The lamps had been trimmed low. As he turned, their forgiving light played over Molly who lounged back on the cushions, glass in hand and breasts quite naked. She smiled and did her best to look attractive.
‘Get dressed, girl.’ Morgan was irritated with himself for being drawn into Carmichael’s scheme; he reached into his pocket and put a silver crown in Molly’s hand. ‘Here, there’s better ways of earning money than that,’ and he rattled down the stairs and away as quickly as he could.
By halfway back to barracks Morgan’s canter had slowed to a quick-step. The sentries came to the salute, and raising his top hat, he went over to speak to them. Whilst he had no desire whatsoever to talk, he remembered his first captain’s advice when he joined the regiment—always be bothered with the troops: one day they’ll save your life or your reputation. They weren’t from his company, but he recognized them both. In their early twenties they were older soldiers—Morgan mused on why neither was a lance-corporal and how such old hands had managed to get caught for a greenhorn’s duty like this.
‘I’m sorry, I can’t remember your name, nor where you’re from.’ The taller of the two had a round, pock-marked face that split into a surprised grin now that an officer was talking to him.
‘Francis Luff, sir, Number Five Company.’ The man’s breath wisped into the cold night air as his gloved fingers played on the stock of his rifle.
‘No, I know that, where’s your home town, man?’
‘Oh, sorry, sir, Hayling Island—our Pete’s in your company.’
Luff seemed to have no neck at all. His head jutted straight out of the thick collar of his greatcoat, bobbing now with pleasure, the moonlight reflected off the brass ‘95’ on the front of his soft woollen cap.
‘I know him well, he’s a good man, up for a tape I’m told. What about you, you must be due promotion soon?’
‘Only thing Luffy’ll get, sir, is a bleedin’ tape-worm.’ One of the oldest jests in the troops’ lexicon was delivered in a flat Manchester accent by the other man, provoking dutiful laughs.
‘You’re doing well, lads: stand easy and for pity’s sake keep warm.’ Men cheered, bonhomie dispensed, easy, pleasant little job done, it was a good point to leave. Both men snapped their left foot forward, clasped their hands across their bellies and pushed their rifles into the crooks of their arms. The cosiness of the banter was stark against the long, lethal gleam of their bayonets.
‘He’s a decent bloke, that Paddy Morgan. Pete says ‘e’ll be all right when we get to fight.’ The conversation had pleased Luff disproportionately.
‘Don’t s’pose it’ll come to that. We’ll go down to Portsmouth tomorrer an’ be stuck there for ever, knowing our luck. Mind you, Mr Morgan did well in the ring t’other night, wouldn’t mind having him as our officer, not a stuck-up sod like some o’ the others.’ The sentries’ muttered conversation helped to pass the long hours of their watch.
The heavy metal key clunked into the back door of the Mess. Morgan’s room still felt warm against the cold of the night and as he stripped off coat, hat and muffler he twitched back his curtains. The barracks slept—but not entirely. Over there, at an end of the Grenadier Company’s lines he fancied that he could see just one light burning dimly.
FOUR
Bulganak
‘Now look, yous...’ Colour-Sergeant McGucken held the heavy rifle across his waist and pointed at the graduated rear-sight, ‘...it’s no good buggerin’ about adjustin’ the bloody thing if you don’t know how far away the target is, so you’ve got to be able to estimate the range accurately, or it’s all a waste of fuckin’ time.’
The Grenadier Company gaggled about him as the sun beat down on the eighty-odd men, all of whom swiped to keep the flies out of their eyes, ears and noses. They had been waiting in Varna on the west coast of the Black Sea for a fortnight or more whilst the politicians decided what to do next, nobody quite knowing whether they would be sent inland to help the Turks on the Danube or embark on their ships again.
‘Luff, tell us how we estimate range.’ McGucken picked the boy out from the rear of the crowd where his attention had begun to wander. He was looking at the scorched, brown Bulgarian fields and hedges where they stretched down to the sea and thinking how different it all was from the green of Hayling Island.
