I know this is a dream, but still I feel compelled to let Karl know that even though my body has metamorphosed into this huge ungainly monstrosity, his Eva still cares for him.
After many tries, I manage a legible note:
I fold the sheet and take it with me. At Karl's uncle's house—where Karl lives—I slip it under the door, then I stand back in the shadows and wait. And as I wait, I remember more and more about Karl.
We met near the University of Goldstadt where Karl was a student at the Medical College. That was in my real life. I assume he remains a student in my dreams. I so wanted to attend the University but the Regents wouldn't hear of it. They were scandalized by my application. No women in the College of Arts and Sciences, and especially in the Medical College. Especially not a poor farm girl.
So I'd hide in the rear of the lecture halls and listen to Dr. Waldman's lectures on anatomy and physiology. Karl found me there but kept my secret and let me stay. I fell in love with him immediately. I remember that. I remember all our secret meetings, in fields, in lofts. He'd teach me what he learned in class. And then he'd teach me other things. We became lovers. I'd never given myself to any man before. Karl was the first, and I swear he'll be the only one. I don't remember how we became separated. I—
Here he comes. Oh, look at him! I want to run to him but I couldn't bear for him to see me like this. What torture this nightmare is!
I watch him enter his uncle's house, see him light the candles in the entryway. I move closer as he picks up my note and reads it. But no loving smile lights his features. Instead, his face blanches and he totters back against the wall. Then he's out the door and running, flying through the streets, my note clutched in his hand. I follow him as best I can but he outdistances me. No matter. I know the route. I sense where he's going.
When I arrive at Maria's house he's already inside. I lurch to a lighted window and peer within. Karl stands in the center of the room, his eyes wild, the ruddy color still gone from his cheeks. Maria has her arms around his waist. She's smiling as she comforts him.
"—only a joke," she says. "Can't you see that, my love? Someone's trying to play a trick on you!"
"Then it's a damn good trick!" Karl says, holding my note before her eyes. "This is how she always signed her notes—'Your Eva.' No one else knew that. Not even you. And I burned all those letters."
"So what are you telling me?" Maria says with a laugh. "That Eva wrote you this note? That's certainly not her handwriting."
"True, but—"
"Eva is dead, my love."
The words strike like hammerblows to my brain. I want to shout that I'm here, alive, transformed into this creature. But I keep silent. I have no workable voice. And after all, this is only a dream. I must keep telling myself that.
Only a dream.
Nothing here is true and therefore none of it matters.
Yet I find a horrid fascination in it.
"They hanged her," Maria is saying. "I know because I went and watched. You couldn't stomach it but I went to see for myself." Her smile fades as an ugly light grows in her eyes. "They hanged her, Karl. Hanged her till she stopped kicking and swung limp in the breeze. Then they cut her down and took her off to the Medical College just as she requested. The noble little thing: wanted her body donated to science. Well, by now she's in a thousand little pieces."
"I know," Karl says. His color is returning, but his flush seems more a shade of guilt than good health. "I saw her brain, Maria. Eva's brain! Dr. Waldman kept it in a glass jar on one of the lab tables as an example of an abnormal brain. 'Dysfunctio Cerebri' his label said, right next to a supposedly normal brain. I had to sit there during all his lectures and stare at it, knowing the whole time who it had belonged to, and that it was not abnormal in the least."
"It should have been labeled a 'stupid' brain," Maria laughs. "She believed you loved her. She thought I was your sister. She believed everything we told her, and so she wound up taking the blame for your uncle's murder. As a result, you're rich and you don't ever have to think about her again. She's gone."
"Her brain's gone too. I was so glad when pranksters stole it and I no longer had to look at it."
"Now you can look at me," Maria says.
She steps back and unbuttons her blouse, baring her breasts. As Karl locks her in an embrace, I reel away from the window, sobbing, retching, running blindly for the stables I call home.
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Awake again.
