“What’ll we do with them, chief?”
Stahr did not answer. Smiling faintly at him from not four feet away was the face of his dead wife, identical even to the expression. Across the four feet of moonlight, the eyes he knew looked back at him, a curl blew a little on a familiar forehead; the smile lingered, changed a little according to pattern; the lips parted—the same. An awful fear went over him, and he wanted to cry aloud. Back from the still sour room, the muffled glide of the limousine hearse, the falling concealing flowers, from out there in the dark—here now warm and glowing. The river passed him in a rush, the great spotlights swooped and blinked—and then he heard another voice speak that was not Minna’s voice.
“We’re sorry,” said the voice. “We followed a truck in through a gate.”
A little crowd had gathered—electricians, grips, truckers, and Robby began to nip at them like a sheep dog.
“…get the big pumps on the tanks on Stage 4…put a cable around this head…raft it up on a couple of two by fours…get the water out of the jungle first, for Christ’s sake…that big ‘A’ pipe, lay it down…all that stuff is plastic….”
Stahr stood watching the two women as they threaded their way after a policeman toward an exit gate. Then he took a tentative step to see if the weakness had gone out of his knees. A loud tractor came bumping through the slush, and men began streaming by him—every second one glancing at him, smiling, speaking: “Hello, Monroe…. Hello, Mr. Stahr…wet night, Mr. Stahr…Monroe…Monroe…Stahr…Stahr…Stahr.”
He spoke and waved back as the people streamed by in the darkness, looking, I suppose, a little like the Emperor and the Old Guard. There is no world so but it has its heroes, and Stahr was the hero. Most of these men had been here a long time—through the beginnings and the great upset, when sound came, and the three years of depression, he had seen that no harm came to them. The old loyalties were trembling now, there were clay feet everywhere; but still he was their man, the last of the princes. And their greeting was a sort of low cheer as they went by.
Chapter III
Between the night I got back and the quake, I’d made many observations.
About Father, for example. I loved Father—in a sort of irregular graph with many low swoops—but I began to see that his strong will didn’t fill him out as a passable man. Most of what he accomplished boiled down to shrewd. He had acquired with luck and shrewdness a quarter interest in a booming circus—together with young Stahr. That was his life’s effort—all the rest was an instinct to hang on. Of course, he talked that double talk to Wall Street about how mysterious it was to make a picture, but Father didn’t know the ABC’s of dubbing or even cutting. Nor had he learned much about the feel of America as a bar boy in Ballyhegan, nor did he have any more than a drummer’s sense of a story. On the other hand, he didn’t have concealed paresis like—–; he came to the studio before noon, and, with a suspiciousness developed like a muscle, it was hard to put anything over on him.
Stahr had been his luck—and Stahr was something else again. He was a marker in industry like Edison and Lumière and Griffith and Chaplin. He led pictures way up past the range and power of the theatre, reaching a sort of golden age, before the censorship.
Proof of his leadership was the spying that went on around him—not just for inside information or patented process secrets—but spying on his scent for a trend in taste, his guess as to how things were going to be. Too much of his vitality was taken by the mere parrying of these attempts. It made his work secret in part, often devious, slow—and hard to describe as the plans of a general, where the psychological factors become too tenuous and we end by merely adding up the successes and failures. But I have determined to give you a glimpse of him functioning, which is my excuse for what follows. It is drawn partly from a paper I wrote in college on A Producer’s Day and partly from my imagination. More often I have blocked in the ordinary events myself, while the stranger ones are true.
In the early morning after the flood, a man walked up to the outside balcony of the Administration Building. He lingered there some time, according to an eyewitness, then mounted to the iron railing and dove head first to the pavement below. Breakage—one arm.
Miss Doolan, Stahr’s secretary, told him about it when he buzzed for her at nine. He had slept in his office without hearing the small commotion.
“Pete Zavras!” Stahr exclaimed, “—the camera man?”
“They took him to a doctor’s office. It won’t be in the paper.”
