by Lee Lamothe
Prelude
The day Pious Man Chan was anointed police chief he looked for a grave for Ray Tate.
Pious Chan’s head was lumpy and pure bald and he had an angry mole under his right eye. A long, straight, black hair poked from the red mole. Chan thought of himself as a godfather Buddha who blended wisdom with ruthlessness in his dealings with his capos and consiglieres. As a young Chinese copper, Pious Chan had tried to assimilate, slowly working his way invisibly up the ranks, speaking softly and forgetting no slight or dig. He knew the name and rank of every Anglo fucker who’d ever called him a chink and sent him out for laundry and egg rolls.
When the fat doughboy mayor was elected for a second term, the powerful Chinese Menu, who delivered up Chinatown votes like dim sum specials, urged him to look around for one of their puppets to shove his hand up into. He found Pious Chan toiling in obscurity far down in the ranks. Chan was the kind of cop the mayor liked: he carried his gun locked in his briefcase and left the briefcase locked in the trunk of his car. His bullets were rusted but his pencil was sharp. The doughboy pulled Chan up by his figurative pigtail, skipping several ranks, slapped a handful of fruit salad onto his shoulders, and arranged him behind the burled walnut desk.
To the smiling nods of the benevolent Menu the doughboy began affixing strings to his dancing puppet right away. Pious Man Chan was prohibited from raiding anything in east Chinatown: no gambling clubs, no whorehouses, no boiler rooms, no sweatshops. Chinatown was packed with three things: cheap vice, cheap labour, and cheap votes. The doughboy also forbade arrests at left-wing demonstrations, wiretaps on city politicians, and investigations into unionized companies doing business with the city.
With an eager grin that hid what Pi Chan thought was oriental deviousness, he let the mayor jerk him around like a spastic little Pinocchio. “That’s all, sir?”
“Other than that, Pi,” the mayor told Chan in an anteroom after the police commission blessed him, “knock yourself out.”
“What about the … ah … blacks?” Chan said timidly, navigating his way through the mayor’s funny tastes. “The box is up for refunding.”
“The box? Box of what? The fuck?”
“Black Organized Crime Squad. BOCS. They’re getting swamped by the Bik-Big shootings up in the projects.”
“Fuck sakes, Pi. Give them some money but change the fucking name.” He frowned down on the chief. “Did I make a mistake, here? I could’ve got a broad or a Paki. Should I’ve ’a got a Paki broad in a sari up there, behind the desk, that understands how democracy works? I thought you Chinamen invented democracy.”
“We invented gunpowder,” Pious Man Chan said softly, mentally chalking one up against the mayor.
“Same thing.”
“Umm.” Chan stared off for a moment, fingering the fine black strand growing from his mole. “Safe Neighborhoods Initiative Program. SNIP.”
The doughboy nodded and flipped at his silver blond locks. “SNIP. Perfect.” He took a piece of paper from his inside suit pocket. “Let’s go down this, fast.” He glanced up. “Hey, Bik-Bigs, you said? Bik-Bigs? What’s that? A gang?”
“B-K B-Gs. Black kids. Big guns.” Chan shrugged. “Bik-Bigs.”
The mayor laughed. “The little cocksuckers. Clean them out, Pi. We don’t want another season of gunsmoke. Grab up some white guys too, while you’re at it, make it fair. I don’t want to see an ethnic chain gang tap dancing across the front page. You got any white guys committing crime?”
“We got a joint task force on the go with the Feds and the Staties. They’re after speed cookers, labs. Couple of kids were killed by bad ecstasy so they go after the X-men too. Mostly white biker types, white trash down from the badlands.”
“Perfect. Roll ’em all into one.” The mayor consulted his list. “You got anything on Dickie Price down at Works? He said he came out the other day and saw a couple of cars around his house, guys in them talking to the sun visors. Recognized one of the drivers from a bodyguard detail when that fucking cowboy president was in town.”
Pious Man Chan nodded. “Price was scoped coming out of a mob gambling club over at Stateline two weeks ago, up in Prior. They didn’t know he was a ward heeler when they went after him.”
