Julian’s blond brows flew up, and he scooted down his side of the bench so he sat directly across from Lizzie and Gage. “This sounds amazing. I’m in.”
Oh no, absolutely not. Lizzie could handle Gage reading them—mostly—but a teenager? No way. Plus . . . “They’re not exactly kid appropriate.”
Luke didn’t help matters. He snagged another slice of pizza off the platter and pointed the tip at them. It drooped, and the former army sergeant turned to Anna with a wicked grin. “Wanna bite the tip?”
“I’ve heard through the grapevine that biting is no good.” At the table’s silence, Julian threw up his hands and rolled his eyes. “Y’all, I’m seventeen not seven. You don’t think kids in my grade don’t talk about blow jobs? With that said”—he wagged a finger at his mother and stepfather—“no talk like that at the table. Utterly disgraceful, you two.”
Anna let out a strangled laugh. “I wish you were seven.”
“I’m more fun now, Ma.” He turned to Gage with a c’mon gesture. “Pick one that won’t offend my mother. She’s sensitive.”
Lizzie truly hoped that one day she’d be around to see Julian Bryce O’Connor fall in love. Preferably when he was older. She couldn’t even imagine the type of woman he’d need to throw him off-kilter—teenager or not, he was always three steps faster.
Beside her, Gage shifted on the bench, drawing his left leg over the wood, so that he sat straight-on. Whether she wanted it to or not, her heart squeezed when he tossed Julian a conspiratorial wink and scrolled through her inbox for the perfect message to read aloud.
In that moment, Lizzie let her imagination take her to where it so desperately wanted to go. Namely, to her and Gage dating. If they had been, she would drape her hand on his back now, palming the muscles beneath his shirt that gave only her pleasure and no one else. If they had been, she would slip her hand to his inner thigh, squeezing but not letting go afterward. If they had been, she would press her lips to that spot on his arm where his T-shirt ended and his inked skin began.
But they weren’t dating—they weren’t anything—and so Lizzie only ate her pizza and listened as her bad boy (who wasn’t so bad after all) made an effort to include his coworker’s stepson into the conversation. It was endearingly sweet of him.
“Okay,” Gage announced in that rough, west Louisiana lilt of his, “I’ve got one.” He flicked his gaze up to Jules. “You ready for this?”
Julian tore a chunk off his crust and popped it into his mouth. “I was born ready, Harvey. Read it to me.”
Theatrically clearing his throat, Gage held up the phone like it was some sort of fancy scroll from ancient times. “This is from Time2Rock440. The number two is written in numerals, for anyone who was wondering.” He drew out the silence for effect, and then continued, “Dear ThatMakeupGirl, I have nothing to say to you except I’m glad you’re quitting. You’re the reason I got into makeup, and now I’m choosing to buy liquid lipstick over food. I can’t eat liquid lipstick, girl. Trust me, I’ve tried. So while this parting is super bittersweet, we’re all better off. And by ‘we,’ I’m totally talking about my wallet. I’ll be crying over in the corner until you come back, thanks.”
“Lizzie,” Julian said, “you should be ashamed of yourself.”
Getting into character, she bowed her head. “I know. How do I manage to wake up each day?”
Anna reached out and patted Lizzie on the shoulder. “It’s a tough life you live, Liz, a really tough life.”
Julian grabbed the last slice of pizza. “Can we do one more?”
Catching her nod, Gage shrugged and slid his thumb over the phone’s screen. “Sure, one more. Let me find a good one.”
While he searched, Lizzie finished off her pizza and tried to decipher her emotions, knowing that people were either angry or upset with her for leaving one of the most subscribed-to beauty channels on YouTube. She’d already read through some of the messages in her inbox, just after her video had gone live. Gage was doing a fine job of picking ones that weren’t too aggressive, as though knowing the really mean ones weren’t what she wanted to hear right now.
She wanted to ride on her high for as long as possible.
Push forward with Naked You, and actually come out to her friends that she ran a completely separate business. She suspected that Anna and her other friend, Shaelyn, knew something was up. Lizzie wasn’t the best at keeping a low profile. But for as long as she’d known them both, along with Jade, Lizzie had led a distinctly separate life.