‘At five hundred you can make out colours; at four hundred limbs and the head become distinct; at three hundred features become visible and at two hundred all details can be discerned.’ Luff intoned the rubric that they had all been taught.
‘Good, well done Luff; why were you being so fuckin’ thick about things in Turkey?’ McGucken had almost despaired of Luff and some of the others when the fleets had paused in Scutari where the Allied forces had been gathered before the voyage into the Black Sea. It was there that the new Minie rifle had been served out to most of the regiments and the first tentative shots been tried against paper targets pinned to wooden billets. Instructors had been sent from the units who had received the weapons first, amazing everyone with the accuracy and penetration of the half-inch-wide lead bullets that were so very different from the round balls of the old, smooth-bored muskets which they carried up until then.
‘Dunno, Colour-Sar’nt...just difficult to get the hang of, ain’t it?’ replied Luff, who had struggled more than most to understand that the new weapon was so very different from the one that they had been used to. He’d been quick enough to understand that the bullet spun and was more accurate due to the rifling, that it dropped in quite a steep curve the further it flew and that you had to allow for this by tinkering around with the iron sight at the rear of the barrel. But he and several others had a real problem with estimating range.
‘Aye, well just think about what you repeated to me, don’t just chant it like some magic bloody papish prayer: understand it and keep practising.’ McGucken discovered that the boys from the land and the plough had picked the idea up quite quickly, whilst townies like Luff had taken much longer to grasp things. So, he’d taught them the words of the manual by rote, but whether they understood it properly was quite a different matter.
‘S’pose that pair yonder were Russian infantry...’ McGucken pointed across the fields to two elderly peasants who were digging in a field, ‘...what would you set your sights at to hit them, Luff?’
The boy held his hand up to shade his eyes against the sun, revealing a great wet patch at his armpit. The troops had been allowed to parade for training in their grey shirtsleeves to spare them from the heat and to save their already shabby scarlet coatees from further wear. They had just received the order to cease shaving as well, apparently in an effort to save water, but as far as McGucken was concerned, it had just given the men an excuse to let their smartness and turnout drop off even further.
‘Bout four ‘undred, I’d say.’ A general mutter of agreement greeted Luff’s estimate. ‘But are we ever goin’ to shoot at any bastard, or will we just arse about ‘ere gettin’ cholera, Colour-Sar’nt?’
‘A very good question, son.’ McGucken had been having just the same discussion in the Sergeants’ Mess last night. They had arrived in Bulgaria fully expecting to be in action alongside the Turks in no time at all, but they had done nothing for weeks now except train and move camp every time there was another outbreak of cholera. Some said the Russians had surrendered and the whole shooting match would be packed on its boats and sent home, but the papers insisted that the Allies would sail against the Russian ports in the north. ‘I reckon we’ll be off for Sevastopol once the high-ups can get the politicos to make their minds up.’
‘See...vas...tow...pol...’ The men played with the word, liking its exotic sound.
‘Where’s that then, Colour-Sar’nt?’ Luff voiced all of their thoughts.
‘Couple of hundred miles that way.’ McGucken pointed out to sea where three French men-of-war smoked past. ‘It’s the Russians’ great big bastard anchorage for their fleet and the papers say that there’s no point in comin
’ this far an’ then goin’ home without a fight. So, you’d best learn how to estimate range then, hadn’t you?’ There was a tepid hum amongst the men.
‘Now, how far away’s that haystack...Shortt?’ McGucken was as bored with the lounging about as his men were, but as he looked around their downy, sunburnt faces and their earnest, furrowed brows he wondered just how many of them would live to tell their mothers and fathers what a Russian infantryman really looked like.
***
‘They’ve got to land us south of Sevastopol, it makes no sense to go to the north.’ Carmichael seemed very sure of himself as Eddington and both his subalterns pored over a chart showing the coast of the Crimea.
