“What the fuck!” Charlie shouted, furious at being interrupted. The coed he’d been banging was as delicious as a peach and as tight as a drum.
Keys ignored Charlie and turned on the television. “Watch this.”
“It better be great.”
“It’s better than great, Charlie. Now, pay attention.”
It was night on the screen. Flames could be seen flicking out of a few barred windows, and the spotlight of a police helicopter illuminated the prison grounds and the National Guard and state troopers massed before the high walls.
“Why did you need to interrupt the best fuck I’ve had all year to show me a prison? I’m trying to forget prison.”
“You’ll want to get reacquainted when you hear my idea. This is a shot of the Oregon State Penitentiary. Early this morning, a fight erupted between a Latino gang and members of the Aryan Brotherhood. When guards tried to intervene, several were taken hostage and the fight turned into a full-scale riot.”
“What’s your point?” Charlie whined, upset that his boner had begun to wilt.
“We’re going to Oregon, where you will offer your services as a negotiator to help end the insurrection at the prison.”
“Oregon? I don’t even know where the fuck that is.”
“The national press knows where it is. This is the lead story on every network and all the cable news shows.”
“Mickey, you don’t know squat about this kind of shit. The authorities aren’t going to let me anywhere near the prison.”
Mickey smiled. “That’s probably true but you’ll get tons of free publicity if they do. And if the governor won’t let you talk to the rioters, you look like a good guy who’s just trying to help. No matter how the riot ends, you come out smelling like a rose and you get tons of free air time.”
“What about the book tour?”
“I talked to your publisher. They agree that you should go. They’re already setting up a seminar at the home of a lawyer who published a book with them.”
Charlie lay back in bed. The coed was clutching a sheet to her chest and listening intently to the conversation.
“All right, when do we leave?”
“In about two hours.”
Charlie smiled at the girl. “That gives us enough time to finish what we started, sweet thing.
“Turn off the set and let me get back to my business,” Charlie told Keys.
The agent shook his head and left the room. Charlie felt under the sheets until he found a hot, soft place between the coed’s legs.
“I see you haven’t cooled down.”
The coed rolled over until she was breast-to-breast with Charlie.
“Fuck me hard, Charlie,” she whispered, “and when you’re done, take me with you to Oregon.”
“What?” Charlie said, pulling away a little.
A hand wrapped around his penis.
“I’m wasting my time in college. I’m so unhappy here. I want you to teach me the path to inner peace.”
Charlie wasn’t in the mood for a philosophical discussion. He also didn’t want this broad tagging along to Oregon, even if he had been sincere when he praised her sexual abilities to Mickey Keys.
“I hear you, sister, but…” Charlie started, when the soft, rhythmic motion of her hand made him forget what he was going to say.
“Please, Charlie, let me come. I’m smart. I can help, and there are other things I can do for you.”
Charlie knew he should say no, but the girl ducked beneath the sheets and the touch of her lips banished all knowledge of the English language from his brain.
CHAPTER 12
Dunthorpe was an affluent community on the outskirts of Portland, and Charlie’s seminar had been hosted in a Tudor mansion surrounded by several acres of lawn and trees. The mansion was bigger than some he’d been in since he’d become a celebrity and smaller than others. When he was in these penthouses, mansions, and estates, he felt like Alice in Wonderland. He was rich beyond his wildest dreams, but since he’d started holding his seminars he’d met people compared to whom he was a pauper. Where did all this money come from?
There was something else that seemed surreal. Charlie had grown up poor. There were evictions, there were times when there wasn’t enough food, and there was violence in his neighborhood and his life. He’d always thought that his problems would be solved if he were rich, but these people were rich and they looked to him for help in finding happiness. He didn’t get it.
