by Ric Locke
“It’s a felony to interfere with a Federal law enforcement officer in the performance of her duties!”
“Laura Cade, you are not an officer of any kind here. You are only a dangerous nuisance,” Dzheenis told her, still in the voice used to rebuke a child for mild misbehavior.
Cade was taken slightly aback for the first time in the interchange. Peters had noted, with approval, that the lead gunman had moved his finger away from the trigger of his weapon; he was clutching it so tightly his thumbnail was noticeably pale, but he wasn’t likely to kill someone by reflex. The ex-sailor, sometime diplomat, took half a step forward, palms up and out, and said as levelly as he could manage: “I reckon we ought to try to calm this situation a little before somebody gets hurt.”
The officer turned and snapped, “The way to calm this situation is for you to stop resisting arrest!”
Peters lifted his eyebrows. “Ms. Cade, if you’re stupid enough to think you’ve got the upper hand here I reckon your boss’d thank us for shootin’ you and gettin’ you off the promotion list. The way to cut the fuse on this here bomb is for you to tell your folks to ground arms and stand easy, and I’ll do the same.” He gestured at the bür. “These folks got a ship in orbit that’s armed to the teeth and couldn’t set down in the park yonder, and I recommend that you think real hard about sendin’ a squad or two of cops up against folks who think the difference between a gunshot wound and a ten-kilometer crater is that the flash and smoke’s more fun to watch.”
One of the helmeted men had flipped up his face shield and grasped Cade’s upper arm; he was speaking quietly but urgently into her ear. “Very well,” she said truculently, expression unrepentant. “Troops, ground arms but stay on your toes. This isn’t over yet.” The last phrase was directed at Peters.
“No, it ain’t. Now give me a minute. I’ll get back to you,” he said with a nod as the Federals began easing their stances, and turned to face the bür he thought was the officer. “Pleasant greetings. May I know who you are?”
The Trade phrase was a polite request for name and precedence; the bür brought his right hand up, palm forward, and touched his chin with his forefinger. “My name is Velix Teeda,” he said, accompanying that with a nod. “I am lusi of dekre two and eight, formation six, parade one and eight of Therzin Vee, ship six, eight, and three squares of the Host of All Bür,” he said, the full formal self-introduction. A “dekre”, or “eight-person”, comprised eighty troops—sixteen “hands” of five men—plus officers and noncoms, totalling ninety-five; its CO, or “lusi”, would thus be about lieutenant equivalent, Marine style.
“My name is John Peters. I am depa’olze of the Peters pa’ol, trade ship Llapaaloapalla,” he said with equal formality. “Thank you for your prompt arrival, lusi Velix. May I direct you?”
“I was ordered to obey your directives unless they were clearly demented, ze Peters.”
“Good. Please direct your people to assume nonthreatening postures but remain alert.”
Lusi Velix nodded shortly and barked two short phrases, and the bür soldiers shifted to positions similar to parade rest, weapons at port, cloaks draped over shoulders and upper arms. The movement caused a stir among the Federal officers, but nobody got too excited, and the tension in the room ratcheted down noticeably.
“Will your smallship accommodate my family? Five persons,” Peters asked.
“No, it is fully occupied. A passenger carrier of sufficient size can be here in a few antle.” The lusi tapped an object on his belt, and Peters was startled to note a perfectly ordinary phone, the sort available over the counter with prepaid time included. He’d never had one—they were too expensive, and he hadn’t had anyone to call anyway—and he had never even thought about them. Velix Teeda took his silence as assent, punched a speed-dial combination, and spoke urgently. “Two and eight antle, no more,” he said with a smile, and clipped the gadget back on his belt. “Useful item, that,” he noted with evident satisfaction.
Five minutes. “All right. Ander, Alper, go and get your airsuits and anything else you can grab quickly. Khurs, I’m glad to see you wearing your suit, but I don’t think they’ll let you go back for anything else. Dzheenis, you and Lisi go with the others. Let Prethuvenigis know what’s going on.”
