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by Michael Kurland


  “It is shaking the very foundations!” Holmes cried over the din.

  As he moved down the corridor, the noise lessened, resolving itself slowly into the recognizable sounds of a bagpipe’s drone.

  “The Devil’s Piper.” McMahon’s hands shook as he clasped them together. “Doctor, you must admit that this is more than a superstition, or the sounds made by a noisy chimney.”

  My own hands were none too steady as I nodded. “I beg pardon for doubting you.” I reached for the brandy, poured McMahon a tot, and handed him the glass.

  “What shall we do, Mr Holmes?” McMahon swallowed the brandy. “Shall I send for the authorities?”

  Holmes appeared in the doorway and settled his cuffs, his eyes bright. “And have them put the Devil in gaol? No, I have a better plan. I suggest we call on the old gentleman himself.”

  I regarded Holmes with concern. Had the excessively loud noise addled his wits?

  “What in Heaven’s name do you mean?” I asked.

  “Exactly what I said.” Holmes turned and dashed toward the front of the house. “Come along, Watson!” he called. “And bring a lantern!”

  I turned, and McMahon caught my sleeve.

  “Doctor, what does he intend to do?”

  I glanced at McMahon. His colour had returned.

  “I will leave the explanations to Holmes.”

  McMahon retrieved a lantern from a shelf, and we hurried after my friend.

  Holmes had retrieved our damp coats and hats from the cupboard. I quickly donned mine, and at a look from Holmes, bent to retrieve my service revolver from my valise, still sitting in the hall.

  McMahon waited beside the door, muffled in coat and hat, confusion writ over his features. “Mr Holmes, will you please—”

  “How do you feel about a spot of breaking and entering?” Holmes said, throwing open the bolts and flinging the door wide. Sleet coated the pavement with a frosty rime, but Holmes did not falter as he descended the steps.

  I slipped my revolver into my coat pocket and lit the lantern before following him out the door, McMahon close on my heels. By the time we made our way to the neighbouring house, Holmes was waiting impatiently by the entrance.

  “Light, Watson!”

  A shallow stone portico provided a modicum of shelter from the worst of the sleet. I held the lantern up, illuminating the massive oak door, and glanced around. We need not worry about attracting the attention of passersby, for every building along the lane appeared dark and deserted. The sound of the piping was muffled, barely audible over the patter of sleet. Holmes studied the door intently, then shook his head.

  “There is no use in trying to break down the door. It is as solid as Gibraltar.”

  “A good deal more solid than the house itself,” I replied, pointing to the stained, shadow-shrouded stones overhead. A wide crack split the huge stone that acted as the lintel, the massive stone beam supporting the opening for the door, and bearing the weight of the wall. “Look.”

  Holmes glanced up. “The building is settling.”

  “What about the windows?” I asked.

  McMahon shook his head. “They are all boarded over or tightly shuttered.”

  “Then there is nothing for it,” Holmes said with a shrug. He removed an iron ring from his pocket. From the ring depended a collection of thin pieces of metal, and he held them up to the light. Selecting one, he knelt and inserted it into the keyhole. Metal scraped against metal.

  McMahon’s fingers plucked at my sleeve. “Doctor, are those—”

  “Picklocks,” I replied, lifting the lantern high so Holmes could see. Shadows danced over the stones, turning the already gloomy scene macabre. I could not blame McMahon for feeling trepidation. “If you would prefer to return to your house …”

  “No.” He drew in a deep breath and released it slowly. “I asked for your help. The least I can do is share the danger.”

  After a few moments, Holmes straightened with a smile. “Success, gentlemen.”

  The door, although unlocked, did not yield easily. Our feet slipped on the icy stoop as Holmes, McMahon, and I set our shoulders to the wood. For several minutes the rusted hinges remained adamantly immovable, despite our efforts and breathless exclamations of encouragement.

  “We cannot succeed,” I panted. “It will not budge. We must find another way inside.”

  “I refuse to be foiled!” Holmes settled himself more firmly against the door. “Watson, I beg your help.”

