1. Upside down with me dad. I think I’ve probably spent my whole life trying to find something as fun as this.
2. Chillaxing. I clearly haven’t learnt to sit forward on the sofa yet.
3. Looking good. (Yes, I think those are knickers in the background.)
4. In me checked dress, looking like butter wouldn’t melt.
5. Hair up and ready to do a human sacrifice on my little cousin.
6. Gogglebox Scarlett in topless shocker!
7. Try telling me this hat isn’t awesome. You can’t. It is.
8. With me mam. I’m sorry, I know you might think you’re the best dancer, but it’s actually me and I have the certificate to prove it.
9. The brows, the brows!
10. Double-strawing it.
11. A selection of ‘strong looks’, including braids!
12. Me touching some sort of squealing fish.
13. Just about to go and do my old-fogie dancing.
14. I loved that fur coat at the time. *sigh*
15. Me with a bloody massive ring on me finger.
16. Eighteen-years-old and shy and retiring.
17. Strictly Scarlett.
18. Freshers Week.
19. The girls: (clockwise from top left) me, Sarah, Hannah, Billie, Sam and Kellie.
20. I was so much more into the mouse ears than my sister, Ava.
21. On the sofa for Gogglebox with me mam and dad.
First published 2016 by Boxtree
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