like him. He was tired of hearing people tell him how good he was. But he had to keep going.
Finally the terrible moment came. He ran out of money. There wasn’t one cent left. He wrote a sign which said:
OUT OF MONEY
He hung the sign on the tent door and ran into the house with Tiny. The news spread down the line like wildfire. ‘There is no more money,’ they yelled. The line broke up and the mob charged up to the house. They started yelling and banging on the door. The Busker was scared out of his brain. Someone threw a rock through the window and glass scattered all over the floor.
‘Cheat,’ he heard someone yell.
‘Robber.’
‘I’ve been waiting in the freezing cold for two nights.’
‘Get him. Teach him a lesson.’
Another rock smashed through the window. The door was rattling and shaking. The Busker knew it would soon collapse. He ran out of the back door, followed by Tiny. The yard was empty and there was nowhere to hide. He could hear the mob smashing and crashing around inside the house. He had to hurry.
Then he saw the well with the rope ladder still hanging down inside. He ran over to it and climbed down, leaving Tiny at the top. He was only just in time. The angry crowd burst into the back yard yelling and shouting.
When they saw that he had escaped they went crazy. They smashed up the house and stole all The Busker’s new purchases. They broke everything they could get their hands on. One group even destroyed the back fence and the top of the well. Someone untied the rope ladder and let it go. They had no idea that, far below, the terrified Busker was hiding at the bottom.
After a while the police managed to control the mob and send them home. But it was too late to save the house. When darkness came it was a complete ruin. The Busker looked up and saw the moon. He thought it would be safe to call out for help. He yelled and yelled at the top of his voice but no one answered. Nobody could hear him, for the well was too deep. No one knew he was there. Except Tiny.
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Days passed and no help came. It was cold and dark and smelly at the bottom of the well. The Busker would have starved to death if it hadn’t been for Tiny. The little dog ran off in search of food. It was very difficult, for with her head bent back she had trouble picking anything up in her mouth. She had to lie down on her side, grasp a piece of food in her teeth and then stand up. After this she would trot to the well with an old bone or piece of stale bread and drop it down the well.
The days turned into weeks and still no help came. The Busker stayed alive by eating whatever Tiny dropped down the well. Sometimes it was a piece of rotten meat from a dustbin or a gnarled old bone left by another dog. Once Tiny dropped down a dead cat. Whatever it was, The Busker had to eat it or starve.
In all this time, Tiny gave everything she found to the Busker. She ate practically nothing herself. After a month she was skin and bone and so weak she could hardly drag herself to the well.
The Busker shouted and shouted every day but no one came. He yelled up at the sun, at the clouds, at the moon so far above. But no one answered. Then, one day, a terrible thing happened. Nothing was dropped down the well. No bone, no scraps, nothing. The next day was the same. And the day after that. The Busker licked the water off the wet wall but he had nothing to eat. He knew that his time had come. He couldn’t last much longer. He grew weaker and weaker. And he wondered what had happened to Tiny.
At the end of the fifth week The Busker decided to give one more loud shout. His voice was almost gone. ‘Help,’ he screamed. ‘Help.’
He peered up at the small dot of light above. Was that a head looking down? Was that a voice? He strained to listen.
‘Hang on,’ said a faint voice. ‘We will soon have you out.’ He was saved.
A little later a steel cable came down the well. There was a small seat on the end. The Busker sat on it and yelled up the well. ‘Take me up. Take me up.’
When he reached the top he blinked. The bright light hurt his eyes but he managed to see four or five men with a tow truck and a winch. They were staring at this wild, smelly, dirty man that had come out of the well. ‘We had better get you to hospital,’ said one of the men. ‘You don’t look too good.’
‘You’re lucky to be alive,’ said another. ‘I never would have heard you if it wasn’t for that poor little dog lying over there. I came over to see if it was still alive and heard you calling out.’
The Busker ran over to where the little dog lay on the ground. She was dead. She had starved to death because she had dropped every piece of food she could find down to The Busker. Tears fell down his tangled beard. He picked Tiny up in his arms. ‘You can leave me,’ he said to the men. ‘I will be all right.’
He buried Tiny in a small grave, there in the back yard. On a piece of wood he wrote:
MY FRIEND TINY
R.I.P.
Then The Busker shuffled off. He was never seen again.
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‘And that is the end of the story,’ said the old man.
I had forgotten where I was. Sitting there on a sand dune at the beach in the middle of the night. The story had completely taken me in. I looked at the old man but I still couldn’t see this face. I wanted to ask him questions. I wanted to know if the story was true. I wanted to know what happened to The Busker. But I never got the chance.
‘Go now, boy,’ said the old man. ‘That is the end of the story. Go and leave me alone. I am tired.’
