by Rick Riordan
Grover yelped in alarm. “Agave? Money Maker?” He sprinted forward, the rest of us following at his heels.
Agave was an enormous nature spirit, worthy of her plant. Standing, she would have been at least seven feet tall, with blue-gray skin, long limbs, and serrated hair that must’ve been literally murder to shampoo. Around her neck, her wrists, and her ankles, she wore spiked bands, just in case anyone tried to intrude on her personal space. Kneeling next to her friend, Agave didn’t look too bad until she turned, revealing her burns. The left side of her face was a mass of charred tissue and glistening sap. Her left arm was nothing but a desiccated brown curl.
“Grover!” she rasped. “Help Money Maker. Please!”
He knelt next to the stricken dryad.
I’d never heard of a money maker plant before, but I could see how she got her name. Her hair was a thick cluster of plaited disks like green quarters. Her dress was made of the same stuff, so she appeared to be clad in a shower of chlorophyll coinage. Her face might have once been beautiful, but now it was shriveled like a week-old party balloon. From the knees down, her legs were gone—burned away. She tried to focus on us, but her eyes were opaque green. When she moved, jade coins dropped from her hair and dress.
“Grover’s here?” She sounded like she was breathing a mixture of cyanide gas and metal filings. “Grover…we got so close.”
The satyr’s lower lip trembled. His eyes rimmed with tears. “What happened? How—?”
“Down there,” said Agave. “Flames. She just came out of nowhere. Magic—” She began coughing up sap.
Piper peered warily down the corridor. “I’m going to scout ahead. Be right back. I do not want to be caught by surprise.”
She dashed off down the hall.
Agave tried to speak again but fell over sideways. Somehow, Meg caught her and propped her up without getting impaled. She touched the dryad’s shoulder, muttering under her breath Grow, grow, grow. Cracks began to mend in Agave’s charred face. Her breathing eased. Then Meg turned to Money Maker. She placed her hand on the dryad’s chest, then recoiled as more jade petals shook loose.
“I can’t do much for her down here,” Meg said. “They both need water and sunlight. Right now.”
“I’ll get them to the surface,” Grover said.
“I’ll help,” Meg said.
“No.”
“Grover—”
“No!” His voice cracked. “Once I’m outside, I can heal them as well as you can. This is my search party, here on my orders. It’s my responsibility to help them. Besides, your quest is down here with Apollo. You really want him going on without you?”
I thought this was an excellent point. I would need Meg’s help.
Then I noticed the way they were both looking at me, as if they doubted my abilities, my courage, my capacity to finish this quest without a twelve-year-old girl holding my hand.
They were right, of course, but that made it no less embarrassing.
I cleared my throat. “Well, I’m sure if I had to…”
Meg and Grover had already lost interest in me, as if my feelings were not their primary concern. (I know. I couldn’t believe it either.) Together they helped Agave to her feet.
“I’m fine,” Agave insisted, tottering dangerously. “I can walk. Just get Money Maker.”
Gently, Grover picked her up.
“Careful,” Meg warned. “Don’t shake her or she’ll lose all her petals.”
“Don’t shake Money Maker,” Grover said. “Got it. Good luck!”
Grover hurried into the darkness with the two dryads just as Piper returned.
“Where are they going?” she asked.
Meg explained.
Piper’s frown deepened. “I hope they get out okay. If that guard wakes up…” She let the thought expire. “Anyway, we’d better keep going. Stay alert. Heads on a swivel.”
Short of injecting myself with pure caffeine and electrifying my underwear, I wasn’t sure how I could possibly be more alert or swivel-headed, but Meg and I followed Piper down the grim fluorescent hall.
Another thirty yards, and the corridor opened into a vast space that looked like…
“Wait,” I said. “Is this an underground parking garage?”
It certainly seemed so, except for the complete absence of cars. Stretching into the darkness, the polished cement floor was painted with yellow directional arrows and rows of empty grid spaces. Lines of square pillars supported the ceiling twenty feet above. Posted on some of them were signs like: HONK. EXIT. YIELD TO LEFT.
