The Play: Briar U

by Kennedy, Elle

  But I’ve only taken one step down the hall when Ben’s door swings open and I witness yet another thing I shouldn’t.

  Only this time it’s worse than Conor coming in some chick’s mouth.

  Much, much worse.

  12

  Hunter

  I’m up at six a.m. on Monday. We have morning skate at seven and I need to eat, because I always have breakfast before practice. And then a second breakfast afterwards in the hockey facility kitchen. Like a hobbit.

  Hollis is already awake. He needs to make the drive back to New Hampshire today. Sometimes he leaves on Sunday night, but some weekends he simply can’t sacrifice one single second with his fair maiden Rupi and leaves early on Monday. I guess this was one of those weekends. But he’s in for a bitch of a commute at this hour.

  “Hey,” I say as he staggers into the kitchen.

  He grunts in response.

  I head for the coffeemaker. I need a dose of caffeine to jumpstart my brain. “Want some?” I offer.

  That gets me another grunt.

  I decide to treat it as a yes. A couple minutes later we’re drinking our coffee while I scroll through my phone to check the meal plan for the week. Our nutritionist Karly has the team on a strict diet. Granted, we break it all the time, but as Karly always warns, ignoring her meal plans only does ourselves the disservice in the end.

  I skim the options on the list and decide on an egg white omelet loaded with veggies. “You want breakfast?” I ask Hollis. “Omelets.”

  He nods. “Yeah, one for the road might be nice. Actually, make that two.”

  “You want two omelets.”

  “I’m hungry.”

  “I’ll start with one and then we’ll see if there’s time left. Coach will be pissed if I’m late.” I slide a cutting board and a knife across the counter. “Get dicing.”

  Hollis chops mushrooms and green peppers while I prep the eggs. As we cook, the rest of the house remains eerily quiet and the sky’s still dark beyond the kitchen window. The darkness makes it feel like nighttime, and my brain is unwittingly transported back to Saturday night.

  Fuck.

  Nico absolutely slept with that chick I saw him exiting the bedroom with.

  Or at the very least, he had his pants off with her.

  And when you have a serious girlfriend, your pants should never come off in the presence of another woman.

  The thing is… I didn’t actually catch him red-handed. I caught the potential aftermath. And I’m not about to stir up trouble in the relationship of someone I barely know. Demi doesn’t trust me enough yet to take my word for it. If I went up to a friend, like Dean, for example, and said, “Hey, Allie’s cheating,” he would believe me. Because Dean knows I’d have no reason to lie or play games. But Demi doesn’t know that. She would question my motivations, maybe even suspect me of trying to sabotage Nico so I could have her for myself, which isn’t the case.

  “Hey Mike,” I say as I pour the first omelet mixture into the hot pan.

  “Mmmm?” He’s busy chopping up a red pepper now.

  “I’ve got a hypothetical for you.”

  “All right. Hypothetical me.”

  “What?”

  “You know, like hit me, only with the word hypothetical instead of—whatever, just fucking say it.”

  “All right. Let’s pretend someone you know is in a long-term, committed relationship, and you caught their boyfriend or girlfriend cheating on them. Well, possibly cheating. You’re not a hundred percent certain, but the circumstances were very suspicious and…” I set down the spatula on the counter. “You know what? Screw it. I am a hundred percent certain. I know when a dude just got sucked off. I literally saw Conor ejaculating three seconds before that.”

  “Davenport.” Hollis speaks in a voice so ominous that I’m almost nervous to turn to face him.

  “Yeah?”

  “Are you trying to tell me that you saw Rupi sucking Conor Edwards’ dick?” Hollis rumbles like an angry bear, his face redder than the pepper on his cutting board. “When the fuck did it happen? Was it at the party? Was it when she went to fix her hair—”

  “Relax,” I interrupt. “I’m not talking about Rupi. Are you insane? That girl would never cheat on you. She’s obsessed with you, Hollis. She’s your stalker. You’re dating your stalker.”