Back in my Elysian fields, but still I cannot shake off the effects of that horrid dream. The dream-Maria's words have roused memories in my waking mind. They are partly true.
How could I have forgotten?
There was a murder. Karl's rich uncle. And I was accused. I remember now . . . remember that night. I was supposed to meet Karl at the house. He was going to introduce me to his uncle and bring our love out into the open at last. But when I got there, the door was open and a portly old man lay on the floor, bleeding, dying. I tried to help him but he had lost too much blood. And then the Burgomaster's men arrived and found me with the slain man's blood on my hands and the knife that had killed him at my feet.
And Karl was nowhere to be found.
I never saw Karl again. He never came to visit me. Never answered my notes. In fact, his barrister came to the jail and told me to stop writing to
Karl—that Karl didn't know who I was and wanted nothing to do with the murderer of his uncle.
No one believed that I knew Karl. No one but his sister Maria had ever seen us together, and Maria said I was a complete stranger. I remember the final shock when I was told that Maria wasn't his sister at all.
After that the heart went out of me. I gave up. I lost the will to defend myself. I let them do with me as they wished. My only request was that my body be given to the Medical College. That was my private joke on the Regents—I would be attending the University after all.
I remember walking to the gallows. I remember the rope going around my neck. After that . . .
... I was here. So I was saved from execution. If only I could remember how. No matter. It will come. What does matter is that since arriving here my life has been a succession of one blissful day after another. Perfect . . .
Except for the dreams.
But now there are clouds gathering over my Elysian fields as I remember Karl's betrayal. I'd thought he avoided me in order to protect his family name, but the dream-Maria's words have not only awakened my memory, they've shed new light on all the things that happened to me after that night I went to Karl's uncle's house.
The clouds darken and thunder rumbles through the distant mountain passes as my anger and suspicion grow. I don't know if Karl lied and betrayed me as the dream-Maria said, and I don't know if he was the one who killed his uncle, but I do know that he deserted me in my hour of most dire need. And for that I will never forgive him.
The clouds obscure the sun and darken the sky, the storm threatens but it doesn't rain. Not yet.
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The nightmare again.
Only this time I don't fight it. I'm actually glad to be in this monstrous body. It's a curious thing, this body. Not a seamless creature, but a quilt of human parts. And powerful. So very powerful. My years of farm work left me strong for a girl, but I never had strength like this. Strength to lift a horse or knock down a tree. It feels good to be so strong.
I head for Maria's cottage.
She's home. She's alone. Karl is nowhere about. I don't bother knocking. I knock down the door and step inside. Maria starts to scream but I grab
her by the throat with one of my long-fingered hands and choke off all sound. She laughed at me last night, called me stupid. I feel the anger surge and I squeeze tighter, watching her face purple. I straighten my arm and lift her feet off the floor, let them kick the empty air, just as she said mine did in the dream-death she watched. I squeeze and squeeze and squeeze, watching the blood vessels burst in her eyes and face, watching h
er tongue protrude and turn dusky until she hangs in my hands like a doll. I loosen my grip and shake her but she remains limp.
What have I done?
I stand there, shocked at the rage within me, at the violence it makes me capable of. For a moment I grieve for Maria, for myself, then I shake it off.
This is a dream. A dream! It isn't real. I can do anything in this nightmare body and it doesn't matter. Because it's only happening in my sleeping mind.
The realization is a dazzling white light in my brain. I can do anything I wish in my dream-life. Anything! I can vent any emotion, give in to any whim, any desire or impulse, no matter how violent or outrageous.
And I will do just that. No restraint while I'm dreaming. Unlike my waking life, I will act without hesitation on whatever occurs to me. I'll lead a dream-life untempered by sympathy, empathy, or any other sane consideration.
Why not? It's only a dream.
I look down and see the note I wrote Karl in last night's dream. It lies crumpled on the floor. I look at Maria, hanging limp from my hand. I remember her derisive laughter at how I'd donated my body for the furtherance of science, her glee at the thought of my being dissected into a thousand pieces.
