"Lieutenant… the second officer bade me-" "And he has no right to conceal anything from me either, sir! An offence worthy of a court martial, I'm bound."
"Mister Lewrie, this mustn't… I mean, surely, you cannot think of…" Boutwell pleaded, though on very shaky ground, now that tables had turned on him. "You have your diff rences, but for God's sake…,!"
"T… toddy!" Braxton whinnied from deep within his covers, oblivious to their spat. "Hot!"
His steward ran to fetch a toddy, stirring in powdered quinine, "Jesuit's Bark," the rob of lemons, hot water… and a goodly dollop of brandy. Eager as Captain Braxton wished to seize it and drain it, his hands shivered so badly his steward had to prop him up and almost spoon it down him, ounce at a time. Lewrie noted that there were several empty bottles loose atop the wine cabinet in the day cabin. The doors stood open, revealing a suspicious scantity. The captain had depleted his personal stores in private, thinking to ward off, or burn out, any onset of fever.
Barrel fever, more like it, Lewrie thought disgustedly. Hearty as he liked his spirits, good as any English gentleman, the sight of a fellow who should know better, gunn'l's awash, was repulsive.
"He'll not cure himself with spirits, Mister Boutwell," Lewrie told the cringing clerk. "You take that right away from him, now, and you will admit the surgeon, at once. Thank God we're in port, and if anybody knows malaria, it's Dons and Dagoes. We may have to send for a physician from shore, if he gets bad enough, and well you know it. Either that or he dies, if Mister Pruden's physick fails us. Quinine and hot water, only. Sugar it to make it palatable, if you must, but no more brandy, nor any other drink. Get out those despatches. They have to go ashore, and they're late enough already."
"You will not…?" Boutwell asked hopefully.
"Let him get back on his feet first, sir, if he will," Lewrie sighed, "but we must deal with your conniving and Lieutenant Braxton's lack of sense later. Now, fetch me those despatches."
"Yes, sir," Boutwell cringed.
"That's 'Aye, aye, sir,' Mister Boutwell! Even the Marines say it. You've been aboard ship long enough to learn our ways, surely."
"Aye, aye, sir," Boutwell parroted meekly, worriedly.
Chapter 3
"Sir William will see you now, Lieutenant Lewrie," the major-domo informed him with the lofty, nose-high air common to all clerks to important men. Lewrie rose from his comfortable chair, shot his cuffs, settled sword and waist-coat, and followed the mincing twit into the presence of his betters.
"Sir William, Your Excellency, allow me to announce Lieutenant Lewrie, Royal Navy… of the Cockerel frigate, sirs. Lieutenant Lewrie," the flunky said smoothly, with a grandiloquent gesture towards the two elegantly garbed gentlemen, chummily seated to either side of a massive marble-topped desk. "Sir William Hamilton, His Britannic Majesty, King George the Third's ambassador-plenipotentiary to the Court of the Kingdom of Naples and the Two Sicilies. Further allow me to present you to His Excellency Sir John Acton, Baronet Prime Minister of the Kingdom of Naples and the Two Sicilies and to His Majesty, King Ferdinand the Fourth."
"Sir William, Milord Acton… Your Excellencies," Lewrie began, making a deep bow and leg to them, hat over his heart. "It is my honour to convey to you, Sir William, most immediate despatches from Admiral Lord Hood."
And thank God for malaria, he thought, smug over this opportunity to make the acquaintance of important people, thankful for a chance to "sport showy." And doubting if Braxton could have pulled it off with as much innate grace. He stepped forward and laid his canvas-wrapped, tape- and riband-bound sealed packet on the vast expanse of pale grey marble. He was glad to be shot of them, frankly; they were weighted with grape-shot, and were the very Devil to carry for long.
"Ahum… hah," Sir William began, drawing the bundle to him and cutting the tapes with a desk knife, after assuring himself that seals had not been tampered with. "And where is our illustrious Admiral Hood at present, Leftenant Lewrie?"
"We departed Gibraltar a week ago, Sir William. The fleet was at that instant putting to sea. Twenty-two sail of the line. Our orders were that we might rejoin off Cape Cicie or Cape Sepet… somewhere off Marseilles or Toulon." He had had time to glean that much from the separate set of orders, also weighted and marked for captain h.m.s. cockerel's eyes only. Under the circumstances, he'd had to look at them!