“Depa’olze,” Dzheenis said with a half-bow, and Ander and Alper headed for the bedroom.
“What’s going on?” Cade demanded. “These people are in protective custody. They can’t just leave.”
“Miz Cade, there comes a time when self-confident optimism turns into flat reckless stupidity, and in my opinion you done gone a good ways beyond that point.” The woman jerked her head back, face twisted into a scowl, and Peters continued, “I ain’t turnin’ my family over to your tender mercies if I can help it, and in this case I can. You don’t like it, well, you just declared war on more stars than you can see and all the people who live there, and we’re waitin’ for you to open the festivities. I guarantee that you, personally, will not survive.”
The Federal officer didn’t reply, just stood rigid, eyes hot, face a rictus of mixed hatred and rage. Her adviser’s face was the color of skim milk; he murmured urgently into her ear, to no apparent effect.
“Should I be destroying records?” Khurs asked practically.
“We don’t have time—no, wait.” Peters smiled and looked up. “Lusi Velix, it appears there will be no shooting for the moment. Would a little casual destruction assuage your people’s regret somewhat?”
“It’s always disappointing to go to a party and not dance,” the officer replied gravely.
“I thought you might feel that way. Very well. When my family have finished removing their possessions, search the place. Remove or destroy, at your option, every scrap of writing or other records, including those two objects and their appurtenances.” He indicated the computers. “You should take those, you’ll find them interesting. Also, remove or destroy any and all items of off-world origin, and smash the furniture and fittings in general. Try not to start a fire; the structure is old and highly flammable, and there are many persons not involved in this dispute within it.”
“By your clear direction, ze Peters,” Velix Teeda said, and began barking orders in his own language.
“What’s going on?” Cade demanded as three of the bür soldiers stacked their weapons and began bundling up the computers. “That material’s under a Federal seizure order. You can’t remove it.”
“A cretin to the end.” Peters sighed and made an irritated gesture like swatting a fly. “Miz Cade,” he said with exaggerated patience, “this here’s an embassy, and I’m a diplomat. My embassy has been invaded by hostile forces, and I’m in the process of destroyin’ vital records and evacuatin’ personnel, and I’m gettin’ just a little bit tired of you and your bullshit. You.” He caught the eye of the man who’d been advising. “You seem to have a little sense. There’s thirty-five more of these guys,” a thumb-gesture at the bür, “in the troop carrier outside, and if they go by their normal organization there’s three more troop carriers waitin’, and they’d like nothin’ better than to turn the lot of you into strawberry jam and spread you over the buildin’ behind me. Either get this bitch out of here or shut her up before I get mad enough to tell ‘em to go ahead.”
“Threatening a Federal agent is—” Cade’s expostulation was cut off by the adviser’s hand over her mouth, and he and another agent in bulletproofs seized her by the upper arms and hauled her by main force out the door. The point man, left alone, looked around a little wildly.
“Just stay calm and don’t do nothin’ stupid,” Peters advised him in an undertone; he set the butt of his weapon on the floor, lifted his face shield, and leaned against the wall, watching but doing nothing. The passenger carrier arrived, and the bür ship moved aside to let it match its hatch to the opening, leaving the soldiers obeying their orders enthusiastically, comprehensively trashing the suite. “My love to you all,” Peters said. “I’ll see you when
I can.”
“Aren’t you coming?” Ander asked in alarm.
“No. I must go and see if any of these fools can be made to see reason.”
“My depa’olze, I must advise you that I consider that highly dangerous,” Dzheenis said soberly.
“Yes, I know.” He sighed and pulled the two women tightly against him. They were crying, pouring a flood of tears down his chest. Khurs was no less affected; she pushed a little, and Ander and Alper edged aside to permit the little Grallt to participate in the hug. Dzheenis stood erect, but his eyes were wet, and Lisi, the newest of the group and the least able to follow the events of the last few minutes, looked gravely alarmed.
“You’ll miss the babies!” Alper wailed.
