“Nah, finish up with the due diligence and go get your kid. Sylvester will survive without Officer Maguire patrolling the land on her steel horse for a few hours.”
I give him a curt not and storm past the locker room and out to the Tahoe.
Grace answers her phone on the first ring. “Feeb, you better get over here.”
“What, why?”
“I couldn’t take Carrie back to the house. I’ve been circling the block for the last--”
I toss the phone on the seat, pull out my sidearm, check the chamber, reholster it, back out, throw on my lights and sirens, and make for my home like a bat out of hell.
Since it’s about four blocks, it takes all of two minutes.
I jam up on the brakes when I see what Grace meant. My house is surrounded by news vans like the one we impounded earlier. They’re set up with broadcast towers on my lawn.
Rage seethes up my face, burning to my hairline. Yeah. I flip off the lights and siren and roll up slowly. They run up to me and I roll my window down.
“Get out of my way,” I snarl.
They just ignore me.
My chest tightens. I start to feel helpless. I’m surrounded, they’re pressing in from all sides, surrounding the car. I don’t know where Carrie is. Where’s my baby?
Suddenly, they rush away from me, crossing the neighbor’s lawn.
Oh, Alexander’s lawn.
I’ve come to think of it as “the neighbor’s” house, using a generic term since I don’t know the owners. It’s Alexander’s now, until he leaves.
Great.
That clears enough of a path for me to pull into my own driveway.
Grace must have been circling. She pulls up to the end of the driveway. I step out and run to the side of her little Beetle and pull the door open, and scoop Carrie into my arms.
“Go,” I tell Grace. “I’ll call.”
She nods and pulls off. I make a direct line for the door. I’m not fast enough. Here they come.
“Officer Maguire,” they all say, but out of order so it sounds like a gibberish chant. The questions buffet my ears.
Carrie is a tough kid, a real tough kid. She’s smart, she’s resilient, and she’s level headed.
When she’s surrounded by strangers pointing cameras in her face, after her aunt panicked and scared her shitless, she starts wailing, and buries her face in my shoulder.
“Let me through,” I bellow, but my voice is thin and reedy.
Then the loudest voice I’ve ever heard thunders in my ears. “Everybody, move,” Alexander roars.
It’s like a freaking dinosaur descended from a flying saucer and started stomping through the crowd. Alexander takes a cameraman in front of me and picks him up, bodily, from the ground and lifts him out of my way.
“You fucking heard me,” he booms. “Get out of the way!”
I run for my front door and Alexander keeps pace with me, shoving through the crowd. I put Carrie down, not by choice, and she clings to my leg and wails while I fumble with the door.
I finally get it open, just as one of the jackasses steps onto my porch. “Broadside, are you and this cop an item?”
“What?” he snarls. “What the hell are you talking about?”
“She’s not really your type. When did you start seeing each other? After the arrest?”
“It was a citation!” I shout, “Not an arrest!”
“Get out of here,” Alexander snarls.
“I want him arrested for assault!” someone yells. It’s the guy he lifted out of the way. Great.
“Get in here,” I yell at him.
“What?”
“Inside, now.”
He looks at me for a moment as if he’s about to say something about my tone and then pushes me inside with one big hand on the small of my back.
My god, it’s like I weigh nothing at all. He’d have as hard a time lifting a doll.
He slams the door shut and I grab my belt radio. “Bill, it’s me. There’s a freaking riot on my front lawn. Send everybody.”
It crackles. “What? A riot what?”
“Just send me some backup! Get them out of my yard!”
Carrie runs around shutting all the blinds and drapes while I awkwardly stand in my living room with Alexander Wright, the guy whose multimillion-dollar career I kind of ruined. Technically, he ruined it. It’s his fault!
He looks at me. “Got anything to eat?”
“You’re joking.”
He walks past me, into my kitchen, and picks up the Cheesy Beef box from where it came to rest on top of the garbage can. “What is this? Are you feeding a kid this crap?”
“Um,” I say. “Go home. Yeah. Go home. Why are you still in my house?”
“If I go out there, I’m ending up in your holding tank again. Do we want that?”
I glance at the door. I can see the silhouette of someone aiming a camera at it. “No. I don’t. I want you gone. If I could go back in time and never give you that ticket, I’d do it right now, you better fu…” I trail off when Carrie looks at me. “You better flipping believe it.”
“Mom, language,” Carrie says.
“Are you still doing ‘language’?” Alexander says with a chuckle.
“Fine, just sit in the living room until I can get rid of you,” I tell him.
After I finish wiping Carrie’s tears and de-snotting her, she furtively creeps into the living room with him.
He looks at her, and I tense.
My God, he’s huge. When he sits on the couch, it barely comes a third of the way up his back. I swear, one of his legs is bigger than my daughter. Sitting down, he’s twice as tall as she is standing.
She gingerly sits down on the other side of the couch. I can’t help but watch this. He very pointedly doesn’t look at her.
“Hi,” she says.
Alexander glances back at me. I give him a plaintive look. She adores him. If he’s mean to her, I swear I’ll take a rolling pin to him.
“Hi,” she says, very softly.
