The Chinese Bandit

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by Stephen Becker

In the sealed ammunition well of an abandoned Japanese bunker in the Cemetery of the Hereditary Wardens of the Thirteen Gates, two skeletons lay embraced. The place inspired dread, so only the dregs and scum—the beggars, the poorer than beggars, and those who were too poor to entertain even superstition—spent an occasional night in the bunker to take shelter from the blast. They knew nothing of the ammunition well, so the last mandarin rested in peace.

  Sons cursed fathers, and the people cursed the ministers, and the ministers cursed the leader; how, then, could the state thrive?

  The Nationalists within, some said, were vice and anarchy and the foreign glove; the Communists without, others said, were virtue and tyranny but the Chinese hand.

  This was the winter of 1949, and the worst of times: the unknown evil was finally preferable to the known.

  2

  “An astrologer warned me I’d die in China,” Burnham told the colonel. “He was a little round fellow, pockmarked, and he was wearing a dunce cap decorated with squirrels’ paws. I paid him two cash.” Outside the Dai-Ichi Mutual Life Insurance Building a gray rain dripped through the twilight. Windows glimmered dolefully among Tokyo’s ruins and rebuildings.

  “Superstition,” the colonel said. “You’ve been fully briefed?”

  “Kanamori Shoichi. First-class war criminal. Been spotted in Peking—maybe.”

  “Been tried and found guilty.”

  “And sentenced to death in absentia. I am supposed to do something about the absentia.” Burnham was tall and bearish, with curly brown hair and a strong, crooked nose broken at least once.

  “A sadist, a killer, a rapist and a major,” the colonel said. “Queer people, these Japs.”

  “We’ve probably got some sadists, killers and rapists too,” Burnham said, “and some of them may be majors by now. No offense, Colonel.”

  “None taken, Major.” The colonel was dapper and barbered.

  “Major, hell. I’m retired. I’m a civilian now, and I outrank you. I want respect from the rude and licentious soldiery.”

  “‘Rude and licentious’ is very funny, coming from you. As I recall your service record, it consisted largely of shack-ups, AWOLs and reprimands.”

  Burnham blazed: “You mean to say they put my love life in my army records?”

  “Not exactly in. More like alongside.”

  Burnham almost spat. “Eunuchs. No class.”

  “Anyway, they handed you this one. I suppose it’s an honor.”

  “Honor! They picked me because I can live on a handful of rice and have no brains. Also I speak both languages and I found Isuzu for them in ’45. I don’t know why the Chinese can’t find this fellow Kanamori, but I suppose you want him for a showcase execution. Sanctimonious press releases, just about the time we announce some new superbomb.”

  “Yours not to reason why.”

  “Maybe you only want an excuse to run a plane in there,” Burnham went on. “Maybe your pilots are running opium out, or politicians, or rich traitors, or sweatshop tycoons. Or maybe I’m a diversion, and they’ve got another man, a Chinese probably, who’s going to nab Kanamori while everybody stares at this big tall foreign son of a bitch.”

  “Then why do it?” the colonel asked. “Do you hate the Japs so much?”

  “Oh for Chrissake.” Burnham groaned. “I was born here. Until I was six I spoke Japanese better than English. Listen, do you know about the old Japanese left wing? The union people? Don’t be scared, now. MacArthur’s in Kobe at the Peerless Mixed Baths.”

  “No. What about them? Radicals and agitators?”

  “Goddam heroes,” Burnham said. “Kanamori probably tortured a few of them too, for practice. Like the National Guard back home shooting at strikers.”

  “You talk too much,” the colonel said sharply.

  “Sorry, champ.” Burnham’s smile was fuzzy, and he swallowed a yawn. “Four days in the air, snoozing, reading rotten magazines, eating junk and fending off fools. There was a Christian on one of those planes. With tracts.”

  “I understood your parents were missionaries.”

  “There you are,” Burnham said. “A man is capable of just so much piety in one lifetime. I’m thirty-five, and my quota was exhausted a long time ago. So I told this fellow I was an atheist. He went snow-white. Staggered back to his seat and prayed over the engines.” Again Burnham squinted out at the rain and gathering darkness. This colonel bored him. In Tokyo were dim cellars, lutanists with painted faces, stately dancers in silk, and afterward a formal courtship, honorifics, even the language differentiated, male and female. “Afraid I must be going,” he said. “My country needs me.”