I didn’t want to go but he sounded as if he meant it. I stood up and walked away along the top of the sand dune. After I had gone a little way the moon came out. I turned around and looked back at the tree where the old man had told the story. I could see him clearly. He had a white beard and was standing there in the moonlight looking up into the tree. Then he walked away, now looking up at the stars and the moon. With a shock I realised his neck was fixed back. He couldn’t move it. He was destined to spend all his days looking up, as he had looked up that well so many years ago.
The story was true. And the old man was The Busker. I watched him shuffle away with his bent neck. Then the moon went in and he was gone.
I ran home as fast as I could and jumped into bed. But I couldn’t sleep. I lay there thinking about the sad, strange tale of Tiny and The Busker who had tried to use money to make people like him.
The next morning I met Dad on the stairs. He pushed ten dollars into my hand. ‘Here you are, Tony,’ he said. ‘If Tania won’t go out with you unless you take her in a taxi, you might as well have the money.’
‘Thanks, Dad,’ I said.
I stuffed the ten dollars into my pocket. Then I went round to Tania’s house and told her to go jump in the lake.
Souperman
‘Look at this school report,’ said Dad. ‘It’s a disgrace. Four D’s and two E’s. It’s the worst report I have ever seen.’
He was starting to go red in the face. I knew I was in big trouble. I had to do something. And fast.
‘I did my best,’ I said feebly.
‘Nonsense,’ he yelled. ‘Look what it says down the bottom here. Listen to this.’
Robert could do much better. He has not done enough work this term. He spends all his time at school reading Superman comics under the desk.
‘That’s it,’ he raved on. ‘That’s the end of all this Superman silliness. You can get all those Superman comics, all those posters and all the rest of your Superman junk and take it down to the Council rubbish bin.’
‘But Dad,’ I gasped.
‘No buts, I said now and I mean now.’ His voice was getting louder and louder. I decided to do what he wanted before he freaked out altogether. I walked slowly into the bedroom and picked up every one of my sixty Superman comics. Then I trudged out of the front door and into the corridor. We lived on the first floor of the high-rise flats so I took the lift down to the Council rubbish bin. It was one of those big steel bins that can only be lifted up by a special garbage truck. I could only just reach the top of it by standing on tip-toes. I shoved the comics over the edge and then caught the lift back to the first floor.
That was when I first met Superman.
He was making a tremendous racket in flat 132b. It sounded as if someone was rattling the window. It can be very dangerous banging on the windows when you live upstairs. At first I thought it was probably some little kid trying to get outside while his mother was away shopping. I decided to do the right thing and go and save him. I pushed open the door, which wasn’t locked, and found myself in the strangest room I had ever seen.
The walls of the flat were completely lined with cans of soup. Thousands and thousands of cans were stacked on bookshelves going right up to the ceiling. It was a bit like a supermarket.
Then I noticed something even stranger. I looked over at the window and saw someone trying to get in. I couldn’t believe my eyes. It was him. It was really him. My hero – Superman. In person.
He was clinging to the outside ledge and trying to open the window. He was puffing and blowing and couldn’t seem to lift it up. Every now and then he looked
down as if he was frightened of falling. I ran over to the window and undid the catch. I pulled up the window and Superman jumped in.
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He looked just as he did in the comics. He was wearing a red cape and a blue-and-red outfit with a large ‘S’ on his chest. He had black, curly hair and a handsome face. His body rippled with muscles.
‘Thanks,’ he said. ‘You came just in time. I couldn’t hang on much longer.’
My mouth fell open. ‘But what about your power?’ I asked him. ‘Why didn’t you just smash the window open?’
He smiled at me. Then he held one finger over his mouth and went over and closed the door I had left open. ‘My power only lasts for half an hour,’ he said. ‘I had to go all the way to Tasmania to rescue a woman lost in the snow. I only just made it back to the window when my power ran out. That’s why I couldn’t get the window open.’
‘Half an hour?’ I said. ‘Superman’s power doesn’t last for half an hour. It lasts for ever.’
‘You’ve been reading too many comics,’ he responded. ‘It’s S-o-u-p-e-r-m-a-n, not S-u-p-e-r-m-a-n. I get half an hour of power from each can of soup.’
I started to get nervous. This bloke was a nut. He was dressed up in a Superman outfit and he had the story all wrong. He thought Superman’s power came from drinking cans of soup. I started to walk towards the door. I had to get out of there.
‘Come back, and I’ll show you,’ he said. He went over to the fridge and tried to lift it up. He couldn’t. He strained until drops of sweat appeared on his forehead but the fridge didn’t budge. Next he picked up one of the cans of soup and tried to squeeze it. Nothing happened. He couldn’t get it open.
‘See,’ he went on. ‘I’m as weak as a kitten. That proves that I have no power.’
‘But it doesn’t prove that you’re Superman,’ I said.
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