You need to be careful of strange hostesses. Strange hostesses attract strange guests. Onna shook her head. ‘Don’t like the looks of them, either.’
Merilee took the pipe from between her teeth long enough to snarl, ‘Fucking save us,’ at the sky.
‘Ladies.’ A fellow with waxed whiskers and a tall hat flicked out a bright handkerchief and gave a flourishing bow. There was a glint in his eye behind a mask sparkling with crystals. An ugly glint indeed. ‘A most profound honour.’ And he swaggered past, just the slightest bit trembly. A drinker, Onna reckoned.
‘Silly old cock,’ Merilee muttered out of the corner of her mouth in Northern, before wedging her pipe back between her teeth.
Onna gave her mask a little tweak, then plucked at her bodice under the armpits, trying to wriggle it up. However tight she asked one of the other girls to pull the laces, the damn thing always kept slipping. She was getting a little chafed from it, and cast an envious glance towards Bellit, who had the unimaginable luxury of straps on her dress. Straps, was that too much to ask? But off-the-shoulder was the fashion.
‘Fuck,’ hissed Jirry through gritted teeth, turning her back on the candlelit room, letting her smile slip to show a grimace of pain as she twisted her hips and tried to pluck her clinging skirts away. ‘I’m like fucking raw beef down there.’
‘How often have I told you to put some olive oil on it?’ snapped Bellit, grabbing her wrist and shoving a little vial into her hand.
‘Chance’d be a fine thing! I haven’t had time to piss since we opened the doors. You didn’t say there’d be half this many!’
‘Twice the guests means twice the money. Get some oil on it then stand up and smile.’
Twice the guests meant twice the worry, far as Onna was concerned. There was a mad sense to Cardotti’s tonight. Even worse than usual. Way overcrowded and with a feel on the edge of bloodthirsty. Voices shrill and crazy, braying boasts and hacking laughter. Maybe it was all the masks, made folk act even more like animals. Maybe it was that horrible screeching music, or the flame-lit darkness, or the high stakes at the gaming tables. Maybe it was all the drink, and the chagga, and the husk, and the pearl dust going round. Maybe it was the demented entertainments – fire and blades and danger. Onna didn’t like it. Didn’t like it one bit. Her gut was twitching worse than ever.
Felt like trouble coming, but what could she do? If she didn’t need the money, she wouldn’t be there in the first place, as Merilee was always telling her. So she stood, awkward, trying to strike a pose alluring enough to satisfy Bellit while at the same time fading into the many shadows and catching no one’s eye. Sadly, an impossible compromise.
She jumped as Bellit leaned close to hiss in her ear. ‘This one’s yours.’
Onna glanced over to the door and felt her gut twitch worse than ever. He looked like a clenched fist, this bastard. Great bull shoulders and no neck at all, close-cropped ram of a head leaned forward, veins and tendons standing stark from the backs of his thick hands. Hands that looked meant for beating people with. Most men had to give up weapons at the gate but he had a sword at his hip and a polished breastplate, and that made him some rich man’s guard, which made him a man used to doing violence and to facing no consequences. Beside his mask of plain, hard metal, the jaw muscles squirmed as he ground his teeth.
‘I don’t like the looks of that one,’ she muttered, almost taking a step away.
‘You don’t like the fucking looks of anything!’ hissed Bellit furiously through her fixed smile, catching her by the elbow and dragging her towards him. ‘You think a baker likes the looks of the dough she kneads? Milk him and get on to the next!’
Onna had no idea why Bellit hated her. She tried to be nice. While Merilee was the biggest bitch in Styria and got her own way every time. It was like her mother said – nice comes last. But Onna just never had much nasty in her.
‘All right,’ she muttered, ‘all right.’ She wriggled her bodice up again. ‘Just saying.’ And she plastered the smile over her profound misgivings and swayed towards her mark. Her guest.
They were meant to call them guests, now.
‘What’s your name?’ she asked as she reluctantly turned the key in the lock, reluctantly turned back into the room.
‘Bremer.’ For such a big man he had the strangest high, girlish little voice. He grimaced as he spoke, as if the sound of it hurt him. ‘What’s your name?’
