“We gotta get out of here, Miss Jules,” the Rhino shouted over the tearing snarl of his P90. “This particular pachyderm is feeling very much like an endangered species right now.”
Jules poked her weapon above the rim of the concierge desk and squeezed off a short burst.
“Totally with you. My ass is way too pert after all the exercise I’ve had recently to have it shot off by Henry fucking Cesky’s goons.”
That was what really hurt. Not her busted shoulder or the flesh wound she’d picked up just over her left hip that was leaking blood at an alarming rate. It was the fact that their entire trip to New York—a hazardous, grotesquely expensive, and diabolically difficult exercise in subterfuge, risk taking, and really, really hard work on that fucking road clearance gang—it was all a fucking crock. There were no Rubin documents, no maps of the Sonoma oil field, no title deeds, no contracts for exploration and extraction, nothing. There was nothing but a fucking trap, which they had walked into like a pair of numpty fucking nuff-nuffs. There probably wasn’t even a Rubin. After all, they’d never met the guy face-to-face, just his supposed fucking lawyer. And he had sent them on a fucking cross-country snipe hunt for the sole purpose of delivering them to an address in New York, the most dangerous city in the world, where they could be ambushed by a bunch of hired guns and their bodies added to the mass graves of thousands of pirates and soldiers and ragheaded lunatics who were all going to be plowed under by the time this was finished.
And all because she kicked him off the boat back in Acapulco.
Jesus fucking Christ, but some people knew how to hold a grudge.
The Rhino crab-walked sideways a couple of feet from his last firing position to retrieve his battered-looking Viking helmet. It was badly dented and one of the horns was broken, but he put it back on after pushing the flap of skin hanging down from his forehead back under the rim. With so much blood coursing from that wound down his face and over his chest, he looked like a true barbarian as he popped up and loosed another short burst over the top of the concierge desk. She wasn’t quite sure, but Jules thought that maybe there was slightly less fire coming their way than before. The taunting had certainly dropped off as their would-be murderers concentrated on the job at hand. The Rhino was pretty sure he’d taken out one of them with a head shot, and she knew for a laydown certainty that she’d pretty much scythed off the arm of another attacker who foolishly had jumped up to taunt them some more about how stupid they were for believing in fairy tales and how much Mr. Cesky was going to reward him for killing and raping her, possibly in that order.
“How’s your ammo?” the Rhino shouted.
“Three and a half clips. How about yours?”
“I’m afraid I’m down to my last, Miss Jules.”
“Jesus Christ, Rhino. This isn’t a fucking video game, you know.”
The deep bass boom of a shotgun thundered three times in rapid succession just before Jules heard the dry click of a hammer striking an empty chamber. She launched herself upward, bringing the P90 around with her good hand and sighting on a figure who was charging toward them through the shattered remains of the lobby windows. As he leapt a good three feet into the air to clear a jagged fang of broken glass, she fired, punching a hypersonic lead fist into his center mass while he was still airborne. He screamed briefly, but the concentrated swarm of lethal projectiles disassembled his lungs, air passages, and throat, instantly reducing his protest to a wet, strangled gargle.
Jules saw her chance as he dropped like a sack of old shit to the floor.
“Go,” she cried out, pointing at the fire escape door a few feet away. “Go now.”
The Rhino got moving with surprising speed, accelerating from a lumbering start to a full-throated charge in less than a second. He hit the door with all his mass, and it crashed inward while Jules crouched and fired short discrete bursts whenever she saw color or movement outside. No sooner had the Rhino entered the stairwell than he swung his weapon around the corner and began to provide covering fire for her. Jules ran, heedless of the pain in her shoulder and hip, firing her weapon blindly as she held it across her body. A few shots chased her into the fire escape, but they were poorly aimed and she made it without a mishap.
“So what do we do now?” the Rhino asked.
“We go up, quickly. Come on. Move it.”