  “Please, Doctor.” Despite the chill, perspiration beaded McMahon’s brow.

  I felt ashamed. How could I refuse their entreaties? I resumed my position.

  “Put your back into it, man!” cried Holmes.

  Perhaps it was Holmes’s encouragement, perhaps simply a fortuitous application of pressure. I pushed against the weathered oak as the hinges groaned. “It is moving, Holmes!”

  Holmes glanced up. “So is that crack in the lintel.”

  I raised my gaze. The great granite lintel, which had supported the enormous weight of the old stone walls for many hundreds of years, shifted. The crack that split it in twain visibly widened. “Good Lord, Holmes! Hurry inside! We must close the door before the wall collapses.”

  Mindful of the danger, McMahon and Holmes squeezed through the opening, and I collected the lantern before following. We pushed against the door and it closed with the finality of a coffin lid.

  We leaned against the weathered oak, panting with exertion. Our laboured breaths and the hiss of the lantern were the only sounds in that dank, still place.

  “The piping has stopped.” McMahon whispered, as if loath to disturb the silence. A small cloud formed before his lips in the frigid air.

  “Indeed,” replied Holmes with a single nod.

  The only sound apart from our quiet footsteps was the occasional creak of the house. In many ways, I would have preferred the din of the piping to that unnatural stillness.

  Holmes relieved me of the lantern and stepped farther into the hall. He turned in a slow circle, the lantern illuminating mouldering panels draped with cobwebs and stained with mildew. A decaying stair disappeared into the blackness above.

  “We very well could be the first to set foot inside since the house was closed,” I said.

  Holmes gave an enigmatic smile, but did not speak.

  McMahon coughed. “It smells like a tomb.”

  I inhaled cautiously. The atmosphere was so cold it was difficult to discern any scent other than stale air, but I breathed deep again. “There is also something … unhealthy. It reminds me of a smell I have encountered before.…” I hesitated, then shook my head. “I cannot quite place it.”

  We crossed the hall, Holmes at the fore. He peered into a chamber on our left, lantern-light illuminating walls hung with ancient tapestries, the fabric now torn and drooping from the weight and the ravages of damp and beetle. A heavy oak table, coated with dust, was set for a meal never finished. The silver was blackened, the pewter dull. A goblet lay on its side, as if overturned during a frantic flight to safety.

  I shuddered, touched by the reminders of long-past tragedy.

  Holmes finished his calm perusal of the room and turned away.

  “Nothing of interest here,” he said, moving down the corridor.

  We followed close behind, our footsteps echoing hollowly on the wide planks. The smell of decay grew as we moved deeper into the house.

  Holmes stopped before a half-closed door and cautiously pushed it open. The hinges creaked horribly.

  Three large wing chairs faced the cold, empty fireplace. Woolen batting sprang from rents along the edges, where the upholstery had rotted and parted. My breath caught at the stench of corruption.

  “A drawing room,” I said, holding my handkerchief over my nose and mouth. McMahon followed suit.

  Holmes moved slowly into the room, swinging the lantern about to light each of the far corners before proceeding. He approached the chairs, their seats hidden by deep shad
ows.

  “Watson.”

  He dropped my name into the silence like a stone into a still pond.

  I stepped to Holmes’s side.

  “This chair is occupied,” he said, and lifted the lantern.

  Light spilled over the back and arm of the chair, picking out a hairy thigh, a wiry forearm, an unmoving chest bound by thick ropes. The poor wretch in the chair was as naked as the day he was born.

  “Good Lord.” I took an involuntary step back.

  “What is it?” McMahon walked around us, his coat brushing close to the chair.

  “Have a care, man!” I cried. “For the love of Heaven, do not touch it!” I leapt forward and dragged him from the dreadful thing.

  Holmes frowned. “Watson?”

  “Look!” I said, taking the lantern from Holmes and holding it high.

  McMahon gasped, and even Holmes’s vaunted self-control wavered. The man’s milky, sightless eyes were red and swollen, his cracked lips stretched in a parody of a smile. Large, black swellings clustered at throat, beneath his arms, around his groin. The remainder of the cadaver’s skin was waxy and tinged with green.