She was tired of the ruse.
Tired of pretending that Naked You’s social media account wasn’t hers. There was mass speculation among magazines and the public that the account actually belonged to a woman out of Boston, someone by the name of Holly Carter, a professional hockey player’s wife.
Despite denying the rumors, the suspicion never died down. Holly Carter, wife of one Jackson Carter and owner to Boston’s top sports photography business, had unofficially become the creator of Naked You.
And that burned most of all.
Maybe it would have made a difference if she’d attached a photo to Lizabeth Vittoria’s bio on the Naked You website, instead of just a monogrammed logo. It didn’t help that, from what Lizzie had uncovered, Mrs. Carter was separated from her husband and bouncing back and forth between New Orleans and Boston.
It wasn’t quite a mess, and it would be squashed in an instant if Lizzie just came forward and revealed her identity—or if any of her clients spoke up for her.
“Found one,” Gage said, flashing her a slow grin, “and it’s good.” He commenced with his preparation, gathering their table’s attention like the total charmer he was. “From SkaterBoiBlades: My first ThatMakeupGirl tutorial was the one where you did up your face to portray different singers for each month of the year. Carrie Underwood was July, and let me tell you, July has become my favorite month ever since you posted that video a few years ago. Fun fact, I have a girl crush on her. Her legs are fantastic. Which reminds me, have you seen the Australian firefighter calendar? Super hot. X-rated. This has nothing to do with you; I just thought you might be having a shit day after everything, and maybe watching some hot Aussies get ready for a photoshoot would make you feel better. Link is below. I’ll miss you, Lizzie.”
“How is it possible that these messages can be both really creepy and oddly sweet, all at once?” Luke pushed his plate away. “And why do women lose their head over hot dude calendars? Between guys holding animals to—”
“It’s because of the tight butts.”
Luke’s brows drew together. “What?”
Lizzie blushed, realizing too late that she’d spoken out loud. Too late to turn back now. Pushing her shoulders back, she said, “Most of the guys in those calendars . . . they’re really good looking. Women also don’t mind a guy in uniform.”
“And how do you feel about a guy in uniform?”
At Gage’s husky question, Lizzie met his gaze boldly. Refused to look away and appear shy. Lowered her voice to a purr. “It’s my favorite sight. Unless we’re talking about seeing a guy in nothing but his birthday suit.”
“Ugh,” Julian muttered with a bite of annoyance, “I don’t get why everyone’s always using ‘birthday suit’ as a euphemism for being naked. Let’s be real, if you had thousands of dollars to throw away, you wouldn’t be naked. You’d be dolled up, looking all pretty in a fancy suit, being awesome.”
Gage paid the teenager no mind. Instead, he didn’t look away from Lizzie, his black eyes centered on her face. “Would you ever host a calendar shoot like those Australian firefighters?”
Subtly, she checked out Anna and Luke to see if they’d caught wind of what Gage had asked. Didn’t he realize that they knew nothing about Naked You? “I don’t know,” she said from behind clenched teeth. “Maybe. Yes.” She shook her head. “We’re not talking about this right now.”
“It’s just a hypothetical question, princess, no need to get your knickers in a twist.�
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Her knickers? Lizzie drained the rest of her soda. “Then, yes, if it’s an actual hypothetical question, I’d host a photography shoot and capture all the hotness of Australia’s first responders.”
Gage’s mouth hitched up in a smile she didn’t quite trust. “Good to know.”
Yeah, she thought as her gaze tracked his slight smile into a full-on, shit-eating grin, she didn’t trust him one bit. But something told her that whatever he had up his sleeve wouldn’t harm her. He was too considerate for that, too considerate in general, to try and pull one over on her.
It was just another thing to like about him.
At this rate, there wasn’t much she didn’t like about Gage, and that was the problem.
18
That old saying that things always get worse before they get better?
If Lizzie’s life during the last week was any indication, then she fully believed the adage to be absolutely, unequivocally true.