They hit the stairs at a sprint from a standing start, or as close to a sprint as they could manage in the extremes of exhaustion and stress. Jules could feel her thighs burning with lactose buildup after three flights. That was enough for her. Dizzy from blood loss, she shouldered open the door and tumbled into a hallway. It was an unremarkable space: elevator doors, dead potted plants, an empty water dispenser, and the remains of the Disappeared everywhere. Something about them caught her eye, but she was too busy to stop and think about it.
“Come on, we got to get ourselves barricaded in,” she puffed.
The Rhino was laboring and wheezing a little bit, too, which was only to be expected given how much more weight he had to haul up the stairs with a bunch of murderous thugs on their heels. It didn’t slow him down much, however. He continued at high speed through the doors of an office directly in front of the elevators and the fire escape they had just emerged from. Jules followed him, dodging out of the way as he began to throw desks and filing cabinets up against the entrance. There was no chance of hiding now, no pretense of stealth. He was trying to build a barrier from which they might fight. She tried to help as best she could with her wounds, tossing a couple of office chairs out into the hallway, where they might trip anybody who came out of the stairwell at speed. She kept her gun trained on the entrance, using her injured arm.
After a few minutes, she judged the impromptu defenses good enough and called out to the Rhino, who was about to turn over a heavy, old-fashioned manager’s desk as a second line of defense. Julianne took up position covering the fire escape and waited for the next phase of the attack to begin. She expected the Rhino to join her and had one of her spare mags ready for him. After a tense minute, however, she realized he wasn’t coming.
“Rhino! Excuse me, Rhino. I thought this would appeal to you. Glorious fucking death in a hopeless last stand and all that. Remember the Alamo? We’ve even got the fucking Mexicans for it. So do you think I could get a little bit of help out here, you know, with me being a mere lady and having one gammy wing and all?”
“Sorry, Miss Jules,” he said, finally appearing at her side clutching a sheaf of papers. “I found something.”
“It would want to be something really special to distract you from seeing off this bunch of villains who are … hmm … let’s see, oh, that’s right, trying to fucking kill us!”
The Rhino accepted the spare magazine from Julianne and took up a firing position behind a couple of filing cabinets and an overturned desk.
“Have a look at these,” he said. “I’ll cover the door.”
“You’ve got to be kidding me.”
“Rhinos do not kid, Miss Jules. We charge and we gore. And that’s about it. Go on, have a look; it won’t take long.”
Jules glanced down for the briefest moment at the papers he handed her. One of them seemed to be a hand-drawn map of the midtown area covered in circles and arrows and Arabic writing. She tossed it on the floor.
“Oh, for fuck’s sake, Rhino. What do we care about any of this? And where are Cesky’s men? They should be blundering in here by now.”
The Rhino maintained his steady aim at the door through which they expected the contract killers to come, but he wasn’t letting the issue of the documents go.
“Miss Jules, this place is full of this stuff. And none of it’s old. There’s ration packs, empty drink bottles, muddy boot prints everywhere, and lots and lots of paperwork like this. Jules, I think this used to be some kind of jihadi pirate command post.”
Julianne’s heart had only just begun to slow down after the the shock of the ambush downstairs, but it began hammering
away again as she took in the import of what the Rhino had just said. Cesky’s crew could not be very far away now. They had to be sneaking up the stairs as quietly as possible, which gave her all the more reason to be anxious. She had been hoping they’d come running through the door like macho fools, pants down around their ankles as they tripped over in front of her so she could put a bullet into each of their skulls with as little fuss and bother as possible.
Not to be, apparently.
A quick reconnaissance of the office confirmed what the Rhino had just said. It looked like it had been occupied until quite recently and abandoned with some haste.
“Rhino, I think we might have made—”
“Put the guns down. Lace your fingers behind your heads. Get down on your knees and shut the fuck up.”
The voice was soft but menacing. Jules almost jumped out of her skin as she spun around.