She smiled as she sat beside him on the bed and brushed his jaw with a fingertip. She didn’t much want to, and she got the feeling he didn’t much want her to, but she felt if she was gentle maybe she could keep him gentle. Nice had to be worth something, didn’t it? She tried to keep her voice soft, with no fear in it. ‘You can call me whatever you want.’
He looked at her then. Eyes a little dewy behind his mask, maybe with emotion, maybe just with drink. Either one could be dangerous. ‘I’ll call you Fin, then.’
Onna swallowed. Here was a crossroads. Play along, pretend to be this Fin person, maybe calm him down? Maybe get away with wanking him off? Or at least going on top? Her skin was prickling at the thought of being trapped helpless under all that weight of muscle. Like being buried.
But what if this Fin was some lover who’d jilted him, or an ex-wife had an affair with his best friend, or his hated half-sister who’d got all his mother’s love, someone he’d a burning desire to hurt? It was a gamble, and Onna had never been much of a gambler. Whoring was all a matter of pretending, though, wasn’t it? Pretending to like them, pretending to enjoy it, pretending you were somewhere else. Pretending to be someone else was no great stretch.
‘Whatever you want,’ she said.
He was drunk. She could smell it on his breath. She wished she was. Felt like she was the only one in the whole place sober. A woman gave a gurgling giggle in the corridor. Laughter bubbled up from the courtyard outside. The horrible music had stopped, which was something of a mercy, except the violin had started hacking out a single sawing note made her more tense than ever.
She tried to breathe easy, and smile. Act like you’re in charge, Merilee always said, and you’re most of the way to being there. Never let them see you’re scared.
‘Whatever you want,’ she said again, softly, and she brushed the cold metal of his breastplate with the backs of her fingers, sliding them down towards—
He caught her by the wrist, and for a moment she felt the terrible strength in his grip, and she thought the guts might drop right out of her. Then he let go, staring down at the floor. ‘Do you mind if … we just … sit?’
He leaned towards her, but he didn’t put his hands on her. Just clenched his fists against his breastplate with a faint clatter of metal, and hunched up in a ball, and rolled into her lap with his back against her, a great, dense weight across her thighs, his sword sticking out behind him and scraping at her side.
‘Maybe you could hold me?’ he squeaked in that high little voice.
Onna blinked. Whoring was a hell of a job for surprises, but pleasant ones were a sorry rarity. She slipped her arms around him. ‘Whatever you want.’
They sat in silence while men whooped and metal scraped and clanged outside. Some show fight going on, she thought. Men love to watch a fight. Bloody foolishness, but she supposed it could be worse. They could be fighting for real. There was a crashing sound, like glass breaking. A shadow flickered across the window.
She realised her mark’s great shoulders were shaking slightly. She raised her brows. Then she leaned down over him, pressing herself against his back, rocking him gently. Like she used to rock her little sister when she couldn’t sleep, long ago.
‘Shhhh,’ she whispered softly in his ear. And he gripped hold of her arms, sobbing and blubbering. Awkward, no doubt, but being honest she was a lot happier playing the role of mother than the one she’d been expecting. ‘Shhhh.’
She frowned towards the window. It sounded like a proper fight out there now. No one was cheering any more, only scream
s that sounded worryingly like rage and pain and very genuine terror. The odd flash and flare of fire had become a constant, flickering glare through the distorting glass, brighter and brighter.
Her mark’s head jerked up. ‘What’s going on out there?’ he grunted, shoving her over with a clumsy hand as he rose and stumbled to the window. Onna had a worse feeling than ever as he fumbled with the latch and shoved it wide. Mad, horrible sounds spilled through. As if there was a battle being fought in the middle of Cardotti’s.
‘The king!’ he hooted, spinning around and bouncing off the high cabinet, nearly falling on top of her. He fumbled his sword from its sheath and she shrank back. ‘The king!’
He charged past, bounced from the locked door, cursed, then lifted his boot and shattered the lock with a kick, ducking out coughing into the corridor. Smoke curled in under the lintel after him, and not earthy husk or sweet chagga smoke, but woodsmoke, harsh and smothering.
What had happened? Onna slowly stood from the bed, knees weak, edged to the window and peered out.
Down in the yard bodies heaved, metal flashed by mad firelight. The dry ivy up the side of the building was burning right to the roof. Folk screamed, fought, wrestled with one another, dragged at the locked gates in a snarling crowd, crushed up against the bars. She saw blades swung. She saw bodies crushed and crumpled.