In a car-crazy town like LA, it seemed odd that anyone would abandon a usable parking garage. Then again, I supposed street meters sounded pretty good when your other option was a creepy maze frequented by taggers, dryad search parties, and government workers.
“This is the place,” Piper said. “Where Jason and I got separated.”
The smell of sulfur was stronger here, mixed with a sweeter fragrance…like cloves and honey. It made me edgy, reminding me of something I couldn’t quite place—something dangerous. I resisted the urge to run.
Meg wrinkled her nose. “Pee-yoo.”
“Yeah,” Piper agreed. “That smell was here last time. I thought it meant…” She shook her head. “Anyway, right about here, a wall of flames came roaring out of nowhere. Jason ran right. I ran left. I’m telling you—that heat seemed malevolent. It was the most intense fire I’ve ever felt, and I’ve fought Enceladus.”
I shivered, remembering that giant’s fiery breath. We used to send him boxes of chewable antacids for Saturnalia, just to make him mad.
“And after you and Jason got separated?” I asked.
Piper moved to the nearest pillar. She ran her hand along the letters of a YIELD sign. “I tried to find him, of course. But he just disappeared. I searched for a long time. I was pretty freaked-out. I wasn’t going to lose another…”
She hesitated, but I understood. She had already suffered the loss of Leo Valdez, who until recently she had assumed dead. She wasn’t going to lose another friend.
“Anyway,” she said, “I started smelling that fragrance. That kind of clove scent?”
“It’s distinctive,” I agreed.
“Yucky,” Meg corrected.
“It started to get really strong,” Piper said. “I’ll be honest, I got scared. Alone, in the dark, I panicked. I left.” She grimaced. “Not very heroic, I know.”
I wasn’t going to criticize, given the fact that my knees were presently knocking together the Morse code message RUN AWAY!
“Jason showed up later,” Piper said. “Simply walked out of the exit. He wouldn’t talk about what had happened. He just said going back in the maze wouldn’t accomplish anything. The answers were elsewhere. He said he wanted to look into some ideas and get back to me.” She shrugged. “That was two weeks ago. I’m still waiting.”
“He found the Oracle,” I guessed.
“That’s what I’m wondering. Maybe if we go that way”—Piper pointed to the right—“we’ll find out.”
None of us moved. None of us yelled Hooray! and skipped merrily into the sulfur-infused darkness.
My thoughts spun so rapidly I wondered if my head actually was on a swivel.
Malevolent heat, as if it had a personality. The nickname of the emperor: Neos Helios, the New Sun, Caligula’s bid to brand himself as a living god. Something Naevius Macro had said: I just hope there’s enough of you left for the emperor’s magical friend to work with.
And that fragrance, clove and honey…like an ancient perfume, combined with sulfur.
“Agave said ‘she just came out of nowhere,’” I recalled.
Piper’s hand tightened on the hilt of her dagger. “I was hoping I misheard that. Or maybe by she, she meant Money Maker.”
“Hey,” Meg said. “Listen.”
It was difficult over the loud swiveling of my head and the electricity crackling in my underwear, but finally I heard it: the clatter of wood and metal,
echoing in the darkness, and the hiss and scrape of large creatures moving at a fast pace.
“Piper,” I said, “what did that perfume remind you of? Why did it scare you?”
Her eyes now looked as electric blue as her harpy feather. “An—an old enemy, somebody my mom warned me I would see again someday. But she couldn’t possibly be—”
“A sorceress,” I guessed.
“Guys,” Meg interrupted.
“Yeah.” Piper’s voice turned cold and heavy, as if she was just realizing how much trouble we were actually in.
“A sorceress from Colchis,” I said. “A grandchild of Helios, who drove a chariot.”
“Pulled by dragons,” Piper said.
“Guys,” Meg said, more urgently, “we need to hide.”
Too late, of course.
The chariot rattled around the corner, pulled by twin golden dragons that spewed yellow fumes from their nostrils like sulfur-fueled locomotives. The driver had not changed since I’d last seen her, a few thousand years ago. She was still dark-haired and regal, her black silk dress rippling around her.