The mayor chewed his mean pout. “Okay, I’ll choke Dickie off. You taking anyone down? You can drop the wops but you lose Price in all this, Pious. I mean it. Anything written down, unwrite it, but get me a copy, first. The guy who wrote it down, give him a soft landing. Dickie is one of the good guys. He likes unions, bums, and bicycle lanes.” He looked at his list. “Rest of this is shit. Except this guy, Tate.”
“Ray Tate. The gunner.”
“Him. I’m getting static from the black constituents. Lawsuits. Riots, if another black guy gets aced by a white cop.”
“Ray Tate’s in the weeds. Intelligence. He’s buried, looking for the Dog Man on the east side.”
“How deep is he buried, though, Pi? Those alleys lead to streets, and people, including black voters, walk those streets. If he digs himself out and walks the earth, we’re probably going to hear about it, and it’s going to sound an awful lot like rapid-fire and spades hitting the ground.”
“He’s hanging by his thumbs. No uniform, no company car, no partner. Sits in the trees, growing his hair, scratches himself raw, and watches for the guy feeding rat poison to dogs.”
“Not deep enough. He’s shot two guys — black guys — dead, for Christ’s sakes. I want you to put a stake through his heart.”
Pious Chan wagged his head. “Both his shootings were clean. Witnesses are strong. He’s a hero, especially after that last one. He went hand-to-hand with the guy. We dump him out and it looks like we’re admitting guilt for something. We’ll pay. He won’t go, anyway, without a fight. If we put him out we’re going to have trouble.”
Pious Man Chan stepped away when a police commissioner approached the mayor and shook his hand. She held it a long time. The mayor used his other hand to flip his locks. He made his boyish face blush a shy red and smoothed his school tie while sucking in his gut.
“And you, Mr. Chief.” She grabbed Pious Chan’s hand. “An ethnic police chief. We’re setting a new agenda, an agenda of inclusiveness.” She gave them both smiles and walked away, calling, “I hope to see some progressive females moving up there in the ranks, Pious.”
Pious Man Chan waited until she was out of earshot. “The joint chemical task force, sir. The Feds run it. We’ve dumped some dead meat in there. The Staties put in one of their loose cannons. Dykes, fags, losers. We could jam Ray Tate in there. There’s lots of loose cash floating around, lots of temptation, bikers, and white trash. Best case is we catch him taking some dough. Worst case is we get a bunch of white ecstasy cookers in handcuffs, sir, and if Tate shoots someone, hopefully it’ll be one of them.”
PART ONE
Chapter 1
Just before dawn cracked, a ghost car rounded the block. Then, a few minutes later, rounded again from the other direction, this time with the bright cone of a spotlight running like quicksilver through the margin of the park. The wheelman rolled to a stop, backed up, then ran his front wheels over the sidewalk and nudged the back of a park bench. The rack lights were activated. Two young chargers disembarked the ghoster, leaving the engine running and the doors open. The wheelman muttered to the shotgun and they sparked their flashlights, pushing jerky funnels of light to a man bundled in a smudge of an overcoat, sitting in the overgrown bushes rimming a flower garden.
The shotgun called, “Yo, you, man.”
The man recognized the casual authority of the voice and could hear a night-desk di
spatcher’s honey voice reciting a hotshot: woman with a gun in Stonetown, sergeant on the way, tacticals rolling, duty lieutenant notified. He climbed to his feet painfully, his joints making audible popping sounds. It was soft autumn but cold had revealed itself with a hard vengeance in the night. Lake Michigan was miles away but its cooked scent hung over the city. The hot early afternoon had boiled up some simmering stew. He groaned a painful cloud of breath. He was careful to keep his hands away from his body, to brave the searing light and keep his paws away from his eyes; he kept them out from his torso in crucifixion. An urge came to say the hell with it and scratch ferociously at the tiny bites on his legs and a fresh group on the back of his neck. His left ribs throbbed from a week-old spider bite, the same kind of broad, angry bruise left on the flesh when a bullet was stopped by a Kevlar vest.
