No Simple Death
Valerie Keogh
Copyright © 2019 Valerie Keogh
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First published in 2019 by Bloodhound Books
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Contents
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Chapter 29
Chapter 30
Chapter 31
Acknowledgements
A note from the publisher
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In memory of Edel
‘a purely good person’
22.4.1959 – 9.10.2019
An Garda Síochána: the police service of the Republic of Ireland.
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Garda, or gardaí in the plural.
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Commonly referred to as the guards or the gardaí.
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Direct translation: “the Guardian of the Peace.”
1
They had bought the bed linen together, 400-thread Egyptian cotton sheets that cost, Simon had jokingly groaned, more money than he made in a month. Crisp, yet soft to touch, they had slept, laughed, and loved between them, and when he vanished, Edel Johnson swaddled herself in them, burying her head in the pillows, smelling him, his body, his hair, the essence of him.
She refused to wash them, and they became lank and grubby. Lifeless. Just like me, she decided, before her need for the first coffee of the day forced her to throw back the sheets and head downstairs. Feeling groggy, she held onto the oak handrail. Perhaps she should eat something? She had a vague memory of eating beans on toast a couple of days before, and definitely remembered having a pizza. She just wasn’t sure when that was.
It didn’t matter. She just needed coffee. Switching on the kettle, she reached for the coffee jar, her eyes closing on a groan. She had emptied it yesterday. Picking it up, she peered in just in case a few granules remained. Nothing. She threw it across the room where it landed on an untidy pile of letters and papers before rolling onto the floor with a soft clunk.
Taking a deep breath, she let it out on a shudder that sent a greasy strand of hair falling across her face. She brushed it back, wondering when she had washed it last. Or herself. Bending her head, she sniffed. Not too bad, she decided, ignoring the sour, unwashed smell. She needed coffee, anything else could wait.
Back in her bedroom, she pulled a baggy blue sweatshirt over her pyjamas and finished off the ensemble with a pair of trainers. Looking down, she reckoned she was as well dressed as half the youngsters she saw around Foxrock. Moments later, keys and wallet in hand, she opened the front door cautiously, alert to movement from the nosy neighbour’s house across the road; she didn’t want sympathy or insincere concern, she just wanted coffee.
Her house was the last on a road that ended in large ornate gates, a back entrance to the church grounds that was open during services, but at other times was locked with a heavy padlock and chain. A key to the gate came with the house, a right of way through the church grounds written, to her fascination, into the deeds. It was another quirk to a house she had fallen in love with on sight. Separating the key as she walked, she inserted it smoothly into the padlock, turning to close the gate behind her, looping the chain around the bars and fixing the lock back in place.
She followed the path as it wound through the graveyard, before exiting the main church gate. Within minutes, she was in the centre of the small village. She kept her head down, did her shopping and, a short while later, was heading home with her shopping dangling in an ugly, plastic carrier bag which she’d had to pay for the privilege of using since she had forgotten, once again, to bring one with her. The gate was as she had left it. More clumsy than usual, she dropped the padlock on the ground where it landed heavily between her feet, forcing her to turn awkwardly to scoop it up, managing at the same time to drop her keys.
Reaching for them, something caught her eye. A bag of rubbish? It wouldn’t be the first time someone had dumped rubbish in the church grounds. Curious, and almost unaware of doing so, she moved slowly from the path, her mind registering and processing what she was seeing on the buff-coloured stone of a box grave, not fifteen yards from the path.
She wished it were rubbish even as her brain was registering the truth. It was a body. Head and trunk lying on top of the grave, legs bent, feet on the ground, arms dangling over the sides like a stringless puppet. It appeared to glisten in the morning sun, and, as she slowly approached, she understood why. Blood, saturating the body, had trickled to the surface of the grave before overflowing in thick, congealed tears down the sides.
‘It is blood,’ she whispered, admitting aloud what she refused to believe, and it was as if her voice, soft as it was, unfroze the action, because suddenly she heard the awful buzzing of insect life and caught, on the slight breeze, the metallic smell of congealed blood, the acrid smell of urine, and another stomach churning smell she didn’t want to identify. She saw, as if at a great distance, the face of the man, eyes open, as if in disbelief at this end; mouth open, as if in one final question, or maybe, one final plea. With a shudder, she watched a huge bluebottle land on his lip, and crawl inside.