“Very probably. You should hurry and get back to the ship before you have them on the trip up.” He looked up at Dzheenis, who stared soberly back, and sighed. “It is just possible that something may still be salvaged from this mess. Go, and let me try.”
“And if not?” Dzheenis asked.
Peters grimaced. “I have no advice, and to give orders would be fatuous. Please go. This does not become less painful for being extended.”
“Yes, my depa’olze.” Dzheenis began urging the others toward the boat, Lisi first. Then he took Khurs and Alper’s hands and tugged gently, and Ander followed, holding on to Peters until compelled to let go, face barely recognizable behind her mask of grief. The hatch closed and the smallship lifted away, allowing rain to lash through the opening.
Peters wiped his eyes and looked around at the remaining human occupant of the suite. “What’s your name?” he asked.
“Harold Carstairs.” He was about twenty-five or twenty-six, and added a wary “sir!” as Peters approached.
Peters smiled and turned. “Lusi Velix, a moment.”
“Yes, ze Peters?”
“I’ll be leaving with this young man. Don’t be alarmed at the events of the next few moments. When you are finished here, return to your other duties with my thanks.”
“My pleasure, ze Peters.” The bür officer saluted and nodded.
Peters nodded back and faced Harold Carstairs. “Does your promotion path include Miz Cade’s job?”
“Yes, sir, eventually, if I’m good enough.”
“Well, congratulations. You just convinced a dangerous criminal to surrender after an armed confrontation in which fortunately nobody got killed. That oughta be good for a couple gold stars, don’t you reckon?”
The man—boy—looked confused. “I suppose so, sir.”
“Then let’s go get you that promotion, hey? I’ll go quiet like, and you can wave your shooter. I’d admire if you didn’t actually shoot me with it, though.”
“Um… “
“Somethin’ wrong?”
The boy looked embarrassed. “I have to wrap you.”
“Heh? Even if I’m cooperatin’?”
“Yes, sir. The regulations say that all detainees have to be restrained, sir.”
Peters sighed. “Then go ahead, but don’t make it too tight.” He turned and presented his hands behind his back. “That about right?”
“Yes, sir, that’s perfect.” Carstairs wrapped Peters’s wrists with a strap, not too tight as specified, and picked up his weapon. “Let’s go, sir.”
Peters smiled to himself and started toward the door. When he reached it Carstairs called out, “Coming out! Open the door!” in a surprisingly strong voice, and the panel swung open to reveal a hall full of bulletproofs, uniforms, and weapons, with Laura Cade in the lead, face flushed. “Mr. Peters has agreed to surrender,” Carstairs commented. “He’s been real cooperative.”
“I’ll bet,” Cade snarled. “Get him in the wagon.” A pair of goons in bulletproofs grabbed him by the upper arms and began hustling him down the hall, and Cade followed, mouth set in a grim line. When they turned to go down the stairs Peters looked back. Harold Carstairs was standing, gaping a little, watching them leave, and another of the agents was looking at the young man who’d performed the arrest, face a study in speculation.
They half-pushed, half-threw him into a boxy vehicle and slammed the door. He’d barely had time to seat himself on the unpadded bench when the vehicle started up, turning right, left, right, then abruptly left before descending into an underground parking lot. Then it was more comealong holds and a fast shuffle down corridors covering what seemed like a kilometer before stopping at a steel door with a single thick window.
“Stand still,” Cade snapped. The two goons produced a handweapon each and pointed them at his head, staying away from direct contact; no doubt the precise distance was specified in the regulations. Laura Cade expertly stripped off the wrapstrap, pulled the door open, and said, “Inside.” She shoved him, hard, and he half-fell through the door, which closed with a final-sounding thud and a multiple click of locks going home.
Chapter Forty-Nine
This was the fourth prison he’d been in, and for a prison it wasn’t too bad. It was cold, but that was a common feature of prisons and lockups in his experience; the temperature was set by regulation, no doubt. He wished he had his kathir suit, but that had been taken the morning after his arrest. They’d threatened to cut it off; at that point he’d still had some dim hope of eventual release, and being at the epicenter of what amounted to an atomic explosion would have made that moot at best. He’d skinned out of the suit and handed it over, receiving in exchange the first of a series of loose, sloppy, orange boiler suits like what he was now wearing.