  “I wish I could be sure which country you meant,” the colonel said. “You’ve got your travel orders for Seoul and Peking. Do you need weapons?”

  “Thank you, no. I ha’ ma wee kit wi’ me.” Burnham rose. An unseasonal thirst was upon him. Times zones played hell with the inner clock.

  “You’ll want a pass for the officers’ mess.”

  “Sorry,” Burnham said. “Previous engagement. Five days without fornication, you know. Bad for the complexion. Sludge gathers.”

  Smiling without joy, the colonel said, “There’s good and evil out there, Burnham. Life’s not all jokes.”

  Burnham slipped into his parka. “There’s no more good and evil, Colonel. There’s only good and bad, and pretty soon convenient and inconvenient.”

  “Then why bother with Kanamori?”

  Burnham’s face hardened. He swung the duffel bag over his shoulder. “Kanamori was rude to some friends of mine,” he said. “I’ll see you, Colonel. Thanks for the plane ticket.”

  Burnham seemed to be stumbling down the social ladder. A lieutenant colonel met him at the airport in Seoul, showed him to a bachelor officer’s room and supplied him with whiskey and magazines. At dawn a major woke him, or tried to, and after awkward efforts to interest him in food, escorted him—groggy, in pain, tongue furred, eyes in aspic—to a DC-3, where a captain welcomed him aboard. The major tossed Burnham’s duffel bag through the passenger door, shook hands gently with him, wished him luck, and transferred the patient to the captain.

  This was a Captain Moran, freckled and wholesome, yet with some experience of the world, as was immediately obvious. “Right here, old friend.” He steered Burnham to a bucket seat. “Sit very still, don’t move your head, and we’ll have a mug of coffee for you in no time.”

  “A trifling excess of Old Stump Remover,” Burnham mumbled.

  “We understand,” Moran said. “It is in the highest tradition of the American military.”

  Burnham was much moved. “Moran, God will reward you. If in the meantime you need money—”

  “No tipping,” Moran said. “Air Force policy.” Shortly he served black coffee. “I have to drive now.”

  “Nng.” Burnham sucked and slurped. Engines barked, stirred, roared, hummed. Burnham’s stomach rumbled in sympathy. The coffee scalded. It was a cold morning, and the aircraft was still freezing; he huddled into the hood of his parka and embraced the hot mug with both hands. The DC–3 trundled forward. He glanced sadly out a port: a clear day, the brightest of northern mornings, the purity of winter, and old Burnham rancid as usual.

  Toward the tail four enlisted men sprawled. One was already asleep, one deep in a comic book. No one seemed to notice that they were in the air. The plane’s interior glowed black, silver, olive, and smelled of canvas and oil. Burnham buried his nose in the cup and inhaled. Shortly Moran joined him and they sat companionably silent. Moran rattled a cigarette from a cellophaned pack and gestured toward Burnham, who raised a large palm in refusal. He smoked other vegetables, price and custom permitting. Since leaving China he had abstained without unbearable gripes or unseemly yearning, and he could survive another day or two.

  Moran asked, “Where you from?” Obligatory.

  “San Francisco.”

  “Long way.”

  “Worse. Washington and back, first. Then Tokyo by
way of Dutch Harbor. Dutch Harbor in January.”

  “Hell of a time to go to Peking,” Moran said. “Mukden’s gone, Kalgan went Christmas Eve, and Mao’s about a bicycle ride from Peking and Tientsin both.”

  “It’s always the wrong time when they send me in,” Burnham said gloomily.

  “Been in before, then.”

  “Hell, I lived there almost twenty years. Then they dropped me in back in ’44, and it was hairy and scary.”

  “Dropped you where?”

  “Manchuria. With the guerrillas.”

  “Oh Christ, Reds,” Moran said.

  “Guerrillas. Not all Reds. And let me tell you, those were hard guys. Out all night, twenty below, cut your throat before breakfast. They could curse you to death at five miles.” Burnham enjoyed a small surge of good cheer; memory had its uses. “We had a little town up there once for a day or so, and the phones worked. Japanese efficiency. So I called the Japanese in Tsitsihaerh and jabbered away at them. Scared hell out of them. They put planes in the air and all, flying off in the wrong direction.”