  “The black death,” I whispered. “Impossible.”

  Holmes took the lantern from my nerveless fingers and moved to the other chairs.

  “He is not the only victim, Watson. Look here.”

  An old man sat in the next chair. He was also naked and bound, and displayed the hideous symptoms of the plague. Another corpse occupied the last chair, a woman, as unclad and marked with corruption as the others.

  “This house has been vacant for over a hundred years.” Disgust and pity warred in McMahon’s expression. “Have they been here all this time?”

  “They cannot be the original plague victims,” I replied. “Even in this cold, decay could not be postponed for long.”

  Holmes nodded. “Less than a week?”

  “Three or four days at the outside, but I would have to examine the corpses to make certain.”

  “There is no need for that.” Holmes spoke with conviction. “Although intellectually satisfying, I doubt that identifying a definitive time of death is important for these poor devils.”

  A sudden tremor shook the building as the huge, groaning cacophony began again. The furniture rattled, and we stumbled over the vibrating floorboards as we dashed to the corridor. A crack across the ceiling lengthened and widened, sending plaster dust drifting down.

  “This way,” Holmes cried over the din, heading toward the back of the house. More plaster fell from the walls and ceiling, as the house fairly quivered from the noise. As had happened before, shrieks and moans eventually resolved into the sound of bagpipes played by some monstrous hand.

  Holmes gestured toward a small door at the far end of the hall. McMahon and I followed close behind. I am not a coward, but the circumstances so unnerved me that I slipped my hand into my coat pocket and grasped my revolver.

  Stopping before the door, Holmes closed the shutters on the lantern until only a sliver of light was visible. The noise increased as he opened the heavy oak, until I thought I should go mad from the clamour in my head. The lantern light was barely adequate to see the narrow stone steps leading down, the centre of each tread worn into a deep curve. We steadied ourselves by resting our hands on the cold, smooth stone walls, and as we descended, a rosy glow grew in the depths.

  Holmes stepped into the cellar and the noise stopped, the sudden cessation almost as painful as the din itself. My ears rang.

  “’Ands in the air,” commanded a deep voice. Even those few words marked him from Whitechapel, not Scotland.

  McMahon gasped. Holmes slowly raised his hands, still holding the lantern. I remained on the stair and could not see the man who threatened us. I hesitated, hoping to gain the advantage for long enough to venture a shot, but Holmes spoke before I could move.

  “Why, it is Bully Joe Perkins,” said Holmes, sounding unruffled. “Watson, surely you remember him from the incident with the false fishmonger at Lambeth.”

  “Well, Mr ’Olmes.” Bully Joe laughed hoarsely. “I never reckoned on meeting you ’ere. And Dr Watson. Come down where I can sees you.”

  I released my revolver, removed my hand from my pocket, and joined McMahon and Holmes in the cellar. Bully Joe held a heavy revolver in one hand, and a truncheon, no doubt leaded, in the other.

  “’Oo’s your other friend?” he asked, gesturing toward McMahon.

  McMahon gave his name, and Bully Joe laughed again. He jerked his head toward a doorway in the far wall.

  “Go on.”

  He stayed well back. Holmes tread warily as he stepped to the door, glancing around the room before him.

  “We ’as company,” called Bully Joe. “Mr Sherlock ’Olmes, his friend, Doctor Watson, and another gentleman you’ll recognize.”

  The chamber we entered was filled with machinery, none of which I could immediately identify. Iron pipes, drive belts, and gears co-existed side-by-side with a haphazard collection of glass boxes of varying sizes. To one side, a glass partition walled off a section of the room, which appeared to be partially composed of the granite bedrock upon which the Old City was built. Next to that, an open door in the stone wall led into darkness, probably into the maze of tunnels that burrowed beneath the Old City.

