by Lisa Zeidner
Love is giving something you haven’t got
to someone who doesn’t exist.
JACQUES LACAN
Contents
Title Page
Epigraph
I
II
III
IV
Acknowledgments
About the Author
Copyright
I
I packed for homelessness the way I would pack for a week in Europe—wrinkle-free, in a carry-on. Traveling light is easy in summer. Everything I owned that year seemed to be beige or gray, the palette of Roman tombstones, and airy enough to dry in a breeze, or by fan in a windowless hotel bathroom. The homeless people in cities pushing shopping carts, with their splayfooted, third-trimester walks: I saw no need to be manacled to my past, weighed down by it, when I had so little left. I floated away with no regrets. By then I was a ghost in my own life anyway.
I had no plan. The first time, I simply missed a flight. I’d been traveling for business, and had taken to packing a bathing suit for hotel pools in Scranton, Pittsburgh, Philadelphia. On weekdays, midmorning, the dollhouse-sized pools were always empty, like sets from moody foreign films. No flirting, no kids. I tried to do enough laps to lose count.
People kept telling me to take advantage of the gyms. Even the hotel clerks praised the equipment, always confidential and leering, as if sharing the address of the local S and M joint. I knew exactly the kind of men I could find bench-pressing there, but I didn’t want to socialize with them or with anyone else. I just wanted the freedom not to think. The chlorine felt soothingly medicinal. And one day I swam too long, missed a plane.
Only when I was back in my room, in the shower, did I wonder about the time, but I didn’t rush. Even when I saw that it was too late to get to the airport, I didn’t panic. My trajectory was infinitely adjustable.
This is not the attitude I had been encouraged to cultivate in sales. But for some time I had been silently recalibrating my attitude toward my job. My “career” was old enough, rooted enough, to be allowed to grow or not on its own, as my child would have done if my child hadn’t died. I was not less involved with work because my child died, though that’s what everyone thought—I felt their edgy tolerance, their benevolence and the predictable backlash from their benevolence, their confidence that they were cutting me some slack even when I was performing perfectly well.
So now I told no one who didn’t already know. There wasn’t anything to say, unless I wanted to discuss theology with strangers in airport lounges, meditate on whether one could find meaning in the statistics of highway fatalities, and I wanted to do this so little that when forced to discuss family status, I lied: I had a grown son in college, and was suffering from a mild case of empty-nest syndrome.
He was at Brown. He didn’t know his major yet. If pressed, I would add that he played tennis. If I’d had children at the old-fashioned time, right out of college myself, my son would have been college-aged.
Nothing was repressed. My husband, Kenneth, and I had clocked in the requisite hours in therapy, singly and collectively, cupping the coal of grief in burned hands, fanning our grief as it turned to ash. The therapist was a tall man with very bad vision. I could barely see his eyes through his glasses, and their magnified, amniotic softness was oddly comforting. I thought of him, sometimes, while swimming. I could still summon forth his number on my laptop, and had been told I could call him whenever I needed to talk.
But at the time, I felt fine. I called the airline, changed the flight. Still numbly tingling from swim and shower, I lay down, fell asleep.
In retrospect, I understand that my bodily clock must have already been off, the battery low or spring overwound. Since there was no reason to hurry back, to snatch a child from day care, I’d revised how I set up appointments—eliminated some return trips so I could go straight from city to city, make my days less crammed. Avoid airport rushes. Swim in the morning and nap until checkout time, or not even sleep but just drift, waiting to be hungry enough for lunch.
That day, however, I slept past checkout. The maid came in her white uniform, like a nurse. Waking, I took the hotel room for a hospital room, cringed from her tray full of hypodermics and ministrations.