‘Well, you’d think so. All these rivers that flow into the Black Sea will be perfect defensive positions and the captain tells me that there’s no really suitable beach much south of here.’ Eddington’s manicured finger hovered on the map just south of Eupatoria, thirty miles at least from the Allies’ target, Sevastopol. Like a stepladder, the rivers bisected the coastal plain, each one a major obstacle to the 60,000-strong French and British army.
‘But if we go to the south we’ll be that much closer to Sevastopol and we might catch Russ off guard?’ Morgan saw how unlikely that was from the deep, coloured contours of the map. There were only a couple of points where a landing from the sea would be possible and those, according to the chart, were well-established ports.
‘Closer, certainly, but we would have to force either Balaklava or Kamiesch and the Russians will have made that very difficult indeed. No, the captain reckons we’re for the north—that’s where the only suitable beaches are—and then we’ll have to tramp down parallel to the sea. There’s so little cavalry that we won’t be able to go too far inland and the colonel says that if we do land northwards then the plan is to hug the coast. That way we’ve got the fleets to victual us and we can march under the lee of their guns. The only question is, who gets to march closer to the ships?’ Eddington looked at the pair with a slight smile.
‘It’ll be the bloody French, pound to a penny. They’ll turn us inside out every chance they get, you see. My uncle, Sir George Cathcart, says his people almost came to blows with them in Turkey.’ Carmichael was never slow to remind people of his connections, nor to criticize the French. Only the Turks had proved more unpopular with the troops than the French so far and all but a handful of the officers followed the fashion of berating Britain’s ally whenever they could.
‘Yes, my father got a boatload of ‘em in Bantry back before Waterloo. They said they were ship-wrecked but they turned out to be spies. Hanged the lot.’ Morgan could hear the relish in his father’s words as his only bit of real service against Napoleon was rehearsed time and again during long dinners at home.
‘Just be glad that the French are with us this time, they’ve had much more recent experience of campaigning than most of us and what I’ve seen of them so far looks pretty business-like. We’ll see how they fight, but my father learned to respect them in Spain and at Waterloo, so hold your scorn for the Russians.’ Eddington could be infuriating, sometimes.
The fleets surged on across the Black Sea. A pall of black coal-smoke hung with them on the following breeze, the steamers deliberately slowing to stay abreast of the sailing ships. The coast of the Crimea was distantly sighted, a lookout in the masts far above assuring the captain that what they could see was Sevastopol.
‘And if we can see them...’ Eddington snapped shut his glass, ‘...then they can see us. We must be heading north, and there’ll be no surprise for Russ. So, gentlemen, we land tomorrow and must be ready to fight. Inspect every weapon, every round of ammunition and take a good look at feet, socks and the men’s shoes. Colour-Sar’nt, please check that Braden has enough leather and nails with him for running repairs once we’re ashore.’ Eddington had gone over all these fine details a dozen times already, Braden, the company’s cobbler having his scraps of leather and hobnails scrutinized more times in a week than in the last five years.
As dawn broke, there it was. The armada rode at anchor almost a mile off shore, gazing at a low line of dunes topped with grass in a crescent-shaped bay that the chart told them was known as ‘Kalamita’. The lead-grey sky loured over a scene that few would forget for the rest of their days and when the papers subsequently dubbed it ‘Calamity Bay’, most agreed.
***
‘Just remind me what our good captain had to say about this wretched landing?’ Major Hume had squelched up to the Grenadier Company’s three officers as they lay in the grass-studded sand-dunes. ‘‘Still as a mill-pond’ and ‘dry as a bone’ wasn’t it?’
The captain of the Himalaya had told them all how smoothly the landing would go and how they would all be ashore in no time, simply stepping from the improvised landing rafts onto the beach.
‘Are all your men as soaked as I am, Eddington?’ Hume had been scurrying about between the companies checking the state of equipment and ammunition at the commanding officer’s request.
Eddington’s company was amongst the last to land and, like the others, they had first been thrown about by a boisterous surf and then floundered into three feet of chilling water, despite everything the navy had promised. Now they all sat amongst the tussocks, boots off, wringing the salt water out of their socks.