“Hi, kid.”
“My name’s Carrie.”
“Mine’s Alexander.”
I blink a few times when he holds out his hand. He gives her the world’s most ridiculous handshake, her tiny little hand vanishing into a two-finger-and-thumb grip.
“Hi.”
“Want to watch some cartoons?”
“She has homework,” I remind her.
“Mom, it’s Broadside.”
“She can do homework later,” he says. My glare intensifies. He shrugs his huge shoulders.
Carrie’s only reply is, “Yay!” as she turns on the television.
“So how about some dinner?” he says. “I need to keep up my macros.”
“Your what?”
“I’m hungry.”
I retreat into the kitchen and lean on the counter. “You have to be kidding me,” I tell myself.
Chapter Three
Alex
You know what?
She’d look great in an apron, and not much else.
As Maguire saunters around the room, I quickly conclude she has an amazing ass. She left me with the kid to dart upstairs and change, and as she ascended I had a great view of her rump stretching the seat of her uniform pants.
Now, she’s in the kitchen in an apron, tank top, and jean shorts. It’s a really good look for her, even if the shorts are cut like mom jeans. She may be slender, but she has the kind of curvy hips that make a high waist work to accentuate her assets.
She works out, too. I could watch those legs all day, but I turn back so I don’t pop a boner over the mom while I’m sitting next to the kid.
This is awkward. I look at her. She looks at me.
“Do you like Ninja Turtles?” I ask her, trying to be conversational.
“What? No. I like football.”
My eyebrows twitch a little. What kind of little girl gives a shit about football? If I was sitting next to a boy, I would expect that, but…
“I want
to be like you when I grow up.”
I jerk back a little. Why the hell would anyone want to be like me?
“You really don’t,” I say with a sigh, turning back to the television.
The kid keeps staring at me. Usually this is where the autograph request comes in, but she’s silent. She just looks at me, then glances at her mom. I smell food, and my stomach rumbles. I’m hungry. I had my usual post-workout dinner after I left my new gym, but I need about another four thousand calories for the day.
I’m not going back to my house now. The mob of reporters are still outside. I can see them milling around the freaking windows like we’re in a horror movie hiding from an army of zombies.
I’d rather have the zombies.
The kid is doing that look-at-me-look-at-her thing again. “Her name is Phoebe,” she says.
“What? Who?”
“My mom.”
“Oh. Okay.”
I shrug. Why is she telling me that?
Phoebe Maguire.
“I just talked to the chief,” the woman herself says, emerging from the kitchen. “The rest of the department and a couple state troopers are on their way here. You should be able to leave soon.”
Her voice is cold, but something about that apron turns me on. The way it’s tied up with her tank top and the frayed legs of her shorts just poking out under the bottom, I could totally picture her naked under it. My eyes fall from her scowling face to the strong but feminine curves of her neck and shoulders. The little hint of sweat on her forehead and the way her hair has gone all frizzy and hangs in loose curls around her face makes my heart beat a little faster.
She turns around and heads back into the kitchen and my eyes lock right on her slender back and her meaty ass. I always was an ass man.
I get up and follow her, leaving the kid behind.
She turns to face me. “What are you doing?”
“Helping with dinner.”
“Dinner is in the oven,” she says, thumbing at it.
I lean down and look through the thick glass at the tray of On-Cor lasagna bubbling within.
“That’s not enough for three people.”
“No. It’s not. You’ll be able to leave soon.”
“Look,” I say. “I think we got off on the wrong foot.” Something in my head snorts at me. Wrong foot, Alex? She almost tanked your career over a chicken shit parking ticket.
“Wrong foot?” she snaps, echoing that internal voice. “Mister Wright, you raced that stupid car past my daughter’s school at three times the normal speed limit. If a kid ran out in the road in front of you, do you think you’d have had any chance of stopping in time?”
“Yeah. I got lightning fast reflexes.”
She throws a dish towel onto her dryer rack and rounds on me, hands planted on her hips in a total mom pose. Her fury makes her seem twice as tall, like she’s my height.
“The wrong foot,” she says again. “You’re a fucking Neanderthal, do you know that? I walk up to your stupid car just trying to do my job, and what do you say to me? Not ‘good afternoon, Officer, is there a problem’ or ‘aw shucks, I’m sorry I was speeding’ or just the courtesy of keeping your mouth shut. Do you remember what you said?”
I shift on my feet. “I asked who sent me a stripper.”
“Yeah. You asked who sent you a stripper and why they couldn’t get one with bigger tits.”
“I’m sorry. I was…”
“You’re sorry. You’re sorry. My little girl was at that school. First I see that fucking car racing past, then I get the same bullshit line I’ve already heard five hundred times, then I have to deal with your attitude while I’m picturing my child smeared on the front end of a lime green Ferrari.”
“Look,” I try to tell her. “I’m sorry.”
“What? That just makes it go away?”
I grit my teeth. “No. I keep trying to tell you. I didn’t know there would be anyone there. It was Saturday afternoon. The road was deserted. I thought I was in the middle of nowhere. I just needed--”
“Needed what?”
“To get away,” I say.
She snorts. “From what, your mansion?”