I knew Ignatia from three years of business in that city, that hotel. She knew about my son. We’d actually had a scene—this was earlier, when I would still confess, because I still cried unexpectedly—when I told her about the accident and she held me, smelling of gardenia and ammonia. Then pulled out a snapshot of her grandchildren, identifying each by name and age, which I thought was interesting. Most people will try so hard not to mention their own families, and you can feel their pride to be so restrained in the face of your bad luck, but she seemed to feel it would help me to witness her abundance. “What was boy’s name?” she asked. I told her. She repeated it, smiled, and never mentioned him to me again. But she was always cheerful.
I must have looked stricken. “Oh Miss, is okay,” she assured me. “Sleepy,” I apologized, and she said, “Oh, yes. Work hard,” meaning I did, she did, or both. Then she backed herself and her cart out of the room, nodding.
Her wordless concern felt almost psychic, as if she knew about Ken, forgave him for his perfectly understandable little affair as I did, but realized that I needed some extra solicitude.
She must not have alerted the desk that I was still there. Nor did I. When I reached the lobby early that evening, the clerks were busy. I slipped my electronic key card into my purse and left. There was no thought of avoiding the charge for the extra day. But I knew instantly that I wouldn’t be charged.
I was a hard-core wage earner of the type hotel ads target. My husband was a cardiothoracic surgeon. My wallet was a garden of credit cards budding possibility, the holographic birds’ wings glinting as if poised for flight. No one would ever suspect me of fraud, though I knew enough about the rhythms of that hotel, the staffs’ frenzies and downtimes, the secret pockets, to take advantage.
Over the next week I found myself returning to this idea as I made my appointments and did my rounds, greeting housekeepers and clerks cordially as I had for the years I’d covered this territory selling medical equipment. Across a swath of country, defined as a brewing storm on a weather map, hotel clerks were friendly enough to say, “Ken called to see if you’d gotten in. Said it was urgent.” And I could retort, “No pot roast tonight,” though Ken had always been the cook in our family; he liked dishes where he got to wantonly chop and toss, as antidote to the precision of surgery. I could wave to the plainclothes detective in the lobby who was reading, just to be inconspicuous, the latest issue of Security Management, with revealing articles on methods for controlling “access-related incidents” that result in “guest property loss.”
Dollars and frequent-flier miles accrued. I was on the up-and-up, a true friend to “the lodging industry.” But more and more often, I seemed to be neglecting to return my card to the desk, until I’d developed quite a collection—pathetic, like people who save restaurant matchbooks.
Meanwhile, I’d begun to sleep later and later, until I was doing appointments in the morning and early afternoon, taking a siesta, and swimming in hotel pools at ten, eleven at night. Then midnight. (The posted signs prohibited this, but at that hour there were no pool police.) Calling room service at 2:00 AM, checking my voice mail at dusk.
Ken: “Where are you?” Ken: “I called Pittsburgh, just for fun.” Flirtatious (“I’d send flowers, if you gave me a target state”) and weary (“I am not amused”). In each call, hospital pages as background drone, steady as surf. I could imagine his bloody hands emerging from a rib cage as he rushed to answer my page. I’d interrupted surgery when I went into labor, and it was still seductive, romantic, to picture tha
t pried-apart chest being abandoned, Ken storming into Labor and Delivery still sporting his mask and butcher’s smock. How much time the both of us have spent in hospitals! The smell of it clung to us, not sanitized at all, but tacky, tumescent: the blood, the piss, the smoke in lobbies and bathrooms.
Every day I left a reassuring message. No need to torture him. But no need to discuss it, either. In fact, there didn’t appear to be any need to speak with anyone. Between fax and voice mail, I could go about my rounds invisibly, like the Wizard of Oz. Why board the plane, take the shuttle to the rental car, endure the running totals and ticket lines? Would it be possible to just stay still and concentrate—Tantric sales?
What mainly stopped me was the fact that, after eight days, my husband had thought to trace my itinerary through my credit card use. I’d been leaving my messages on the home answering machine when I knew he’d be on rounds, but he was persistent, and when he dialed at 3:00 AM, hoping I’d just pick up groggily, I did, because I was waiting for a cheeseburger and beer from room service, and it had been a while.
