by Jill Mansell
Sally considered the facts then decided there was no reason why it should. If Lola was allowed to have a crush on her brother and yearn for him shamelessly, it seemed only fair that she should be allowed a shot at Lola’s dad. Crikey, if Lola married Doug and she married Nick, she’d be Lola’s stepmother and her sister-in-law; wouldn’t that be a turn-up for the books? It was the kind of thing that got you invited onto TV shows and… um, OK, maybe getting a teeny bit carried away here, just the weeniest bit ahead of herself…
‘The ice cream had pretty much melted,’ said Nick. ‘So I put the bowl in the sink.’
‘Right. Um, thanks.’ Oh God, please don’t say he was going to turn out to be another neurotic-obsessive-compulsive-tidier-upper. But he hadn’t cleared away anything else, so that was good. He had lovely hands too, capable-looking fingers and clean, well-shaped nails. Ooh, and if we all had children they’d be simultaneously each other’s cousins and uncles and aunts…
‘What are you thinking?’ Nick was regarding her with interest, his dark head tilted to one side.
Again, probably best not to tell him. ‘Just wondering if I’m allowed to ask how it went today, meeting up with Lola and her mum.’
‘Not brilliantly. It wasn’t a fairytale reunion.’ He paused, stirring his tea. ‘Hardly surprising, I suppose. Bit of a shock for Blythe. That’s why I came over to see Lola, to find out how things are now. Relationships are… complicated.’
‘Ha, tell me about it.’
Nick grinned. ‘Lola did happen to mention you’d had your share of bad luck with men.’
Oh Lola did, did she? Cheers, Lola. Then again, maybe it had been fate all along, nature’s way of forcing her to wait until Mr Right—no, Mr Absolutely Perfect—turned up.
And since he already knew, there was no point trying to deny the past.
‘That’s a very polite way of putting it,’ Sally said ruefully, ‘but I think you mean my share of bastards.’ On the TV a groan of disappointment went up from the audience and she pointed to the pair of skaters sprawled on the ice. ‘It’s like that, isn’t it? One minute it’s all going so well, you’re twirling and flying through the air and actually starting to think you’re in with a chance of gold. And the next minute, splat, you’re flat on your face. That’s why I love watching my old video of Torvill and Dean doing Bolero. Because I know it doesn’t go wrong, nobody falls over and they carry on being perfect right to the end.’ She paused then said with a lopsided smile, ‘Wouldn’t it be great if our lives could be like that?’
Oops, had that been a bit too heartfelt? Did it make her sound needy and desperate? Was he going to make fun of her now?
But that didn’t happen. Instead, nodding in agreement, he said, ‘It’s what everyone wants, if they’re honest. We just can’t help buggering things up. But the right man’s out there somewhere, I know he is.’
Sally looked innocent. ‘For you?’
He smiled easily. ‘For you. It’s just a question of tracking him down.’
They carried on chatting for another hour. He was so wonderfully easy to talk to. She learned about his career in advertising and told him about her own job—you couldn’t really call it a career—as a receptionist in a busy doctors’ surgery in Wimbledon.
Nick was surprised. ‘And this is NHS? I wouldn’t have had you down as a doctors’ receptionist.’
‘Because I’m not tidy?’ Hurt, Sally said, ‘I’m very organized at work.’
‘I actually meant you look too glamorous.’
She flushed at the compliment, smoothed back her hair. ‘I love my job. OK, it’s not high-powered and it isn’t glamorous, but the doctors I work with are great. Really friendly. It’s never boring. And I’m good at what I do,’ she added with pride. ‘Dr Willis says I’m the most efficient receptionist they’ve ever had.’
‘So this surgery then, is it not a good place to meet men? What are these doctors like?’
‘Old and married.’ Hastily, because she knew Nick was forty-eight, Sally said, ‘I mean, ancient. Sixties. Much older than you.’
His mouth curved at the corners. ‘Glad to hear it. How about the patients, then? Must be a few promising ones there.’
‘Well, yes, until you look through their medical notes.’ Sally pulled a face. ‘And read all about their stomach upsets, their erectile dysfunction, the excessive sweating and eczema in their skin folds, not to mention their problems with excessive wind and snoring… I don’t know, somehow all the magic goes out of them after that.’