  “That’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me.”

  “I’m talking about a friend from class, okay? I’m pretty sure her boyfriend cheated on her. The question is, do I tell her?”

  “Nope.” Zero hesitation from Hollis.

  “Why not?” I use the spatula to transfer the first omelet from the pan to Mike’s plate, then get to work on my own breakfast.

  “Because you don’t want to stick your nose in other people’s biz. Trust me.”

  “But he’s cheating on her.”

  “So? That’s his biz, not yours.”

  “It’s also her business,” I point out.

  “It can’t be her business when she doesn’t know about it,” Hollis counters.

  I pause. “So you subscribe to the whole ‘what she doesn’t know won’t hurt her’ camp? Really?”

  “I’m just saying, is some rando from class worth you getting involved in a third-party relationship? Child, please.”

  “Please don’t say child, please.”

  He ignores me, taking a huge bite of the omelet. “Look, if it was one of us,” he blabbers with his mouth full, “then I’d say hell yeah, you have a duty to say something. But how well do you know this chick?”

  “Not well. We’re still getting to know each other.”

  Hollis finally swallows his food. “There you go. So even if you do tell her, she won’t believe you, bro. If someone I’m ‘still getting to know’”—he uses air quotes—“accused Rupi of cheating, I’d say child, please—”

  “I’m begging you to stop saying that.”

  “—and I’d think they had an ulterior motive.”

  Mike Hollis, of all people, is rationally confirming my own doubts. But maybe men are naturally cynical? I’m sure if I polled any of the women living in this house whether they’d want to know, the answer would be YES! In a heartbeat.

  “You don’t want to get involved,” Hollis warns. “Trust me, man. Stay as far away from this situation as you can.”

  * * *

  Morning practice is fast-paced. I’m sweating like a dog, and panting like one as I skate hard toward the net. We’re running two-on-ones, designed for the defensemen to attempt to stop a forward on a breakaway. But I’m way faster than Kelvin and Peters. During the entire drill, I’ve managed not only to outskate them, but to score on net every time.

  Until now. I wind up my slapshot and unleash the puck, only for the goaltender to pluck it out of the air with his glove. It’s Trenton, our backup goalie.

  He lifts his mask and flashes a toothy grin. “How do you like them apples, captain?”

  I whistle in admiration. “That’s a wicked glove you got there. If you were a bit faster with the pads, you’d be giving Boris some real competition for the starter job.”

  Rather than look defeated, Trenton’s eyes gleam with fortitude. “Then I’ll get faster,” he vows.

  Oh yeah, he’s got that hunger. The kid’s gonna be starting games in no time.

  I skate toward the bench. Coach blows his whistle, signaling practice is over. Our defensive coordinator O’Shea asks a couple of D-men to stay behind to run one more drill, but the rest of us are free to go. Good, because my stomach is grumbling. Time for second breakfast. But first I need to wash all the sweat off me.

  Our showers have the sweetest set-up. Each one is its own individual stall separated by waist-high partitions, so we can see each other’s heads but not our junk, just the way I like it. In the stall next to mine, Con is dunking his head under the spray, smoothing his longish hair away from his forehead. He’s got a bite mark on his left shoulder. This fucking guy.

  “He
y, about this weekend,” I start, deciding to poll more people about my dilemma.

  But Conor misinterprets. Chuckling softly, he turns to grin at me. “Yeah, sorry ’bout that. I forgot to lock the door.” He raises a brow. “You should’ve joined us.”

  I’m helpless to stop my dick from twitching. Bad enough that I’m not having sex with the parade of women throwing themselves at me at parties—now I’m being invited to threesomes? The universe has a lousy sense of humor.

  “Nah, I’m not talking about the BJ. I needed—”

  “Feed me!” The anguished shout reverberates in the shower area, making Con and me jump.

  “For fuck’s sake,” Conor says, turning toward the doorway.

