by Alexis Angel
Oh and seriously, like 5 girls changing into bikinis takes like the longest time ever. I'm not saying anything, just that I was done and had my makeup on and everyhing and my hair was volumized and so I headed out earlier than everyone to go lay out.
So I was ready. Had my sunglasses on and my kindle. I'm reading Maggie Way's Entangle Me - its on Amazon, iBooks, B&N, and Kobo.
Anyways, the sun is hot and the book is hotter but I'm also tired so I nod off.
And somehow I jolt awake like 5 min right before I nod off thinking wait I need to put lotion on.
So I grab the lotion and that's when my eyes meet this guy.
He's eye-fucking me and he's got ABS.
I mean, I'd put him and WineBar at about the same level for body.
But he's got balls too. Because from where he's sitting he's like "Want some help with the lotion?"
OMG OMG OMG OMG
Yes please.
I just nod and he walks over. I'm trying not to stare at his crotch.
Lets call this guy...Sunscreen.
And boy, wait till you find out what happens next! ;)
Hugs and kisses and lots of love!
Alexis
Sunscreen
Want some help with the lotion?
That's what he asks me. He being the man we're now calling sunscreen. Blue eyes. Brown hair. Like defined abs. As defined as WineBar. Pecs. Shirtless in board shorts and holding a Corona. Yeah its like 10 am, but I'm not judgy because I'm on vaca and all of a sudden, I'm very, very horny.
I nod. And turn over. Oh God. I'm wearing my black bikini. I bought it for the trip from Pac Sun and its teeny tiny. What is he gonna think??
"My name is Sunscreen," he says. I mean he doesn't say Sunscreen haha but like his name.
"I'm Alexis." I say. I dunno why but I say "I'm here on a single girls weekend."
"Where's the rest of your flock?" he asks.
"Getting ready," I say and his hands are totally on my back. I'm squirming. I can't help it. It feels so good. The sun. The lotion. His hands rubbing.
"Where you from, Alexis?" he asks me and I swear I'm getting wet. Screw WineBar if he still hasn't called me back, ya know?
"I commute between San Francisco and New York," I say. "I'm like a bird."
"A very beautiful blonde haired bird," he tells me. I roll my eyes but I'm sighing because his hands are all like rubbing that lotion and I'm so seriously read to just turn over.
"Where are YOU from?" I ask, trying to sound cute.
"Atlanta," he tells me and goes silent, his hands rubbing my body.
I've never been to Atlanta but I sigh and is that me moaning a little?
"Sorry, it feels so good," I say inadvertently. He doesn't say anything. Just chuckles.
His hands go lower. They're on my lower back.
My ass is screaming out to him to go squeeze me. I dunno if its the hangover horn, or what, but I'm like ready to do this guy right now. Like if he went lower, I would spread my legs. Give him easier access. Let his fingers rub against me, ya know? Because I'm wet in that moment. I dunno why. I can't even see him anymore.
But I'm not married to WineBar. I know there are Team WineBar folks among you, but Sunscreen is taking very, very good care of me right now.
So I do something I've never thought I'd do before.
I prop myself on my elbows and turn over. In a second, I swing my legs, giving him (hopefully) a nice view and look up at him. I hope he notices my belly button piercing - because that will lower his gaze further.
"Wanna do my front?" I ask.
He smiles.
"Hey Alexis!" a voice calls out. "We're over here!"
Cold water.
I turn. My friends are here. They're beckoning me.
Sigh.
"Maybe next time," he says, getting out his phone. "Gimme your number and maybe we can hang out."
I give it to him and take his. And I go over to my friends. All horny as hell.
Have your girlfriends ever cock-blocked you like that? Lemme know!
And...Sunscreen is coming over in like a few hours. I gave him a call. I didn't have time to waste. I need my O and he has unfinished business.
Hugs and kisses and lots of love!
Alexis
Only on vaca
A lot of you asked what happened to Sunscreen that night...
Since I didn't really specify yesterday because I was being coy.
Ya, I was being coy, mainly because I was having trouble walking.
Because Sunscreen came over. And he just rocked my world entirely. Like for a couple hours he just used me as an object. I was more than happy because he like fucked the worry and doubt from the bbq away from me so good. Seriously, it was so dirty I think if I don't go to church when I get back home I'm going to hell lol.
Anyways, so yesterday was all about lying around the beach reading.
Today I went with my friends in the morning to brunch. We were having an early brunch and then we were waiting for my friend, OysterGirl because she went to the airport to pick up some guys she knows that are coming over. We're gonna go party with them and she keeps telling me there is a guy for me, but after ComputerChip, I'm not sure about her recommendations anymore.
So this morning at brunch, we were all sitting around and talking and a lot of my friends got some so we were just comparing. Sunscreen is still in the picture and he wants to hang out again (I was just so out of it yesterday that we had a drink and messed around a bit - nothing to write home about.
So anyways, we were at brunch talking about cocks and there were these two guys at a table next to us. And they listen to our convo and one of the guys is like, you girls don't know what you're talking about. My friend has like the biggest cock ever.
So of course we're drinking Bellini's and margaritas and we're like show us your cock. And the guy that was silent as his friend was talking is like whoa.
But the girls don't let up. We're like "What? Show us what you're packing. Come on, don't be shy."
So he hops off his chair. I don't believe what's about to happen and he unbuckles his belt.