‘To the skin, sir.’ Eddington had produced a towel from his haversack with which he was rubbing vigorously at his feet. He’d undone the straps that held his trousers tight below the instep of his boots, now the bits of leather and tiny buckles flailed around his ankles. ‘But Colour-Sergeant McGucken had the presence of mind to tell the men to keep their pouches above their heads, so our ammunition should be sound; he’s just checking it now.’
In the background McGucken, apparently totally unaffected by the ordeal by brine, stalked amongst the sprawling troops reminding the sergeants to inspect every man’s supply of wax-paper-wrapped rounds.
‘You’re lucky to have McGucken, you know, Eddington.’ Hume looked over as the Scot went quietly about his business.
‘I know, sir, we got a good deal when he came to us from the Thirty-Sixth,’ Eddington replied.
‘He was particularly good on the rafts, sir.’ Morgan interjected. ‘Most of the boys were bloody terrified of the waves but he just took the rise out of them and kept them calm.’ Morgan had been surprised how scared the men had been of the sea, until he realized how few of them could swim. Every officer had been taught the gentlemanly art of swimming just as surely as they had learnt to ride a horse, but other than for some farmers’ boys, it was a skill that few of the soldiers had mastered.
‘Yes, he’s a good fellow,’ Hume continued, ‘I have to say, if any of the boys had been dunked with sixty-five pounds of shot and kit on their backs, I don’t suppose we’d have seen them again—not alive at least. Now, let me know when you’re ready to move, Eddington, I’m amazed that we’ve had no interference from the Russians thus far,’ Hume added before moving off to have much the same conversation with Number Six Company close by.
As the 95th had come ashore, they had seen the Rifles in the sand-dunes above the beach, their dark green uniforms bobbing about the rough grass on guard against an expected counter-attack, whilst the French skirmishers had done the same, their bugles shrieking incessantly in a way that was to become all too familiar to the British. But only a few seedy Cossacks on hairy ponies had looked on until the first Allied troops appeared—providing just enough excitement to distract the men from their sopping clothes.
‘Dear God, it’s starting to rain, now...’ Eddington looked up at the dark, Crimean skies, ‘...as if we’re not wet enough already. Right, you two, I want sentries posted and the men in their blankets as soon as we’re stood down by the adjutant. Don’t let the men sit around yarning, it’ll be a hard day tomorrow and they’ll need as much sleep as possible.’
The two subalterns saluted and moved off to join their men. Soon, with their weapons piled in little pyramids,
the troops were bedded down, all of the regiment’s seven companies stretched next to each other. Morgan looked at the blanket-wrapped forms and was reminded of one vast farrow of grey piglets. Nobody was going to get much sleep with the enemy to hand and the rain setting-in, he thought, but at least they looked tidy, a sergeant’s dream.
Men settled and sentries posted, Morgan flung himself down next to the spitting camp fire that the servants had managed to light for the officers. Keenan and the other batmen were stirring at a stew made from the pork that everyone—officers and soldiers—had been issued before they disembarked, the smell of which seemed like ambrosia. The light played off their faces. Collars turned up against the wind and wet, soft caps pulled down hard, from almost every pair of lips jutted either pipe or cigar. Keenan had adopted the old soldiers’ wheeze of smoking his little, black, clay pipe with the bowl pointing down away from the rain, bits of tobacco stuck to his stubbly lips.
‘Dear God, I shall never be able to wear this in Dublin again.’ Morgan, like all the other novices to war, was doing as he was told and wearing ‘Review Order’, his best set of everything. His swallow-tailed, scarlet coatee and heavy, bullion wings had made a serious hole in the Morgan family coffers and he could remember how he was made to twist and turn around for Father and the Staff at Glassdrumman in his new regimentals, self-conscious and suspicious of their smiles. He wore those very clothes now, strapped about with belts, bottles and bullets and topped by a soaked greatcoat.
‘The men seem happy enough now we’re off that wretched ship.’ Carmichael, predictably, had the slimmest, most expensive of cheroots in his mouth. Even the smoke slid stylishly onto the breeze.
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