“I have an apartment.”
“Oh, really. Penthouse?”
“No, loft. Just a one bedroom.”
She frowns a little. “Doesn’t matter. You broke the law, and if you were anyone else you’d be in county for six months.”
“I’m not anyone else. I get sick of being reminded I’m not anyone else.”
She folds her arms across her chest. “Yeah, but you sure like flaunting it with your fancy car.”
“I don’t drive that car to show off my money. I drive it because I like to drive. You should come with me sometime. I’d like to see you squirming in the passenger seat while I take you on some curves.”
She stares at me and her mouth parts a bit before closing into a sneer.
“N-no,” she says, a hint of confusion in her voice. “Once you get that thing out of impound, I never want to see it again.”
I can’t help but smirk. “You were thinking about it. I’m staying for dinner.”
“What? You can’t just--”
I step past her and throw open her fridge and freezer. God, it’s all packaged garbage. How does she stay in shape eating crap like this? That poor kid, she’s probably never seen real food in her life.
“You eat this?” I ask her, holding up a packaged dinner.
“Some of us have to work all day and try to raise a little girl on their own. I’m sorry, I don’t have time to cook a five star meal every day. I’m sure when you have a personal chef, it’s not that big a deal.”
“I don’t have a personal chef. I don’t have a maid or a housekeeper or any of that shit, so you can stop throwing it in my face like I do.”
“What are you doing?”
After fishing around, I find frozen chicken breasts in a pack. I step to the sink and start running warm water over them.
“What are you doing?” she hisses.
“Cooking.”
“I cook for my own family,” she says.
The way her voice cracks when she says it cuts something inside me. I look down at the chicken and frown.
“I’m not trying to take over. There isn’t enough for me and I’m not leaving until those blood suckers are off your porch.”
She looks genuinely confused. “Why?”
“I brought them here. They’re my responsibility.”
She chews her lip. There’s that one little snaggletooth like a fang that digs into her bottom lip.
For half a heartbeat, I forget I’m staring at the chip-on-her-shoulder little jerk that got me stuck here and probably ruined my career. That’s what she is, right? She’s not a harried single mom that’s all sweaty trying to cook up lasagna for her daughter while the fourth estate tries to batter down her door.
Her face is hard, but brittle.
“I’m trying to help.”
She sighs and turns away. “You can help by making dinner, then. Not like you have anything better to do. I’m going to sit on my couch with my kid and watch TV.”
“Mom! Look!”
I follow her to the living room doorway and my jaw drops.
We’re on TV. Live. The damn camera is pointed right at her door. I can see my silhouette through the curtains.
Phoebe looks at me and scowls.
I fall back into the kitchen as she sits. Peering through the glass, I watch the lasagna bubbling.
So I can’t use the oven.
The chicken is nearly thawed. I dig through her pots and pans and find what I need, then start rooting through her cupboards. Phoebe scowls at me from the couch when she hears me rifling through her things, but doesn’t say a word. She just huffs and goes back to flipping channels.
We’re on every news station, at least until the political crap starts. I never watch that, couldn’t care less. Just makes me angry.
She does have some sen
se of how to cook. I can see that from her pantry, she just doesn’t bother.
No, you jackass, she doesn’t have time. She’s exhausted. I can tell because after a few minutes, her kid Carrie takes the remote from her. She’s snoring, out like a light.
The kid puts on a cartoon but doesn’t watch it. Instead she joins me in the kitchen.
“What are you doing?”
“Making real food,” I tell her, as I pour a bit of avocado oil into a frying pan.
“Can I help?”
“Yeah, sure. Do what I tell you.”
She’s a good assistant. Does what she’s told without asking questions. I rub the chicken breasts with spices, and grab bags of frozen vegetables. Most of them steam right in the bag, so that’ll be easy.
“Eww,” the kid says, poking a bag of frozen broccoli.
“It’s good for you. Lots of iron.”
“I don’t need iron.”
I can’t believe I’m saying this to a girl, but I flex my arm and watch her eyes widen. “You wanna be like me? You gotta get some iron.”
“Okay,” she says. Her enthusiasm sounds tempered, but whatever.
I end up ripping the bags open and steaming the veggies myself. Once the oil is hot and the meat is thawed enough to cook, I lay the pieces of chicken in the oil and jerk my hand back.
“Sizzle, sizzle,” the kid says. “Smells good.”
“Yeah.”
We stand together watching the oil bubble and steam around the meat. The kid is barely taller than the stove itself. She’ll be short like her mom, I think.
She keeps looking at me.
“Why are you looking at me?”
She pokes my arm. “It’s weird seeing you. I see you on TV all the time.”
“Oh. Well, here I am. I’m real.”
“Cool.”
“Right.”
She keeps standing there as I cook, watching me intently.
“Your mom doesn’t cook much?”
“On weekends.”
“Where’s your dad?”
She gives me a curious look. “He’s dead.”
I flinch. “Jesus, kid, I’m sorry.”
“I didn’t know him. He died when I was really little.”
“I’m sorry to hear that.”
“A bad man shot him.”
I almost drop the spatula. “What?”
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