Piper pulled her knife. She stepped into view. Meg followed her lead, summoning her swords and standing shoulder to shoulder with the daughter of Aphrodite. I, foolishly, stood at their side.
“Medea.” Piper spat out the word with as much venom and force as she would a dart from her blowgun.
The sorceress pulled the reins, bringing her chariot to a halt. Under different circumstances, I might have enjoyed the surprised look on her face, but it didn’t last long.
Medea laughed with genuine pleasure. “Piper McLean, you darling girl.” She turned her dark rapacious gaze on me. “This is Apollo, I take it? Oh, you’ve saved me so much time and trouble. And after we’re done, Piper, you’ll make a lovely snack for my dragons!”
SUN dragons…I hate them. And I was a sun god.
As dragons go, they aren’t particularly large. With a little lubrication and muscle, you can stuff one inside a mortal recreational vehicle. (And I have done so. You should have seen the look on Hephaestus’s face when I asked him to go inside the Winnebago to check the brake pedal.)
But what they lack in size, sun dragons make up for in viciousness.
Medea’s twin pets snarled and snapped, their fangs like porcelain in the fiery kilns of their mouths. Heat rippled off their golden scales. Their wings, folded against their backs, flashed like solar panels. Worst of all were their glowing orange eyes….
Piper shoved me, breaking my gaze. “Don’t stare,” she warned. “They’ll paralyze you.”
“I know that,” I muttered, though my legs had been in the process of turning to rock. I’d forgotten I wasn’t a god anymore. I was no longer immune to little things like sun dragons’ eyes and, you know, getting killed.
Piper elbowed Meg. “Hey. You too.”
Meg blinked, coming out of her stupor. “What? They’re pretty.”
“Thank you, my dear!” Medea’s voice turned gentle and soothing. “We haven’t formerly met. I’m Medea. And you’re obviously Meg McCaffrey. I’ve heard so much about you.” She patted the chariot rail next to her. “Come up, darling. You needn’t fear me. I’m friends with your stepfather. I’ll take you to him.”
Meg frowned, confused. The points of her swords dipped. “What?”
“She’s charmspeaking.” Piper’s voice hit me like a glass of ice water in the face. “Meg, don’t listen to her. Apollo, you neither.”
Medea sighed. “Really, Piper McLean? Are we going to have another charmspeak battle?”
“No need,” Piper said. “I’d just win again.”
Medea curled her lip in a good imitation of her sun dragons’ snarls. “Meg belongs with her stepfather.” She swept a hand toward me as if pushing away some trash. “Not with this sorry excuse for a god.”
“Hey!” I protested. “If I had my powers—”
“But you don’t,” Medea said. “Look at yourself, Apollo. Look what your father has done to you! Not to worry, though. Your misery is at an end. I’ll squeeze out whatever power is left and put it to good use!”
Meg’s knuckles turned white on the grips of her swords. “What does she mean?” she muttered. “Hey, Magic Lady, what do you mean?”
The sorceress smiled. She no longer wore the crown of her birthright as princess of Colchis, but at her throat a golden pendant still gleamed—the crossed torches of Hecate. “Shall I tell her, Apollo, or should you? Surely you know why I’ve brought you here.”
Why she had brought me here.
As if each step I’d taken since climbing out of that dumpster in Manhattan had been preordained, orchestrated by her…The problem was: I found that entirely plausible. This sorceress had destroyed kingdoms. She had betrayed her own father by helping the original Jason steal the Golden Fleece. She had killed her own brother and chopped him to bits. She had murdered her own children. She was the most brutal and power-hungry of Hecate’s followers, and also the most formidable. Not only that, but she was a demigod of ancient blood, the granddaughter of Helios himself, former Titan of the sun.
Which meant…
It all came to me at once, a realization so horrible my knees buckled.
“Apollo!” Piper barked. “Get up!”
I tried. I really did. My limbs would not cooperate. I hunched over on all fours and exhaled an undignified moan of pain and terror. I heard a clap-clap-clap and wondered if the moorings that anchored my mind to my mortal skull had finally snapped.