A stalactite of blood, thick with flies, suddenly broke away, landing with an obscene squelch to send droplets of congealed blood in a ricochet, one landing with a soft plop on the front of her shoe, causing her to recoil in horror. Backing away, she stumbled, falling heavily to the ground where she lay breathless for a moment, then picking herself up and brushing herself down almost hysterically. She took a few more steps, eyes fixed on the awful scene, afraid to turn her back on it until, with a steadying breath, she turned and ran back through the gate, leaving her carrier bag lying, forgotten, on the ground behind her. Reaching her front door, she groped frantically for her keys, realising with dawning horror that she had dropped them at the church gate. With a short cry of despair, she ran back and grabbed them, returning to the door, breathless, hands sticky. She fumbled to open it and fell inside, slamming the door behind her. In the kitchen, she grabbed the phone, and hit 999.
‘Police,’ she breathed out when she connected. Seconds later, a voice was asking for information that her tongue couldn’t seem to provide. ‘There’s a dead man,’ was all she could say. The voice on the phone persevered, speaking in such a calm, quiet tone that her
breathing slowed.
‘My name… yes, Edel. Edel Johnson. Address… it’s… Dublin… number six…’ What was the name of her road? Looking around frantically, panic bubbling rapidly to the surface, she saw the pile of unopened post, and grabbed a letter with a sigh of relief. ‘Wilton Road, Foxrock.’ The voice on the phone, remaining calm, told her someone would be with her as soon as possible.
Edel’s knowledge of police procedure was derived from crime novels and television programmes, so when she opened the door, she expected to see a full team of police and crime scene investigators led by some tall, dark, tortured sleuth. What she got was a ruddy-faced, balding, middle-aged, uniformed officer who introduced himself, haltingly, as Morgan, and who viewed her with an air of weary scepticism.
Seeing her surprise, he checked his notebook for confirmation and asked, doubt edging his voice, ‘Are you Edel Johnson?’
She nodded, showing him into the kitchen with a wave of her hand. Unsure how to proceed, she decided on the conventional. ‘Would you like some coffee?’ She turned as she asked, reaching for the kettle before remembering the coffee sitting in her bag at the gate. Squeezing her eyes shut, she opened them to find him looking sharply at her. ‘I’m sorry…’ she mumbled, ‘tea, I have tea. But, I’ve no milk. That’s what I was doing when I found the… the…’
Feeling suddenly weak, she sat heavily at the kitchen table, clasping her hands to her face, fingers pressing her eyes as if to prevent the image of the dead man reappearing.
‘Can you tell me what you saw?’ Morgan asked gently, moving a pile of old newspapers to the floor, and sitting opposite her. Taking a pen from his pocket, he waited.
She was about to argue that it would surely be simpler to show him, but she didn’t have the energy. Hesitantly, she told him what she’d seen, stopping to answer a question or to clarify a point. It didn’t take long and the garda, a frown now wrinkling his forehead, pocketed his notebook and pen, and stood.
‘Do you think you could show me?’ he asked.
Grabbing her keys, she led the way. The old wrought iron gate hung open as she had left it, her purple shopping bag slouching in its portal. It was quiet in the graveyard, the soft growl of traffic carried on the air from the distant motorway providing a low background noise, but Edel, her hearing attuned to another low hum, paled visibly and stopped at the gateway, unable to step through. She could hear it, that insect orchestra playing their deathly tune; she didn’t want to see it again, she knew what they were doing.
‘Can’t you hear?’ she whispered, so softly that the garda was forced to bend down and ask her to repeat what she had said. ‘The noise, can’t you hear the noise?’ she repeated.
The big man regarded her with suspicion, then sighed and gave a shrug. ‘I don’t hear anything, Mrs Johnson,’ he reassured her, keeping his voice calm and quiet. ‘If you can just show me where you think you saw the body, I can clear this all up and we can get home.’
His tone of voice, and slightly condescending manner, said he didn’t believe her; she wasn’t sure she blamed him. But he’d soon find out the truth for himself. Keeping her face averted, she raised her hand and pointed. ‘It’s over there.’
‘Wait here,’ he said, his tone less friendly and then, with a soft sigh of exasperation, he trundled slowly over to see if there was anything to see.
Within seconds, she heard the heavy footsteps returning, this time moving in haste. She turned to see him, paler now, speaking rapidly to the station. She took a shaky breath. It was true then, there really was a dead body. At least she wasn’t going mad. Garda Morgan bustled her back to her house and, moments later, she was sitting in the kitchen on her own, with instructions to wait. There was no difficulty with that instruction. She was an expert at waiting.
She’d had the presence of mind to pick up her bag of shopping as she’d left the church grounds, so she put the kettle on the boil again. Sipping a cup of coffee at last, she tried to think calmly. She needed to talk to someone, but realised, with a shocking moment of clarity, that there was nobody she was close to anymore. Her relationship with her husband, Simon, had been intense and exclusive from their first meeting over a year ago, and she had lost contact with everybody. Their registry office wedding three months later had been attended by an old friend, Joan, whom she hadn’t seen since.