“Hell of a thing,” he said. “I knew he’d gone to pot—but I don’t know why. He was all right when we used him two years ago—why should he come here? How did he get in?”
“He bluffed it with his old studio pass,” said Catherine Doolan. She was a dry hawk, the wife of an assistant director.
“Perhaps the quake had something to do with it.”
“He was the best camera man in town,” Stahr said. When he had heard of the hundreds dead at Long Beach, he was still haunted by the abortive suicide at dawn. He told Catherine Doolan to trace the matter down.
The first dictograph messages blew in through the warm morning. While he shaved and had coffee, he talked and listened. Robby had left a message: “If Mr. Stahr wants me tell him to hell with it I’m in bed.” An actor was sick or thought so; the Governor of California was bringing a party out; a supervisor had beaten up his wife for the prints and must be “reduced to a writer”—these three affairs were Father’s job—unless the actor was under personal contract to Stahr. There was early snow on a location in Canada with the company already there—Stahr raced over the possibilities of salvage, reviewing the story of the picture. Nothing. Stahr called Catherine Doolan.
“I want to speak to the cop who put two women off the back lot last night. I think his name’s Malone.”
“Yes, Mr. Stahr. I’ve got Joe Wyman—about the trousers.”
“Hello, Joe,” said Stahr. “Listen—two people at the sneak preview complained that Morgan’s fly was open for half the picture…of course they’re exaggerating, but even if it’s only ten feet…no, we can’t find the people, but I want that picture run over and over until you find that footage. Get a lot of people in the projection room—somebody’ll spot it.”
“Tout passe.—L’art robuste
Seul a l’éternité.”
“And there’s the Prince from Denmark,” said Catherine Doolan. “He’s very handsome.” She was impelled to add pointlessly, “—for a tall man.”
“Thanks,” Stahr said. “Thank you, Catherine, I appreciate it that I am now the handsomest small man on the lot. Send the Prince out on the sets and tell him we’ll lunch at one.”
“And Mr. George Boxley—looking very angry in a British way.”
“I’ll see him for ten minutes.”
As she went out, he asked: “Did Robby phone in?”
“No.”
“Call sound, and if he’s been heard from, call him and ask him this. Ask him this—did he hear that woman’s name last night? Either of those women. Or anything so they could be traced.”
“Anything else?”
“No, but tell him it’s important while he still remembers. What were they? I mean what kind of people—ask him that, too. I mean were they—–”
She waited, scratching his words on her pad without looking.
“—oh, were they—questionable? Were they theatrical? Never mind—skip that. Just ask if he knows how they can be traced.”
The policeman, Malone, had known nothing. Two dames, and he had hustled ’em, you betcha. One of them was sore. Which one? One of them. They had a car, a Chevy—he thought of taking the license. Was it—the good looker who was sore? It was one of them.
Not which one—he had noticed nothing. Even on the lot here Minna was forgotten. In three years. So much for that, then.
Stahr smiled at Mr. George Boxley. It was a kindly fatherly smile Stahr had developed inversely when he was a young man pushed into high plac
es. Originally it had been a smile of respect toward his elders, then as his own decisions grew rapidly to displace theirs, a smile so that they should not feel it—finally emerging as what it was: a smile of kindness—sometimes a little hurried and tired, but always there—toward anyone who had not angered him within the hour. Or anyone he did not intend to insult, aggressive and outright.
Mr. Boxley did not smile back. He came in with the air of being violently dragged, though no one apparently had a hand on him. He stood in front of a chair, and again it was as if two invisible attendants seized his arms and set him down forcibly into it. He sat there morosely. Even when he lit a cigarette on Stahr’s invitation, one felt that the match was held to it by exterior forces he disdained to control.
Stahr looked at him courteously.
“Something not going well, Mr. Boxley?”
The novelist looked back at him in thunderous silence.
“I read your letter,” said Stahr. The tone of the pleasant young headmaster was gone. He spoke as to an equal, but with a faint two-edged deference.
