by Steven Brust
Thirty hours later I got a practical demonstration of what "in imminent" meant. My feet were a day more sore, my legs a day more tired, and my spirits a day nastier. Virt seemed slightly amused at either my discomfort or my annoyance; Aelburr seemed lost in thought, and Napper, still scowling as before, appeared the only sane one of the lot of us. In any case, our entire tent was informed we'd be doing four hours of picket duty in the middle of the night, which made Virt nod sagaciously, Napper scowl menacingly, and Aelburr shrug philosophically. Then, an hour later, Rascha called me aside and informed me that I was excused and was not expected to do picket duty after all, and then she turned away before I could ask her why. I cursed under my breath.
"What is it, Boss? You enjoyed it so much last night that you want to do a double-shift tonight?"
"No, I just resent the implication that I'm not as reliable as anyone else."
"Getting a bit touchy, are we?"
"Bug off."
About then a mixed group of strangers—say a hundred of them—came rolling into camp on wagons pulled by horses. By mixed I mean I identified at least a couple of Vallista, and a few Teckla, and some Dragons. I looked an inquiry at Virt, who said, "Engineers."
"Ah. What will they be engineering?"
"Defenses. Earthworks. Bulwarks. We're apparently going to be required to hold this position."
"This position? Where in blazes are we?"
"You'll see the Eastern Mountains in the daylight."
"Oh. I guess we made good time today."
"We did at that." I recalled Sethra's plans, and then wished I hadn't known them, because I suddenly got the impression that our entire company was a marker on a gameboard that she was going to be maneuvering around with no concern for the individuals who comprised it. In an effort to distract myself, I strained my eyes eastward, but in the failing light couldn't see any mountain.
"We're pretty high up, Boss; I can tell you that much."
"How?"
"It's noticeably harder to fly."
"Why should it be harder to fly just because you're starting higher?"
"That's for you higher order animals to figure out; we avians just do our business on instinct."
"You're not an avion, you're a reptile."
"I still don't know why it works that way."
"If you had opposable thumbs you probably would."
"You want to drop that opposable thumbs bit, Boss?"
I suddenly had the impression that there was something I'd meant to do, something I should be thinking about, something … oh. Right.
"Who is it?"
"Morrolan."
"What do you want?"
"Aren't you even going to thank me, Vlad?"
"For what?"
"There's never been a soldier born who wasn't grateful to get out of midnight guard duty."
"I see. No, I don't think I'm going to thank you. I take it this is a good night to act?"
"The Captain is expecting you, and I'll be there."
"On my way," I said, relieved to know that I hadn't been let out of picket duty because they didn't trust me, and then annoyed with myself for caring.
I made my way through the camp toward where the Captain's tent should be.
"This way, Boss."
"Thanks."
It was very dark by this time, but I found it with Loiosh's directions and by hearing the flap of the banner. Then I wandered around it like an idiot until I found the entrance. The worst part of this nonsense was that I kept finding myself doing things I wasn't good at, and that meant looking stupid, in front of my-self if no one else, and I've always hated that. I clapped outside of the tent.
"Enter," said the Captain, and at the same time I heard Morrolan's voice: "Please come in."
"Well," I said, stepping in. "How pleasant that we should all run into each other here."
"Sit down, Vlad," said Morrolan.
I did so. I tried to read the expression on the Captain's face, but I couldn't quite make it out. But from the instant I'd stepped into the tent, things were different, and I think he sensed it: I was no longer one of his soldiers; now I was something else, though he wasn't certain what. I suspect I enjoyed the sensation more than he did.
"Their nearest outpost is three miles northeast of us," Morrolan began without preamble. "We can expect an attack tomorrow."
"Which means I have things to do tonight."
"Yes."
"What, exactly, do you want?" Morrolan said, "Captain?"
The Captain's eyes widened, then he grunted, as if it all made sense to him now. "Let me think. We're still planning … uh … "
"You may speak in front of Vlad."
He grunted again. "We're still planning a withdrawal to the southeast?"
"Yes."
He considered some more, then said, "How much of his army are we facing?"
"About a third. We know another third is marching to reinforce, and he probably has a division that's trying to move around our flank."
"What if he decides not to attack? Maybe he'll wait for the other divisions to arrive. Functionally, they're an outpost; they're losing a big part of their advantage right from the start if they launch an attack."
"They may not; if they don't, we'll attack."
The Captain shook his head. "We're an advance guard. I don't like the idea of attacking."
"We won't commit a great deal of force, just enough to encourage a counterattack."
"Right. I know. But if they don't counterattack?"
"We have sufficient force to overrun this outpost. If they won't counterattack, we'll take it and let them try to take it back from us. As far as Sethra is concerned, that's just as good."
"She's the general."
"Yes, she is. But, in any case, Fornia is very aggressive. Sethra thinks he'll test us tomorrow."
"All right. In that case, assuming he is planning a morning assault, anything that will delay it for even an hour or two would be useful. I'd like to give the engineers a little more time."
Morrolan nodded and said, "Vlad?"