  “By golly, a war hero,” Moran said. “Got a medal, I bet.”

  “Indeed and indeed. A shiny little medal. Last I saw it, it was way out there at the tip of a full Angora sweater. Jesus,” he moaned, “I’m wasting my life. A goddam do-gooder.”

  “Do-gooder, hell. If you volunteered for Manchuria in ’44 you must enjoy these excursions.”

  “Volunteer?” Burnham was outraged. “Enjoy? Listen, that idiot MacArthur dropped me in there. ‘You may have to improvise,’ he said. ‘Remember, you bear the flag. Stay in uniform at all times. Orientals respect only force.’ Know what that means? It means MacArthur respects only force. No brains, believe me.”

  “Glad he’s not my boss,” Moran said.

  “Well, he was mine, all right. When I came out of Manchuria he asked me what I thought. So I told him. Jesus. How dumb can a major be?” Burnham winced in bitter mirth, pain, ironic wonder. “So I was expelled from the race of man. Hah! All I said was, the Communists are going to win. I figured anybody over the age of three knew that already. He looked down his parrot’s nose at me and he said, “Burnham, I don’t like quitters.’”

  “An anarchist,” Moran said. “A free lance. What have you been doing since? Making bombs? Robbing post offices?”

  “I am a graduate electrical engineer,” Burnham said, “and have built a powerhouse north of the Arctic Circle.”

  “Where you got that jacket. Eskimo clothes.”

  “Good parka. Won it in a card game in Fairbanks. Three fours. Those small three of a kinds take courage.”

  “What else you done?”

  “Kicked around some. Organized for the Democrats and got old Harry Truman elected.”

  “At least it wasn’t Henry Wallace.”

  “Nothing wrong with old Henry,” Burnham said. “Just ahead of his time, is all. So after the election I caught up on my drinking, and then those fools in Washington called and I was summoned from a warm and crowded bed to fly into a doomed city and root out an animal who may or may not be there. If I don’t find him I will shortly be drowning in Communists, and if I do find him he will doubtless scramble my giblets.”

  “A warm and crowded bed.” Moran scowled. “I suppose you have one of those bachelor apartments.”

  “You know the sort of thing,” Burnham said airily. “The bidet seats six.”

  “Don’t talk like that. I’m a married man.”

  “You’re luckier than you know,” Burnham said. “You wouldn’t believe how boring it can be to wake up with a different woman every week.”

  Moran was aghast. “I got to spell the co-pilot. You can lie to him for a while.”

  The co-pilot was more mechanically inclined, a trim man who showed no emotion or even interest until it transpired that Burnham had jumped from DC–3s and even flown one for an hour or two. This established the social level, and the co-pilot allowed a smile. Toward the tail, the enlisted men played cards.

  By midmorning Burnham was in fair command of all bodily functions, sat sprawled rather than huddled, and chewed with growing interest on a ham-and-cheese sandwich. Moran rejoined him. Burnham washed down the last crumbs with coffee, set his mug on the next seat and glanced out a starboard port for the tenth time. He saw land, and held his breath.

  Moran noticed. “What you lookin at out there?”

  “Lü Shun K’ou.”

  “No kiddin’. What’s that in Merkin?”

  “Port Arthur.”

  Moran squinted at his wristwatch. “Right on time. Your old hometown, or something?”

  “Never been there.”

  “You plan to be long in Peking?”

  “Can’t say.”

  “Reason I ask,” Moran said, “we may not be able to fly in there forever.”

  “Fly anything out?”

  “Big shots. Bags of gold, probably. Antiques. What the hell do I know? But it’s a good run. Peking’s a nice old town.”

  A nice old town!

  “So there goes China,” Moran said sadly.

  “No,” Burnham said. “She’ll be right where she always was. Any flak along here?” He stretched to retrieve his duffel bag.

  “None. Peaceful. You mind if I ask what line of work you’re in?”

  Burnham freed the lock and rummaged. “Kidnapping.” He dumped garments, cloth shoes. He brandished a round winter hat, heavily ruffed in rabbit fur.

  “Good pay?”

  “Civil service.”

  “Pension.”

  “Benefits.” Burnham took off his parka, sweater and khaki shirt. Aft, the murmuring died; they were watching him. He removed his mukluks and trousers, and stood tall in socks and skivvies.

