Lust Muscle: A Billionaire Revenge Romance

by Alexis Angel

  But where does that leave WineBar? Well, he’s in Vegas for bachelor party so its just me and the moon and San Francisco tonight. I’m gonna go to dinner with my girls and tell them basically what I told you guys and see what they have to say. Then tomorrow I’m going shopping with my mom who is in town and then spa and then sit back to work in the evening and the week starts again so I dunno, I think before I see FREEWAY again I should see WineBar.

  Also, I didn’t find anything bad on women savers on FREEWAY or WineBar so I really gotta sit and decide how long I wanna keep being a player.

  Hugs and Kisses and Lots of Love,

  Alexis Angel

  Smexy

  Welcome to Smexy Sunday!

  Yeah, it’s a new thing. I’m trying something new for people who I email. So the way it will work is I’ll do something sexy sexy for Sundays. And then don’t worry, I have so many things to tell you I’ll probably be back in the evening because I forgot something.

  Anyways, I wanted to share the first chapter of DILF with you guys. It’s all the way at the bottom, after the freebie from MT Stone – who by the way has a sexy as fuck cover.

  It’s really surprising to me every day that all these famous authors even talk to me. Like yesterday Amanda Heartley was like hey hun, here’s my new release if you wanna check it out and I was like omg of course. You have to understand I like go into fangirl mode every day as I sit down to work. It’s literally like this:

  Amanda Heartley: Hey hun

  Alexis Angel: OMG!

  Amanda: What? What?

  Alexis: Nothing, just I’m so excited to be talking to you.

  Amanda: We spoke yesterday…

  Alexis: I know and then I spend half the night reading your book after I got back from going out with my girlfriends

  Amanda: Oh, how was that?

  Alexis: Really, you wanna know?

  Amanda: Sure!

  Alexis: You’re like such a big author and before I started to write I used you for research

  Amanda: I know, we have this conversation every time you and I talk

  Alexis: OMG!

  Amanda: What???

  Alexis: I can’t believe you’re talking to me

  Amanda: But I was just talking to you now??

  Alexis: I know, it just hit me. I’m like talking to Amanda Heartley!

  Amanda: Okay, do you wanna take a read of my book btw?

  Alexis: OMG!

  Amanda: What now?

  Alexis: I can’t believe you want me to read your book!

  Amanda: Sigh.

  Alexis: OMG. I can’t believe you sighed at me!!! Squeeeeee!

  Amanda: …..

  Alexis: OMG!! I’m so excited at this job!

  Amanda: <3

  This convo never happened, but I swear sometimes when I deal with a sweetie like Amanda and I’m like all googley-eyed its what she probably feels like, lol. I love her so much and look up to her.

  Hugs and Kisses and Lots of Love,

  Alexis Angel

  Broken Promises

  Sorry about forgetting the excerpt!!

  That’s right. I promised you an excerpt and I left you with a freebie.

  That’s like taking you to the bring of being about to cum and then just pulling back to check your phone and go on Facebook because you had notifications like “We’re All Going to A Facebook Wedding. Type the first letter of the person and no cheating” and you end up getting tagged on a post where you’re marrying your PA and your entire stream team is like either spilling their drink or falling asleep at the wedding.

  If you have no idea what I’m talking about, just continue shaking your head and don’t worry. Long story short I was supposed to send an excerpt for DILF this morning but I was rushing out the door because I had dance class. Remember, this is like the same dance class I was coming back from the other day on the San Rafael bridge when I got picked up by Freeway (literally picked up on the freeway) hence his name is Freeway!

  Anyways, so nothing like that happened to me this time but I realized I forgot the excerpt so it’s below. But I was thinking about how Freeway was cool and a lot of you are like hey this guy is classy as fuck but oh my God, I was listening to I HEART Radio as I was driving and John Tesh came on with Intelligence For Your Life.

  And he was like the moment you start dating someone you feel like it’s love at first sight, but you need to give at least eight weeks before you get really serious. Because abusive or mean people usually hide their true nature and by eight weeks they’re usually a lot more open and you can tell. Also we have chemicals in our brain that make us really happy and we can’t see a lot of the bad stuff about a person because the chemicals make us happy so somehow love is blind.

  So I got a few weeks left for both WineBar and Freeway and who knows who I see till then – because this week is gonna be pretty active. I have some drinks with ex-work colleagues on Tuesday. Then CrossFit and dinner with my BFF on Wednesday and the a buncha us are having dinner on Thursday and then Friday a big gaggle of us girls are going clubbing. That means maybe Freeway tomorrow night if we can coordinate our schedules, and maybe a booty call with WineBar after drinks on Tuesday but Wednesday, Thursday, Friday are gonna be busy. So I know both guys are gonna wanna have date night on Saturday. I dunno which one I should say yes to hmmm….

  Any thoughts?

  Ok, freebie and excerpt below ladies! Yaaaaaayy!!