Sitting at her desk in her studio, Lizzie stared at the computer screen.
More specifically, at the article which TMZ had posted only twenty-two minutes earlier: Inspiring Instagram Account, Naked You, Reaches Two Million Followers—But Who Owns It? Holly Carter Spills All in Interview With Vanity Fair . . .
Lizzie’s elbow collided with her coffee cup, and the liquid sloshed over the rim and soaked her September expenses report.
“Dammit.”
This is what she got for keeping everything on the down low.
The public didn’t care that there were real people out there who had come into contact with “Lizabeth Vittoria” over the last three years. No, they only wanted to see what the media laid out for them.
And, according to every media source in the good ol’ US of A, Holly Carter was their anonymous photographer, who’d chosen to work under a different name so as to not steal the limelight from her celebrity athlete of a husband.
Lizzie grabbed a stray napkin off her desk and dabbed at the report. Stupid, so stupid. Would anyone have really cared that she did photography along with makeup? No, of course not. Her photos were tasteful, beautiful, and more often than not, they depicted aspects of humanity that usually were sheathed behind fabrics and material.
Only in her head had she made it all out to be a bigger deal than it actually was. And now Mrs. Holly Carter was the one doing an interview with Vanity Fair . . .
Unable to resist, Lizzie clicked on the link TMZ had provided, and there she was, Holly Carter. A Louisiana-born, Northern-transplant who’d married her college sweetheart. A sweetheart who’d ended up playing for the NHL, and who was now the captain for the Boston Blades—if Lizzie’s internet-stalking proved accurate.
In the headline photo, Holly’s blonde hair was stylized perfectly, curls bouncy around her shoulders. Sleek. Sophisticated. Lizzie grumbled to herself as she scrolled past the title and the plucked-out quotes, and down to where the article began:
Holly Carter’s obsession with photography began in her twenties. From the day she moved to Boston, following an upbringing in small-town Louisiana, she wanted to capture everything in sight. The houses, the people. But growing up in the South meant football, and with a marriage to one of the country’s top hockey players, it’s not so much of a surprise that Holly would soon find herself snapping pictures of athletes.
Crap.
Holly Carter sounded like the perfect woman. If she could land a Vanity Fair spread, she really didn’t need Naked You’s burgeoning fame on top of that.
Lizzie continued down the page, her eyes eagerly searching for any commentary on her business. No, nothing there. No, she didn’t particularly care about the woman’s separation from the hockey player.
Wait.
Yes, right there—
The sound of the front door buzzing jerked Lizzie’s gaze from the computer screen to her open planner. She didn’t have an appointment today, just some photos to edit. In an attempt to “live in the moment,” she’d taken the streetcar down to the French Quarter yesterday and snapped photos of the street performers. The guy with the “fake” dead dog, the latter of which sat in a baby carriage, paws thrust up in the air, and only broke character when someone strolled past with food. The woman in the gray, gossamer gown, with her face painted like a glitter-skull and her hair teased to Marie Antoinette-heights.
Lizzie had to pay the woman ten bucks to take her picture, but it’d been worth it.
More knocking at the door: heavy, demanding.
She sent one more look to her computer, absorbing the words she’d been desperate to see: I’m a huge fan of Naked You, but no, I’m not Lizabeth Vittoria. Whoever she is, she has some major talent. I’d love to do a collaboration with her in the future, though. Her photos are stunning, raw, and while I’d like to pretend that I’m the person behind that lens . . . it’d be wrong of me to uphold a lie. Sorry!
“Holly Carter,” Lizzie muttered beneath her breath, “you’re my new best friend.”
With a quick sashay toward the main studio, Lizzie drew to a sudden stop when she spotted the group of men beyond the front windows of Naked You. There were ten, no, eleven, and was that . . . ?
She squinted, hastening her pace.
Why in the world was Luke O’Connor on her doorstep?
Flipping the latch on the deadbolt, Lizzie drew open the door and immediately felt the oxygen leave her body.
