This collection is comprised of works of fiction. All names, characters, places, and incidents are the product of the authors’ imaginations. Any resemblance to real events or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
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In memory of Shiv Lal Sawhney
1933–2009
TABLE OF CONTENTS
Title Page
Copyright Page
Introduction
* * *
PART I: WITH YOU, FOR YOU, ALWAYS
* * *
OMAIR AHMAD Ashram
Yesterday Man
RADHIKA JHA Lodhi Gardens
How I Lost My Clothes
IRWIN ALLAN SEALY Delhi Ridge
Last In, First Out
RUCHIR JOSHI Nizamuddin West
Parking
NALINAKSHA BHATTACHARYA R.K. Puram
Hissing Cobras
* * *
PART II: YOUNGISTAN
* * *
MOHAN SIKKA Paharganj
The Railway Aunty
SIDDHARTH CHOWDHURY Delhi University,
Hostel North Campus
MEERA NAIR Inter State Bus Terminal
small fry
PALASH KRISHNA MEHROTRA Defence Colony
Fit of Rage
HARTOSH SINGH BAL Gyan Kunj
Just Another Death
* * *
PART III: WALLED CITY, WORLD CITY
* * *
HIRSH SAWHNEY Green Park
Gautam Under a Tree
TABISH KHAIR Jantar Mantar
The Scam
UDAY PRAKASH Rohini
The Walls of Delhi
(Translated from Hindi by Jason Grunebaum)
MANJULA PADMANABHAN Bhalswa
Cull
Glossary
About the Contributors
INTRODUCTION
EVERYDAY ANGUISH
Delhi, a city that’s been reborn in various locations and forms throughout its thousands of years of history, was in the midst of yet another colossal transition when I arrived here four years ago. This latest metamorphosis was being fueled by legislation that opened up India to private and foreign investors. International brands like the Wall Street Journal and Chanel were setting up shop. The city’s cruddy public transportation system was being revolutionized by an ultramodern metro. My mother’s massive Punjabi family—Partition refugees who’d happily lived in a one-bedroom Con-naught Place flat during the 1950s—were driving Hondas and Hyundais and comparing plasma television prices.
For the first time in decades, members of the educated elite were experiencing a gleeful surge of nationalism, and they wanted to savor it. They bragged about the new malls and cinemas going up in Gurgaon, a quasi-American suburb in which civic planning plays second fiddle to corporate whims. They reveled in the number of billionaires who called their city home, as well as the rising values of the houses their parents had built. But things weren’t—and aren’t—as good as everyone wanted to believe.
Every morning, papers abound with alarming stories: accounts of the unmitigated corruption and contract killing that make this city of more than fifteen million tick; indications of increasing divisions between rich and poor that lead servants to murder masters and foment Maoist movements in the country’s hinterland; synopses of so many rapes and sexual assaults that readers become numb to them. Yet the everyday depravity and anguish of Delhi life remains confined to news copy. Despite notable exceptions like Namita Gokhale and Arvind Adiga, authors of literature—particularly those who write in English—usually choose to ignore the capital’s stains.
Other Indian metropolises have had writers who’ve chronicled the perils of urban existence, and some of these individuals have done so by employing the devices of crime and detective fiction. Mumbai, India’s film capital, lays claim over Vikram Chandra, who published the mammoth noir tomb Sacred Games, and Altaf Tyrewala, who wrote an impressive slim book called No God in Sight. Looking futher back, the iconic Urdu author Saadat Hasan Manto called Bombay home, even though his macabre stories were set in different locations. The legendary Bengali filmmaker Satyajit Ray also wrote detective stories, as did Bengali Sharadindu Bandyopadhyay, whose enigmatic Sherlock Holmes-esque Byomkesh Bakshi mysteries are set in Calcutta.
What then explains the lack of noir literature—and fiction in general—set in Delhi? The answer may be simple. Good crime fiction, however seductive and pleasurable, forces readers to reckon with the inequity and crue
lty inherent to modern societies. It’s only natural that Delhi’s book-buying-and-publishing citizens would avoid such writing. Any insight into their hometown’s ugly entrails would threaten their guilt-free gilded existence and the bubble of nationalistic euphoria in which their lives are contained. They are too dependent on the power structures and social systems intrinsic to the city—embassies, government offices, and corporations; rural poverty and illegal immigration—to risk looking critically at these things.