“I can’t get what I write on paper,” broke out Boxley. “You’ve all been very decent, but it’s a sort of conspiracy. Those two hacks you’ve teamed me with listen to what I say, but they spoil it—they seem to have a vocabulary of about a hundred words.”
“Why don’t you write it yourself?” asked Stahr.
“I have. I sent you some.”
“But it was just talk, back and forth,” said Stahr mildly. “Interesting talk but nothing more.”
Now it was all the two ghostly attendants could do to hold Boxley in the deep chair. He struggled to get up; he uttered a single quiet bark which had some relation to laughter but none to amusement, and said:
“I don’t think you people read things. The men are duelling when the conversation takes place. At the end one of them falls into a well and has to be hauled up in a bucket.”
He barked again and subsided.
“Would you write that in a book of your own, Mr. Boxley?”
“What? Naturally not.”
“You’d consider it too cheap.”
“Movie standards are different,” said Boxley, hedging.
“Do you ever go to them?”
“No—almost never.”
“Isn’t it because people are always duelling and falling down wells?”
“Yes—and wearing strained facial expressions and talking incredible and unnatural dialogue.”
“Skip the dialogue for a minute,” said Stahr. “Granted your dialogue is more graceful than what these hacks can write—that’s why we brought you out here. But let’s imagine something that isn’t either bad dialogue or jumping down a well. Has your office got a stove in it that lights with a match?”
“I think it has,” said Boxley stiffly, “—but I never use it.”
“Suppose you’re in your office. You’ve been fighting duels or writing all day and you’re too tired to fight or write any more. You’re sitting there staring—dull, like we all get sometimes. A pretty scenographer that you’ve seen before comes into the room and you watch her—idly. She doesn’t see you, though you’re very close to her. She takes off her gloves, opens her purse and dumps it out on a table—–”
Stahr stood up, tossing his key-ring on his desk.
“She has two dimes and a nickel—and a cardboard match box. She leaves the nickel on the desk, puts the two dimes back into her purse and takes her black gloves to the stove, opens it and puts them inside. There is one match in the match box and she starts to light it kneeling by the stove. You notice that there’s a stiff wind blowing in the window—but just then your telephone rings. The girl picks it up, says hello—listens—and says deliberately into the phone, ‘I’ve never owned a pair of black gloves in my life.’ She hangs up, kneels by the stove again, and just as she lights the match, you glance around very suddenly and see that there’s another man in the office, watching every move the girl makes—–”
Stahr paused. He picked up his keys and put them in his pocket.
“Go on,” said Boxley smiling. “What happens?”
“I don’t know,” said Stahr. “I was just making pictures.”
Boxley felt he was being put in the wrong.
“It’s just melodrama,” he said.
“Not necessarily,” said Stahr. “In any case, nobody has moved violently or talked cheap dialogue or had any facial expression at all. There was only one bad line, and a writer like you could improve it. But you were interested.”
“What was the nickel for?” asked Boxley evasively.
“I don’t know,” said Stahr. Suddenly he laughed. “Oh, yes—the nickel was for the movies.”
The two invisible attendants seemed to release Boxley. He relaxed, leaned back in his chair and laughed.
“What in hell do you pay me for?” he demanded. “I don’t understand the damn stuff.”
“You will,” said Stahr grinning, “or you wouldn’t have asked about the nickel.”
A dark saucer-eyed man was waiting in the outer office as they came out.
“Mr. Boxley, this is Mr. Mike Van Dyke,” Stahr said. “What is it, Mike?”
“Nothing,” Mike said. “I just came up to see if you were real.”
“Why don’t you go to work?” Stahr said. “I haven’t had a laugh in the rushes for days.”
“I’m afraid of a nervous breakdown.”
“You ought to keep in form,” Stahr said. “Let’s see you peddle your stuff.” He turned to Boxley: “Mike’s a gag man—he was out here when I was in the cradle. Mike, show Mr. Boxley a double wing, clutch, kick and scram.”
“Here?” asked Mike.
“Here.”