He looked appalled. ‘Jesus, who d’you have coming to your surgery? A bunch of trolls?’
‘They don’t have all those things. And not all at once. It’s just when you type a name into the computer, the whole medical history comes up on the first page. Say it’s an ultra-respectable bank manager,’ Sally explained. ‘He might look really nice, he might sound really nice. But one glance at the screen and I know he caught a sexually transmitted disease when he was nineteen, had a stubborn fungal infection between his toes when he was twenty-eight, and for the last three years has been seeing a specialist at a center for gender reassignment.’
‘I take your point. What’s more,’ said Nick, ‘I’ll never try and chat up my doctor’s receptionist again.’
Chapter 28
‘You missed Nick. He left twenty minutes ago.’ Sally beckoned Lola into the flat, eager to tell her everything. ‘Isn’t he great? He’s been waiting here for you to get back. In the end he had to leave, but we’ve had a lovely couple of hours getting to know each other. He’s just so—’
‘Oh no, he waited a couple of hours? Why didn’t he ring me?’ Distracted, Lola scrabbled for her phone. ‘Damn, when did I switch that off?’
‘It wasn’t a problem. We’ve been chatting non-stop. In fact—’
‘Hang on, let me just give him a quick call.’
Sally waited impatiently for Lola to get off the phone; she was longing to tell her how well they’d got along together and what an attractive man her father was. Not that Lola could have any reason to mind, but to be polite she was going to jokily ask her permission before making a proper play for him.
‘Damn, now his phone’s switched off.’ Lola shook her head, then straightened up and broke into a dazzling smile. ‘Sorry, not concentrating. What a day! So you met Nick. Did you like him?’
Ha, just a bit! ‘He’s great,’ Sally said eagerly. ‘I really liked him; in fact—’
‘Oh God, I’m so glad, because when you think about it, what would you do if you met your real father and he turned out to be awful? Wouldn’t that be just the worst thing in the world? But he isn’t awful, and we get on so well together, I couldn’t—’
‘So did we. Get on well together,’ Sally blurted out.
‘See? That’s it exactly, he’s a genuinely nice person. That’s why I know I can do it.’
‘Do what?’
Lola looked smug. ‘Get them back together.’
Do what?
‘But, but…’
‘Wouldn’t that be perfect?’ Lola, her eyes shining, unwound her scarf and collapsed onto the sofa. ‘And I’ve made up my mind now. I’m going to make it happen. OK, it didn’t get off to the best of starts, but that was just the shock factor. I went home with Mum this afternoon and we had a proper talk about everything. It was amazing, hearing all this stuff for the first time. And look what she gave me.’ Lola took an envelope from her bag and carefully slid out a photograph. ‘It’s the two of them together, before I came along.’
Feeling numb, Sally gazed at the photograph. Lola’s mother, her red-gold hair swinging around her shoulders, was wearing a purple and white sundress, a stripy green cardigan, and clumpy white platform shoes. Nick, sitting on the wall next to her with a proprietary arm around her narrow waist, grinned into the camera. He was twenty years old, co
cky, and good-looking in a denim shirt and jeans, with everything going for him. Lola’s mother looked like a young Jane Asher—minus the dress sense—and Nick was her Paul McCartney.
‘This is how I know I can do it,’ said Lola, tapping the old photo. ‘My mum kept it all these years. That means she still cares about him.’
Sally exhaled slowly. The disappointment was crushing. Why did stuff like this always have to happen to her? Struggling to sound normal, she said, ‘Maybe she just forgot it was there. I’ve got photos at home of my seventh birthday party but it doesn’t mean I care about the kids I was at infants school with. I can’t even remember their names.’
‘That’s completely different.’ Lola shook her head. ‘You were seven years old. When it’s boyfriend-girlfriend stuff, you don’t hang on to photos of the ones you don’t like anymore. You just don’t want those pictures to exist! But if you do still care about the other person, you keep the photos. Like I’ve still got all mine of me and Dougie.’