They used to share everything, she remembered now wistfully; clothes, gossip, support. She recalled with a sense of shame that Joan had rung a few times after the wedding and then again when they had moved from the north city suburb of Drumcondra to the south county village of Foxrock. Edel had promised to invite her down to see their house, and had, in fact, discussed the idea with Simon. ‘Let’s not, darling,’ he had said when she’d broached the idea, arguing that he didn’t want to share her with anyone and, flattered, she had agreed. Soon the phone calls had stopped.
Reaching into a cupboard, she took out a bottle of whiskey, added a shot to her coffee, sat and took a long drink. The alcohol, within minutes, softened the edges of the panic that simmered and she was beginning to relax when the sudden shrill echo of the doorbell made her jump. Coffee sloshed from the mug to trickle down her sweatshirt and onto the already dirty table.
Grabbing a less-than-clean dishcloth, she made an ineffectual swipe at the spilt coffee on the table, causing it to drip to the floor, using the same cloth to dab the stain on her sweatshirt. The doorbell rang again. Stinking of whiskey, and swearing audibly, she hurried to answer it, wrenching open the door and glaring at the two men standing there.
2
Garda Morgan’s call to the police station had been transferred automatically to the detective unit where Detective Garda Sergeant Mike West had been enjoying his own, much deserved, mug of coffee. Like most of his colleagues, he hated paperwork and, like most, he let it build up until he got an earful from higher up. He was determined, to get it all, or at least most of it, out of the way today. Sipping his coffee, he was mentally calculating how much more time he would have to spend to clear the remainder, when his partner popped his head round the door.
‘Report of a body at All Saint’s Church.’
‘Suspicious?’ West queried, swallowing the last of his coffee, grey eyes expectant.
Detective Garda Andrews came into the room. ‘Garda Morgan rang it in. The body is lying on a box grave.’
‘A what grave?’ West said, stretching his long legs out with a groan and leaning his chair back so that it balanced, creaking, on its back legs.
‘Box. It’s what they call those graves that are like… well, boxes,’ Andrews explained. ‘The churchyard is famous for them. They date back to the 1800s or maybe the 1700s… I don’t know… old anyway. More importantly, Morgan said there was a lot of blood. I told him we’d be there in ten.’
Sergeant West ran a hand through his almost-too-short blond hair with a sigh of relief, and gathering the remaining paperwork, dumped it back into his pending tray. ‘That can pend a little longer then, can’t it,’ he said with a relieved grin. Reaching for his desk phone, he dialled a two-number extension.
‘Good morning, Inspector Duffy,’ he said politely, ‘we’ve been alerted to a suspicious death in the graveyard at All Saint’s Church. Andrews and I are heading out there now. The first on the scene, Garda Morgan, reported seeing a considerable amount of blood so it looks as though we’ll need the Garda Technical Bureau and the state pathologist.’ He listened for a moment and then, ‘Thank you, sir.’ He hung up and gave Andrews a satisfied smile. ‘Duffy will organise everything and we can concentrate on what we do best.’
Standing, he grabbed his jacket from the back of the door, slipping it on as they walked out, side by side, his six-foot frame easily matching that of Andrews.
Foxrock Garda station was situated in an industrial area, about two miles from the centre of the village. Andrews drove steadily, giving Sergeant West the facts as Garda Morgan had told him, and they soon turned into Wilton Road. It was a short road of only seve
ral houses and ended in the full stop of the church gate. Andrews pulled into the driveway of number six, and parked. Turning off the ignition, he pointed at the house.
‘That’s where the woman who reported the body lives. You want to talk to her first?’
West shook his head. ‘Let’s get to the crime scene.’
Andrews opened the boot of the car, revealing a well-stocked crime-scene kit. They pulled on disposable jump suits, shoe covers and mop caps and walked together toward the church gate where Garda Morgan stood waiting.
‘Morning Joe,’ West said, ‘not a great start to it.’ He gazed through the ornate gate to the old church, its spire reaching into the blue sky. ‘Seems too tranquil to be a crime scene,’ he said.
Morgan pointed to a corner of the graveyard out of their line of vision. ‘Doesn’t look tranquil where the body is,’ he said.
Following the stubby finger, West saw the outline of the body on the raised gravestone. ‘Okay,’ he said to Morgan, ‘we’ll go and have a closer look; hang on here until reinforcements arrive.’
The sun was warm for early May, and there was an audible buzz as they carefully made their way to the body along a strip of grass between neighbouring graves. They stopped a few feet away, silently taking in the scene before them as the dead man’s eyes stared relentlessly back. West and Andrews circled the area, stepping carefully over nearby graves. Narrowed, experienced eyes took in what details they could. A combination of odours rose from the warming body, causing West’s insides to do a gentle flip-flop.
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