Thankfully, there are writers who are willing to see Delhi as it is, and this anthology contains stories by fourteen of them. Delhi Noir’s contributors are diverse: They are Christians, Hindus, Muslims, Sikhs; Punjabis, Biharis, Bengalis, and Ker-alites; men and women; gay and straight. Many reside in the capital, but others have addresses in Uttarakhand or the U.S. Some have published critically acclaimed books, and a few are still working on their first manuscripts. What they have in common is the inclination to write delectable literature that doesn’t shy away from the city’s uncomfortable underside. Their fiction isn’t politically correct and refuses to pander to popular perceptions about India or its capital, perceptions that conform with the agendas of governments, glossy magazines, and multinational corporations.
I’ve borrowed three popular slogans that are tattooed across the city to divide these fourteen stories into sections. The title of the first section—With You, for You, Always—is the well-known motto of the Delhi Police. These stories range from humorous to perverted, but all scrutinize the presence (or lack thereof) of the cops who man the front lines of the capital’s law-and-order system. Newcomer Omair Ahmad’s detective story forces readers to come to terms with the fact that the Congress-led government was complicit with the massacre of innocent Sikhs in the wake of Prime Minister In-dira Gandhi’s assassination. Irwin Allan Sealy’s tale about a vigilante autorickshaw driver who avenges sexual assault on the Ridge is defined by the wry, rhythmic prose that garnered him a place on the Booker Prize shortlist in 1998. Author and civil servant Nalinaksha Bhattacharya invites us into the life of a police officer who extorts sex from the wives of low-level central government employees. His is a sardonic, hard-hitting parody of the Indian television serials that are voraciously consumed by all rungs of society—those who live in brothels, mountain villages, and the extravagant farmhouses of Delhi.
The second section’s title—Youngistan (land of the youth)—is a spoof of a Pepsi advertising campaign that attempts to appeal to India’s 200,000,000 young people aged between fifteen and twenty-four. Unlike the folks in the ad, however, lives in these stories don’t get easier by drinking a cola or encountering megastar Shah Rukh Khan. In Delhi-raised New York resident Mohan Sikka’s “Railway Aunty, an orphaned college student stumbles into a prostitution ring that lurks beneath Paharganj’s veneer of civil servants and backpackers. Bihar-born Delhi resident Siddharth Chowd-hury bewitches readers with his raunchy, violent musing on life in a university dormitory. His prose alters the DNA of the English language, and is the literary version of good jazz.
Walled City, World City, the slogan heading the final section, stems from a Times of India campaign that encourages Delhi citizens to forget the city’s painful past, its riots and pogroms. This bullish advertisement makes a simple comparison between Delhi’s history—Mughal rule, colonialism—and its current aspirations—superpowerdom, cosmopolitanism. But Tabish Khair, author, academic, and a former Times of India reporter, reminds us that border crossings aren’t just comfortable flights on 747s. They also define the lives of countless young farmers and laborers who’ve abandoned rural India for the capital to cook, clean, and shine shoes. Veteran Uday Prakash scrutinizes the promise of social mobility in the “new India” and exhibits the vitality and universality of Hindi-language writing. Closing out this volume, the always provocative playwright, author, and illustrator Manjula Padmanabhan trans-ports readers to a nightmarish futuristic vision of Delhi as a “world city.”
These fourteen stories span the length and breadth of Delhi, from familiar spots like Jantar Mantar and Lodhi Gardens to more off-the-beaten-path neighborhoods like Gyan Kunj and Rohini. Together they give you an alternative map to the city, one that doesn’t shy away from its strident flaws and yet also sheds light on beauty in overlooked corners and conversations.
Delhi readers will be well acquainted with this volume’s Blue Line buses and Mughal tombs, and also with most of its contributors. But this is the first time they will see original works of fiction by such a varied, talented group of authors in a single book. Non-Indian readers will be unfamiliar with many of the names in this book, which will hopefully offer them a rare taste of a different type of Indian writing: literature that fascinates simply beacuse it’s well written—not exotic. For these readers, we have provided a glossary of the Hindi, Urdu, and Punjabi words used in Delhi Noir. It will hopefully make the richness of Indian language and culture accessible to an international audience without compromising the quality and flow of these stories.