He looked at the heavens as he awaited instruction. The sky before him was in a reluctant black of the end of the night. He studied the new purples of pre-dawn as if in delirium. He wondered why art canvases were muslin off-white. He had several tubes of yellow paint but hadn’t opened them yet. They were still in the art shop bag in his barren apartment, but he’d gone through an awful lot of black and purple and the thickest blues. There was a faint rim of dawn on the very tips of the trees far to the east. He didn’t know what to do with bright colours, where they fit into anything. Silver stars winked and faded, imperceptibly dead. The dying moon was glittering somewhere out of his sight. The Maglites, now separated, gave him two shadows growing apart from each other and he wondered if this might mean something profound. Duality of man, maybe.
“I’m an armed detective, on duty,” he said, his voice hoarse. “Ankle holster, right leg. Intelligence. Four-niner-four-sixer. Tate, Ray.”
“Right, you’re on dog patrol,” the shotgun said, “and we’ve come to get you.”
“Sir,” the wheelman said, “we’ve come to get you, sir.”
The shotgun said, “No, Brian. You don’t sir a sergeant.” He called to the man, “Right? Am I right or am I right?”
Ray Tate said, “Yes, sir.”
The shotgun laughed easily. “You can pull in your wings. We know you won’t fly away from us.”
The wheelman said, “If you did, we wanted, we could take you down on the wing anyway.”
Ray Tate lowered his arms slowly and turned. They weren’t wearing their caps and they held their flashlights away from their torsos. Both had shaven heads in the strobing ghoster lights, an annual police rite to raise money for cancer kids in the state hospital. Ray Tate had been shaven six times in six years, but not lately. His hair hid his ears, curled at the nape of his neck.
The shotgun stepped into the cone of the wheelman’s light. “We’ve come to get you, sarge. Bring you home.” He looked around. “You got anything here you want to take?”
Ray Tate looked at his blanket and bindle bundle. He bent and sorted through the rubble and picked up his rover. The battery was long dead. Nobody ever had to reach out for an alley rat. There were two used tubes of After Bite and a small sketchpad he carried for moments of inspiration, of which there’d been none. He hefted the rover in his hand and put it into his billowing, filthy German surplus greatcoat. He kicked the sketchpad, the blanket, and the bindle down the hill into the ravine.
“Nothing, just the radio.” He fired mucus from his nose. He was suddenly cold and he wrapped himself deeply in the coat. His guts twisted audibly in hunger. “The rest is shit.”
* * *
Brian the wheelman took the car to the car wash and the shotgun delivered Ray Tate to the central desk sergeant. There were crossed flags behind the desk sergeant’s table and a list of officers’ family members who’d died in combat from the Civil War to Iraq. The police force had given a lot of sons and daughters to war and there were signed photographs of a half dozen former presidents. Obama was framed but still on the floor, leaning against the wall.
The desk sergeant welcomed Ray Tate and shook his hand: “You done good, Ray. Fuck what they say.” The shotgun went to get fresh coffee. The desk sergeant looked after him as he headed to the day room. “Good guys, those guys. About the only two I got. One gets a toothache and the other has to go to the dentist. Partners.”
“What’s it about, Bob? That they came out to the wilderness?”
The desk sergeant shrugged. “Fucked if. A beam from Planet Chan. You hear? They crossed the holy water on his forehead the other day. He’s blessed.” He twisted his mouth. “Cocksucker. Now there’s a real plague on the kingdom.”
The shotgun brought out coffees and gave one to Tate. He told the sergeant he was going to walk over to the car wash. “Brian fucks it up, sarge. Lets them get inside and they see all the blood on the backseat.” He shuffled and turned to Ray Tate. “I just wanna say you something, I’m not outta line.” But he didn’t say anything.
After a moment the desk sergeant said, “He knows, Larry.”
The shotgun shook Ray Tate’s hand. “Fuck ’em, right?” He didn’t mind the grime and refused to wipe his palm afterwards on his trousers.
“Without doubt.”
Larry nodded solemnly. “If it gets real bad for you, remember you always got a home in Central ’04. Brian don’t drive too good, I can always use a wheelman, even a drooling old fuck that falls asleep a lot.”
Ray Tate laughed. The desk sergeant told Larry, “Get back out there, you dumb fuck.”