"You are rather junior to command a frigate, I am thinking," Sir John Acton commented as Ambassador Hamilton read his despatches, humming to himself, his ancient patrician face creased with flickerings of concern or satisfaction, by stages.
"I am merely first officer, Your Excellency. I regret to say that my captain, Captain Howard Braxton, was… uhm, detained aboard by ship's business. Else he should have-"
"Really," Sir John drawled, lifting one expressive brow. "Such would have been unthinkable when I was at sea. A captain, entrusted with matters of such import, and he fails to present himself, sends a junior in lieu of himself? Pardon, but I have never heard the like."
Sir John Acton sounded English, sort of; he was fluent, but his voice had a more Mediterranean lilt to it, a subtle shading, a lack of true English syntax and usage. Perhaps from long custom among Dagoes, Lewrie thought.
"You served in the Royal Navy, did you, milord?" Lewrie asked, to finesse the subject.
"Ah, no, I never had that honour, sir," Acton sighed wistfully. "I speak of my time as an officer in the French Navy."
Bloody Hell, Lewrie gawped! And this… Frog!-well, he's an English baronet-half-a-Frog is sittin' in, spying, hearing all, at the side of an English ambassador? What sort o' business they do, in Naples?
"Uhm, hah…" Lewrie flummoxed.
"I alarm you, sir?" Acton all but simpered. "I was born of English parentage, but in France. Naval matters… diplomatic duties… I am regretful to say, I have never been in England. I served also with the Tuscan and the Neapolitan navies as well, before rising to the office of prime minister here in Naples. Tell me, Lieutenant Lewrie, did your gallant Lord Hood also entrust you-your captain, pardon-with any messages to His Majesty, King Ferdinand the Fourth?"
"Uhni, no, sir… Your Excellency… none I'm aware of, unless a letter is in that package, to be relayed to you through Sir William."
Lewrie felt a sudden urge to fan himself with his hat and tug at his too-tight neck-stock. So much for "sportin' showy," he sighed.
"Ah, surely, though," Sir John sighed in concert, all but biting his thumbnail, and turning a hopeful eye on Sir William. "As events develop… but no? How distressing."
"Sir John, old fellow, Admiral Lord Hood would certainly not be guilty of presuming to speak beyond his brief," Sir William assured the younger man. Lewrie thought Acton was in his late thirties or early forties; Sir William Hamilton in a spry sort of sixties. "Events are, as you say, developing quite nicely, in point of fact. Our ambassador to His Most Catholic Majesty in Madrid, Lord St. Helens, encloses his latest success. The Spanish are in, at last."
"Aha!" Sir John smiled, gaining enthusiasm.
"We were given signal books, so we might speak any Spanish ship we met, Sir William," Lewrie offered.
"And did you meet any, Leftenant Lewrie?" Sir William smiled.
"Aye, sir… a whole fleet of them. Seventeen sail of the line, with frigates, on our passage here. On the second of July."
"Already at sea, aha!" Sir John exclaimed.
"Uhm, on their way back to Cartagena, Your Excellency. Their hoist said they had scurvy aboard, and were running short of rations. They'd been at sea a little less than two months."
"Aha," Sir William sighed, much less cheered by that news. In point of fact, quite deflated.
Lewrie shrugged his comment; what could one expect of Dons? A damn' fine-looking fleet of ships, but the men…! The officers, and such. Scurvy? After less than two months at sea? PuhMease!
"Yet Admiral Lord Hood is by now, surely, off Toulon and Marseilles," Sir William continued. 'To blockade the ports, bottle up the
French Mediterranean fleet in Toulon… or bring it to battle, should they come out. He has succeeded in joining his scattered squadrons and uniting them as one. Twenty-two sail of the line. And, Sir John, we both know, as does Leftenant Lewrie, that when the Royal Navy gets to sea, there they stay. I am most confident the Spanish fleet will, after replenishing stores at Cartagena, be able to join him off Cape Cicie, creating an irresistible force. Or carry ashore, as… hmm."
"Une flotte respectable, Sir William, mon cher…" the prime minister blathered on for a moment, "as we tentatively agreed."
Oops, ah shit, Lewrie cringed; time for me to scamper. They want to talk something secret, and I shouldn't be privy to it. Aye, look at the scowl on Hamilton 's phiz.
"Your Excellencies, I think I'd best take my leave now. Our ship will of course remain at Naples until you may have despatches for us to carry to Lord Hood, Sir William. May one of your aides introduce me to your embassy's shore agent? I would like to arrange for wood and water, and for our purser to replenish stores."