Charlie was rarely alone during his year and a half in prison or the whirlwind his life had become since regaining his freedom, and he’d come to treasure the rare moments of peace and quiet he was able to salvage from his hectic existence. As soon as he finished signing copies of his book, Charlie slipped through the French windows in the library to get a breath of fresh air. There was a flower garden on the far side of the spacious lawn. Charlie wandered across the manicured grass in its direction. Delmar Epps, a muscular ex-heavyweight boxer Mickey Keys had hired, followed far enough behind to give Charlie the illusion of privacy and close enough to fulfill his duties as a bodyguard.
Everything had gone as Mickey had predicted. The authorities had refused to let Charlie be involved in the negotiations with the prisoners, so he shared none of the blame when two guards and several inmates died in a bloody shoot-out. Charlie was able to go on television and pontificate about the way things might have ended if he had been allowed to bring inner peace to the rebellious souls of the prisoners. As a result of the publicity, Charlie had packed the convention center for a citywide seminar that had brought in a tidy sum. They had also done well in Dunthorpe at this second seminar aimed at a more select audience.
After initially bitching and moaning about having to fly to the boonies, Charlie had finally conceded that he was glad Mickey had dragged him to Portland. Oregon had been a revelation for a man who had been reared in bleak, urban poverty and had just emerged from the gray of prison to take up residence in the concrete caverns of Manhattan. There were clear blue skies here, emerald green grass, and a never-ending vista of trees and flowers. The summer air was warm and unpolluted, and Charlie breathed it in, savoring a gentle breeze as he crossed the lawn.
A high hedge of arborvitae divided the lawn from the garden and muffled a spirited conversation. Charlie wanted to be alone, so he started to change direction. He stopped when a woman’s voice rose in anger. Charlie took a step into the garden and peered around the hedge. A man in tan slacks and a forest green polo shirt was arguing with a woman in a light blue dress held up by spaghetti straps.
The man, who looked to be in his late twenties, was tan and fit, with the wide shoulders and slender waist of an athlete. Charlie didn’t recognize him. But the woman was definitely familiar. She’d stood behind most of the guests at the seminar, wearing a bemused smile that told him she wasn’t buying one word of his bullshit. Charlie also remembered the woman because she was stunningly beautiful, with caramel-colored, shoulder-length hair and blue eyes that reminded him of the clear Caribbean waters he’d seen in a television commercial.
“You’re not listening, Tony,” the woman snapped. “I don’t want you bothering me. Do I have to talk to someone at the club to get you to leave me alone?”
The woman started to leave, but Tony grabbed her wrist.
“Brushing me off isn’t going to be that easy, Sally.”
Sally stopped and turned slowly until her face was inches from his.
“Take your hands off of me,” she said, emphasizing each word in an icy tone that would have frozen fire.
Emboldened by Delmar’s presence and the possibility of getting in the blonde’s pants, Charlie decided to inject himself into this volatile situation.
“Yeah, motherfucker,” Charlie said in his best prison don’t fuck-with-me voice. “Unhand the lady.”
Tony took one look at Charlie’s unimposing appearance and laughed.
“‘Motherfucker’? My, my, and here I thought you were in favor of
peace and love, Swami.”
Thanks to Freddy Clayton, Charlie hadn’t been in any fights in prison and very few on the outside, but he’d seen quite a few and had made a mental list of what worked and what didn’t. Charlie shot a fast right over Sally’s shoulder and connected with the tip of Tony’s nose, a very delicate part of the anatomy that hurts like hell when mashed. Tony’s hands flew up to his nose just as Delmar imposed his bulk between Charlie and the wounded man. The ex-boxer grabbed the fabric at Tony’s neck in one massive fist and twisted.
“This gentleman bothering you, boss?” he asked Charlie as he peeled back his jacket with his free hand so Tony could see the fancy, ivory-handled revolver wedged in his waistband.
“No, he isn’t bothering anyone anymore,” Charlie answered. “Send the gentleman on his way, Delmar, and see to his nose if it’s broken.”
Delmar dragged Tony out of the garden and Charlie turned toward the woman.
“I’m sorry you had to see that.”
“I’ve seen worse,” she answered coolly, “and I’m perfectly capable of taking care of myself.”
