Vogue and Harper’s Bazaar view [pregnancy] as mere plump frumpery, too impossibly unchic and rarely, if ever, mentionable. But with Jacqueline Kennedy being [as important as she is], the issue can hardly be obscured much longer. Pregnancy is fashionable; at the very least, it is no longer an excuse for looking unfashionable.
Clothesmaker Lane Bryant cashed in on the publicity with their new First Lady Maternity Fashion Ensemble. It was a hit, and maternity clothes have never been the same.
MISCELLANEOUS INFLUENCE
• George Bush loved playing horseshoes. During his presidency, sales of the game went up 20%.
• In 1962, Newsweek wrote: “When Jackie Kennedy sported Capri pants, women raced to buy them. When Jackie appeared in a roll-brimmed hat, millinery shops were rocked with orders or copies. So it was inevitable that when the president’s wife took to wraparound sunglasses, a fad would follow. Indeed, despite a recent White House request that merchants not use the presidential family to push products, many of the fast-selling wraparounds still managed to focus their promotion on the First Lady. A big seller, for example, is the $15 Jaqui.”
• President Eisenhower helped popularize TV trays. Every night, reporters told the nation, Ike and his wife “eat supper off matching tray-tables in front of a bank of special TV consoles built into one wall of the White House family quarters.” Ordinary families followed suit.
• President Kennedy publicized the fact that he had taken the Evelyn Woods speed-reading course. For a time, enrollment at Evelyn Wood—and other courses—boomed.
JFK helped popularize football. He and his staff played touch football on the White House lawn.
VIDEO TREASURES
How many times have you found yourself at a video store staring at the thousands of films you’ve never heard of, wondering which ones are worth watching? It happens to us all the time—so we decided to offer a few recommendations for relatively obscure, quirky videos you might like.
DREAMCHILD (1985) Drama
Review: “A poignant story of the autumn years of Alice Hargreaves, the model for Lewis Carroll’s Alice in Wonderland. Film follows her on a visit to New York in the 1930s, with fantasy sequences by Jim Henson’s Creature Shop.” (Video Hound’s Golden Movie Retriever) Stars: Coral Brown, Ian Holm, Peter Gallagher. Director: Gavin Millar.
THE STUNT MAN (1980) Mystery / Suspense
Review: “Nothing is ever quite what it seems in this fast-paced, superbly crafted film. It’s a Chinese puzzle of a movie and, therefore, may not please all viewers. Nevertheless, this directorial tour de force by Richard Rush has ample thrills, chills, suspense, and surprises for those with a taste for something different.” (Video Movie Guide) Stars: Peter O’Toole, Steve Railsback, Barbara Hershey.
SUGAR CANE ALLEY (1984. French, with subtitles) Drama
Review: “Beautifully made drama about an 11-year-old boy and his all-sacrificing grandmother, surviving in a Martinique shantytown in the 1930s. Rich, memorable characterizations; a humanist drama of the highest order.” (Leonard Maltin’s Movie & Video Guide) Stars: Gary Cadenat, Darling Legitimus. Director: Edwin L. Marian.
SMILE (1975) Satire
Review: “Hilarious, perceptive satire centering around the behind-the-scenes activity at a California ‘Young American Miss’ beauty pageant, presented as a symbol for the emptiness of American middle-class existence.” (Leonard Maltin’s Movie & Video Guide) Stars: Bruce Dern, Barbara Feldon. Director. Michael Ritchie.
The single most common object involved in choking is toothpicks.
WRONG IS RIGHT (1982) Comedy
Review: “Sean Connery, as a globe-trotting television reporter, gives what may be the best performance of his career, in this outrageous, thoroughly entertaining end-of-the-world black comedy, written, produced, and directed by Richard Brooks. An updated version of Network and Dr. Strangelove.” (Video Movie Guide) Stars: Sean Connery, Robert Conrad. Director: Richard Brooks.
MIRACLE MILE (1989) Thriller
Review: “A riveting, apocalyptic thriller about a mild-mannered misfit who,…standing on a street corner at 2 a.m., answers a ringing pay phone. The caller…announces that bombs have been launched for an all-out nuclear war….A surreal, wicked farce sadly overlooked in theatrical release.” (Video Hound’s Golden Movie Retriever) Stars: Anthony Edward, Mare Winningham. Director: Steve Dejamatt.
