By Dromio here, who came in haste for it.
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DROMIO OF EPHESUS
Money by me? – Heart and good will you might,
But surely, master, not a rag of money.
ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS
Went’st not thou to her for a purse of ducats?
ADRIANA
He came to me, and I delivered it.
LUCIANA
And I am witness with her that she did.
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DROMIO OF EPHESUS
God and the rope-maker bear me witness
That I was sent for nothing but a rope.
PINCH
Mistress, both man and master is possessed:
I know it by their pale and deadly looks.
They must be bound and laid in some dark room.
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ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS
[to Adriana] Say wherefore didst thou lock me forth today?
[to Dromio] And why dost thou deny the bag of gold?
ADRIANA
I did not, gentle husband, lock thee forth.
DROMIO OF EPHESUS
And, gentle master, I received no gold,
But I confess, sir, that we were locked out.
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ADRIANA
Dissembling villain, thou speak’st false in both.
ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS
Dissembling harlot, thou art false in all,
And art confederate with a damned pack
To make a loathsome, abject scorn of me;
But with these nails I’ll pluck out those false eyes
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That would behold in me this shameful sport. [Threatens Adriana.]
ADRIANA
O, bind him, bind him! Let him not come near me!
PINCH
More company!
Enter three or four and offer to bind him. He strives.
The fiend is strong within him.
LUCIANA
Ay me, poor man, how pale and wan he looks.
ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS
What, will you murder me? – Thou, jailer, thou,
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I am thy prisoner: wilt thou suffer them
To make a rescue?
OFFICER Masters, let him go:
He is my prisoner, and you shall not have him.
PINCH
Go bind this man, for he is frantic too.
[They offer to bind Dromio.]
ADRIANA [to Officer]
What wilt thou do, thou peevish officer?
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Hast thou delight to see a wretched man
Do outrage and displeasure to himself?
OFFICER
He is my prisoner; if I let him go,
The debt he owes will be required of me.
ADRIANA
I will discharge thee ere I go from thee;
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Bear me forthwith unto his creditor,
And, knowing how the debt grows, I will pay it.
– Good Master Doctor, see him safe conveyed
Home to my house. O, most unhappy day!
ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS
O, most unhappy strumpet!
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DROMIO OF EPHESUS
Master, I am here entered in bond for you.
ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS
Out on thee, villain! Wherefore dost thou mad me?
DROMIO OF EPHESUS Will you be bound for nothing? Be
mad, good master: cry ‘The devil!’
LUCIANA
God help, poor souls! How idly do they talk.
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ADRIANA
[to Pinch] Go bear him hence. [Exeunt Pinch and his
men with Antipholus and Dromio of Ephesus.]
– Sister, go you with me.
[to Officer] Say now, whose suit is he arrested at?
OFFICER
One Angelo, a goldsmith; do you know him?
ADRIANA
I know the man. What is the sum he owes?
OFFICER
Two hundred ducats.
ADRIANA Say, how grows it due?
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OFFICER
Due for a chain your husband had of him.
ADRIANA
He did bespeak a chain for me, but had it not.
COURTESAN
Whenas your husband all in rage today
Came to my house and took away my ring –
The ring I saw upon his finger now –
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Straight after did I meet him with a chain.
ADRIANA
It may be so, but I did never see it.
– Come, jailer, bring me where the goldsmith is;
I long to know the truth hereof at large.
Enter ANTIPHOLUS [OF SYRACUSE,
wearing the chain,] with his rapier drawn,
and DROMIO [OF SYRACUSE].
LUCIANA
God, for thy mercy! They are loose again.
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ADRIANA
And come with naked swords! Let’s call more help
To have them bound again.
OFFICER Away, they’ll kill us!
Exeunt [all but Antipholus and Dromio of Syracuse],
as fast as may be, frighted.
ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE
I see these witches are afraid of swords.
DROMIO OF SYRACUSE
She that would be your wife now ran from you.
ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE
Come to the Centaur; fetch our stuff from thence:
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I long that we were safe and sound aboard.
DROMIO OF SYRACUSE Faith, s
tay here this night; they
will surely do us no harm. You saw they speak us
fair, give us gold: methinks they are such a gentle
nation that, but for the mountain of mad flesh that
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claims marriage of me, I could find in my heart to
stay here still and turn witch.
ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE
I will not stay tonight for all the town;
Therefore, away, to get our stuff aboard.
Exeunt.
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Enter the [Second] Merchant and [ANGELO]
the goldsmith.
ANGELO
I am sorry, sir, that I have hindered you,
But I protest he had the chain of me,
Though most dishonestly he doth deny it.
2 MERCHANT
How is the man esteemed here in the city?
ANGELO
Of very reverend reputation, sir,
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Of credit infinite, highly beloved,
Second to none that lives here in the city;
His word might bear my wealth at any time.
Enter ANTIPHOLUS [OF SYRACUSE, wearing the chain,]
and DROMIO [OF SYRACUSE] again.
2 MERCHANT
Speak softly; yonder, as I think, he walks.
ANGELO
’Tis so, and that self chain about his neck
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Which he forswore most monstrously to have.
Good sir, draw near to me; I’ll speak to him:
– Signor Antipholus, I wonder much
That you would put me to this shame and trouble,
And not without some scandal to yourself,
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With circumstance and oaths so to deny
This chain which now you wear so openly.
Beside the charge, the shame, imprisonment,
You have done wrong to this my honest friend,
Who, but for staying on our controversy,
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Had hoisted sail and put to sea today.
This chain you had of me; can you deny it?
ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE
I think I had; I never did deny it.
2 MERCHANT
Yes, that you did, sir, and forswore it, too.
ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE
Who heard me to deny it or forswear it?
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2 MERCHANT
These ears of mine, thou knowst, did hear thee.
Fie on thee, wretch! ’Tis pity that thou liv’st
To walk where any honest men resort.
ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE
Thou art a villain to impeach me thus!
I’ll prove mine honour and mine honesty
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Against thee presently, if thou dar’st stand.
2 MERCHANT
I dare, and do defy thee for a villain! They draw.
Enter ADRIANA, LUCIANA,
Courtesan and others [with ropes].
ADRIANA
Hold, hurt him not, for God’s sake; he is mad!
Some get within him, take his sword away.
Bind Dromio too, and bear them to my house.
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DROMIO OF SYRACUSE
Run, master, run; for God’s sake, take a house!
This is some priory; in, or we are spoiled!
Exeunt [Antipholus and Dromio of Syracuse]
to the priory.
Enter [Emilia, the] Lady ABBESS.
ABBESS
Be quiet, people. Wherefore throng you hither?
ADRIANA
To fetch my poor distracted husband hence;
Let us come in, that we may bind him fast
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And bear him home for his recovery.
ANGELO
I knew he was not in his perfect wits.
2 MERCHANT
I am sorry now that I did draw on him.
ABBESS
How long hath this possession held the man?
ADRIANA
This week he hath been heavy, sour, sad,
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And much different from the man he was;
But till this afternoon his passion
Ne’er broke into extremity of rage.
ABBESS
Hath he not lost much wealth by wrack of sea?
Buried some dear friend? Hath not else his eye
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Strayed his affection in unlawful love? –
A sin prevailing much in youthful men,
Who give their eyes the liberty of gazing.
Which of these sorrows is he subject to?
ADRIANA
To none of these, except it be the last,
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Namely, some love that drew him oft from home.
ABBESS
You should for that have reprehended him.
ADRIANA
Why, so I did.
ABBESS Ay, but not rough enough.
ADRIANA
As roughly as my modesty would let me.
ABBESS
Haply, in private.
ADRIANA And in assemblies, too.
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ABBESS
Ay, but not enough.
ADRIANA
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