“There isn’t much room. I wanted to ask you about—–”
“There’s lot of room.”
“Well,” he looked around tentatively. “You shoot the gun.”
Miss Doolan’s assistant, Katy, took a paper bag, blew it open.
“It was a routine,” Mike said to Boxley, “—back in the Keystone days.” He turned to Stahr: “Does he know what a routine is?”
“It means an act,” Stahr explained. “Georgie Jessel talks about ‘Lincoln’s Gettysburg routine.’”
Katy poised the neck of the blown-up bag in her mouth. Mike stood with his back to her.
“Ready?” Katy asked. She brought her hands down on the side. Immediately Mike grabbed his bottom with both hands, jumped in the air, slid his feet out on the floor one after the other, remaining in place and flapping his arms twice like a bird—–
“Double wing,” said Stahr.
—and then ran out the screen door which the office boy held open for him and disappeared past the window of the balcony.
“Mr. Stahr,” said Miss Doolan, “Mr. Hanson is on the phone from New York.”
Ten minutes later he clicked his dictograph, and Miss Doolan came in. There was a male star waiting to see him in the outer office, Miss Doolan said.
“Tell him I went out by the balcony,” Stahr advised her.
“All right. He’s been in four times this week. He seems very anxious.”
“Did he give you any hint of what he wanted? Isn’t it something he can see Mr. Brady about?”
“He didn’t say. You have a conference coming up. Miss Meloney and Mr. White are outside. Mr. Broaca is next door in Mr. Reinmund’s office.”
“Send Mr. Roderiguez in,” said Stahr. “Tell him I can see him only for a minute.”
When the handsome actor came in, Stahr remained standing.
“What is it that can’t wait?” he asked pleasantly.
The actor waited carefully till Miss Doolan had gone out.
“Monroe, I’m through,” he said. “I had to see you.”
“Through!” said Stahr. “Have you seen Variety? Your picture’s held over at Roxy’s and did thirty-seven thousand in Chicago last week.”
“That’s the worst of it. That’s the tragedy. I get everything I want, an
d now it means nothing.”
“Well, go on, explain.”
“There’s nothing between Esther and me any more. There never can be again.”
“A row.”
“Oh, no—worse—I can’t bear to mention it. My head’s in a daze. I wander around like a madman. I go through my part as if I was asleep.”
“I haven’t noticed it,” said Stahr. “You were great in your rushes yesterday.”
“Was I? That just shows you nobody ever guesses.”
“Are you trying to tell me that you and Esther are separating?”
“I suppose it’ll come to that. Yes—inevitably—it will.”
“What was it?” demanded Stahr impatiently. “Did she come in without knocking?”
“Oh, there’s nobody else. It’s just—me. I’m through.”
Stahr got it suddenly.
“How do you know?”
“It’s been true for six weeks.”
“It’s your imagination,” said Stahr. “Have you been to a doctor?”
The actor nodded.
“I’ve tried everything. I even—one day in desperation I went down to—to Claris. But it was hopeless. I’m washed up.”
Stahr had an impish temptation to tell him to go to Brady about it. Brady handled all matters of public relations. Or was this private relations. He turned away a moment, got his face in control, turned back.
“I’ve been to Pat Brady,” said the star, as if guessing the thought. “He gave me a lot of phoney advice and I tried it all, but nothing doing. Esther and I sit opposite each other at dinner, and I’m ashamed to look at her. She’s been a good sport about it, but I’m ashamed. I’m ashamed all day long. I think Rainy Day grossed twenty-five thousand in Des Moines and broke all records in St. Louis and did twenty-seven thousand in Kansas City. My fan mail’s way up, and there I am afraid to go home at night, afraid to go to bed.”
Stahr began to be faintly oppressed. When the actor first came in, Stahr had intended to invite him to a cocktail party, but now it scarcely seemed appropriate. What would he want with a cocktail party with this hanging over him? In his mind’s eye he saw him wandering haunted from guest to guest with a cocktail in his hand and his grosses up twenty-seven thousand.
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