by Chris Bunch
"You have every right. The Imperial Court of Admiralty, I might advise, has a case backload of some seventeen years."
"This is morally reprehensible! We'll have our military forces mobilized immediately."
Mahoney nodded politely, glanced again at the hovering fleet, and picked up his gold-braided hat from the table. “You have six hours to reach a decision. Good day, gentlebeings."
The war had gone on long enough for fine moral principles to become rather corroded.
* * * *
At the moment all the wallscreens in the huge auditorium showed what appeared to be a rather obese walrus sloshing in a powered swimming tank.
The “walrus” was Rykor, easily the Empire's most skilled psychologist.
The auditorium was filled with her top advisers and the elite of the Empire's propaganda machine.
Rykor sprayed foam from her whiskers—the speakers around the auditorium squealed—and made her summation. “I am hardly equipped to specifically tell any of you gentlebeings how to do the job. All the various suggestions and proposals you saw onscreen will be made available to you. If you choose to use any of them, we would be flattered and honored.
"And, of course, none of the possible gray or black operations can be discussed at this gathering.
"But, overall, your thrust should be twofold:
"One. The victory in the Durer worlds is the beginning of the end. Those who serve the Empire well in hastening victory will be well rewarded.
"Two. What life under the Tahn means, particularly to a non-Tahn, should be developed. Worlds recaptured from the Tahn will be instantly available for visit by any accredited livie crew or journalist. Accreditation policy, I have been advised, shall be most liberal.
"Thank you. In our seminars, we shall attempt to further develop some more cohesive strategies."
A woman stood in the middle of the audience. “What about the Tahn? What direction will Imperial propaganda take?"
"Again, I am not discussing gray or black areas. It shall be quite simple. Large ‘cast units will be established on the fringes of the Tahn Empire and relocated forward as we continue recapturing systems. Information broadcast to the Tahn shall consist of exactly what is going on."
"Even if we lose another battle?"
"Even so. We are attempting to prove to the Tahn citizenry that their own leaders never tell the truth."
"What about subversion attempts?"
"Yes. I assume you mean atrocity leaflets, livies showing the corruption of the home front, and so forth. I have some exact orders from the Eternal Emperor. I might word them a little more politely, but ... he said that we are not in the business of preventing the bum fodder shortage for the Tahn.
"Thank you."
* * * *
"As I see it,” the young man said, “our race has a single problem."
Sr. Ecu, chief diplomat of the Manabi, floated above the immaculate floor of the deserted factory, his three-meter-long tail snaking gently below him.
"Ah,” he hummed in his most neutral tone.
"You would understand it, I hope.” the young man said.
Ecu's wings waved what might have been taken as slight encouragement.
"We see our race as a single being. Stretching from the days of stone on a planet known as Earth, when we ruled by racial right, through the days when a stronger race invaded, defeated, and almost destroyed us. But for centuries, we endured.
"When we emigrated to our own system, we determined that never again would we be creatures of the moment. History and our racial memory would provide the answers.
"We determined to take the long-range view.
"That was our first error: We neglected to wonder how this day's bread could be provided.
"Secondarily, we forgot that those who sit upon the fence become targets for both sides.
"The end result? We built factories before the war, and then the war begins. We refuse to build war materials. And no one is interested in anything else.
"Except for those,” the young man spit. “Those who wish us to work on speculation. With a ninety-ten split. Ninety for them, who are the smokedancers, ten for us, simply because we are willing to build and beat their drums.
"And then those others, the Tahn, who we have been assured time and again have no quarrel with us, insist on being able to port and supply their ships and satisfy the demands of their crewmen to confirm our neutrality; who levy a tax against us because they realize that we wish to support them; and so on and so forth.
"Such might be livable. We have resources enough to support our workers who have nothing to do. We have tolerance enough for those who sell their services and bodies to the Tahn.
"But what will come after?"
The Manabi were known and used throughout the Empire as diplomats. They were air-floating beings who were completely neutral—and were, therefore, ideal for the crafts of state. It was completely unknown that just after the Tahn War began, Sr. Ecu had declared the Manabi support for the Empire—not because they thought the Emperor was the epitome of civilization but because they saw the defeat of the Empire as a collapse into barbarism. That support was known to the Manabi collective intelligence, the Eternal Emperor, and no one else. To the Tahn, the neutral systems, and the Empire itself, they remained as they were—the perfect statesbeings.
"What will come after,” Sr. Ecu began, “is an unknown. I can only wish that your use of the past and your belief in racial identity provide you the path. Also, I thank you for your confidences and sympathize with your problems.
"But the reason I am here has nothing to do with any of them. I was requested by a representative of the Eternal Emperor to deliver the following:
"'The Emperor has noted the plight of the Five Nations and is deeply distressed. He will therefore provide a doubling of the treaty-allocated amount of Anti-Matter Two to your worlds and hopes that your problems thereby become somewhat alleviated."
Sr. Ecu was very impressed by the young man, whose expression changed only three times during his announcement. Possibly, he wondered, after some epochs, humans might become capable.
"What are the strings?"
"Pardon?"