‘Maybe, but has he still kept his ones of you? Anyway,’ Sally was defensive, ‘it’s a personal thing. Some people keep all their photographs regardless.’ Meaning that she had. Crikey, if she were to tear up all the photos of her with the exes who’d chucked her, she wouldn’t have any left. Dammit, and now she wasn’t even going to be allowed to have a shot at Lola’s father because Lola—completely selfishly—had decided that she wanted him to get back together with her mother.
Bum.
The door swung open behind them and for a split second Sally’s foolish heart leapt, because what if it was Nick rushing back to tell her he couldn’t bear to be without her, that it had been love at first sight for him too, that he had no interest in getting back together with Blythe…
Oh, and that he’d secretly had a spare key cut, which was how he’d been able to burst back into the flat.
‘They do it deliberately,’ Gabe announced, tipping Lola’s feet off the sofa and throwing himself down with a groan of despair. ‘I swear to God, their mission in life is to officially do my head in. Celebrities.’ He exhaled, pushing his hands through his floppy blond hair. ‘Couldn’t you just roll them up in a big red carpet and tip them over a cliff?’
‘Not a good night?’ Lola was sympathetic.
‘Bloody useless. Complete waste of time. I waited three hours for this actress to come out of a hair place in Primrose Hill. I was getting thirstier and thirstier, but I stuck it out because I knew she had to be finished soon. Then finally I couldn’t stand it a minute longer and raced into the shop across the road. I was in there for fifteen seconds, no more than that. And when I came out, her limo was pulling away. I tell you, I felt like throwing rocks at it.’
‘Poor you.’ Lola gave his arm a squeeze. ‘Yeurgh, you’re freezing. What’s all this stuff in your pocket?’ She had a quick rummage, pulling out sandwich wrappers, crisp packets and a folded sheet of A4 paper.
‘Homework. Colin gave it to me.’ Gabe shook his head wearily. ‘It’s a list of car registration numbers belonging to celebs. If you spot one in the street, you know they’re in the vicinity. I’m supposed to learn the whole list. Oh hell, I can’t do this job. How am I supposed to recognize all these people when there’s so damn many of them? And when it comes to the girls with blond hair extensions, well, they’re even worse. They all look exactly the same!’
‘You’ll get the hang of it.’ Lola’s tone was consoling. ‘What about the other paps, are they friendly?’
‘They’re OK,’ grumbled Gabe. ‘But they’re taking the mickey out of me because I keep getting things wrong. I thought I’d spotted Britney Spears coming out of Waterstones with an armful of dictionaries but it wasn’t her. And this morning I got a great shot of George Clooney pushing a pram in Hyde Park, except it turned out to be some bloke from last year’s Big Brother. I’m a laughing stock. They keep pointing to old homeless guys in the street and saying, “Quick, Gabe, it’s Pierce Brosnan!” and “Hey, Gabe, isn’t that George Bush?”’
‘But your photos of Tom Dutton and Jessica Lee were in Heat this week,’ said Lola. ‘Look how much money you made from those shots. They’re just jealous.’
‘That was a fluke. I could work for the next five years and not get another chance like that.’
‘Or it could happen again tomorrow,’ Sally chimed in. ‘That’s the thing, you never know. It’s like panning for gold.’
‘We’ll see. This isn’t as great as I thought it might be. And I have to work on New Year’s Eve,’ grumbled Gabe. ‘What a lousy way to spend the night, hanging around outside all the best parties, freezing my nuts off.’
Sally looked smug. ‘You can take my photo if you like. I’m off to a fantastic glitzy do on New Year’s Eve.’
‘That’s three days away.’ Eyeing the plates with crumbs on, the dirty cups, the pistachio nut shells and the basket of make-up on the coffee table, Gabe said evenly, ‘Any chance of clearing this mess up before you go?’
‘See what I’m up against?’ Sally rolled her eyes and grinned at Lola. ‘Totally neurotic!’
***
It was seven o’clock on New Year’s Eve. ‘You won’t believe what’s happened,’ wailed Sally, bursting into Lola’s flat. ‘My bloody boss has only been and gone and stood me up.’
Lola, hopping around with one shoe on and one shoe off, said, ‘For your posh do? You can come along to the White Hart with us if you like. It won’t be posh and you’ll definitely get beer spilled over you, but it’ll be a good night.’ It would actually be a sweaty, crowded, extremely rowdy night but Tim from work had bullied everyone into buying tickets and Lola hadn’t had the heart to refuse. Persuasively she added, ‘A tenner a ticket and all the burgers you can eat.’