  Matt and Treeface are standing outside Jesse Wilkes’ stall, the latter waving Pablo around in the air. I’m not worried about the egg falling into one of the showers, because it’s been established that pigs can indeed swim.

  Jesse remains unfazed by the intruders. He simply squirts shampoo into his palms and lathers up his hair. “You can wait five minutes, Pablo,” he says cheerfully.

  Matt glares at him. “Would you really do that if he was real? If your pet pig was standing in the doorway begging to be fed?”

  “Hell yeah, I would. I’ve got three golden retrievers at home. They eat when I tell them to eat.”

  Laughter bounces off the acoustics in the room. He’s got a point. I had a Jack Russell growing up and he ate twice a day, like clockwork. My control-freak father wouldn’t have it any other way.

  Man, I miss that dog. I was ten years old when he died, and I remember crying my eyes out in my bedroom until Dad came in to inform me that real men don’t cry. Good chat.

  “But he’s starving,” Tree says in accusation.

  Jesse just gives them the finger before continuing to wash his hair. He’s even whistling.

  Although…he’s shampooing rather fast… In fact, I barely have time to blink before he’s shutting off the water and darting through the doorway.

  Conor grins at Jesse’s retreating backside. “Dude. I think they’re actually starting to believe it’s a real pig.”

  “Right?” But I can’t deny that Pablo has developed a life of his own. Even I can’t be certain he’s an egg anymore. I think he might be a real boy.

  “Anyway,” I say as I rinse off. “I need advice.”

  “Hit me,” Conor replies, because that’s a normal response from a normal person. I don’t understand why Hollis—annnnd there’s no point trying to figure out Hollis. It’s like trying to understand the wind.

  Toweling off, I quickly outline the situation. Unlike Hollis, Con does hesitate. He thinks it over for several beats before providing an answer.

  “I’d tell her.”

  “Yeah? Even though she might punch me in the face?”

  “Well, sure, the messenger always risks getting shot, but is it better to leave her in the dark? What if you run into her and the boyfriend? What do you do, pretend everything is cool and that you don’t know he’s a total douchebag?”

  “I’m with Con,” Foster pipes up from my other side. He’s been listening in this entire time. “You gotta tell her, man. And hey, if it turns out you’re wrong? You say I’m sorry, I was trying to be a good friend and look out for you, and I made a mistake.”

  Which is precisely what this boils down to—me wanting to be a good friend. I hate the idea of Demi being played for a fool. Nico seemed like a good guy the first time I met him, but he was emitting some real slime vibes at the party. On the other hand, I hardly know the dude. Maybe he’s just a bit slimy. Doesn’t make him a cheater.

  I poll a few other teammates in the locker room, and the consensus seems to be to tell Demi the truth. But it isn’t until Jesse texts his girlfriend for her opinion that I’m fully swayed to the side of morality. In all caps, Katie texts back a resounding:

  TELL HER RIGHT EFFING NOW, YOU HEARTLESS MONSTER!!!!!!

  I guess I have my answer.

  13

  Demi

  There’s a text message from Hunter when I step out of Biology class late in the afternoon. He’s supposed to come by tonight for a fake therapy session, but apparently now he’s cancelling.

  HUNTER: Need to cancel tonight. Last-minute thing in Boston.

  ME: Didn’t we LITERALLY just talk in class earlier and confirm?

  HIM: Yes, and then I LITERALLY just got a text from a friend and now I have to cancel.

  ME: I demand to know why.

  HIM: Bruins game.

  ME: Is there really a game or are you just lying to get out of studying? Cuz you were acting super strange this morning. Even TJ noticed.

  HIM: I wasn’t acting strange and there really is a game. Google it.

  ME: I will choose to believe you. How are you getting there?

  HIM: Teleporting, obviously.

  ME: Jackass. Are you driving?

  HIM: Ya. Why?

  ME: When are you leaving? Maybe I can catch a ride with you??