"The attachments. The obligations."
"None."
"I do not believe that,” the young man said.
"I was so instructed that you would not,” Sr. Ecu went on. “I was finally instructed that your ports should prepare for the arrival of six Imperial energy ships within six E-days of my arrival in your system."
Sr. Ecu, having delivered his message and receiving no answer for the moment, lifted, and his huge black and red-tinted body floated away toward his ship.
He wondered just how long it would take the Five Nations to renounce their neutrality and declare for the Empire. It was a pity, he decided, that he did not understand what was called gambling and could not think of anyone to perform that activity with.
Sr. Ecu thought that he was becoming a bit degenerate—and worried because he was not worried about it.
* * * *
Fire Team Leader Heebner was a happy man in what appeared to be a desperate situation.
Sometime earlier he had been very unhappy in everything. Drafted into the Tahn forces and sent into combat when he would have been much happier pruning in his family's orchards, he had been most unfortunate/fortunate.
His unit wiped out, he had stumbled into a stubborn Imperial stronghold—and back out. He had informed his superiors of that way in—and had not been required to participate in the following bloody assault. Instead, he had been promoted and given a nice safe assignment.
Not, as he had imagined, on something like recruiting duty but, to justify his new and staggering rank, as noncommissioned officer in charge of an SAA site on the Tahn superfortress world of Etan. A decorated soldier, his missile site was high atop a mountain, a post of honor, where he would be the first to engage any Imperial units stupid enough to attack Etan.
Heebner, already e
xperienced at being shot at, rapidly and correctly redefined his post of honor.
He was a target.
And targets tended to get hit.
Heebner was not quite sure what to do about the situation. Nor did he know how to order his soldiers in a proper military manner so that he would not be relieved and sent back to a frontline assault unit.
More importantly, he had no idea where his own retreat route should lie if his missile site should be attacked.
Heebner, once again, was very lucky.
His soldiers were for the most part volunteers from one of the Tahn Troops of Eager Youth, who were determined to show their leader, a hero of the Battle of Cavite and the scout who showed the very heroic, very noble, very decorated, and very dead Assault Captain Santol the way to assault that Imperial stronghold, that they were worthy of his trust.
The translation was that they made their own rules, slightly stricter than the brutal Tahn regulations; made their own living conditions, most Spartan; and made their own schedule. Fire Team Leader Heebner had only to wander out of his quarters at some appropriate hour, make appropriate remarks, and then go about his business.
Heebner was also lucky that he had no particular interest in luxurious quarters, the perks of rank, or the indulgences of command. His Troops of Eager Youth admired his Spartan life. It was, truly, the Way of the Tahn.
The fact was that Heebner was just too stupid to realize what he could have taken advantage of.
Since it seemed that his command was self-running, Heebner spent his hours wandering below the crags, looking for a nice safe place to hide when the drakh came down. He was very interested to discover one day that below his missile site was what looked to be several long-untenanted hectares of fruit trees.
Heebner's smallish mind flickered interest. He mentioned that there did not seem to be any pruning tools in the site's armory. His befuddled assistant decided that somehow, someway, the hero of Cavite was planning to teach them something, perhaps to think in other categories.
Two shifts later, Fire Team Leader Heebner was provided with hooks, clips, lifts, and baskets. He happily disappeared downslope with them. His Eager Youth determined that when the time was right, they would learn what he was doing.
Another stroke of fortune:
Etan's commanding admiral, one Molk, happened to be interested in the art of fruit. He wondered why a certain strategically placed missile base had requested what appeared to be farming implements and decided to place a surprise visit to said base.
The Eager Youth, all prostrate in honor, sent Admiral Molk down the crags, together with his bodyguard, to see what their most honored commander was preparing.
Heebner was counting buds, his lips moving silently, trying to determine which branch should be pruned short and where, when he heard the crash of bootheels coming toward him.
Molk also was a very lucky Tahn.
Because it was approximately at that moment that six Imperial fleets hammered Etan.
Impregnable fortresses, like impregnable generals, got lazy. If the enemy would be insane to attack them, of course only the insane would attack. And so they rested on their ever-fattening behinds. Spit-scared attackers, on the other hand, did not.
The Imperial admiral in charge of the fleets was most disappointed that there were no Tahn capital ships on Etan. After the disaster of Durer, they had all been withdrawn to Heath for reassignment.
Nevertheless, major damage was done in the series of smashing attacks. Fire Team Leader Heebner's missile site was obliterated in the first strike; fortunately for him and for his fruit trees, a nonnuclear missile was used.
That hardly mattered for his Eager Youth. There were three survivors. And those, all terribly burned, lived for only minutes after the strike.
When the fire, smoke, and earthquake shakes died away, six Tahn cruisers, twelve destroyers, and many auxiliaries and transports were shattered on their landing grounds.
Etan was still impregnable.
But with no significant warships based on the world, and with the Imperial-forces severing Etan's supply routes, it did not matter. Etan could do whatever it chose to do until the war came to an end.
Several hundred other Tahn citadels were isolated, rendered impotent, and ignored in the same operation.