I hold up a breakfast suasage and wave it around "Is it bigger than this??" and my friends giggle.
He pulls down his pants and boxers
And there is like the biggest, fattest cock I have ever seen.
He takes it in his hands and waves it around in our faces. We've gone all quiet. I think my friend's jaw is hanging open.
"That's a big cock," the guy says. Then he pulls up his pants and they both walk away.
Gotta love vaca.
Hugs and kisses and lots of love!
Alexis
Fruity
Like comparing bananas to cucumbers :p
So its been 4 days and a half that I'm on vaca. And we know how Sunscreen basically picked me up a I was sunbathing and then took me to paradise.
But then my friend OysterGirl had some friends (guys) come over. She said she had a guy for me. Now I didn't really put much stock in this recommendation, since she's had some bad recs in the past. I dunno if you guys remember ComputerChip - the guy that was so inexperienced and basically called me a porn star.
Well, it turns out OysterGirl has redeemed herself because OH MY GOD. Her friend she introduced me to is HOT HOT HOT!
"I hear your the writer that writes all the porn," he said to me smirking when we met yesterday.
"It's smut. Not porn," I shot back at first, my defenses up.
"Well, it'll be porn when we act it out," was his only reply.
Left me breathless. You gotta remember yesterday I already had some dude flash his cock at us during brunch (we never saw him again, sadly). But this guy was cocky.
All of us spent the day on the beach and then went out. We didn't get in until 4 am. But I had already been grinding against this guy for 2 hours already. I knew he was ready.
Did he take me? Yep. Was it good?
It was amazing.
Mr. Cancun
is his name and he lives in Mountain View - which is a small city on the outskirts of San Francisco. He's heard of me through friends and turns out we have a bunch of friends together.
But Sunscreen? I haven't dropped him, but he doesn't live close to me. I'll still try and do him maybe a few more times (it is vacation after all). But who knows with Mr. Cancun? Anyways, heading out now, but I wanted to let you guys know this morning.
Hugs and kisses and lots of love!
Alexis
Looking Forward
I can't wait to get back to work!
So...do you remember the disastrous Memorial Day barbecue that I told you about?
God, it seems like so long ago. This vacation was just what I needed. I totally don't even remember it anymore. I mean, it's probably been screwed out of me by both Suncscreen and Mr. Cancun.
Although, Mr. Cancun seems to have emerged as the winner, tbh. He's just been more persistent. Sunscreen I guess was just in it for wham, bam, thank you ma'am and as long as I was free he was content to keep coming back. But the moment he saw Mr. Cancun rubbing lotion on my back, he decided enough was enough I guess.
I mean, I don't think he really saw him rubbing lotion, but he must have seen Mr. Cancun and I together, you know? We're in the same resort. And he stopped texting.
But if he had seen Mr. Cancun rubbing lotion, I don't blame him for not texting. He'd have seen me moan contentedly and spread my legs, telling him to go lower. And Mr. Cancun would have done so. Until the point where we both got lust crazy and went to either my room or his where we would desperately shuck ourselves silly on each other (uhm, ya, that's basically what happened yesterday lol).
The bad news? Vaca is coming to a close. I fly back tomorrow.
The good news? I'm taking back a souvenir.
No! Not a baby. A man. Mr. Cancun is so close to me, that he is working on changing his flight so we can fly back together. OysterGirl is gonna be here for a bit longer but I have to go back for my next release and prepare for it.
And if he's coming with me, then that's like perfect, considering that I haven't heard from WineBar all this time.
I know there's a bunch of you Team WineBar ladies out there, but for real, the dude has not called me, texted me, emailed me, or anything. So I think I need to move on from being hung up on him, ya know?
The thing is, many of you guys were like oh he seems like he's the perfect booty call and it's true, I may have used him as such. But I was starting to like him more than that. Like we had our quirks together. Like I loved wearing his clothes. More so than other guys, his clothes were awesome. And his muscles. They were so...yummy. And the way we did it. Like he would get me off several times. I was telling Lana Angel about this yesterday, when we were talking about him - there's actually a medical situation where you cum so much your body goes into like nerve shock. Like we call it sex haze or whatever. And WineBar took me there.
But even more than sex, he cared about me it felt like sometimes. Like he genuinely put up with a lot of my craziness that surrounds my life and just sighed and dealt with it.
A part of me misses him. So much. But I've called him. I've texted him. I've left an email.
Sorry this email sounds so sad. I know I should be happy. I have Mr. Cancun. He likes me. He takes care of me. But...I dunno.
But enough looking back. Let's look forward.
Hugs and kisses and lots of love!
Alexis
Getting Caught
You guys told me about how you got caught....
So, some really funny/amazing/great stories of getting caught doing the nasty. Some samples!
From Hollie:
Before my husband and I were married we were in his room and were naked getting ready to have sex on his waterbed and his dad just walks in the room without even knocking. The only thing we had for cover was an afghan with holes in it so that really didn't do any good.
From Brianne:
My husband was feeling super frisky one morning, so while the kids were watching cartoons he waited for me to get out of the shower. He locked the door after I entered our bedroom and went down on me. It was fantastic!! So I'm nearly there when the door opened. My daughter. He jumped back and we said he was looking at my boo-boo. The door wasn't fully latched. Super embarrassing, funny, and luckily she's young enough not to question what was really going on.