“So, how’s things up there, Ray? Intelligence?”
Ray Tate shook his head in wonder and sipped his coffee. “Fucking paradise, Bob. Overtime out the ass, clerks with big tits. Cappuccino machine in the day room.”
“Ah, fuck off.”
“No shit. Would I stand in front of your table and lie right to your fucking face?”
“Lots of overtime? Like, how much?”
“Well, I got an accountant now, head off any problems later with the IRS.”
“Jesus, Ray. If I had your money, I’d burn mine.”
Ray Tate was safe at home. Drinking coffee and bullshitting over the table, a stream of uniforms hustling handcuffed prisoners behind him, the rumble of voices. He heard a couple of voices murmur his name and some of the chargers found pretext to cross by the table for a look at the double gunner.
Someone said, “That poor fucker. That’s what they do to you, you go the distance for them. You go there twice and then they really fucking hate you.”
Someone else said, “Fuckin’ bum, looking for the guy poisoning dogs in the ravine, that’s all he’s good for.”
Someone else, a woman, said, “Fuck you, Foley, you dumb dildo.”
There was a sudden burst of struggle and Bob the desk sergeant launched himself around the desk. “Shirley. For fuck sakes.”
* * *
Ray Tate showered in the locker room. He waited in the steam until the day crew finished banging their lockers and bullshitting about Shirley taking out Foley with a hoof to the nuts. He loved the echo of the rooms in the stations, the jocking and jilling of the troops as they prepared for work. The thumping boots and songs and whistles. The camaraderie of the ultimate outsiders: not white or black or yellow or brown. Just blue. Not liberal or conservative or unionist. Just blue. That famous blue fog that was really a world of grey.
When the last charger had slammed out of the room Tate turned off the shower and in the steaming silence worked a towel into his hair and beard. Bob, the desk sergeant, came in with a pile of neatly folded clothes: two thick blue union sweatshirts, a worn khaki windbreaker, baggy grey track pants, and a pair of woollen socks.
“Jesus, Ray.” He was looking at the mass of insect bites up and down Tate’s legs, crossed with red gouges where his fingernails had involuntarily ripped at the stinging itch. “Ah, man. Fuck. We got some shit in the kit. Stand by.”
When he came back he had a handful of tubes and sprays and an Iraq vet’s mug with a chipped gold insignia on the side. Tate sipped coffee and worked on his wounds.
“I
just got the call. They want you to go to a satellite in midtown, see the skipper over there. I got a car going to take you over. You want to stop first, at home?”
“Naw. What’s the satellite?”
“Task force. Us, the Feds, Staties. They’re after crank shufflers, X-men.” Bob shrugged. “Run by Gordie Weeks. You know Gordie?”
“Nope. Good guy?”
“Well, one time I was shopping down the Tower Mall. Gordie got into the revolving door behind me but he came out ahead of me.” Bob laughed. “Gordie’s very … quick. They say he plays table tennis with himself.”
“Ah,” Ray Tate shook his head. “Ah fuck.”
Chapter 2
The skipper loved the early morning hours. They were productive and he prowled the desks and closets of the midtown satellite office. The long, dim drive in from the northern suburbs helped clear his head on the mornings when he battled a hangover and couldn’t face the sun. There were plenty of strip plazas with doughnut joints studded into them and, if he needed to, on really bad days he could find a washroom to puke in.
But it had been a good week. He’d found a matchbook from an Indian casino and a tube of bright red lipstick under the seat of a car signed out to one of the city slobs. The slob had booked off sick the previous week. The skipper had calculated the mileage to the casino, checked it against the slob’s daily expense sheets and the odometer, and called the security office down there. Now there was an empty desk in the tactical office.
He’d picked the lock on Djuna Brown the Statie’s desk and found it empty except for a stained tampon and note reading, “Fuck You, You Fat Irish Fuck.”
“Nice job, Gordie,” the Big Chan’s new deputy had told him when the city slob had been written out. “This is what we want to see. We call it personnel disenhancement.”
“Yeah, but now I’m short-handed.” The skipper was aware that how high he went depended on how many there were stacked below him. “I’m down a guy.”