I shrugged. "I don't know this work. How would I go about it?"
"There are a number of possibilities," said Morrolan.
The Captain said, "Do you care if they identify it as sabotage right away?"
"All things being equal, it would be better if they didn't, but that's not a high priority."
"Okay, then. What if you just went in and put holes in their water barrels? They're going to need coffee, or at least water, before they go into action. That should set them back a bit."
"Not very elegant," I said. "But I should be able to do it."
"I have a better idea," said Morrolan, with a sudden glint of humor in his eyes. "I believe you are going to like this, Vlad."
"I'll just bet," I told him …
Thirty-four hours earlier I had been on picket duty, assigned to make sure no one could get in the camp unseen; now I was on the other side, trying to do exactly that. This side felt more natural to me, and my new sympathy with the opposition didn't get in my way.
Loiosh flew overhead, keeping an eye out for exactly where they were stationed, as I moved slowly toward where I had been told the enemy was camped. My feet made no sounds, my grey cloak blended into the night, and in my left hand was a small rod that would alert me well before I crossed the line of any sort of detection spell.
"Anything, Loiosh?" I asked, just because the silence was hard on my nerves.
"Not yet, Boss."
"Maybe they've packed up and left."
"I'll believe it if you will."
Then, "Found 'em, Boss. Three of them, straight ahead of you."
"I'll bear to the left, then."
"It's clear that way."
I kept moving, not too fast, avoiding any abrupt motions. Now I could see the embers of campfires, which not only gave me a target but made it harder for me to be spotted from within the camp. I remembered from last night that I'd only rarely looked back towa
rd the camp; my attention had been focused outward. Still, I made certain not to stand between any of the fires and the picket spot Loiosh had identified.
There should have been an interior line of pickets as well, and there probably was, but I didn't see them and they didn't see me. Once I was in the camp it was easier; the fires had mostly burned down, and nearly everyone was asleep. I walked with confidence, as if I belonged there, and the few guards who were wandering around pretty much stared through me. '
"Do you see their banner?"
"Forty yards, this way."
I went that way. Light glowed from the overlarge tent to which Loiosh directed me, the flickering light of lamps. As I got closer I heard low voices—officers, no doubt, discussing plans for the morrow, when our "advance guard" would be "tested" by their "outpost."
There was a guard posted right in front of the tent, a very inconvenient place. But that was all right.
"Okay, Loiosh. Take it away."
"I'm there, Boss."
He launched himself from my shoulder and swooped on the guard, missing his head by about three feet. The guard swore and took a step back. Loiosh swooped again. The guard drew his sword and took an aimless swipe into the air. I drew a knife from my belt and found the flagpole.
It took about a second to cut the rope, and the banner slid down silently. Another second, and I was holding the banner in my hands. I slipped into the darkness behind a nearby tent and said, "Okay, Loiosh. I've got it. One down."
"I'll be there in a while, Boss."
"Loiosh … "
"Oh, come on, Boss. I'm having fun."
"Loiosh."
"All right, I'm coming."
Someone from inside the tent called, "What's that ruckus?" but I didn't hang around to hear the answer.
The others were easier; they were next to dark tents that had no sentries posted outside of them. It was just a matter of being careful and, as always, not getting caught. All in all it took about an hour, and then another twenty minutes to work my way back to our own lines.
Just for practice, I snuck past our own sentries and made my way to the Captain's tent. There was a sentry there, too, but to him I announced myself. He glanced at the bundle in my arms but didn't seem to recognize what it was. He announced me, then pulled aside the flap. The Captain and Morrolan were sitting around the Captain's table, drinking wine. I tossed my bundle onto the floor and said, "I'll have some of that, if you've any left."
"I think we can spare some," said Morrolan.
The Captain looked at the banners and laughed. "Well done," he said. "How many did you get?"
"Eleven."
"Well, well. We've captured eleven colors and haven't drawn sword. I wonder if history records its equal?"
"I very much doubt it," said Morrolan.
I drank some wine. Wine tastes especially good after you've pulled off something scary and you're easing up on muscles you hadn't known were tense.
"Any trouble?" said Morrolan.
"Nothing Loiosh couldn't handle."
"Heard and witnessed, Boss."
"Shut up, Loiosh."
The Captain said, "We ought, then, to have gotten a couple of hours' reprieve while they rig up some new colors, but we can't count on it. That means I still need to check on the earthworks."
"And you, Vlad," put in Morrolan, "should catch some rest. Tomorrow you stand to battle."
"Heh," I said. "What makes you think I'll be there?"
He shrugged and didn't answer, which left nothing to say, so I finished my wine and went off to get some sleep.
I think Morrolan's little scheme worked. At any rate, it wasn't until the ninth hour of the morning that they commenced their assault on our position.
10
Run Away! Run Away!
I scanned the faces before me; mostly I was looking at warriors, all of them large and, well, scary-looking. Most of them were Dragonlords, but I saw at least two Dzurlords among them. They were all noticeably lacking in sympathy. Behind them were the sorcerers, and, though I couldn't see him, I knew Fornia was behind them somewhere, watching the progress of the battle—the slaughter—and making decisions that would let his forces do more of the slaughtering. That, after all, was what war was about.