"Leave for your crew here in Naples, as well, Leftenant?"
"Well, uhm…"
There came a knock on the door, and the flunky reappeared, most hideously humble, bowing and scraping. "Excuse me, Your Excellencies, but this note just came for the naval person? Quite urgent, I think."
The naval person, indeed, Lewrie fumed as he opened the note!
"Christ," he whispered, wiping his brow. Mister Pruden had looked in on Captain Braxton, and his prognosis was grim. The captain needed a physician, instanter, else…
'Trouble aboard your ship, sir?" Sir William asked.
"The captain, Sir William," Lewrie had to confess. Damnit all, he would be the very last to miss Braxton, should he pass over… do a little hornpipe of grief, perhaps?… but he couldn't ignore this. That'd be as much as if he'd murdered the man, by neglect!
"He is ill, Sir William. Our surgeon urgently requests a physician, someone experienced with malaria. An old fever, come back-"
"Aha, so that is why you present yourself in his stead!" Acton exclaimed with sudden understanding, clapping his hands, foreign-like. "You wished to save his honour, not knowing how sick he was. Hoping he is better on the morrow, hein? You must be tres… very loyal to him, I am thinking. How admirable. Does he not appear so, Sir William? And to inspire such loyalty… what a remarkable man his captain must be!"
Bloody Hell, are you dense as marble, Lewrie gawped to himself.
"Such loyalty towards one's superior is a given, which goes in our Royal Navy without notice, Sir John," Ambassador Hamilton boasted gruffly, though with a soft twinkle in his eyes. "I do allow, though, that such a touching and fiercely protective loyalty as the leftenant manifests towards his captain may only be construed as the merest indication of Leftenant Lewrie's true qualities. Which I find, sir, are as commendable and admirable as ever I did see in an English gentleman."
"But, I merely…"
Shut UP, fool, he warned himself! Aye, give a dog a good name! They want to think well o' me, then who am I to complain?
"I merely… you are too kind, Sir William," he said instead, all but scuffing a toe in modesty, as he strove to evince a seemly and humble blush. The irony of the situation, and that too-tight neck-stock, helped, as he ducked his head like a stableboy.
"I insist, Sir William, that you allow me to suggest the offices of signor dottore Spadolini to see to your captain," Acton offered.
"Your court physician?" Sir William posed dubiously. "Surely, with Her Majesty so near her time, ahem… still racked with grief over the death of her dear sister… perhaps it might be better were my own physician, dottore Granuzzo, to attend him. Else, we might lose an heir to the throne. We could have him moved here, to Palazzo Sessa."
"Perhaps it might be best, Sir William, to have your physician come out to the ship first," Lewrie countered, fighting a smile over the thought of Braxton being physically removed from his ship, of coming to his senses ashore, and wondering if Cockerel had mutinied once more, and sailed off and left him! "He may be too ill, for a time, to be moved."
"I will see to it, at once, Leftenant," Sir William announced, picking up a tiny china bell to ring for a servant, "hi either case, your ship will remain in port, anent your captain's health… and how certain pending matters of state… uhm, develop. And what despatches I may have, regarding those selfsame developments, for Lord Hood."
"I, and Cockerel, are at your disposal, Sir William," Alan said.
"And for your generosity of spirit, Lieutenant Lewrie," Sir John rejoined, " Naples is yours to command. What service may our kingdom do the Royal Navy? There was talk of shore leave, before we were interrupted."
"Well, milord, there's firewood and water, the usual plaint," Alan replied with a small grin. "Our purser, Mister Husie, would always wish to go ashore, to replenish stores, purchase livestock for fresh meat and such. I had hoped, once we'd provisioned, to allow our crew out of discipline for a day or two. Not shore leave, though…"
"Send your purser to our shipyard, sir," Sir John offered with a grand, expansive spread of his arms. "Your ship purchases nothing. We will gladly offer you the bounty of Naples. Fresh meat and bread, vino…"
"God bless you, Your Excellency, I am overcome by your generosity," Lewrie declared happily. Sure, too, that Mister Husie would also be turning St. Catherine's wheels over free victuals.
"And for yourself, sir?" Sir John went on, tapping himself on the side of his nose cagily. "I know what sailors most desire, having once served in deprivation, aha… you see?"
