No one will have heard of me at all. Faith was cheered by that thought. Oh, the joy of anonymity.
“Hardly matters. Werewolves don’t have standards.” Mrs Wigglesworth spoke with unsubstantiated confidence.
Faith actually didn’t mind overmuch. Anything to get out of the house. Apparently, she hadn’t any standards either.
Her mother glared at her, sharp and vicious. “We are being whispered about. In the streets! Mrs Kensington cut me in the park yesterday. Me! I want you gone from here and forgotten. You will find yourself a werewolf, girl. You aren’t good enough for a human man. Not even an English one.”
Faith hung her head. She wants me shamed for the rest of my life. Tied forever to the same supernatural creatures that deceived and ruined me. All because she is being whispered about this month in a minor scandal that will be forgotten by summer.
So it was that Faith, with only her maid Minnie as chaperone, and last season’s dresses (which might themselves be considered a chaperone, for the discouragement that they afforded) and a few outfits Faith had made in secret (even more discouraging to prospective suitors, as these involved menswear), were packed into a dirigible and floated off to England. Properly, Mrs Wigglesworth ought to have gone along, but Faith’s mother obviously thought nothing worse could happen to her daughter.
She was, of course, entirely wrong.
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Author Afterthoughts
Before you ask, Defy or Defend is indeed an ode to the fantastic Cold Comfort Farm by Stella Gibbons. Try the charming book or the adorable movie. You won’t be sorry. I always knew Cold Comfort Farm was a reverse Gothic, but it wasn’t until I started researching for this book that I realized it was also a makeover story.
I do love a makeover and so, it turns out, does Dimity.
Dimity is an ode to my (as Dimity would put it) true friend Phrannish. Whom we all knew would end up in a Gothic novel with a tuppenny knight at some point. Sorry it took me so long. Not sorry I turned velvet into the bad guy (insert evil laugh here).
The Corgi puppy is based off my first Corgi friend, Mr Chumley Zimmerman, combined with the charming Corbin Drake. Find more about Corbin via my lovely author friend, Piper J Drake.
Budgy Hall is based on the Lace Market Hotel in downtown Nottingham. Yes, it does in fact overlook an old graveyard, but I promise, it’s not gloomy at all, and is a lovely place to stay. Nottingham is, in fact, riddled with limestone caves. It’s always been strange to me that none of the many Robin Hood retellings mention them. When I lived there, I worked inside one. And that’s all you get to hear about that. A girl’s gotta have some secrets.
The epilogue in this story was originally written for Manners & Mutiny, the final Finishing School book. I pulled it from M&M because I wanted to write the Delightfully Deadly series. And... here we are.
Did all the Finishing School young ladies get epilogues?
Why, yes. Yes, they did.
Thank you for reading, my dear ones. May we all find our safety and our sparkles, in whatever form they take.
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About the Writerbeast
New York Times bestselling author Gail Carriger writes to cope with being raised in obscurity by an expatriate Brit and an incurable curmudgeon. She escaped small-town life and inadvertently acquired several degrees in higher learning, a fondness for cephalopods, and a chronic tea habit. She then traveled the historic cities of Europe, subsisting entirely on biscuits secreted in her handbag. She resides in the Colonies, surrounded by fantastic shoes, where she insists on tea imported from London.
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