Charlie was surprised. He’d assumed that a society woman would be terrified and sexually aroused by violence, but this one seemed more amused than horrified. She tilted her head and studied Charlie for a moment.
“I assume these heroics were a prelude to an attempt to fuck me,” she said.
“What?!”
“Didn’t any of the ninnies at the seminar want to jump in the sack with you after hearing your patter about inner lights and personal peace?”
“I don’t…”
The woman laughed. “Looks like I’ve got you rattled.”
“Hey, when you’ve done the things I’ve done and made it through prison in one piece, nothing rattles you,” Charlie said, trying to recapture some of the high ground.
“Do tell, tough guy. Well, we’ll see. Witnessing these manly fisticuffs has made me hot,” she said in a voice devoid of sexual desire. “Think you’re ready to prove how manly you really are or do I have to hunt up someone else?”
“Yeah, okay, I’m with you,” was the best he could come back with. Charlie was usually the animal prowling the jungle for pussy. But this woman made him feel like prey.
“Then let’s get out of here. Tony’s such a jackass that he might call the cops, so it’s better if you’re not around.” She tossed him her car keys. “These are for my Porsche. You drive.”
SALLY POPE’S HOME wasn’t as grand as the mansion they’d just left but it wasn’t a shack either.
“Nice digs,” Charlie said as soon as Sally turned on the lights so he could see the stone entryway and the curved staircase that led to the second floor.
Sally didn’t waste time replying. She dropped her purse on a small table near the door and moved in on Charlie. He could feel the firmness of her breasts against his chest. Her hand slid down to his crotch and he was starting to lose it when he noticed a catcher’s mitt and a plastic bat lying on the entryway floor.
Sally felt him tense and stepped back. She saw where he was staring.
“That’s Kevin’s. He’s four, and you don’t have to worry. He’s at a sleepover, so we won’t be disturbed.”
“What about your husband? Is he at a sleepover, too?”
Sally closed her eyes for a moment and took a deep breath. “Look, Charlie, do you want to fuck or learn my family history?”
“Hey, sorry, none of my business.”
“Let’s get this out of the way, okay? My husband is United States Congressman Arnold Pope Jr. and he’s in Washington, DC, tonight, saving the country from liberals, abortionists, and criminals like you. Now, if that frightens you so much that you can’t get it up, leave. If you’re still interested in a roll in the hay, can the questions.”
“WHO WAS THAT guy you were arguing with, tonight?” Charlie asked. They were lying in the wreckage of Sally’s marital bed, lathered in sweat and resting for round three.
“A nobody, Tony Rose. He’s the tennis pro at the Westmont Country Club. He thinks we’ve been having an affair, but that term is a tad more sophisticated than I’d use to describe what we’ve been doing.”
“Why was he so pissed off?”
“I dumped him and bruised his ego.”
“You gonna dump me?” Charlie asked with a grin.
Sally rolled over so she was facing Charlie, and raised herself up on an elbow.
“Let’s get this straight, Charlie. You’re a good fuck. If you’re game, and the opportunity presents itself, we’ll meet again while you’re in Portland, but that’s it. I love my son and my husband and I’m not going to leave either one.”
Charlie was confused. “If you love Arnie Jr., how come you’re here with me?”
For the first time that evening, Sally Pope looked flustered. “That’s none of your business.”
She got out of bed, walked into the bathroom, and slammed the door. Charlie scrambled after her.
“Hey,” he said through the locked door, “I’m sorry. I shouldn’t be so nosy. Come on out and I won’t ask any more questions, promise.”
The toilet flushed and the door opened. Sally had regained her composure. She touched Charlie’s cheek.
“This has been nice, Charlie, but I’m tired. Do you mind?”
“I’m bushed too,” he said, though she’d excited him enough that he wouldn’t have minded another tussle in the sack. “I’ve got TV, radio, and another book signing in Seattle. We’re driving up in the morning, so I should get my beauty rest.”