Gage Harvey stood before her, casually leaning a shoulder against the doorjamb, his NOPD hat pulled low. Although they’d exchanged texts since their night out for pizza, there hadn’t been time to see him.
He’d apologized, citing a crazy work schedule as the cause.
She’d accepted the apology, and spent her days and nights wandering her hometown for angles and people and neighborhoods that she’d never photographed before.
It hadn’t escaped her notice that they were acting like a quasi-couple. But Gage hadn’t mentioned it and Lizzie kept her mouth shut, worried to ruin whatever they had going on.
She mimicked his pose, pressing her shoulder against the same side of the door frame as him. “This is unexpected.”
Lizzie wasn’t prepared for the panty-melting grin he gave her. “That was the plan.”
“I’m intrigued.” Leaning forward, she sent a quick glance at the men behind Gage, all of whom were decked out in black BDU’s. “Although slightly confused. Am I under arrest, Officer?”
Thick, muscular arms bunched as he lifted his hand to rub his jawline. “Not today, Miz Danvers. Unless you’ve done something worth arresting you for?”
“Nope.” She let the sound of the P pop, intentionally doing so, knowing that he’d be unable to resist looking at her mouth. She wanted to shove off his hat to get a clear read on him—not that he was easy to read. The man was charming, funny, erotic, and yet she knew so little about him.
Another reason to hold your cards close to your heart.
“I’m just your average, law-abiding citizen,” she added after a moment’s pause, crossing her arms over her chest. “Now, what can I do for y’all?”
“We’re here for the calendar.”
Her spine straightened. “Excuse me?”
With a gentle hand to her shoulder, Gage pushed her back into the studio, so that he and the rest of the guys could enter. “The calendar,” he repeated with a slow grin. “I couldn’t order any Aussies firefighters on short notice, but I figured some N’Orleans cops could be our compromise?”
“You think this is going to get us laid?” said a younger-looking dude with shaggy blond hair, his hands on his hips as he took in the studio space. “Not that I need the help or anything like that . . .”
Another guy barked out a laugh. “Timms, man, my brother sees more action than you, and he’s fifteen and still a virgin.”
Timms’ face bloomed a cherry red. “Screw you, Cardeaux. I get pussy just like everyone else.”
“Pity fucks don’t count.”
Lizzie turned to Gage, eyes narrowe
d. “You want me to do a calendar spread so that your buddies can get sex?” She couldn’t wipe the disgusted note from her tone, and Gage’s wide eyes told her that he’d noticed.
“What?” He swiped his ball cap off his head, thwapping it against his cargo-pant leg. “Hell no. I needed volunteers, and unfortunately, this is our motley crew.”
Luke O’Connor entered her periphery, and Lizzie didn’t know whether to offer him a hug in hello or run in the opposite direction. He didn’t know about Naked You, and Lizzie felt the nerves creep up, closing her throat and warming her cheeks.
“Nice setup you have here,” Luke told her with a warm smile. “I’ve been past this place hundreds of times and I never realized it was yours.”
Was breathing a necessity? Honest question, because at this exact moment, Lizzie could only hope that the ground would open up and swallow her whole.
“I-I, um.” She fiddled with the bracelets on her wrist, seeking the words that just wouldn’t come. “It’s just that—”
Gage stepped forward, his arm brushing against hers. “Because of some legal factors with ThatMakeupGirl, Lizzie couldn’t reveal her association with Naked You.” He looked down at her, black eyes gleaming with encouragement. “Isn’t that right, princess?”
Her mind went blank. Irrefutably, positively blank.
Just a few weeks ago, Gage had sworn that he wanted nothing to do with this side of Lizzie’s life, the side of her life which, he’d said, could directly influence his job. But here he was, staging a calendar with his coworkers, pushing her to be open about her identity as the owner of Naked You.
She had so many questions for him.
But it wasn’t the time nor the place, and so Lizzie only nodded her head robotically and plastered a bright smile to her face. “He’s right.”
Luke’s green eyes stayed on her face, and no doubt saw straight through her bullshit. “All I know is that Anna is going to want me as October. We met in October, married in October. Seems fitting.”
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