“Hey,” Ken said, aiming for breeziness.
“Ken, what’s wrong?”
“What’s wrong? You tell me.”
I didn’t answer fast enough. “I should never have said anything, okay?” he went on. “But Christ, I was falling apart. It’s not like—”
“It’s fine, Ken,” I said, sincerely.
“In what sense? In what sense is it ‘fine’? I called Kramer. This is a stage, remember? He warned us. Like quitting smoking—you think it’s done, you think you’re safe. You’re fuguing out. I mean, what do you need, retaliation? Go for it. But it won’t help.”
“Sex?” I said, too surprised to get the words out: “Is that what you—?” So Kenneth winced to envision hotel couplings, soothingly anonymous. Maybe that’s what he’d sought at his convention of cardiologists, though my impression was that he’d known the woman from his undergraduate days, and that their lighthearted reunion seemed like a promising way to suture past and future, chop out the unpleasant present. I understood that he never intended to bypass me. He just hoped to thrust his way past the accident’s impact, the twisted tin. For him it was not a memory. He was not there. Still. The infant in the car seat hardly bloody, but no heartbeat. Never meant to throw baby out with bathwater was what I was thinking, what I couldn’t work into a sentence, an unfortunate phrase under the circumstances, and also, still astonished, sex?
The best way I could summarize was “I love you. I’ll be home soon.”
“When?”
“Get some sleep,” I said, and went to open the door.
A college kid doing a summer job nodded to me with the skepticism due a lone woman who orders room service in the middle of the night. (After aerobic sex, I’d presumably deserve to carbo-load.) Someone’s son, with huge feet in sneakers like futuristic barges. His white uniform jacket was pointedly small, to stress that the hotel was by no means his real life. He wheeled in the cart and used a Chaplinesque flourish to remove the metal lid from the plate, grinning with a mime’s delight at the burger. I smiled back, tipped him.
Fact is, I loved the tin lid with its eye like a porthole, the cloth napkin, the carnation in the bud vase. I loved room service even when the food was tepid, the napkin reeked of ammonia. The failures were almost touching. My encounters with clerks and bellboys made me feel weirdly spiritual, as if we were preparing to rise to the occasion of flood or famine, to transcend the provincial louts we mostly were in daily life.
Especially with the housekeepers. Tips aside, I had a real rapport with them. Like them, I knew how it felt to make other people’s beds. And I knew how to use the little Spanish I had—not to insult them with hello or thank you, as if they couldn’t recognize those words in English, but if I needed something specific: hand cream, thread. Maybe I credited them with too much insight, but I sensed that many of the housekeepers, even the very young ones, recognized me as a fellow exile, someone on the lam from tragedy, grateful to humbly enter and exit my compartment of the honeycomb.
So it felt like fate that the next day saw me back at Ignatia’s hotel.
At the reception desk, I was greeted by an impressive packet of messages. Multiple, out-of-date inquiries from my husband. One from Kramer, licensed therapist, assigned to case and chase along with my brother, who had already left the phone number of his place in Maine on my pager, which I’d been mostly ignoring, because of Ken. Thus I hadn’t gotten word from the day’s main client, canceling due to a family emergency.
“Know what?” I said to the clerk processing my check-in. “I don’t need to be here.”
He laughed. “Stood up?”
“Yup. Footloose and fancy free in Cincinnati.”
“You could check out the Air Force Museum in Dayton.”
“Thanks for the tip. Why don’t I just check out, period.” He laughed as he returned my credit card.
I headed toward the bathroom, and once out of sight of the desk, toward the stairs. Went up one flight, grabbed a couple of towels from a housekeeping cart in the hallway, and took the elevator up. The pool was mine. I draped a towel over my suitcase, briefcase, and laptop case for protection, pulled out my bathing suit (still damp) from its suitcase pocket, and quickly stripped. Once safely in the bathing suit I folded my skirt, rolled my pantyhose into one shoe and tucked my watch in the other, put the shoes under the chair, and hung the suit jacket over the back, where it looked oddly exhilarating.