Sally took her hand away and smiled, though her eyes were sad.
“You know,” Charlie said, “I’m going to be back here after Seattle and I’ll have a few days before we go to San Francisco.”
Sally looked thoughtful. “How would you like to hold one of your seminars at the most exclusive country club in Oregon?”
“Sounds good.”
“Let me work on it. I’ll get back to you.”
“I’ll be at my hotel again on Thursday for a book signing. You want to drop by?”
“I can’t be seen with you. You understand that?”
“Sure, but I can fix it so you can slip up without anyone seeing you.”
“I assume this is from experience?”
Charlie grinned. “I have a foolproof system. I’m in the penthouse suite and there’s a back elevator. Only one who’ll know is Delmar, and he’s already seen us together.”
“Let me think about it.”
“Great. Do you have a pen? I’ll give you my cell phone number. Call me in Seattle about the seminar and anything else you can think of.”
Charlie phoned Delmar and told him to meet him on a corner a quarter-mile from Sally’s house, so no one would see him outside. While he waited in the warm night air for his limo to arrive, Charlie tried to figure out Sally Pope. He decided that she was a sad and bitter woman. Why else would a congressman’s wife with money and looks drag him, Tony Rose, and-he guessed-a slew of other men into her bed? He felt sorry for her, but that wasn’t going to keep him from enjoying another night in bed with the woman if the opportunity presented itself.
CHAPTER 13
Life was a smooth ride for Charlie until everything went to hell on the day of the seminar at the Westmont. He hit the first bump in the road on a sunny afternoon in a bookstore in Portland. He was sitting at a table piled high with copies of The Light Within You. Delmar Epps stood a few steps behind Charlie, trying-and failing-to be inconspicuous. Seated beside Charlie was Mickey Keys, who was dressed in a tan suit, white shirt, and red tie, and looked as happy as can be. It was unusual for him to accompany a client on a book tour but Keys didn’t think of Charlie as a client; he thought of him as a gold mine and he wanted to keep a close eye on his mother lode.
In front of the table was a line that stretched around the store. It was composed of excited customers eager to purchase Charlie’s book so they could learn how to ignite the light within them and find wealth and inner
peace. When a fan reached the head of the line, Charlie would smile and ask to whom he should inscribe the book. Then he would make a cheerful, positive remark while he wrote “Never stop until you’ve turned on your Inner Light. Peace, Gabriel Sun.”
After the first few customers, Charlie went on automatic pilot. That was why it took him a second to recognize the next two men in the line.
“Hey, Charlie, long time no see,” said Gary Hass, the late Freddy Clayton’s most intelligent criminal associate. Gary was so ordinary-looking that witnesses had a hard time identifying him in a lineup. This made him markedly different from the tattooed, pierced, and steroid-inflated Werner Rollins, who stood at Gary’s shoulder and would have been perfectly at home in any barbarian horde. Unfortunately for humanity, Hass’s scarred and deformed psyche was the exact opposite of his bland appearance. A slender, if wiry, five foot seven, Gary wasn’t physically imposing but he was ruthless and he never forgot a slight, no matter how small. Gary also had the gift of patience. Get the better of him today and he would exact revenge by tying you to your bed and burning down your house long after you’d forgotten you’d ever had a run-in with him.
“Great book,” Gary said.
“Glad you liked it.”
“I liked it so much I read it more than once; especially the parts about your exciting experiences in the world of crime. Know why I had to read those parts so many times?”
“Uh, no.”
“I found them confusing, Charlie. Many of your exploits sounded both familiar and unfamiliar at the same time. I mean, I seemed to remember some of those events but not exactly the way you remembered them. For me, it was like watching a science-fiction movie where people go into a parallel universe that’s a lot like the Earth we know, but different. Like where the South wins the Civil War. You know it didn’t happen that way but if the writer is very skilled it seems realistic. See what I mean?”
“Not really. Look, it’s good seeing you but there’s a long line. I’m not supposed to talk to any one customer for more than a few minutes.”
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