TIME BANDITS (1981) Fantasy
Review: “This subversive kid’s adventure teams a youngster with a criminally minded pack of dwarves on the run from the Supreme Being through holes in time. A highly imaginative, quirky mix of Monty Python humor, historical swashbuckler, and kid’s gee-whiz adventure.” (Seen That, Now What?) Stars: Sean Connery, David Warner. Director: Terry Gilliam.
DEFENSE OF THE REALM (1985) Thriller
Review: “A British politician is accused of selling secrets to the KGB through his mistress and only a pair of dedicated newspapermen believe he is innocent….They discover a national cover-up conspiracy. An acclaimed, taut thriller.” (Video Hound’s Golden Movie Retriever) Stars: Gabriel Byrne, Greta Scacci. Director: David Drury.
NIGHT MOVES (1975) Mystery
Review: “While trying to deal with his own sour private life, a P.I. is hired by a fading Hollywood star to track down her reckless daughter, involving him in art smuggling, murder, and sex on Florida’s Gulf Coast. This incisive psychological drama manages to be both intelligent and entertaining.” (Seen That, Now What?)
Stars: Gene Hackman, Jennifer Warren. Director: Arthur Penn.
Eagles can’t hunt when it’s raining.
LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS
In this chapter, we feeeed you the story of one of the most unlikely—but most popular—cult films of all time.
ALL SET TO GO
A few days after he finished work on a film called A Bucket of Blood in 1959, director Roger Corman had lunch with the manager of Producers Studio, the company that rented him office space. The manager mentioned that another company had just finished work on a film, and the sets were still standing.
“I said, just as a joke, ‘If you leave the sets up, I’ll come in for a couple of days and see if I can just invent a picture, because I have a little bit of money now and some free time,” Corman recalled years later. “And he said, ‘Fine.’ The whole thing was kind of a whim. I booked the studio for a week.”
TO B OR NOT TO B
Corman, 32, had only been directing films for five years (The Monster from the Ocean Floor and Attack of the Crab Monsters were two early titles). But he was already developing a reputation for making profitable movies very quickly on minuscule budgets—a skill that would later earn him the title “King of the B films.”
He had filmed A Bucket of Blood, a “beatnik-styled horror comedy” in only five days, a personal record. He bet his friend at Producers Studio that he could make this next film in 48 hours.
COMING UP WITH A SCRIPT
Corman called scriptwriter Chuck Griffith, who’d written A Bucket of Blood, and told him to write a new variation of the same story. The only limitations: it had to be written for the existing sets, and Corman had to be able to rehearse all of the scenes in three days…and then film them in two.
Griffith took the assignment. He and Corman went bar-hopping to brainstorm an outline for the film. It was a long night: Griffith got drunk, then got into a barroom brawl. Somehow, he and Corman still managed to come up with a story about a nerdy flower shop employee and his man-eating plant.
Rule of thumb: The right rear tire on your car will wear out before the others do.
DEJA VU
Griffith turned in the final script a week later. It was essentially a warmed-over version of A Bucket of Blood.
• In A Bucket of Blood, a well-meaning sculptor accidentally kills his landlord’s cat, then hides the evidence by turning it into a sculpture, which he titles Dead Cat. When the sculpture brings him the notoriety he’s always sought, he starts killing people and making them into sc
ulptures, too.
• In Little Shop of Horrors, a well-meaning flower shop employee becomes a local hero after he accidentally creates a man-eating plant (which he names Audrey Jr., after his girlfriend) by crossbreeding a Venus flytrap with a buttercup. He then begins killing people to keep the plant—and his fame—alive.
LOW BUDGET
• The filming took place between Christmas and New Year’s Eve 1959. Corman spent a total of $23,000 on the film, including $800 for the finished script and $750 for three different models of Audrey Jr.: a 12-inch version, a 6-foot version, and a full-grown 8-foot version.