Sally looked horrified. ‘My God, I can’t imagine anything more horrible. My ticket for the Carrick cost a hundred and fifty pounds.’
‘Blimey, I’d want gold-plated, diamond-encrusted burgers for that price.’
But it was for charity, Lola learned. And they certainly didn’t serve burgers at the five-star, decidedly glitzy Carrick Hotel overlooking Hyde Park. The event was dinner and a quiz, with tables of ten forming teams who were to compete against each other. Dr Willis, Sally’s boss, had been due to partner her for the evening—in a platonic way, naturally, what with him being sixty-four years old and keen on astronomy—but had just phoned to apologize that he couldn’t make it after all, his daughter having begged him to babysit his grandchildren instead.
‘So the ticket’s already been paid for,’ Sally finished. ‘Seems a shame to waste it. Wouldn’t you rather come with me to the Carrick than squeeze into some scuzzy, sticky-carpeted pub?’
Weakening, Lola pulled a face; she hated letting people down. ‘Tim’s expecting me to be there. I don’t want to disappoint him.’
‘Sure? It’ll be fun.’ Sally played her trump card. ‘Doug’s on our table.’
Oh well, everyone else from Kingsley’s was going along to the White Hart; it wasn’t as if Tim would be all on his own. ‘Go on then.’ Lola’s heart began to beat faster, because this could be her chance to really impress Dougie. ‘You’ve twisted my arm.’
Chapter 29
Having changed out of her beer-friendly black lycra top and frayed jeans into an altogether more suitable peacock-blue dress with spaghetti straps and swishy sequined hem, Lola entered the Carrick’s ballroom feeling quite the bee’s knees. Moments later those same knees quavered with excitement as, through the crowds, she spotted Dougie over by the bar, looking even more handsome than ever in formal black tie. Heavens, how could any girl resist him? He was gorgeous. Giving herself time to mentally get her act together, Lola hung back as Sally approached the group at the bar.
‘Hey, you’re here.’ Doug turned when she tapped him on the shoulder. ‘Everyone, this is my sister Sally, specialist subjects fashion and shopping. And rather mo
re usefully she’s brought along her boss who’s a doctor, so any medical questions and he’s our man. He’s also excellent on astronomy, which… which is…’ As he was speaking, Doug’s gaze had veered past Sally, searching for someone who would fit the description of aged, avuncular, planet-watching Dr Willis. When he spotted Lola his voice trailed off, his welcoming smile faded and he said, ‘Oh for heaven’s sake, I don’t believe it. You again?’
Which was, frankly, more than a little hurtful.
‘Honestly.’ Sally rolled her eyes at the rest of the group. ‘Is this what he’s like at work? Frank couldn’t make it, he has to babysit his grandchildren tonight, so I asked Lola if she’d come along in his place. Otherwise we’d have been a team member short for the quiz.’
Doug shook his head. ‘So Lola’s our medical expert for the evening. Perfect. Let’s just hope no one needs an emergency tracheotomy.’
‘Doug, calm down. I’ll answer the medical questions,’ said Sally.
The tall man next to Doug said intently, ‘Are you a doctor too?’
‘Well, no, not exactly, but I’m a GP’s receptionist.’ As the man’s lip began to curl into a sneer Sally said, ‘Do you know what papilloedema is?’
He looked startled. ‘No.’
‘See? I do. I know where the medulla oblongata is. I know about systolic and diastolic blood pressure measurements. I can tell you what talipes are.’ Airily Sally added, ‘And I can tell you exactly what to do with a sphygmomanometer.’
The man took a gulp of his drink. Lola stifled a grin. Touché.
‘Fine.’ Doug looked resigned. ‘Just don’t try and take out anyone’s appendix.’
‘Sally, hiiii!’ Yeeurgh. Isabel joined the group, flicking back her silky ice-blond hair and clutching Sally’s arms as if they were long-lost friends. Moments later, spotting Lola, she said with rather less enthusiasm, ‘Oh, hello again.’