And suddenly I have an idea. If I could laugh, I would.
After I'm finished with her, I set the door back on its hinges and wait beside it. I do not have to wait long.
Karl arrives and knocks. When no one answers, he pushes on the door. It falls inward and he sees his lover, Maria ... all over the room . . . in a thousand pieces. He cries out hoarsely and turns to flee. But I am there, blocking the way.
Karl staggers back when he sees me, his face working in horror. He tries to run but I grab him by the arm and hold him.
"You! Good Lord, they said you'd burned up in the mill fire! Please don't hurt me! I never harmed you!"
What a wonder it is to have a physical power over a man. I never realized until this instant how fear has influenced my day-to-day dealings with men. True, they run the world, they have the power of influence— but they have physical power as well. Somewhere in the depths of my mind, running as a steady undercurrent, has been the realization that almost any man could physically overpower me at will. Although I never before recognized its existence, I see now how it has colored my waking life.
But in my dream 1 am no longer the weaker sex.
I do not hurt Karl. I merely want him to know who I am. I hold up the note from last night and press it against my heart.
"What?" he cries hoarsely. "What do you want of me?"
I show him the note again, and again I press it to my heart.
"What are you saying? That you're Eva? That's impossible. Eva's dead! You're Henry Frankenstein's creature."
Henry Frankenstein? The baron's son? I've heard of him—one of Dr. Waldman's former students, supposedly brilliant but highly unorthodox. What has he to do with any of this?
I growl and shake my head as I rattle the paper and tighten my grip on his arm.
He winces. "Look at you! How could you be Eva? You're fashioned out of different parts from different bodies! You're—" Karl's eyes widen, his face slackens. "The brain! Sweet Lord, Eva's brain! It was stolen shortly before you appeared!"
I am amazed at the logical consistency of my nightmare. In real life I donated my body to the Medical College, and here in my dream my brain has been placed in another body, a patchwork fashioned by Baron Frankenstein's son from discarded bits and pieces. How inventive I am!
I smile.
"Oh, my God!" Karl wails. His words begin to trip over each other in their hurry to escape. "It can't be! Oh, Eva, Eva, Eva, I'm so sorry! I didn't want to do it but Maria put me up to it. I didn't want to kill my uncle but she kept pushing me. It was her idea to have you blamed, not mine!"
As I stare at him in horror, I feel the rage burst in my heart like a rocket. So! He did conspire to hang me! A crimson haze blossoms about me as I take his head between my hands. I squeeze with all the strength I possess and don't stop until I hear a wet crunching noise, feel hot liquid running between my fingers.
And then I'm sobbing, huge alien sounds rumbling from my chest as I clutch Karl's limp form against me. It's only a dream, I know, but still I hurt inside. I stand there for a long time. Until I hear a voice behind me.
"Hello? What's happened here?"
I turn and see one of the townsfolk approaching. The sight of him makes my blood boil. He and his kind chased me to that mill on the hill and tried to burn me alive. I toss Karl's remains aside and charge after him. He is too fast for me and runs screaming down the street.
Afraid that he'll return with his neighbors, I flee. But not before setting fire to Maria's cottage. I watch it burn a moment, then head into the countryside, into the friendly darkness.
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Awake once more.
I have spent the entire day thinking about last night's dream. I see no reason to skulk around in the darkness any longer when I'm dreaming. Why should I? The townsfolk realize by now that I'm still alive. Good. Let all those good citizens know that I am back and that they must deal with me again—not as poor Eva Rucker, but as the patchwork creature from Henry Frankenstein's crazed experiments. And I will not be mistreated any more. I will not be looked down on and have doors shut in my face simply because I am a farm girl. No one will say no to me ever again!