She jerked back, breath whimpering with fear, scratching and wheezing in her throat. She ran to the door, twisted her ankle in her high shoes and fell against the frame. She stumbled into the corridor, dim at the best of times, dark with smoke now.
Someone clutched at her, coughing, threatening to drag her right over. ‘Help me!’ she croaked. ‘Help!’
Merilee, her mask all skewed, eyes all mad and wide inside, a great dead weight on her arm.
‘Get off me, fucker!’ Onna punched her in the face, and again, knocked her squealing through the doorway. Blood on her buzzing knuckles. Seemed enough fire would find the nasty in anyone.
Shattering glass tinkled. Burning wood popped and burst. Shouts of pain and fury came muffled through the choking murk. Flames flickered from under a door. Onna clapped a hand over her mouth, tottered a few steps. Someone clattered past, caught her with an elbow and knocked her into the wall.
She sank to her knees, coughing, retching, spitting. She couldn’t see for the smoke. Couldn’t breathe for the smoke. Someone was shouting. ‘The king! The king!’
‘Help,’ she croaked.
But no one heard.
Ospria, Summer 580
‘Can I get a surcoat?’ asked Predo.
Three months in and he’d decided soldiering was the life for him. He’d tried a lot of other things and they hadn’t worked out so good. He’d cut purses in Etrisani ’til he nearly got caught, then he’d held a mirror for a gambler in Musselia ’til he nearly got caught, then he’d looked out for a gang of footpads in Etrea ’til they did all get caught and hanged – apart from him, on account of he hadn’t been looking out too thoroughly. But mostly he’d sucked cocks. Worked in a brothel in Talins for a while, which had been grand, but he’d had to sleep under the stairs then got thrown out for fighting with one of the girls. Girls were a lot more popular, in the main, which had always seemed upside down to Predo. If you wanted someone who really knew their way around a cock, you’d surely pick someone who had a cock themselves. Simple good sense, no? Go to an expert. But it seemed to Predo that very few people had good sense, and a lot of things were upside down. Just life, ain’t it? You make the best of what you’re offered.
He’d been thrown out of the whorehouse, and when he looked up from the gutter a recruiting sergeant was over on the other side of the street promising good food and glory for any man who’d fight for Grand Duke Orso and Predo had thought, I’ll try me some of that on for size. And here he was, three months later, sat around a campfire on a hillside near bloody Ospria, of all places. You couldn’t make it up.
‘Surcoats are for veterans,’ said Franchi, rubbing gently at the names of the battles stitched into his in gold and silver thread, around the edge of the white cross of Talins. A lifetime of victories. The more stitches a man had, the more respect he got. Predo wanted some respect. Wanted to feel part of a family. He’d never had a family. Or respect, for that matter.
Sculia slapped him on the shoulder, nearly made him spill his soup. ‘Might be you’ll get a surcoat after the battle.’
Predo gave a little shudder at that. Soldiering might be the profession for him but he had to admit he wasn’t much looking forward to the actual fighting part. ‘So there’s sure to be a battle … is there?’
‘There is.’ The firelight picked out the scar through Sergeant Mazarine’s grizzled beard as he leaned forwards. If anyone knew when there was going to be a battle, it was Mazarine. Had more stitching on his weather-stained surcoat than anyone except old Volfier, and it was only the names of forgotten battles that were keeping Volfier’s surcoat together. ‘The Duke of Delay’s got nowhere to withdraw to any more. We’ve herded him right back to his own walls.’
‘Won’t he just stay behind ’em?’ asked Predo, trying not to sound too hopeful.
‘If he stays behind ’em we’ll only starve him out, and he knows he’s got no help coming.’ Mazarine had a way of laying every word down heavy and solid like a stone in a wall, so you couldn’t possibly think otherwise. Made Predo feel brave to hear it. ‘No. Time’s come for Rogont to fight, and he knows it. He’s no fool.’
Franchi snorted as he licked his fingers and smoothed the feather on that silly little hat of his. ‘No fool. Just a coward.’ And Sculia gave a grim grunt of agreement.
Mazarine only shrugged, though. ‘I’d rather fight a brave idiot than a clever coward. Far, far rather.’
