The note of pathos here, fugitive but intensely real, as it is in all comic art of a high order, is the mysterious ingredient which pervades every page of The Big Love and compels the book, in a grotesque fashion that surpasses all aesthetic laws, to become a kind of authentic literary creation in spite of itself. It was along about the passage just quoted that I was persuaded that Tedd Thomey, Mrs. Aadland's ghost, was in reality Evelyn Waugh, come back after a long silence to have another crack at the bizarre creatures who inhabit the littoral of Southern California. In truth, however, from this point on the book more reasonably brings to mind Nathanael West's The Day of the Locust, if for no other reason than the fact that, as in that fine and funny book, in which horror and laughter are commingled like the beginning of a scream, the climax of The Big Love swiftly plunges toward nightmare and hallucination in a fashion that all but overwhelms the comedy. Errol Flynn dies of a heart attack in Vancouver, and Beverly goes to pieces. She becomes the unwilling object of the attentions of a young madman who, one night in Hollywood, rapes her at pistol point, and then in her presence blows out his brains—a tragedy which, Flo concludes, like the multiple tragedy of Errol Flynn and Beverly and Florence Aadland, must have been “preordained.” Flo is charged with five counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor; Beverly, in turn, is remanded into the custody of a movie-colony divine, the Reverend Leonard Eilers, whose wife, Frances, in an admirable spirit of Christian guardianship, is now chaperoning Bev during her appearances on the Midwest nightclub circuit.
But at last the true comic spark returns, jewel-bright, in the ultimate scene of this terrifying, flabbergastingly vulgar, and, at times, inexplicably touching book. It takes place, appropriately enough, in the celebrated Forest Lawn Memorial Park, whither Flo, out on bail, and Bev and a friend have gone one morning at dawn to deposit flowers on Errol's grave, near a spot called the Garden of Everlasting Peace.
“My God,” I said to Bev. “Can you imagine an unpeaceful man like the Swashbuckler in here?”
We took the flowers from the car and placed them on the grave….Then, although Errol's grave now had more flowers than any of the others, Beverly and our friend decided he deserved even more.
So they went to the other graves and took only a few of the fresh flowers that had been left the day before. They took a bit of larkspur from one, a daisy from one and a lily from another. Then, frisking around like wood nymphs, the two of them leaped gracefully over Errol's grave, dropping the flowers at his head and feet.
I watched them dance…for a few more moments and then I said to Beverly: “You didn't kiss him yet, did you?”
“No, Mama,” she said.
Then she knelt down very carefully and touched her lips to the grass near Errol's headstone.
“Mama!” she said suddenly.
“What's the matter?” I said.
“Mama!” she said. “I just heard a big belly laugh down there!”
After that we left….As we drove away, we waved and called out gaily: “Good-by, Errol!”
It had been, Flo muses, “a tremendously swanky graveyard.”
[Esquire, November 1961.]
The article on Flo and Beverly Aadland was primarily responsible for converting The Big Love into something of a cult book, with a large and loyal following. One of the chronicle's greatest admirers was W. H. Auden, who told me he had given numerous copies to friends, and who quoted Flo Aadland in his incomparable miscellany A Certain World. (Auden had a great feeling for the bizarre; he also quoted at length from the autobiography of Rudolf Höss, Commandant of Auschwitz.) It is an immeasurable loss to American literature that The Big Love is out of print. —W.S. (1982)
Candy
Assuming that we are to use the word in a derogatory sense, any honest definition of pornography must be subjective. For me it reduces itself to that which causes me disgust. (There is also a good kind of pornography, like Fanny Hill, which may give pleasure.) In order to appreciate the satire on “bad” pornography in Terry Southern and Mason Hoffenberg's Candy, it is helpful to dip into some of the aids to erotic enjoyment which are currently filling the bookstores. One of the most notable of these works is Sex and the Single Man by Dr. Albert Ellis, author of an impressive number of studies, including the well-known Sex Without Guilt, The American Sexual Tragedy, and A Guide to Rational Living. Dr. Ellis's most recent work is an elaborate, detailed training manual which pits the bachelor trainee (“you”) against a hypothetical foe known as “your girlfriend.” Most of the tactics in seduction are elementary, and the physiological terrain described by Dr. Ellis is old and trampled ground. The book's real distinction lies in its style; and since the style, among sexologists as among poets and novelists, is the measure of the man, let Dr. Ellis speak for himself: “Coitus itself can in some instances be unusually exciting and arousing. If your girlfriend is not too excitable at a certain time, but is willing to engage in intercourse, she may become aroused through doing so, and may wind up by becoming intensely involved sexually, even though she was relatively passive when you first started to copulate.”