Hirsh Sawhney
Delhi, India
May 2009
PART I
WITH YOU, FOR YOU, ALWAYS
YESTERDAY MAN
BY OMAIR AHMAD
Ashram
The call, when it came, was unexpected, but then most calls in her life had been. She’d been looking up a number in her cell phone when it suddenly started blinking and vibrating. Her thumb punched the answer button before she had time to process things, and the thin, tinny voice said, “Suhasini? Suhasini?”
The little screen showed Sunny’s name, but she didn’t really feel like raising the phone to her ear. Even in the afternoon it was too early in the day for Sunny. Irritated, more at herself than anything else, she punched the speakerphone button and cut the caller’s desperate “Hello?” with her own voice. “Tell me, Sunny, you need money?”
For a moment there was no answer, and she thought he’d hung up on her. Sunny had never hesitated to say anything but a hurried “Yes” when asked if he needed money. It was what made him such a good snitch.
But his voice came through again, hesitant now. “Suhasini?”
“Yes, baba, Suhasini,” she said, speaking to him as if he were a small child. “Damnit, you’re calling me, you should know who you’ve dialed. Or are you stoned again?” He might have been one of her more reliable informants, but this didn’t mean she liked him.
“Listen, Suhasini, Triloki gave me something for you.”
“So?” She thought it was odd that Triloki would give
Sunny anything for her. Triloki knew where her office was if he needed to send anything. He’d been her senior partner, after all, until she’d found him blackmailing one of their clients.
They hadn’t been in touch for the last two years despite the fact that the private investigator community in Delhi was such a small one. Her annoyance with Sunny became one pitch higher. Sunny had always been a resource for Suhas-ini. She was the one who had found him stealing the drugs from the hospital and decided that he was better use as an informant than in jail. It was bad form to tap somebody else’s snitch. It made the informants uncomfortable and more nervous than they already were. But Triloki had always taken liberties; she liked to think it was his way of flirting with her. Maybe she had been eager for that, for him to cross boundaries, to be more than just business partners, which was why the betrayal had hurt so badly.
“He said to get it to you quick. Gave it to me yesterday.
Said it had to do with Arjun Singh.”
“The politician?”
“No, no, the collector—you know, old things, what do you call them, un-teek things …”
Un-teek? she thought, until the sounds rearranged themselves. Antique. Arjun Singh, the antique collector. She’d heard of him.
“The one who lives near Nizamuddin?” she asked.
“Closer to Ashram, in a haveli near Hotel Rajdoot.”
“Yeah, yeah, near the railway station, not the dargah. Why don’
t you bring it over and stop pissing yourself?”
She’d been pushing him since the mention of Triloki’s name, but even she knew when she’d gone too far. This wasn’t her usual style. Detective work, like all good intelligence, relied on confidence building. You didn’t build much with rudeness and insults.
“Busy, I’m busy. You want it, you come yourself.” His voice was brusque, the whine gone from it in his attempt at manliness.
“Right, right,” she tried to be soft, but it was too late now, and after some useless information that was a waste of her time, he hung up. She would catch him for lunch, and maybe he would speak after being fed. It was only much later that she realized that he hadn’t asked for money for the information, or even hinted at it.
Had she realized this immediately, it might have saved her from something, but then again, maybe not.
Arjun Singh rang right afterwards, almost as if they’d coordinated it.
“Hello?”
“May I speak with Ms. Das?” the voice on the other side said. The language was impeccable, intonation precise. She could hear money, great amounts of it, in that voice. Old money. This was a voice nurtured by wealth and generations of connections.
“Speaking,” she said, trying to clear the crudeness that had come from speaking with Sunny from her own voice.
“Ms. Das, I hear you are the best detective in Delhi,” the voice said.
“The agencies are always the best,” she found herself saying. “They have the resources. And Jaidev Triloki has a good reputation.” The last bit surprised her as it came out, and she wondered why she was still defending the man’s reputation.
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