Not that Fire Team Leader Heebner had nothing to do. He was very busy—instructing Commanding Admiral Molk on the proper way to grow fruit.
It was a very important task. All the Tahn isolated and forgotten on Etan had to eat.
After nine months of humble instruction, Admiral Molk requested that Heebner begin calling him Yuki.
* * * *
Admiral Mason defined diplomacy as a word occurring somewhere in a dictionary between dildo and dissidence. That explained his response when the supposedly neutral convoy complained: “Imperial units ... Imperial units ... do not understand your order to stand by for boarding. We are from the Umed systems. Repeat, Umed systems. We are allies of the Empire. Our cargo is necessary energy supplies. Please respond, over."
Mason, were he polite, could have responded over the com or boarded and delivered the same information.
The Umed systems, allies of the Empire indeed—on paper—were provided with X quantity of AM2. According to information received from spies, the systems practiced severe rationing. Nearly twenty percent of their allocated AM2 was not utilized in any known way. It was instead very profitably sold to the Tahn.
Such would have been the response—from a polite man.
Mason, instead, responded: “Umed ships. All Umed ships. You have seven minutes remaining. Stand by for boarding. Any resistance will be met with maximum force. All Umed ships. All Umed crewmen. Prepare to abandon ship. Your ships and their cargo have been seized. Imperial Strike Force Mason clear."
It was to be hoped that Admiral Mason would not survive the war and thus require that the Emperor deal with his vagaries.
* * * *
"Cut it,” Haines ordered.
The soldier nodded, touched the button of his flamer, and seared through the main power cable that led into the shabby apartment building above them.
"Good. Go!” Haines shouted.
Burdened by a stun rod in one hand, a willygun in the other, plus two separate ranks, Major (Imperial Forces—Mercury Corps—Reserve—Temporary) and Captain (Imperial Police—Prime—Homicide—Permanent) Lisa Haines led the raid upstairs.
Two Security mastodons sent the door crashing down, neatly timed so that Haines did not miss a step going into the apartment.
The gray-haired old woman sat up in bed, befuddled, grabbing the ruins of what once might have been a lace nightie around her skinny shoulders.
"Imperial Intelligence,” Haines intoned, pro forma. “Andrea Hayyl. You are under arrest as a suspected agent of an enemy power. You are advised that you can be detained for as long as six cycles without benefit of court or attorney.
"Furthermore, I must warn you that you may be subjected to wartime interrogation techniques authorized by the proper conventions.
"You are also advised that any cooperation you extend voluntarily will be recorded, and be of extreme importance as evidence when you are brought to trial."
The thugs, without needing any orders, had the old woman out and down the stairs in seconds.
The search team came in.
As expected, the transmitter was found in seconds, amateurishly hidden in a false-drawered dresser that might have been the old woman's prized antique.
That was one more.
Haines left the evidence team shooting pictures and went down the stairs.
Six thus far. Two more to go.
More than 12,000 raids were made by Imperial Intelligence at nearly the same time. Years had been spent identifying deep-cover Tahn agents assigned to capital worlds. And then, nearly simultaneously, they were taken.
Haines was disgusted with herself and her job, even more than after the officially sanctioned “disappearances”
she had been witness to after the failure of Hakone's conspiracy, the conspiracy that had begun the war.
The agents would be isolated and then given a simple choice: either be doubled or be executed. Wartime penalties for espionage never changed.
The ploy worked. Almost instantly, Tahn Intelligence began receiving completely false information. The few agents the Empire had missed, who continued to feed correct data, were siberiaed as having been doubled. Eventually they were trapped, tried, and executed, along with those agents who had decided to remain true patriots to their cause.
The end result was that the Tahn's own lovingly developed spy network became one of the most lethal weapons the Empire possessed.
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CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR
CHIEF WARRANT OFFICER Alex Kilgour went into something approaching battle shock when he realized that not only had he bad-mouthed the Eternal Emperor, his Eternal boss, and been overheard, but he actually was in the presence of said Emperor.
The Emperor allowed himself a wintery smile. “Thank you for your input, Mr. Kilgour. Perhaps you would be interested in stepping into the next chamber, where more information shall be provided."
Alex numbly saluted and stiff-legged through the indicated hatchway, which hissed open and then shut behind him.
"In times like these,” the Emperor observed, “you tend to allow yourself cheap little shots as I just did. Pour the stregg, my friend."
Sten, equally obedient, went to a sideboard and decanted two shots of the probably hydrazine-based Bhor liquor he had introduced the Eternal Emperor two years earlier.
The Emperor was in an easy chair, his feet propped on a tabletop, when Sten delivered the drink.
"Chin-chin,” he toasted. Sten just mumbled and drank.
"Yes, indeed,” the Emperor began, “I want you two thugs back on Heath."
"Yessir,” Sten said after the stregg had finished replumbing his plumbing. “However ... when I left there were people that were real ... interested in me."
"No longer,” the Emperor said. “Somebody who must've been taken by the charm of your smile planted a virus in the Tahn central computer. Seems that neither someone named Sten nor someone called Firecontrolman Horatio ever existed. No ID, no prison record, no nada.