It is this kind of mechanical how-to-ism, with its clubfooted prose and its desolating veterinary odor, that constitutes the really prurient writing of our time. It is pornographic and disgusting, and it is one of the major targets of Candy in its satirical foray against sickbed sex, both scientific and literary. Candy was first published in 1957 in Paris by the Olympia Press, which concealed the authors’ names under the swank nom de plume “Maxwell Kenton.” Although Candy is by no stretch of the imagination an obscene novel, a bizarre feature of the book's history is that it became—along with a number of others of the Olympia list—one of the few works in English ever to be banned by the French government on the grounds of indecency. This is a circumstance which might make the book appear positively satanic were it not for the fact that Candy is really a droll little sugarplum of a tale and a spoof on pornography itself. Actually, considering its reputation, it may be surprising to discover that much of the book is not about sex at all. At any rate, there was no official reaction in France when, in an evasive maneuver, Candy’s publisher continued to issue it under the name Lollipop. Now it comes to us in the United States from Putnam, unexpurgated, and with the real names of the authors revealed. Let us hope that Candy, the adorable college-girl heroine of the book, is not hounded into court after the fashion of Lady Chatterley—and this for a couple of reasons. First, since this book, too, is not a supreme masterpiece, we shall be spared the spectacle of eminent critics arguing from the witness stand that it is. But more importantly, Candy in its best scenes is wickedly funny to read and morally bracing as only good satire can be. The impure alone could object to it, and we should not risk letting ourselves be deprived of such excellent fun even when a certain wobbly and haphazard quality, which may be due to the problems created by collaboration, causes the book to creak and sag more often than it should.
Candy Christian—for such is her beautiful name—is a delectable, neo-Victorian American sophomore on the verge of emancipation: that is to say, she is a girl who has been freed of all unreasonable puritanical restraints, yet who dwells in a limbo where up-to-date young females are expected to give sexual pleasure without, however, experiencing pleasure themselves. To this extent, she vaguely resembles Dr. Ellis's endlessly besieged “girlfriend”—a nightmare in the mind of a Playboy reader—trembling maddeningly at the brink of desire. Yet Candy is not just neo-Victorian but post-1950; for where her college counterpart of half a generation ago was a furtive virgin who did something with boys called (the phrase is almost unprintable) “petting to climax,” Candy is not much improvement, having replaced her virginity with a greedy narcissism based on fantasies of “need.” Such fantasies compel a kind of idiot generosity, and the phrase “Oh you do need me so!” is Candy's constant secret thought about men.
The need-principle, we learn early in the story, has been engendered in Candy through the influence of her Ethical Philosophy
teacher, Professor Mephesto. This ass, full of devious altruism (“To give of one's self fully…is a beautiful and thrilling privilege,” he mutters to Candy, a fat hand on her knee), is a wonderful caricature of the academic seducer, with his cozy little office and his afternoon sherry, his snuffling importunities (“ ‘It's an “A” paper…Absolutely top-drawer…Comfort those whose needs are greatest, my dear,’ he implored her”); and although Candy evades the gross fellow she is not without immediate remorse:
Selfish! Selfish! she was thinking of herself. To be needed by this great man! And to be only concerned with my material self! She was horribly ashamed. How he needs me! And I deny him! I deny him! Oh how did I dare!