  I’m hopeful as I await his response. A free ride to Boston would enable me to visit my parents, who I haven’t seen since Labor Day weekend. It’s already mid-October, but I haven’t had much free time to make the trek into the city. I don’t have a car, an Uber would be too expensive, and the bus takes way too long.

  Rather than texting, Hunter calls me. “Why do you need to go to Boston?”

  “My parents live there. Our house is near Beacon Hill.”

  “Fancy.”

  “You’re one to talk, rich boy. So can I catch a ride with you?”

  “Sure. I’m leaving around six, but if you want a ride back with me, it won’t be till eleven-ish.”

  “That’s fine. Pick me up from here?”

  “Yup yup.”

  “Please don’t say yup yup. I don’t like it.”

  “I don’t care. See you in an hour.”

  He hangs up on me and I grin at the phone. Hunter amuses me. He makes a nice addition to my roster of male friends. The Lost Boys, as Corinne would say.

  I take a quick shower and then put on a green sundress and the gold hoop earrings my parents gave me for my birthday in August.

  I hate these earrings with a passion. They’re big hoops, and if it were up to me, big hoops would be banned in this country. But I slide them on now because I want Mom and Dad to think I wear the hoops on the reg. They have the tendency to act all wounded if I don’t fawn over their gifts.

  Hunter texts when he’s outside, and I’m not surprised to find a shiny black Land Rover parked at the curb. I slide into the passenger’s side and settle on the sleek leather seat.

  “Hey,” he says. He’s wearing a black-and-yellow jersey, his dark hair slicked back from his face.

  “Are you wearing hair gel?”

  “Are you wearing enormous hoop earrings?”

  “I asked first.”

  “Yes, I’m wearing gel.”

  “Your head is glistening.”

  “Yeah, but at least it’s staying in place. Whenever I watch live hockey, I get agitated and run my fingers through my hair until it’s fucking falling out—I figured gel would help prevent that. Your turn.”

  “My turn what?”

  “The hoops, Semi. I could probably fit my entire glistening head through one of those monsters.” He chuckles faintly. “I guess you can take the girl out of Miami but you can’t take Miami out of the girl?”

  “Wrong. I despise these earrings. They’re more my mom’s style,” I admit. “She’s all about the big hoops, and she thinks everyone should dress and accessorize exactly like her. But I prefer tiny studs—you know, so there’s no chance of them getting caught on anything and ripping my ear off, leaving a bloody hole in the side of my head.”

  “That’s a really cynical view of hoops.”

  “They’re a safety hazard. I stand by that.”

  “So you pretend to like them to please your mommy and daddy?” He’s mocking me.

  I bristle, but only sligh
tly, because there’s truth to that statement. Especially the daddy part. My father is a scary man. The kind of man who is so impressive you constantly feel the need to impress him back.

  “Why didn’t Nico drive you tonight?” Hunter asks suddenly, and there’s a strange note in his voice.

  He was using that same tone this morning too. Every time I whispered something to him during Andrews’ lecture, he responded in that weird tone and then avoided my eyes.

  I glance over, but he’s focused on the road and his face is devoid of expression. “Nico’s working tonight.”

  “People move at night?”

  “Sometimes, yeah. He actually gets paid more for night moves.”

  “Night moves sounds like the name of a porno.”

  “I think it might be a song,” I say, trying to recall. “I could be wrong, though. Anyway, he gets paid time and a half for any jobs after six, so if a late shift comes up, he always takes it.”

  “Makes sense.” Hunter nods. A few beats of awkward silence ensue. First time it’s ever happened to us. Then again, we don’t know each other super well, so an awkward silence was bound to make an appearance sooner or later.

  “Let me sync up my Bluetooth to your car,” I say, reaching for the touch screen on his dash. “I’ll find us a fun driving playlist.”

  He instantly swats at my hand. “No way,” he says. “No woman is allowed to have that much control over me.”

  I laugh. “What control? It’s Bluetooth. Bluetooth is harmless.”

  “Nope. Maybe tonight it’s harmless. And maybe tomorrow you’ll be remotely controlling my car.”