• Corman pinched pennies wherever he could. Jack Nicholson, 23 years old when Corman hired him to play a masochistic dental patient named Wilbur Force, remembers that Corman wouldn’t even spend money making copies of the script: “Roger took the script apart and gave me only the pages for my scenes. That way he could give the rest of the script to another actor or actors.”
• Corman also paid a musician named Fred Katz $317.34 for the musical score…but as John McCarty and Mark McGee write in The Little Shop of Horrors book,
Katz simply used the same score he’d written for A Bucket of Blood, which has also been used in another Corman film, The Wasp Woman and would be used yet again in Corman’s Creature from the Haunted Sea. Whether or not Corman was aware he was buying the same score three times is unknown.
• Even if a shot wasn’t perfect, Corman would use it if he could. In the first day of shooting, Jackie Haze and Jack Nicholson accidentally knocked over the dentist’s chair, spoiling the shot and breaking the chair. When the property master said it would take an hour to fix the chair so they could reshoot the scene, Corman changed the script to read, “The scene ends with the dentist’s chair falling over.”
Sixty-five percent of all paper bought by the federal government is used by the Defense Department.
• Corman was legendary for getting as much work out of his actors and writers as he could. One example: Chuck Griffith, who wrote the script, also played a shadow on a wall, the man who runs out of the dentist’s office with his ear bitten, and the thief who robs the flower shop. He also directed the Skid Row exterior shots and provided the voice for Audrey Jr. (Griffith’s voice wasn’t supposed to make it into the final film—he was just the guy who stood off camera and read the plant’s lines so the actors would have something to react to. Corman had planned to dub in another actor’s voice later. “But it got laughs,” Griffith says, “so Corman decided to leave it the way it was.”)
• Corman also saved money by filming all of the Skid Row exteriors actually in Skid Row, and using “real bums to play the bums.” Griffith, who directed the scenes, paid them 10¢ per scene, using the change he had in his pocket.
THAT’S A WRAP
• Corman finished all of the interior shots in the required two days, then spent a couple more evenings filming the exterior shots. To this day, Little Shop of Horrors is listed in the Guinness Book of World Records for “the shortest shooting schedule for a full-length, commercial feature film made without the use of stock footage.”
• In its original release, Little Shop of Horrors was only a modest success. It didn’t develop its cult following until the late 1960s, when it became a Creature Feature classic on late-night TV. It was adapted into an off-Broadway musical in 1982, which was itself adapted into a new $20 million film in 1987.
• “Little Shop of Horrors is the film that established me as an underground legend in film circles,” Corman says. “People come up to me on the street who have memorized parts of the dialogue. I suppose you could say it was The Rocky Horror Picture Show of its time.”
A horse expends more energy lying down than it does standing up.
PUBLIC PROPOSALS
Asking someone to marry you used to be a solemn, private matter. No longer. Now it’s a public event, complete with trumpeters, billboards, and an audience—ranging from a few passersby to hundreds of thousands of TV viewers. (Incidentally, the answers to these proposals were all “yes”!)
DAN CAPLIS
Proposed: On television
Story: Caplis and Aimee Sporer worked for Channel 4 news in Denver—he was the legal expert, she was the anchorwoman. One night they were sitting next to each other during a broadcast. After explaining how judges decide on criminal sentences, Caplis looked at the camera and told the audience that since they were like family, he wanted to share an important moment with them. He took a ring out of his pocket and put it in front of Sporer. Choked up, she said, “I would love to marry you,” then turned away from the camera. The quick-thinking cameraman cut for a commercial break.
LOU DROESCH
Proposed: At a city council meeting
Story: Pam Ferris, the city clerk of Louisville, Colorado, was taking notes at the council meeting when Droesch, a local mortgage banker, went up to the microphone to voice his opinion about an issue. It wasn’t the issue anyone expected. He said: “I’m crazy about your city clerk. And I ask that the city fathers approve my asking for her hand in marriage.” Then he got down on one knee and popped the question.
NEIL NATHANSON
Proposed: In a crossword puzzle
Story: Neil and his girlfriend, Leslie Hamilton, liked doing the San Francisco Examiner crossword puzzles together. “One Sunday,” writes Michael Kernan in Smithsonian magazine, “Leslie noticed that many of the puzzle answers struck close to home.