Thus simultaneously chastened and enlightened, Candy resolves to leave college, and it is her wide-eyed, warm-hearted journey through the great world which occupies the rest of the book. Part fantasy, part picaresque extravaganza (the resemblance between the names Candy and Candide is anything but coincidental), the story often suffers from the fact that its larger design is formless and episodic; a number of the sequences, unfortunately, seem to be dreamed-up, spur-of-the-moment notions in which the comic impact is vitiated by obvious haste and a sense of something forced. But in many of its single scenes the book is extremely funny: it is surely the first novel in which frenzied sexual congress between an exquisite young American girl and an insane, sadistic hunchback can elicit nothing but helpless laughter. And at its very best—as with Professor Mephesto—when we perceive that the comic irony is a result of the juxtaposition of Candy's innocent sexual generosity with duplicitous sexual greed, the book produces its triumphs. For none of Candy's seducers seems to realize that he needs only to ask in the most direct and human way in order bountifully to receive. Like Dr. Ellis, they are technocrats and experts, possessing a lust to bury this most fundamental of human impulses beneath the rockpile of scientific paraphernalia and doctrine and professional jabber. Swindlers by nature, they end up only swindling themselves. It is part of our heroine's unflagging charm and goodness that she confronts each of these monsters with blessed equanimity. They include Dr. Irving Krankeit (né Irving Semite), a messianic psychotherapist crazed with the belief that a cure for the world's ills lies in masturbation; another medical wretch named Dunlap; Dr. Johns, an unorthodox gynecologist who submits Candy to an examination in the ladies’ room of a Greenwich Village bar; and finally a really superb creation in the form of a character named Great Grindle. Grindle, an egg-bald guru with a luxuriant black mustache and a thick accent, is the spiritual leader of a group of male and female youths who call themselves Crackers—a sort of demented Peace Corps which labors in the national interest deep in the bowels of a Minnesota mine. In Grindle is the gathering together of a number of miscellaneous practices and faiths—Zen and yoga and Reichian orgone theory—and while his interest in Candy is ostensibly spiritual, it is clear from the outset that Grindle, no less than the other quacks she has encountered, is conceiving labyrinthine designs upon “the darling girl's precious little honeypot.” And so, deep within a grotto the preposterous ogre sets his trap:
“Good!” said Grindle. “Now then, lace your fingers together, in the yoga manner, and place them behind your head. Yes, just so. Now then, lie back on the mossy bed.”
“Oh gosh,” said Candy, feeling apprehensive, and as she obediently lay back, she raised one of her handsome thighs, slightly turning it inward, pressed against the other, in a charming coy effort to conceal her marvelous little spice-box.
“No, no,” said Grindle, coming forward to make adjustments, “legs well apart.”
At his touch, the darling girl started to fright, but Grindle was quick to reassure her. “I am a doctor of the soul,” he said coldly: “I am certainly not interested in that silly little body of yours…”
“Now this is a so-called ‘erogenous zone,’ ” explained Grindle, gingerly taking one of the perfect little nipples which did so seem to be begging for attention…
“I’ll say,” the girl agreed, squirming despite her efforts to be serious…
“This is another of these so-called ‘erogenous zones,’ ” announced Grindle contemptuously, addressing the perfect thing with his finger…“Tell me, how does it feel now?”
The lovely girl's great eyelids were fluttering.
“Oh, it's all tingling and everything,” she admitted despairingly…
This is not pornography, but the stuff of heartbreak. It is hard to conceive that even Orville Prescott will not somehow be touched by such a portrait of beleaguered goodness.
[New York Review of Books, May 14, 1964.]
