by Delaney, JP
Playing Nice is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are the products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
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Contents
Cover
Title Page
Copyright
Epigraph
Chapter 1: Pete
Chapter 2
Chapter 3: Pete
Chapter 4: Pete
Chapter 5
Chapter 6: Maddie
Chapter 7: Maddie
Chapter 8: Pete
Chapter 9: Maddie
Chapter 10: Pete
Chapter 11: Maddie
Chapter 12
Chapter 13: Pete
Chapter 14: Maddie
Chapter 15: Pete
Chapter 16: Maddie
Chapter 17
Chapter 18: Pete
Chapter 19: Maddie
Chapter 20: Pete
Chapter 21
Chapter 22: Maddie
Chapter 23
Chapter 24: Maddie
Chapter 25: Maddie
Chapter 26
Chapter 27: Maddie
Chapter 28
Chapter 29: Pete
Chapter 30
Chapter 31: Pete
Chapter 32: Pete
Chapter 33: Maddie
Chapter 34: Pete
Chapter 35
Chapter 36: Pete
Chapter 37: Pete
Chapter 38: Pete
Chapter 39: Pete
Chapter 40
Chapter 41: Pete
Chapter 42: Maddie
Chapter 43: Pete
Chapter 44: Maddie
Chapter 45
Chapter 46: Maddie
Chapter 47: Pete
Chapter 48
Chapter 49: Maddie
Chapter 50: Maddie
Chapter 51: Pete
Chapter 52
Chapter 53
Chapter 54: Pete
Chapter 55: Maddie
Chapter 56
Chapter 57: Pete
Chapter 58: Maddie
Chapter 59
Chapter 60: Pete
Chapter 61: Pete
Chapter 62
Chapter 63: Pete
Chapter 64: Maddie
Chapter 65
Chapter 66: Pete
Chapter 67: Pete
Chapter 68
Chapter 69: Maddie
Chapter 70: Maddie
Chapter 71: Maddie
Chapter 72: Pete
Chapter 73
Chapter 74: Maddie
Chapter 75: Maddie
Chapter 76: Maddie
Chapter 77: Pete
Chapter 78
Chapter 79: Maddie
Chapter 80
Chapter 81: Maddie
Chapter 82: Pete
Chapter 83: Maddie
Chapter 84: Maddie
Chapter 85: Maddie
Chapter 86: Maddie
Chapter 87
Chapter 88: Pete
Chapter 89: Pete
Chapter 90: Pete
Chapter 91: Maddie
Chapter 92: Pete
Chapter 93: Pete
Chapter 94: Maddie
Chapter 95: Maddie
Chapter 96: Maddie
Chapter 97: Maddie
Chapter 98: Maddie
Chapter 99: Maddie
Chapter 100: Maddie
Chapter 101
Chapter 102: Pete
Chapter 103: Pete
Chapter 104: Pete
Chapter 105: Pete
Chapter 106: Pete
Chapter 107
Chapter 108: Maddie
Chapter 109: Maddie
Chapter 110: Pete
Chapter 111
Chapter 112: Maddie
Acknowledgments
By JP Delaney
About the Author
Then spake the woman whose the living child was unto the king, for her bowels yearned upon her son, and she said, O my lord, give her the living child, and in no wise slay it. But the other said, Let it be neither mine nor thine, but divide it.
—1 KINGS 3:26
1
PETE
IT WAS JUST AN ordinary day.
If this were a color piece or a feature, the kind of thing I used to write on a daily basis, the editor would have rejected it just for that opening sentence. Openers need to hook people, Pete, she’d tell me, tossing my pages back at me across my desk. Paint a picture, set a scene. Be dramatic. In travel journalism especially, you need a sense of place. Take me on a journey.
So: It was just an ordinary day in Willesden Green, north London.
Because the fact is, before that knock on my door, it was just an ordinary day. An unusually nice one, admittedly. The sun was shining, the air was crisp and blue. There was still some snow on the ground, hiding in corners, but it had that soft sugary look snow gets when it’s all but melted, and none of the kids streaming into the Acol Road Nursery and Preschool could be bothered to get their mittens wet trying to scoop it up for snowballs.