“Whoa, lady, back off,” the Rhino protested as he turned and saw the figure in black combat fatigues who somehow had materialized behind them, glaring at him with an expression as serious as heart disease. She traversed the muzzle of her weapon, some sort of assault rifle with an underslung grenade launcher, from the Rhino to Jules and back again with a minimum of fuss. Julianne had no doubt that she could and would drill them both in the space of a heartbeat. The only thing that gave her any hope was the woman’s American accent and her military fatigues.
“I don’t know who you are, GI Jane,” she said, “but some very unpleasant characters are going to come spilling through that door behind us any moment now, and they will be shooting at everything on this side of the room.”
“Not gonna happen,” said the woman. “And I said get down on the floor. I will shoot you in the knee if I have to.”
“But …”
The muzzle of the assault rifle dropped until it was pointing at the Rhino’s kneecap.
“You look like a fucking Minnesota fan in that dumbass helmet,” the woman said. “I lost money on those useless fucking Vikings once. Just so you know.”
He didn’t need telling twice, laying down his weapon as he quickly knelt and placed his hands behind his head. “Just get down, Jules,” he said. “At least that way you’ll be behind cover when they get here.”
The woman shifted her aim to Julianne, who decided the Rhino was right. She quickly followed his lead and dropped to her knees, laying down her P90 and trying to raise both arms above her head. She winced as her injured arm and flank flared with pain.
“It’s okay,” the woman said. “The arm in the sling you can leave.”
“Lady, really,” said the Rhino. “You’re making a big mistake. What are you, some kind of forward air controller? We’re not the bad guys here. They’re coming up the stairs after us.”
The woman adjusted her position slightly to put more of the impromptu barricade between herself and the fire exit. But she didn’t seem particularly concerned.
“If you’re talking about the comedy relief downstairs, you can relax. They’re all dead. Eight hostiles. Two of them neutralized in your first exchange of fire. One more as he tried to enter the building—”
“Hey, I got him,” Jules said.
“Congratulations,” the woman replied. “You killed a moron at close range with an extremely powerful submachine gun. I’d give you a gold star, but I’m fresh out. And … there’s five more dumbass mantones deader than disco down in the lobby. Was that all of them?”
Jules felt the muscles in her back relax just fractionally as the threat of being shot down from behind by Cesky’s men seemed to recede a little. An even greater threat appeared to have materialized in front of them, however, in the form of this crazy ninja bitch with the boiler suit fetish.
“We don’t know how many of them there were,” Jules said. “They ambushed us. There wasn’t time for taking roll call. I’m sorry.”
The woman appeared to be processing the same details that the Rhino had tried to draw to her attention. The abandoned supplies and refuse. The tactical documents. Even a couple of cheap, soiled foam mattresses. It was then that Jules had a moment of clarity about what she had seen as they emerged from the fire exit at a rush. The remains of the Disappeared had all been pushed up against the walls as though they’d been swept there.
The Rhino was right. This place had been used recently.
“Ma’am, I hope you don’t think me too forward,” he said, smiling but being very careful to keep his hands in place behind his oversized noggin. “But the name is Rhino A. Ross. Formerly of the United States Coast Guard. Now more of a freelance operator in the way of legitimate salvage and—”
“Shut up, tubby, or I’ll demonstrate the radical weight-loss benefits to be had from a close-up discharge of a Mossberg 500 shotgun. You look to me like you could do with some trimming down.”
“Goddamn but you’ve got some spunk there, woman,” he shot back, practically beaming and apparently not at all put out at having his ample frame so cruelly traduced. “Really, where you from? You AFSOC? CIA—”
“It’s the NIA now, you fucking wanker,” Jules corrected him. “I already told you that.”
The black-clad commando kept her gun on them while she gathered a couple of pieces of paper from a nearby desk, giving them a cursory once-over.
“No,” the woman said. “None of those. I’m the person who took out the five hitters from the Guerrero cartel while you were up here building your little kiddy fort. So let’s proceed on the assumption that you owe me, since I have the gun and I saved you both from a life-changing episode of humiliating ass fuckage by a bunch of sombrero-wearing gaucho dipshits. So, introductions. Who the fuck are you? What the fuck are you doing here? And what do you know about the people who were using this place before you?”