"To sample the cuisine of Naples, Your Excellency. To try some new dishes. Eat my way back aboard ship, I should think," Lewrie said, beaming now, happy as a pig in the corn-crib. "I've simple needs."
"Then you shall do so, as our honoured visitor," Acton promised, with another, cagier look. "Perhaps you should sample some fried fish, hein, Sir William?"
"Ah. Perhaps that may… uhm, advance matters," the ambassador agreed, almost tipping the prime minister a conspiratorial wink. "Yes, I daresay it might. After a certain period of, uhm… briefing?"
A briefing on how to eat fried fish? Right! And both of 'em as cozy as a pair of housebreakers, Lewrie wondered. At least it sounds like there's a free meal in it. But, dear as he wished it, that very instant…
"Your Excellencies will excuse me, I trust, but I must return to our ship. There are matters to arrange, and duties in my captain's stead which I must see to, first."
"You have a competent wardroom, sir?" Acton inquired.
"Aye, sir."
Well, damn his eyes, Lieutenant Braxton was good at his job. Can't be faulted professionally. Just personally. Scott to keep an eye on him, and Dimmock, Bosun Fairclough…
"An hour or so? I quite understand, Lieutenant Lewrie," Acton nodded, and gave him a shrug of nautical camaraderie. "We both know, and appreciate, how so akin are the demands of a beautiful ship, such as your frigate, and the demands of a beautiful woman, n'est-ce pas?"
"Quite, Your Excellency," Lewrie smiled in return.
"Uhm," Sir William frowned, peering at a distant clock of impressive dimensions and baroque gilding. "It is now half-past nine or so. Do you return to Palazzo Sessa by… half-past eleven? Will that be time enough, sir? Good. You are turned out reasonably well. Your current uniform and toilette will suffice. I do not believe there is need for anything more formal, not today at any rate. From here, we may all coach together. Do you concur, Your Excellency?"
"Absolutely, Sir William," Acton agreed.
"My physician will be along presently. You may coach together to the quays," Hamilton decided, getting to his feet, creaking in the effort; for all his urbane grace and patrician leanness, he was an old man. He put his hands in the small of his back and leaned backward.
"Aye, Sir William, and thankee again. I cannot express how much I am indebted to you. One thing before I go, however. Uhm… exactly where will we be coaching to?"
"Why, to introdu
ce you to Neapolitan cuisine, Lieutenant," Sir John Acton smirked, sharing another of those maddening conspiratorial grins with the ambassador. "You may try some fried fish. And be presented to His Majesty, King Ferdinand the Fourth. The King of Naples."
Chapter 4
"Now, he'll not stand on much ceremony or formality, beyond a natural courtesy, d'ye see, sir," Sir William Hamilton tutored on the short carriage ride from Palazzo Sessa. "The King of Naples is… uh… you've never been presented at Court back home, sir?"
"No, Sir William," Lewrie had to admit.
"He does carry himself well, though, Hamilton, does he not? And you told me not half an hour ago that his deportment towards you and Sir John lacked for nothing," Lady Emma Hamilton teased.
Informal or not, Lewrie had scrubbed himself as clean as could be expected aboard a ship, donned his best uniform, and was now perched on tenterhooks on a plush-velvet coach bench, facing rearward towards Sir William and his wife. His very much younger and hellish-fetching wife. At the moment he felt, diplomacy bedamned!
"Uhm…" Sir William allowed. "True. True, my dear."
"Neapolitans call him // Re Lazzarone, sir," Lady Hamilton went on. "That means king of the commoners. He's adored by the common folk. By all, but… by all but the very rich and most pretentious. Those with titles who were bom expecting more respect for their dignity."
She snorted Like a short-changed shopkeeper's wife.
"You have no Italian, sir?" Sir William inquired hopefully.
"None, I fear, Sir William," Lewrie had to say. "Some doggerel Don. A smattering of French, o' course."
"That would hardly be the language to use around 'Old Nosey,' sir!" Lady Hamilton laughed again, a deeper-in-the-gut, full-voiced guffaw, her merry light blue eyes sparkling with mirth.
" 'Old Nosey,' Lady Hamilton?" Lewrie flummoxed, trying hard to retain all he'd so quickly been tutored on, in the short time allowed.
"// Vecchio Nasone, his subjects also call him. Try it. II Vec-chio Nasone. Eel ve-keeoh nah-sohnee. Give me half a day, Hamilton, and we'll have him so fluent in Italian, he'll be waving his hands and slapping his forehead!" she boasted.
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