Someone came forward, a Dragonlord I'd never seen before. He said, "I am Jurg'n e'Tennith. You are here to ask for terms?" He seemed doubtful. He probably didn't think Morrolan would send an Easterner.
I said, "Not exactly."
"To negotiate, then?"
I was considering how to answer this when someone else pushed his way through the warriors, and I recognized Ori. He said, "He's no negotiator; he's an assassin. Kill him."
Well, I reflected, that certainly put the negotiations on a different footing. Now would be a really good time to hear the juice-drum signaling "charge," and have the company come suddenly to my rescue. Unfortunately, I'd left them rather far behind, and any drum I was likely to hear would be support for those in front of me; not that they needed it.
All of which reminds me that I never much cared for the sound of the juice-drum, and provides another splendid opportunity to leave you hanging for a while. Don't worry, I'll come back to the fight in a little bit.
Where was I? Oh, yes: the juice-drum.
I'd pretty much hated it since the first time its call had woken me up earlier than I'd had to get up since I quit running a restaurant. It had woken me up even earlier than usual the morning of the attack. That day there wasn't a nearby creek, so those in charge had set up casks of water. I forced myself to shave. Shaving in cold water, by the way, isn't as much fun as they say. I decided it was a good omen, however, that I didn't cut myself. Virt, who was next to me at the water casks, explained that one difference between an elite corps and the usual sort of conscript army was that we were trusted to get ourselves up in the morning; in a conscript army the corporals came through the tents throwing everyone out and striking them with sticks if they weren't fast enough.
"And they aren't killed?"
"Corporals are hardly ever killed by conscripts. Officers, now, have to be a little careful."
I wanted her to explain that, but the juice-drum cut in again, and I realized with a kind of horror that I recognized the particular rattle and bang as the call to breakfast. Of course, there was a kind of horror associated with breakfast, too.
I tried forcing plain coffee down my throat, but only managed a swallow before I had to give up. Around me, everyone was swilling the stuff like it was peach brandy. I shrugged and ate a few biscuits, washing them down with water. Then I wandered back toward our tent, and only then noticed that, during the night, dirt had been piled up between us and the enemy camp, forming a kind of wall. Okay, now I knew what earthworks were.
Someone I didn't recognize came by and dumped a pile of javelins in front of the tent. Aelburr, who was standing there, picked up three of them, Virt did the same. That left six. I looked at them, then at Virt, then I picked up three of them.
Aelburr said, "You know how to use one of these?"
I thought he was asking about the javelin until I noticed he was handing me a whetstone. Wisecracks passed through my mind, but I only said, "Yes," and took it. He passed me a small flask of oil. There was already, all around, the scraping sound of weapons being sharpened. I added my voice to the chorus, but I only sharpened the javelins and my sword; I was feeling a bit bashful about my collection of nasties.
The bloody damn drum called out again. I hadn't heard that drum call before, and I hated it that I could tell it was unfamiliar. I asked Aelburr what it was. "It's called," he said, " 'Corporal's Tears.' It means squad leaders report to the Captain. They're getting final instructions for the battle." My heart skipped a beat, but I kept my face expressionless.
"Loiosh, keep your eyes opened for a good time to make myself scarce. Preferably before the fighting starts."
"Noted, Boss."
I continued sharpening javelins. Virt said, "How far
did you throw that thing?"
"About sixty-five or seventy yards."
"All right, ignore the first command to launch; if you wait for the second they should be in about the right place. The first throw is just for annoyance anyway; the last two we send at them quickly, and you can aim."
"From that far away we should have time for more than two casts."
"You'd think so, wouldn't you? But over this kind of terrain, you'd be amazed at how fast they can cover ground at a charge. Depending on what sort of troops we're up against, of course."
"Do the javelins do any good?"
"A little. We dent some shields, anyway."
"Shields? They have shields? Why don't we get to have shields?"
"Do you know how to use a shield?"
"Uh … no. But still they'll have them."
"Probably. As I said, depends who we're up against. If it's cavalry, they won't have shields, but then we'll have other problems."
"Cavalry?"
"Or it might be a spear phalanx, in which case the javelins will be pretty much a waste of time, and we'll have to countercharge and try to flank them. It's up to the enemy what they throw at us. That's the advantage of attack."
"So, what do we have instead of shields?"
"We're light infantry. We have javelins and the capability to maneuver quickly."
"Oh, good."
"Boss, why do you care? You won't be there."
"I know. But I can't help thinking about what it would be like. This is no place for a self-respecting assassin."
"You knew that all along."
"Not viscerally."
The engineers came by, with more dirt to unload, build up, tramp down. I realized for the first time that as they went they were also digging a ditch in front of the thing. Virt and I watched them.
I said, "What do they do when it rains?"
"Hope there's a lot of wood around."
"For what?"
"For—"
And the juice-drum started up again.
"I've heard that one before," I said.
"Strike camp."