  Hugs and Kisses and Lots of Love,

  Alexis Angel

  Kuta Cowboy

  If you win both, you could probably buy yourself something pretty hot in an auction. Like the one time I went to Bali and got myself a Kuta Cowboy. Kuta is an area of Bali with beautiful beaches. And a Kuta Cowboy is basically a guy that trolls for women on the beach.

  So I found one and he carried my bags all day, rubbed lotion on me when I laid out on the beach, gave me orgasms when I wanted, cooked me dinner, ate me out, like all the things a man should do. It was really fun and he was really sweet and with the exchange rate his "personal concierge services" which he advertised at were like very affordable.

  And no, he did not stick it in me. I was like uh uh. Not even with like 4 condoms will I go that far. But a finger or tongue? Yeah for sure. I think the whole cost came out to about $250 for the whole week so thats why it was so cheap, but with the exchange rate in Bali that's a lot of money for the people there. Like basically this guy didn't work again for the next three months because he just hit the jackpot with me. To put it into perspective, the Indonesian Rupiah (their currency) vs. the US Dollar is like 12,000,000 Rupiah to 1 USD. That's right. 12 million.

  So what's 250 times 12 million?

  A whole hell of a lotta money. So I mean I still went to bars and got picked up by guys, but nothing like waking up to a man who picks you up from bed and deposits you into a marble bathtub while he bathes you in rose water. Yeah, after one day I was like no I can do it myself. But I did like him having breakfast ready for me and if I had a guy over the night before not being all jealous like WineBar.

  Oh yeah, WineBar and Freeway. So there is stuff happening there. But I'll save it for the next NL. Because I really need to figure out what to do.

  Hugs and Kisses and Lots of Love,

  Alexis Angel

  The Alexis Angle

  That's right. I invented a sex position!

  Yup!. Last night, I came up with a new sex position. I call it the Alexis Angle. LOL. I love it and hope it takes off.

  It’s really simple. I’s like doggiestyle, except one leg is over his shoulder and the other knee is supporting you being on all fours. Well actually all three.

  I dunno if it’s already been done and categorized as a sex position, but I’m calling it the Alexis Angle. That’s right, I didn’t spell wrong. It’s not Alexis A-N-G-E-L. But Alexis A-N-G-L-E!

  Because your whole body is at an angle, get it?

  What it allows I found after lots of hard research (haha) was that it lets the guy stick h
is cock in deeper and stimulate your G-spot more. I think I came like a buncha times just because doggie is usually my favorite position and his cock was just doing a number on me.

  Oh, who was it?

  WineBar.

  That’s right. He came back from Vegas from his bachelor party.

  The last coupla days you guys have been like telling me omg WineBar seems kinda possessive. Don’t give him the time of day. You never know.

  The thing is, both Freeway and WineBar are possessive.

  But, WineBar came back from Vegas and dropped me a text. But he wasn’t like, hey can I come over. He was just like, hey you asked me to tell you when I landed and I just did. Hope you had a good weekend.

  IT was so distant, that’s what immediately gets me all wet. Like how dare you not wanna screw me as soon as you land?

  But even when I tried to goad him into sexting, nope. Nothing. At this point, my snapchat fingers are starting to get itchy and I’m thinking do I just pull up the shirt and show him a boob? Because when in doubt, just show more boob is what I’ve always seen get me out of spots – like traffic tickets, waiting in line, etc.

  But no, I stopped myself. I wasn’t gonna go crazy over WineBar. Not when Freeway was still a consideration.

  “Would you like to have dinner?” he texted.

  Boom. That’s all I needed.

  Of course I wanna go have dinner.

  But problem.

  I have work. I’m working really hard. I want to release Dirty Daddy next week like Monday or Tuesday. I have the Mona Cox series to get out. I’m doing the co-writing for Dark Angel and Abby Angel.

  Weekdays are insane. So I told him the best I can do is be free around 11 pm. He can come over and we can “talk”. But I need to go to sleep around 3 am.

  Well, he came over all right. And then he came. As did I. Like 5 times. LOL.

  And I thought I was gonna be able to kick him out and go to sleep and wake up and work. Turns out I just wanted to cuddle and he left in the morning. Now I’m trying to work and I keep thinking of him.

  I need to clear my head!

  Hugs and Kisses and Lots of Love,

  Alexis Angel

  Dodgeball

  So I did a new activity last night! Playing with balls ;)

  No, it wasn’t sex.

  It was midnight dodgeball!

  Actually it started at 11 pm and its outside and there’s an open bar you can get drinks at and also an open game of dodgeball that goes on. It’s basically a meat market for young and single ppl to come meet each other and determine if they wanna have sex….err date.

  So do you know how hard it is to try and find clothes that look cute but are also functional enough to run around in? Like, you can’t wear heels because you’re on the grass and it’s dodgeball. But you can’t wear sneakers either because they make me look like I’m gonna be exercising and yes, Dodgeball is exercise, but I’m also there to get picked up on. Hello? LOL Just kidding.

  So, we get there.