I swam until I got company. In a spasm, by spontaneous generation, an extended family—sisters, their brood, in town for a wedding. “No splashing!” one mother warned, shooting me the veiled look—part apology, part defiance—that women use to gauge each other’s tolerance for children.
As soon as it was polite, I took off, trying to grab my clothes and computer like a carefree person and not a fugitive.
On the fire stair I paused to slip my pumps on bare feet. With my computer case strapped over my shoulder sari-style and my wet bathing suit, I looked like some genetic experiment gone awry, Miss Universe crosshatched with an insurance salesman.
Ignatia was on the fifth floor, nonsmoking. From the end of the hall, I watched her wheel her cart into a room that was often mine. I followed.
“Good morning!” I said, laying my computer down on the desk as if it belonged there.
“Oh, hi, not finished, so sorry,” she said, handing me a dry towel from the cart. “No problem, take your time.”
I collapsed on one of the chairs, put my feet on the bed. Ignatia checked the list on her cart. “You here, in this room, you are sure?” she asked.
“No,” I said.
“Sorry?”
“I’m nowhere. Not checked in.”
She shrugged to indicate that she didn’t understand.
The night before, after Ken’s call, I’d conducted a database search about hotel security. For all the updated electronic lock systems, it appeared that master keys abounded on the black market and that, furthermore, anyone could walk into any room being cleaned, interrupt and say, “I have to use the bathroom right now.” Officially, staff would demand to see the intruder’s room key or ID, but most housekeepers didn’t feel they were paid enough to be guards. So, technology aside, it was still just like Cary Grant slipping into the imaginary FBI agent’s hotel room in North by Northwest. You could march right up, rifle through another man’s jacket pockets. I wanted no cameras or cash; I just wanted to lie down on Little Bear’s bed, like Goldilocks.
“Just need to dry off,” I told Ignatia. “Take a nap, then I’m catching a plane. I won’t stay.”
She gave me an appraising look. “No work?”
“Not today.”
“Husband good?”
“Oh, he’s fine, Ignatia.”
“How long?”
“Just a couple of hours.”
“No. Poor little boy.”
“Oh, it’s not that. I just—”
“Young,” she sai
d, pointing to my belly. “Don’t worry. Home better. Travel no good—” she made gentle circles in the air, then scattered them, to indicate the pregnancy I was failing to achieve, because frequent travel was throwing off my menstrual cycles.
I laughed. I couldn’t help it. She was right, of course. I had the circadian rhythms of a cicada.
“Rest,” she said, “but then go home. Airplane, hotel—air no good.”
“That’s true, Ignatia.”
As she swept by me to change the sheets, I stood up to help her. This time she laughed. “No pay is good you help,” she said, and we stood on opposite sides of the bed to unfold the blank flag of a sheet together.
I stayed in the Cincinnati hotel for two-and-a-half days, one in that room, which had not been booked again after I changed my mind. The next day I watched a man down the hall leave his room—I’d stayed in that room before too, and just happened to have the key in my collection. The articles forewarned that hotel management sometimes neglects to rekey when a key card is not returned to them, especially in smaller, less computerized establishments. So if the room happens not to have been rented in the interim, you’re made in the shade. This man, however, was encumbered by so much luggage that he did not even manage to click the door shut behind him.
I hung the DO NOT DISTURB sign on the doorknob, ate a couple of pieces of toast that my predecessor had left from breakfast and drank the last bit of lukewarm coffee from his personal pot, checked his bed for hair.
Ignatia came in the following morning and shook her head at me with a parent’s firm concern. “You clean up and go,” she ordered, and I did as she said.
The timing was perfect, as the client who had stood me up earlier in the week was now back at her desk after her father’s double bypass, delighted with the variety and vigor of her daily life in the way that only visiting hospitals as a healthy person can make you.