Actually, there was one small thing out of the ordinary. As I took Theo into the nursery, or rather followed him in—we’d given him a scooter for his second birthday, a chunky three-wheeler he was now inseparable from—I noticed three people, a woman and two men, on the other side of the road, watching us. The younger man was roughly my age, thirty or so. The other was in his fifties. Both wore dark suits with dark woolen coats over them, and the woman, a blonde, was wrapped up in a kind of fake-fur parka, the sort of thing you might see on a fashionable ski slope. They looked too smart for our part of London. But then I saw that the older man was holding a document case in his gloved hand. An estate agent, I guessed, showing some prospective buyers the local childcare facilities. The Jubilee Line goes all the way from our Tube station to Canary Wharf, and even the bankers have been priced out of West Hampstead these days.
Something about the younger man seemed familiar. But then I was distracted by Jane Tigman, whose son Zack was already starting to thrash and scream in her arms at the prospect of being lef
t. She hadn’t realized that the trick is to make sure they walk into nursery on their own rather than being carried, which simply makes the moment of separation more final. Then there was a note about World Book Day on the nursery door that hadn’t been there yesterday—God, yet another costume I’d have to organize—and after that I had to separate Theo from his helmet, gloves, and coat, stuff the gloves deep enough into the coat pockets that they wouldn’t fall out—I still hadn’t gotten around to putting name tags on them—and help him hang the coat on his peg, deep among all the others, before crouching down to give him a final pep talk.
“Okay, big man. You going to play nicely today?”
He nodded, wide-eyed with sincerity. “Yef, Dad.”
“So no grabbing. And take turns. That’s very important. Remember we said we’d take turns to choose lunch? So today it’s your turn, and tomorrow it’ll be mine. What do you want for lunch?”
“Booby smoovy,” he announced after a moment’s thought.
“Blueberry smoothie,” I repeated clearly. “Okay. I’ll make some before I pick you up. Have a good morning.”
I gave him a kiss and off he went, happy as a clam.
“Mr. Riley?”
I turned. It was Susy, the woman who ran the nursery. It looked as if she’d been waiting for Theo to go. “Can I have a word?” she added.
I snapped my fingers. “The sippy cup. I forgot. I’ll get another one today—”
“It isn’t about the sippy cup,” she interrupted. “Shall we talk in my office?”
* * *
—
“IT’S NOTHING TO WORRY about,” she said as we sat down, which of course instantly made me aware that it was definitely something to worry about. “It’s just that there was another incident yesterday. Theo hit one of the other children again.”
“Ah,” I said defensively. That was the third time this month. “Okay. It’s something we have been working on at home. According to the internet, it sometimes happens at this age if physical skills get ahead of verbal skills.” I smiled ruefully, to show that I wasn’t stupid enough to believe every parenting theory I read on the internet, but neither was I one of those entitled middle-class dads who thought that just because my son was now at nursery I wasn’t required to put any effort into being his parent anymore; or, even worse, was blind to the possibility of my little darling having any faults in the first place. “And of course, his speech is a little delayed. But I’d welcome any suggestions.”
Susy visibly relaxed. “Well, as you say, it is typical two-year-old stuff. I’m sure you know this, but it can help if you model the correct behavior. If he sees you getting cross or aggressive, he’ll come to believe that aggression is a legitimate response to stress. What about the TV programs he watches? I’m afraid even Tom and Jerry may not be appropriate at this age, at least not until the hitting stage is over. And if you play any violent videogames yourself—”
“I don’t play videogames,” I said firmly. “Quite apart from anything else, I don’t have the time.”
“I’m sure. It’s just that we don’t always think about the consequences of things like that.” She smiled, but I could almost see the thought process behind her eyes. Stay-at-home dad equals aggressive kid. She wouldn’t have asked Jane Tigman if she played Call of Duty.
“And we’re working on sharing, too,” I added. “Taking turns who chooses what to have for lunch, that kind of thing.”
“Well, it certainly sounds as if you’re on top of it.” Susy got to her feet to show the discussion was over. “We’ll keep a close watch here, and let’s hope he grows out of it.”
Understandably, then, I wasn’t thinking about the wealthy-looking couple and their estate agent as I left the nursery. I was worrying about Theo, and why he was taking so long to learn to play nicely with the other kids. But I’m pretty sure, looking back, that by the time I reached the street, the three of them were nowhere to be seen.