  A pale young man wearing spectacles stood at the far side of the chamber, behind a scarred table upon which rested an extensive collection of chemical apparatus. He looked like a faded water-colour version of our client, and the remarkable resemblance enabled Holmes to hazard a name before any introduction.

  “Mr James Knox,” said Holmes, unruffled.

  The young man’s chin snapped up, and his lip curled. “Doctor James Knox.”

  “I beg your pardon.” Holmes sketched an ironic bow.

  “Cousin James!” McMahon stepped forward. “What is the meaning of this?”

  Dr Knox hesitated for a moment, his features shadowed. “Good evening, cousin. I cannot say I am pleased to see you. You would have been well advised to heed my warning and leave with the others.”

  “Warning?” McMahon stared at the machinery surrounding us. “This is the source of those horrible sounds?”

  Knox nodded brusquely. “It is the result of a necessary part of my research. However, it does have the added advantage of frightening off the curious and meddlesome.” He glared at Holmes. “Well, perhaps not all of them.”

  “You are the reason my tenants have been frightened into leaving?” McMahon appeared stunned. “But why?”

  “So he could work in peace, no doubt.” Holmes studied a complex assortment of gears that connected to a lever on one side of the chamber. He raised his gaze, following a long crack that rose up the wall to the roughly plastered ceiling. “One would not wish to be interrupted by the rabble during one’s researches.”

  “I wished them gone because of the danger!” Knox’s spectacles flashed in the gaslight. “If you remain, you are all flirting with death.”

  “Death?” Holmes coolly looked at Bully Joe, still brandishing his revolver. “Do you mean from our pugilistic friend here, or more in the manner experienced by the cadavers we happened upon in the parlour?”

  Knox frowned. “Do not mock that which you do not understand.”

  “Perhaps I understand more than you realize.”

  “I doubt that very much,” said Knox. He crossed his arms over his chest and met Holmes’s gaze steadily. “However, you have a certain reputation for a superficial type of cleverness, Mr Holmes. I am curious about what you believe you understand.”

  Holmes laughed. “Even the most cursory investigation reveals that you are one of the leading proponents of the Campaign for Eugenics in Great Britain, and author of Characteristics of Inferior Races: A Study of the Dilution of Celtic Physiology by Lesser Populations.”

  I glanced at Holmes. His researches the previous evening had certainly borne ripe fruit. I had read Galton’s Hereditary Genius and English Men of
Science: Their Nature and Nurture, but had no idea Holmes was aware of the subject of eugenics.

  “I don’t fink the Professor—” began Bully Joe.

  “You are not being paid to think.” Knox returned his attention to Holmes. “You have read my work?”

  “Yes. A most impassioned plea for selective breeding, with more emotion and less scientific rigour than the works of your leader.” Holmes shrugged and ran a finger carelessly across the laboratory table. “Personally, despite the fact that he obviously read my own contribution but failed to cite it, I found Galton’s treatise on the individuality of fingerprints more interesting than his papers on eugenics.”

  As Holmes spoke, Knox’s complexion darkened and his hands clenched. He drew a deep breath and appeared to calm himself before replying.

  “An understandable reaction in one who champions the inferior. Still, it is no matter.”

  “I do not understand!” cried McMahon. “Why should we concern ourselves with talk of fingerprints and breeding? It is far more important to discover whether or not those poor souls upstairs really died of the plague and to grant them a Christian burial.”

  Knox laughed. “You are a true son of the soil, Albert. Healthy and unpretentious, good Celtic stock.” His lip curled. “And like your parents, with all the imaginative power of a plough horse.”

  His fists raised, McMahon took a step toward his cousin.

  “I wouldn’t try it,” said Bully Joe, raising his weapon.

  I caught hold of one of McMahon’s arms, and Holmes the other. “Insults are the recourse of the weak,” remarked Holmes, as the two of us pulled a recalcitrant McMahon away from Bully Joe and toward the glass wall. He fixed McMahon with a glittering gaze and spoke softly. “They do not deserve a response.”

  After a long pause, McMahon nodded. Holmes and I released him.

  I turned to Knox, my professional curiosity and concern unabated.

 

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