I will be back. Tomorrow night, and every night thereafter. But I shall no longer wander aimlessly. I will have a purpose in my dreams. I will start by taking my dream-revenge on the University Regents who denied me admission to the Medical College. I shall spend my waking hours devising elaborate ways for them to die, and in my dreams I shall execute those plans.
It will be fun. Harmless fun to kill them off one by one in my dreams.
I'm beginning to truly enjoy the dreams. It's so wonderful to be powerful and not recognize any limits. It's such an invigorating release.
I can't wait to sleep again.
EVIL, BE MY GOOD
Philip Jose Farmer
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To Herr Professor Doktor Waldman,
University of Ingolstadt, Grand Duchy of Bavaria
7 October, A.D. 1784
MY ESTEEMED and Worthy Colleague:
This is indeed a letter from one whom you must long have believed dead and entombed. I, Herr Professor Doktor Krempe, your colleague for many years, am not as dead as you have thought. Bear with me. Do not reject this letter as the product of a crazed mind. Read it to its end, and consider well what is herein.
Though I am dictating this letter, the hands which are writing this letter are huge and clumsy, not my own small and artistic hands. Moreover, they are freezing, and so is the ink in the pot. The supply of writing materials is nonexistent in this Godforsaken and icy desolation. The very limited amount available to me was brought from an icebound ship. Thus, I cannot give a detailed account of what happened to me since the time I was placed in my tomb.
Yes, this is, in a figurative sense, the voice of one everybody has assumed to be dead. It will be a shock, and it will seem to be an affront to both commonsense and logic. Only a professor of natural philosophy could possibly believe this narrative. I say "possibly" because even you, the most open-minded and liberal man I know, perhaps too much so, will find it difficult to put credence in it.
I repeat, please do not shred this letter because you believe that it is both fraudulent and written by a maniac. One item which will make you believe that this is an insane prank is the handwriting. You will compare it to the samples of my penmanship which are in your files, and you will readily see that the letter is not in my hand.
It is not. Yet, it is. Please keep reading. I will explain, though perhaps not to your satisfaction.
I am sending this by a native on skis from this utterly wretched Russian outpost east of Archangel. I have grave doubts that it will ever reach you. However, you are the only person who might think that my story could have some semblance
of reality. I cannot send it to my wife. She would not understand anything in it; she would think it a cruel joke if it was explained to her.
Moreover, she has probably remarried. I must confess—a scandal no longer matters and you will keep it to yourself—that we did not, to put it mildly, care for each other.
To the breach, to my tale! Withhold your sense of disbelief until you have read the entire missive. Perhaps, then . . . but no, I doubt you will ever receive this.
The first stroke of lightning paralyzed me. That occurrence, as you know, was in September, 1780, on the grounds of our great university.
The second stroke of lightning, in November, of which you know nothing, freed me.
Yet, in many senses, the succeeding bolt put me in a prison far worse than the first. I could walk and talk after that stroke of hell's energy from the heavens. At the same time, I could not walk and talk. Another creature was walking and talking for me, though I did not want him to act as he acted.
(You are no doubt asking yourself, What second lightning stroke? Be patient. This and other matters will be explained soon.)
For many weeks after the first lightning bolt mummified me, as it were, I was faithfully attended by my wife, the nurses, and the best doctors in Ingolstadt. "Best" is only a relative ranking. All the physicians were quacks. They could have made some simple tests to ascertain if I was conscious and aware despite the fact that I could not move a muscle. But they assumed, in their ignorance and arrogance, that I was in a coma. And, to try to cure me, they bled me and, thus, assured that I did become unconscious from the loss of blood until my body restored the lost fluid!
May they all go to hell! And may that consist of being unable forever to move even their eyelids while they hear their wives, relatives, nurses, and attending quacks talk about them as if they were in their coffins! That condition, you stupid, lackwitted, and pompous practitioners of the unhealing arts, bringers of death to those whom Nature might have healed, would make you painfully aware of what your supposedly caring nurses and loving wives and servants really think of you!
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