2
Case no. 12675/PU78B65: AFFIDAVIT UNDER OATH by D. Maguire.
I, Donald Joseph Maguire, make oath and swear as follows:
I am the proprietor and chief investigator of Maguire Missing Persons, a London-based investigative agency which traces over two hundred individuals a year on behalf of our clients. We do not advertise. All our work comes by personal referral.
Prior to starting this business, I was a senior detective with the Metropolitan Police, a position I held for thirteen years, leaving with the rank of detective inspector.
Last August I was approached by Mr. Miles and Mrs. Lucy Lambert, of 17 Haydon Gardens, Highgate, N19 3JZ. They wished me to act for them in the matter of tracing their son.
3
PETE
AT HOME, I TURNED on the coffee machine and opened my laptop. The coffee machine is a Jura, the laptop a top-of-the-line MacBook. They were the only two bits of kit I insisted on when Maddie and I started having the difficult conversations about which of us was going to stay home to look after Theo once her maternity leave was over. The idea was that I’d work from home part-time, at least when Theo got a place at nursery. Having a really good computer and a bean-to-cup coffeemaker made being a stay-at-home dad feel like a step up, a new opportunity, rather than a step down in my career.
Though actually I hate the phrase stay-at-home dad. It’s a negative, passive construction, the absence of something. No one calls women in my position stay-at-home mums, do they? They’re full-time mums, which immediately sounds more positive. Total mums, mums without compromise. Stay-at-home dad sounds like you’re too lazy or too agoraphobic to leave the house and get a proper job. Which is what many people secretly do think, actually. Or, in the case of Maddie’s parents, not-so-secretly. Her father’s an Australian businessman with political views slightly to the right of Genghis Khan, and he’s made it clear he thinks I’m sponging off her. Though he’d probably phrase it, The boy’s a bloody bludger.
There was breakfast to clear up, the recycling to sort, and toys to tidy away, but while the Jura whirred and spluttered—grinding beans, frothing milk—I threw in a load of washing and logged onto DadStuff.
Just seen a poster for World Book Day at my DS’s nursery. 7 March. Aargh! Ideas? Really don’t want to buy a ready-made costume at Sainos or the motherhood will judge me even more.
Within moments I had a reply. There’s a hard core of about a hundred of us who stay online pretty much throughout the day, coming back to the forum in between our parenting duties. Once you got used to the cliquey jargon—DS or DD means “darling son” or “darling daughter,” OP means “original poster,” while OH is “other half” and AIBU is “am I being unreasonable?”—it was reassuring to be able to throw questions out there and see what others thought.
The mouse from The Gruffalo, mate. Brown shirt, white vest, some ears on an Alice band. Sorted.
That was Honker6. I typed back:
Er, Alice band? Your DDs might go for it but we don’t even own one of those.
Greg87 wrote:
What about Peter Rabbit? Little blue jacket, paper ears on baseball hat, face-painted whiskers?
Greg being practical, as usual. Nice one, I replied, trying to remember if Peter Rabbit had ever been involved in any age-inappropriate violence that Susy the nursery head might disapprove of. You had to be careful with those Beatrix Potter books.
Then the doorbell rang, so I put my cappuccino down and went to answer it.
* * *
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ON THE STEP WAS the group I’d seen outside the nursery. My first thought was that they must have made a mistake, because our house wasn’t for sale. My second was that it wasn’t the group from the nursery, not quite: The woman was no longer with them. So maybe they weren’t house buyers, after all—they could be political canvassers, or even journalists. And my third thought, the one that immediately crowded all the others out of my
head, was that, now that I saw him up close, the younger of the two men, the one roughly my age, was the spitting image of Theo.
He had dark hair that spilled over his forehead in an unruly comma, a prominent jaw, and deep-set blue eyes—the kind of dark, boyish looks that in Theo are heart-stoppingly cute but in adults always make me think of the word saturnine, without really knowing why. Almost six feet, chunky, broad-shouldered. An athlete’s physique. There’s a picture of the writer Ted Hughes as a young man, glowering at the camera with the same lock of hair falling over his right eye. This guy reminded me of that. A chiseled, granite face, but not unfriendly.