  Moran asked, “Do you do this on commercial flights?”

  Burnham drew on the padded dark-blue Chinese trousers. The waistband was forty-four inches; he folded it over in front and belted it with a red silk sash. He donned a heavy cotton shirt, cream-colored, the collar Prussian but rounded, the buttons of cloth, knots that slipped into loops. Then the quilted gown, dark blue; then the overgown, dark blue; and the black shoes with many-layered cotton soles. He bowed. Moran and the others applauded. He transferred his wallet, passport and bandanna to mysteriously located pockets, like a magician preparing surprises, stuffed his Western clothes into the duffel bag, locked it, then sat back and set the winter hat square on his head. He rolled down the furry ruff; it fell to his shoulders.

  “Come on out,” Moran said.

  Burnham tugged the hat off and rolled up the ruff. “You can cut holes for eyes.”

  They gossiped for a while then, Did-you-ever-know-Dale-Ball-No-but-how-about-Phil-Hanes, so that Burnham almost forgot his destination, but at the sudden sight of the Chinese landscape he prickled, and his blood sang.

  “I bet you do just fine with those Chinese women,” Moran was saying. Burnham grunted, gazing down on snowy fields. “Millions and millions of ’em,” Moran said, “and you sweet-talkin’ in their language and showin’ real money.”

  Burnham ignored him. He saw a river and fisherman’s boat and a village in a hollow, half misted over.

  It was one thing, Burnham knew, to love Peking from the air on a shiny winter morn: to glimpse the massive city walls from a thousand feet, the Temple of Heaven, the Forbidden City, the tiny rise of Coal Hill, the shifting sparkle of sunlight off tiled roofs, bright red, some blue, most green—little yellow now and he missed it, the warm imperial yellow of old Peking—the darker blue lakes, and the black lines of canals and railroad tracks.

  It was another thing, he knew, to be a Pekinger, man or woman, and never to see all that. To be someone for whom Peking was not the glittering Cambaluc but a nest of squalid alleys, or perhaps worse, the grimy corner of a foul room off one of those alleys. Where the poor of Peking lived, the alleys reeked of excrement, dead animals and, on lucky days, opium; and in them swarmed tens of thousands whose lives darkened quickly from trachoma, who hobb
led and lurched from rickets, whose ancestors had vanished in flood or famine and whose near and dear in plague and war, leaving no tablets to be revered, no land, no silver, no pigs or pots, whose bellies were clenched fists, who sucked the dry bones of despair and were too empty to weep.

  Yet this superman’s sight of China excited him; he almost shook. This was home. In his mind English faded away and the great Eastern voice rose: the voice of the Middle Kingdom, ancient and musical, the song of pied birds and fat gods, of archers and empresses, of the cardinal points and the eight winds, of moon gates and pagodas, and the same song a dirge for myriad upon myriad of men, women and children whose bones filled the Great Wall, and fertilized whole provinces, and paved riverbeds. The anthem of a land where civil officials of the fifth grade had formerly worn as a badge of rank not a star, thunderbolt, dagger or death’s-head, but a silver pheasant.

  The aircraft banked and swooped. Shanties bloomed below, and fields patchy with snow. Then a wall, a runway, a row of lights mute now at noon, a bump, a squeal. They taxied past the low terminal, crawled among fighters and transports and halted.

  Burnham clambered down the steel ladder and set foot once more in China.

  3

  Toward the end of 1937 the Japanese crushed the worm people along the Yangtze River. They left behind a pale and terrified Shanghai, millions of worm people—and better yet, thousands of paper-colored foreigners—trembling like moths. They swept west, all units—units with names like Nakajima, Hatanaka, Minoura, Inoki, and many more—and raced to the Purple Mountain at Nanking, two hundred miles in one month.

  Their impatience was understandable. They had waited decades. In 1931 they had finally conquered Manchuria (“self-defense,” they said). In 1932 they had invaded Shanghai and withdrawn when asked by the League of Nations (“statesmanship,” they said). Their moment came in July of 1937, when they took advantage of a minor incident outside Peking to vent half a century of frustration: they committed themselves to the conquest of all China, seized Shanghai firmly and started west (Asia for the Asiatics, they called it, and later the Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere).

 

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