“Goddamn,” the Rhino marveled. “You have to be CIA. Old-school, too. What were you, like, hunting bin Laden up in the Tora Bora when the Wave hit? Did I mention, ma’am, that I served my full hitch in the U.S. Coast Guard? Makes us almost colleagues, don’t you think? So perhaps I could get up off my knees now, which trouble me more than they used to, what with me being an aging Rhino these days and—”
“No,” she said. “You can stay right where you are for the moment. And you, lady, what’s your name and backstory? Judging by your accent, I’m guessing some kind of desperado from Tatler magazine.”
“Oh, please,” said Jules. “Don’t make me roll my eyes. My family were murdering Frenchies at Agincourt under their own heraldic banners when most of those arriviste try-hards were still gathering dog turds at tuppence a ton for the local fucking tannery.”
The woman grinned at that, just the ghost of a smile.
“So you’d be smugglers, zone runners, something like that?” she said.
“Something like that,” Jules admitted. “But not so that we’d have any reason for bragging about it. I’m afraid, well, it’s a little embarrassing …”
The Rhino spoke up again, relieving Jules of the need.
“We were hired, or so we thought, by a man called Rubin, a businessman back in Seattle, who told us he had papers here in New York that would prove a claim he had to an oil field off California. He hired us to retrieve the papers.”
“Go on,” said the woman.
“Well, of course it was all bullshit, wasn’t it?” said Jules, picking up the story. “There was no Rubin, probably no papers. For all I know there may be no bloody oil field. The whole thing was a setup by a man called Cesky. I did him a bad turn in Acapulco just after the Wave, and I suppose this was his way of repaying the favor. So thanks very much for the helping hand. Very glad not to be murdered right now. But my colleague and I should probably be on our way.”
“Okay,” their captor said. “You can get up and move out of the line of fire from that stairwell if you want. Don’t bother with the P90s. And you still haven’t told me what you know about the men who were here before you.”
Jules climbed slowly and painfully up off her knees. They creaked
and ached terribly, and her shoulder was throbbing something awful. She was dizzy from blood loss and needed to patch up that flesh wound. She really just wanted to sink into a hot bath with a stiff gin and forget about this entire fucking disaster.
“The reason we haven’t told you anything is that we don’t know anything,” she said. “We took shelter in here, in this building, after we were fired on outside. End of story. If the men you’re looking for—I assume you’re looking for them—had still been here, I imagine we’d already be dead.”
The woman continued to cover them with her carbine, but she was losing interest. The documents the Rhino had discovered were beginning to take more of her attention. Not that Jules had any ideas about trying to make a grab for her gun or escape. Everything about this woman suggested practiced lethality: her minimal movements, her conservation of energy, the impression she gave of being aware of everything around her whether it was the focus of her attention or not. Jules had known any number of ruthless people long before family misfortune had tipped her into the smuggling game. And then afterward, of course. But no one she had ever encountered had emanated such a chilling aura of clear and present danger. She had no doubt that were she foolish enough to try anything, her brains would be running down the wall before her body hit the floor.
“If you want my opinion, ma’am,” said the Rhino, “what you have here is an intelligence bonanza.”
“No,” she said. “What I have here is a cold trail and two fucking chancers I couldn’t trust as far as I could throw them, which in your case, buddy, is a fucking vanishingly small distance indeed.”
“So you’re looking for these guys?” Jules asked.
“No, I’m looking for one guy in particular. The one in charge.”
“Ha!” said the Rhino. “I knew it.”
“Well, look, I don’t know if it helps,” Jules said, “but we saw a bunch of those guys come charging out of Saks on Fifth Avenue and tearing off downtown like a greyhound with chili pepper stuck in its arse.”
For the first time since she’d snuck up on them, the woman regarded Jules as something other than a potential target. “You,” she said, pointing at the Rhino. “You can make yourself useful gathering up every bit of paper and documentation in this place.”
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