The bunk had a mattress and linens, the toilet had a seat, and there was a mirror over the washbasin. It was as good as many of the quarters he’d had in the Navy, and better than most shipboard ones, bar the guard outside; the door wasn’t even locked. He lay on the bunk, trying to remember every word anyone had said in his presence in ferassi, searching for cognates and similarities in the Trade and puzzling out the meaning. The exercise also served to call back Ander and Alper’s faces as he’d first seen them, still and unresponsive as statues and with less expression. By now he could almost react coldly to the memory.
The television, a panel set into the wall behind bulletproof glass, flashed images that Peters ignored. The programming was a mixture of “news” and “business information”, pornography that seemed aimed primarily at male homosexuals, and depictions of people whose lives included cars, telephones, computers, running water, and full-time electrical power. The first category he found occasionally diverting, though it was carefully screened to keep him from finding out anything he wanted to know; the second totally failed to engage his interest; and the third served only to emphasize that he had less in common with the people behind the screen than he did with lusi Velix. Another prisoner had shown him how to bugger the earphones so that they looked OK to casual inspection but didn’t work; after that he wasn’t even distracted by the sound.
The speakers over the screen squawked an attention tone and began issuing a litany in several languages, and simultaneously the screen cleared and showed text. None of the languages was anything he wanted to hear, but the third or fourth one was English: “John Peters, you have a visitor. Report to the visitation room, John Peters.” The screen said the same thing, and the synthesized voice went on to what he guessed was French.
He did get visitors occasionally. Mannix had come once, two prisons ago; Tom Goetz and Vanessa, neè Williams, had dropped by, a surprise, and he’d seen Warnocki twice, one of them at the last place. They’d all told him flatly that they weren’t allowed to talk about anything currently going on, and had chatted about the voyage and Llapaaloapalla with an eye to where they thought the cameras were. From hints and subtext he gathered that the ship had left a few weeks after Agent Cade had tossed him in the slammer. From the trend of recent interrogations he thought it was back. Nobody at all had come for at least a week. Be interesting—well, less than totally boring—to see who this was.
“Mornin’, Miz Cade,” he said to the hall guard. The woman—not Lau
ra Cade—scowled behind her face mask but said nothing, and Peters walked briskly, head high, toward the visitation room. “Mornin’, Mr. Briggs,” he told the sharply-dressed middle-aged man waiting on the other side of the armor glass.
The man’s chuckle came through the speaker. “Actually, it’s a little after three in the afternoon, John,” he said.
Peters shrugged. “It’s always mornin’ of a new day for me.”
“You always say that.” Briggs smiled and shifted in his chair. “This time you may have some reason for your optimism.”
Help, or at least amelioration, had come from an unexpected source. Harold Carstairs had, in fact, gotten promoted; legal fiction or no, he’d “captured” Peters before witnesses, and the regulations required it. Carstairs had an uncle whose wife’s maiden name was Briggs; her brother’s son Sheldon was an attorney living in Hartford, Connecticut, specializing in tax law. Sheldon Briggs’s brother and his wife had died while sailboating in the Bahamas, and Sheldon was guardian to their daughter, Evelyn, who had joined the Navy and become a fighter pilot. This unlikely chain of circumstances had resulted, to Peters’s astonishment, in his having both expert legal representation and a little medium-weight political influence.
“You said that before,” Peters remarked as he took his seat. He liked Briggs, keeping in mind that as a lawyer the man had probably had special training in how to be liked.
Briggs smiled. “Got something for you,” he said, and held up a rolled paper with a red-white-and-blue ribbon around it. He put it in the passthrough and closed the lid, and after an interval—during which it was probably inspected by radar, IR, visual, X-ray, and Y and Z rays if they were available—the latch on Peters’s side clicked.
“What’s this?” Peters asked as he took it out.
“Have a look.”