‘He’s got Murcatto with him, though, no?’ Predo shuffled forward, voice dropping quiet, like he was scared the Butcher of Caprile might hear her name and come dashing from the darkness with two swords in each hand. ‘She’s brave and clever.’
Franchi and Sculia exchanged a worried glance, but Mazarine was a solid rock of indifference. ‘And quick and ruthless as a scorpion, too, but Murcatto’s just one person, and battles ain’t won by one person.’ He sounded so sure and steady it made Predo feel sure and steady, as well. ‘We got the numbers. That’s the fact.’
‘And right on our side!’ said Predo, getting a little carried away now.
Mazarine shrugged. ‘Not sure what that’s worth, but we got the numbers.’
‘And battles ain’t so bad, lad!’ Sculia clapped Predo on the shoulder again and this time actually did spill his soup, just a bit. ‘Long as you’re on the winning side, of course.’
‘And we’ve been on the winning side for a long, long time,’ said Mazarine, and the others nodded. ‘It gets to be a habit. Mop up Rogont and the job’s done. The League of Eight’s finished, and Orso will be King of Styria.’
‘Bless his eternal Majesty,’ said Franchi, with a smile up towards the star-dusted night sky.
That gave Predo a stab of nerves. He didn’t fancy being kicked out of the army like he’d been kicked out of the whorehouse. ‘But … won’t Orso be getting rid of his soldiers, once he’s won?’
Mazarine split a lined smile. ‘Orso didn’t get where he is by throwing his sword in the river. No, he’ll keep us close to hand, don’t worry about that.’
Sculia gave a grunt of agreement. ‘He who prepares for peace prepares for defeat, Verturio said.’
‘Who’s he?’ asked Predo.
‘A very clever man,’ said Franchi.
‘There’ll be a place for us still, I reckon.’ And Mazarine leaned over and clapped Predo on the knee with his great scarred hand. ‘And if there’s a place for me, there’ll be a place for all of you. Plague took my wife and my daughter, but the Fates sent me a new family, and I don’t plan on losing that one.’
‘A family.’ Made Predo feel warm all over, that did, to have someone looking out for him. Someone so tough and so
lid. Never had anyone looking out for him before. ‘Soldiering’s a good life, I reckon.’ He glanced nervously into the darkness beyond the firelight, towards the faint lights of Ospria. Towards the fords of the Sulva where they’d fight tomorrow. ‘Apart from the battles, maybe.’
‘Battles ain’t so bad,’ said Franchi.
Mazarine leaned back onto one elbow, grinning. ‘Long as you’re on the winning side.’
‘It hurts,’ snarled Sculia through his red teeth. ‘Shit, it hurts.’
‘What do I do?’ There was blood everywhere. Blood all over Predo’s hands. Blood bubbling from around the shaft of the bolt and from the joints in Sculia’s armour and washing off in the frothing river. The white cross of Talins on his surcoat had turned red with it.
‘What the hell do I do?’ Predo screeched, but no one was listening, even if he could’ve been heard.
The noise was deafening. The sound of hell. Everyone shouting over each other. All questions and no answers. Howling, hardly like people at all. Men floundering past through the river, showering water over each other, falling, getting up, wounded screaming as they were dragged back the other way, arrows and bolts flitting from the blue sky without warning. Predo could see men sitting above the crowd. Riders. Metal twinkling as they hacked from their saddles with sword and axe. Predo wasn’t sure whether they were friends or enemies. Didn’t look like things could possibly be going to plan. Didn’t look like there could be a plan.
He knelt there, icy water babbling around his legs, soaked with spray as men splashed past, just staring. Sculia wasn’t saying it hurt any more. He wasn’t saying anything.
‘What do I do?’ Predo whispered, and he felt someone grab him under the arm.
‘He’s dead.’ Sergeant Mazarine, calm and steady as ever, a rock in this storm-tossed sea of men, pointing the way with his spear. ‘Forward!’ he roared over his shoulder. ‘Forward!’ Dragging Predo after him, sloshing in the cold river. Good thing he knew which way forward was, ’cause Predo had no notion, the breath wheezing and rattling in his throat as he scrambled on. Over the top of the blur of struggling men and mounts Ospria jerked and wobbled on its hill.
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