Amours
Virginia Durr for President
My fellow Americans: Four score and five years ago, in the great state of Alabama, on the sacred soil of “The Cotton State,” in the heart of Dixie, the state that is still among the preeminent producers of the fleecy white blooms that clothe mankind with such unparalleled comfort and fitness, but a state that's an outstanding provider of peanuts, too, being second only to Georgia in output of the versatile legume, and a leader in timber products, textiles, and bituminous coal…Alabama, home of the original capital of the Confederacy, scene of the great Indian wars of Andrew Jackson and of the great naval battle of Mobile, birthplace of illustrious Americans—Hugo Black, Truman Capote, Bill Connor, and Governor Kissin’ Jim Folsom not to speak of other raunchy inhabitants of the Governor's Mansion such as George Wallace and his wife, Cornelia, known privately behind poor George's back as the Montgomery Man Eater…Alabama, home of other celebrities like the great nineteenth-century slavery enthusiast W. L. Yancey and the internationally acclaimed poetess of the same period, the seventy-seven-pound Mabel Vanlandingham Potts, known as the Little Song Sparrow of the Tombigbee…My fellow Americans, it was eighty-five years ago in Alabama's greatest metropolis, the great city of Birmingham, the Pittsburgh of the South, world-ranking producer of steel and pig iron, major consumer of coal and supplier of coke—in the old-fashioned sense of the word—to the world, thriving railroad center, being the hub of the L.&N., the G.M.&O., the A.C.K., the S.A.L., the S.L. & S.F., the C. of G. and the Southern…Birmingham—chief operating center for the Southern region of both J. C. Penney and Burger King, city of verdant peaks and mountain vistas, home of higher institutions of learning such as Birmingham-Southern University, proudly and affectionately known as the Southern Rutgers…Fellow Democrats, beloved brothers and caring Americans, it was in the great city of Birmingham in the great state of Alabama in the golden year of 1903 that there first saw the Iight of day the great lady whose nomination for President of the United States I proudly second this evening, Virginia Foster Durr!
Virginia Durr was the granddaughter of a slave owner, born to comfort and privilege, with all the advantages accruing to a young white maiden of her class. Such a young woman might have been expected to succumb to all the easy shibboleths of her time and place—to become a snob and a suburban dilettante, a frequenter of high-society galas and country-club blowouts, to fall into the indolent pose of the trifler, the parlor reactionary, and kitchen racist. This type is endemic in the South, as fixed in legend as Scarlett O'Hara. You see them everywhere in Dixie, from Fredericksburg, Virginia, to Fredericksburg, Texas. Married or unmarried, they have chaste bodies and even chaste minds, unsullied by so much as a flyspeck of rational cognition. They have believed in the preservation of social and racial purity, the preservation of the maidenhead, and the preservation of the human spirit against all invasion by Beauty and Truth. They have besmirched God's glorious footstool—and the beautiful Southland—by their vain and silly hypocrisy. They have glorified the vice of flibbertigibbety.
But, my fellow Americans, what a splendid thing it was when Virginia Durr—almost uniquely among her contemporaries—broke out of this constricting mold which would have so bound her to the conventional pieties. Almost single-handedly and with great bravery, during a period of hatred and reaction, she demonstrated that a Southern belle—and a beautiful
one at that—need not obey those rules that dictated that a young girl be blind to poverty and ignorance, to racial inequality and the savagery of vested power. She showed that the flower of Southern womanhood need not be symbolized by a pale and damp camellia, languishing in hothouse desuetude, but by a triumphant rose vigorously ablush with moral courage and ready to put forth wrathful thorns in the pursuit of decency and justice. My friends and fellow Americans, the noble example of Virginia Durr, her intense probity and the passionate zeal she has displayed in her lifelong quest for liberty and a fair shake for all of God's creatures here on earth—this example supremely qualifies her for the highest office in the land, and I therefore proudly and humbly second her nomination for President of the United States of America!
[Delivered at a celebration of Virginia Durr's eighty-fifth birthday, August 6, 1988, Vineyard Haven. Previously unpublished.]
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