“State or quarterback” turned out to be MONTANA, which is where she came from. “Instrument” was CELLO, which she plays. “I was about halfway through the puzzle,” she remembers, “when I figured out that a string of letters running across the middle of the puzzle said ‘DEAR__ WILL YOU MARRY ME NEIL.’…Sure enough, it was Leslie.”
Job-search rule of thumb: For every 1,470 resumes an employer receives, 1 person is hired.
Neil, it turns out, had been working with Merl Reagle, the Examiner’s puzzlemaker, for four months. They invited him to the wedding. “I never did finish the puzzle,” Leslie added.
JIM BEDERKA
Proposed: During a college graduation ceremony
Story: Paige Griffin was sitting with her class, ready to graduate from Ramapo College in Mahwah, New Jersey, when her boyfriend Jim showed up and asked her to leave the group for a minute. She said no—she didn’t want to cause a disturbance. He kept insisting, getting more and more aggravated. Finally she gave in. As she stepped into the aisle, she saw two trumpeters decked in medieval garb standing at the stage. Between them: a sign reading “Paige, will you marry me?” When she accepted, the trumpeters held up a “She said yes” sign; 1,500 people applauded.
MARK STEINES
Proposed: At an AIDS benefit
Story: Leanza Cornett, 1993’s Miss America, paused during her performance at the 1994 AIDS mastery Benefit in Los Angeles to select a raffle winner. She stuck her hand in a bag, pulled out a piece of paper, and read: “Let’s get married. Wanna? Check the appropriate response: Yes or Yes.” She thought it was a joke…until she realized there was a ring attached.
BOB BORNACK
Proposed: On a billboard
Story: In the Chicago suburb of Wood Dale, Bornack put up a billboard that read: “Teri, Please Marry Me! Love, Bob.” The sign company immediately got 10 calls from women named Teri who wanted to know if it was “their” Bob. “One Teri called in a total panic because she’s dating two Bobs,” said an employee. “She didn’t know which one to answer.” (It wasn’t either of them.)
Female spiders spin better webs than males do.
BRAND NAMES
Here are more origins of commercial names.
ADIDAS. Adolph and Rudi Dassler formed Dassler Brothers Shoes in Germany in 1925. After World War II, the partnership broke up, but each brother kept a piece of the shoe business: Rudi called his new company Puma; Adolph, whose nickname was “Adi,” renamed the old company after himself—Adi Dassler.
PENNZOIL. In the early 1900s, two motor oi
l companies—Merit Oil and Panama Oil—joined forces and created a brand name they could both use: Pennsoil (short for William Penn’s Oil). It didn’t work—consumers kept calling it Penn-soil. So in 1914 they changed the s to a z.
DIAL SOAP. The name refers to a clock or watch dial. The reason: It was the first deodorant soap, and Lever Bros, wanted to suggest that it would prevent B.O. “all around the clock.”
WD-40. In the 1950s, the Rocket Chemical Company was working on a product for the aerospace industry that would reduce rust and corrosion by removing moisture from metals. It took them 40 tries to come up with a workable Water Displacement formula.
LYSOL. Short for lye solvent.
MAZDA. The Zoroastrian god of light.
NISSAN. Derived from the phrase Nissan snagyo, which means “Japanese industry.”
ISUZU. Japanese for “50 bells.”
MAGNA VOX. In 1915 the Commercial Wireless and Development Co. created a speaker that offered the clearest sound of any on the market. They called it the Magna Vox—which means great voice in Latin.
The expression “gun moll” comes from the Yiddish goniffs moll, which means “thief’s girl.”
PRIMETIME PROVERBS
TV comments about everyday life, from Primetime Proverbs, by Jack Mingo and John Javna.
ON FIGHTING
Farrah: “A swordsman does not fear death if he dies with honor.”
Doctor Who: “Then he’s an idiot.”
—Doctor Who
Student: “What is the best way to deal with force?”
Teacher: “As we prize peace and quiet above victory, there is a simple and preferred method—we run away.”
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