  Oh wait, the winner of yesterday’s pop quiz is Carla Tucker! Carla, just send a message back to me for your $25 Amazon gift card, babe!!! I also sent you an email I’ll pretty sure!!

  Oh where was I?

  OMG! I need to get to writing! I’m gonna email you guys with all the deets of midnight dodgeball later on today. I have a few books to go through also. Kinda left you on a cliffhanger didn’t I? LOL.

  Hugs and Kisses and Lots of Love,

  Alexis Angel

  Dodgeball #2

  Oh I forgot to tell you about dodgeball. Well, I’m all done with my workday now and about to head out to dinner with some friends but I wanted to drop this email to you guys. Just FYI – I’m gonna be doing a lot more giveaways and stuff that’s exclusive to the NL and not just focused on Facebook because I get that a lot of you aren’t on the Book of Face (get it? Facebook haha).

  Anyways, so I was at Midnight Dodgeball. So it’s basically playing dodgeball for 20-somethings and 30-somethings who are single as a way to meet people. Did I mention they also have an open bar that’s included for the price of admission? Big mistake this open bar.

  Anyways, so we’re there and it’s 11:45 pm and I’m wearing like short shorts and a tank top trying to look cute but the power of wanting a cosmo was too much and I have two. Then I see a friend of mine on the other side who is having a cigarette. I don’t smoke, but when I’ve been drinking I wanna usually get like a drag or three because it makes my head feel like whooo. So I’m walking across the grass with my cosmo when out of nowhere comes this BIG RED RUBBER BALL!

  It hits me on the side of the head!

  I fall to the ground. Spill my cosmo for sure.

  And when I open my eyes a second later, I hear someone say “oh shit” and run over to me.

  And the first thing I see is the most beautiful blonde haired face of a man in my life.

  He reaches over and helps me up….

  Sigh. His name is Dodgeball. And tomorrow I’ll tell you allllllll about him. But tonight I’m gonna go bask in thoughts of him and think about him before I share him with the world lol :p

  Hugs and Kisses and Lots of Love,

  Alexis Angel

  Dodgeball #3

  I can't believe I've been talking about one guy for the last two days...OMG

  But the thing is the more I draw it out the more I can still relive it, ya know? Like an ice cream cone you don’t want to end so you only lick with the tip of your tongue. I mean, I can think of something else you only lick with the tip of your tongue too….lol

  Anyways, that’s so not what I was thinking two nights ago at Midnight Dodgeball as I lay on the ground, sprawled out, my drink spilled.

  But like I said, I opened my eyes and the most lovely looking man was looking down on me.

  “I’m sorry I hit you with my balls,” he said to me (or something like that)

  “You hit me on the side of your head with your balls,” I replied (At least I hope so. I mean, I was pretty drunk, and I was kinda lusting over this guy, and you know, on the ground because I just got hit with some balls. I might have just been saying “You himme hard balls mah no hurt” or some gibberish lol)

  “It’s like my balls were attracted to you, I wasn’t even trying to hit you,” he replied.

  “I have a way with balls,” I said back (At this point I’m just guessing what I said now btw)

  “You look like you like balls when you’re not getting hit in the head with them though,”

  “When you’re not playing with my balls though, maybe you wanna grab another beer?”

  So it turns out Dodgeball is actually the guy who arranged the meetup in the first place that morphed into the Midnight Dodgeball activity. He’s cuuuuuute. He’s 33 and a CFO at a San Francisco startup for an app that I never heard of in my life. And he actually did mean to hit me in the head with a rubber ball. He saw me walking and apparently liked the way my ass looked and so figured it would look better on the ground? I have no idea. We talked for a lil bit and then I went home where I passed out and woke up yesterday all hung over.

  Anyways, Dodgeball is gonna call sometime this weekend. I told him I’m busy till Sunday so text me then.

  I was supposed to have 1 booty call this week but I had to postpone it because I’m working on Dirty Daddy and I wanna get that to ARC this Sunday. I’m actually even postponing my girls night tonight and tomorrow night to rather be Monday night dinner with Freeway and Tuesday night sex with WineBar.

  And both guys have texted. Like where am I. But this girl gots to get her work on. So she can release another filthy book to make you ladies sigh!

  Hugs and Kisses and Lots of Love,

  Alexis Angel

  Lace

  Wow ok Dirty Daddy is like 36 hours away...

  But I gotta tell you something first.

  Soooo, I posted last night before I emailed. I was on Facebook and I was like "Hey I'm gonna go do something naughty" and then left. I didn't say what becau
se come on, have you not figured out that I'm a tease.

  Anyways, so turns out Freeway was like you wanna come over. I was like, no, sorry I can't because I have to work, but you can come over. We're talking about sex here, just FYI.

  Anyways, that's how I roll. I'm not letting some booty call distract me from my goal of providing thousands of readers a new book because you guys cum first. LOL and yes pun intended.

  Anyways, so I was working when Freeway comes over and I'm like wow this is fast we just had our first date and he wants to do it. But I know in my head we're not gonna do it but we can still mess around a lil bit, you know?