Then I realized Medea was giving me a polite round of applause.
“There it is.” She chuckled. “It took you a while, but even your slow brain got there eventually.”
Meg grabbed my arm. “You’re not giving in, Apollo,” she ordered. “Tell me what’s going on.”
She hauled me to my feet.
I tried to form words, to comply with her demand for an explanation. I made the mistake of looking at Medea, whose eyes were as transfixing as her dragons’. In her face, I saw the vicious glee and bright violence of Helios, her grandfather, as he had been in his glory days—before he faded into oblivion, before I took his place as master of the sun chariot.
I remembered how the emperor Caligula had died. He’d been on the verge of leaving Rome, planning to sail to Egypt and make a new capital there, in a land where people understood about living gods. He had meant to make himself a living god: Neos Helios, the New Sun—not just in name, but literally. That’s why his praetors were so anxious to kill him on the evening before he left the city.
What’s his endgame? Grover had asked.
My satyr spiritual advisor had been on the right track.
“Caligula’s always had the same goal,” I croaked. “He wants to be the center of creation, the new god of the sun. He wants to supplant me, the way I supplanted Helios.”
Medea smiled. “And it really couldn’t happen to a nicer god.”
Piper shifted. “What do you mean…supplant?”
“Replace!” Medea said, then began counting on her fingers as if giving cooking tips on daytime television. “First, I extract every bit of Apollo’s immortal essence—which isn’t much at the moment, so that won’t take long. Then, I’ll add his essence to what I already have cooking, the leftover power of my dearly departed grandfather.”
“Helios,” I said. “The flames in the maze. I—I recognized his anger.”
“Well, Grandpa’s a bit cranky.” Medea shrugged. “That happens when your life force fades to practically nothing, then your granddaughter summons you back a little at a time, until you’re a lovely raging firestorm. I wish you could suffer as Helios has suffered—howling for millennia in a state of semiconsciousness, just aware enough of what you’ve lost to feel the pain and resentment. But alas, we don’t have that much time. Caligula is anxious. I’ll take what’s left of you and Helios, invest that power in my friend the emperor, and voilà! A new god of the sun!”
Meg grunted. “That’s dumb,” she said, as
if Medea had suggested a new rule for hide-and-seek. “You can’t do that. You can’t just destroy a god and make a new one!”
Medea didn’t bother answering.
I knew that what she described was entirely possible. The emperors of Rome had made themselves semidivine simply by instituting worship among the populace. Over the centuries, several mortals had made themselves gods, or were promoted to godhood by the Olympians. My father, Zeus, had made Ganymede an immortal simply because he was cute and knew how to serve wine!
As for destroying gods…most of the Titans had been slain or banished thousands of years ago. And I was standing here now, a mere mortal, stripped of all godliness for the third time, simply because Daddy wanted to teach me a lesson.
For a sorceress of Medea’s power, such magic was within reach, provided her victims were weak enough to be overcome—such as the remnants of a long-faded Titan, or a sixteen-year-old fool named Lester who had strolled right into her trap.
“You would destroy your own grandfather?” I asked.
Medea shrugged. “Why not? You gods are all family, but you’re constantly trying to kill each other.”
I hate it when evil sorceresses have a point.
Medea extended her hand toward Meg. “Now, my dear, hop up here with me. Your place is with Nero. All will be forgiven, I promise.”
Charmspeak flowed through her words like Aloe Vera’s gel—slimy and cold but somehow soothing. I didn’t see how Meg could possibly resist. Her past, her stepfather, especially the Beast—they were never far from her mind.
“Meg,” Piper countered, “don’t let either of us tell you what to do. Make up your own mind.”
Bless Piper’s intuition, appealing to Meg’s stubborn streak. And bless Meg’s willful, weed-covered little heart. She interposed herself between me and Medea. “Apollo’s my dumb servant. You can’t have him.”
The sorceress sighed. “I appreciate your courage, dear. Nero told me you were special. But my patience has limits. Shall I give you a taste of what you are dealing with?”
Medea lashed her reins, and the dragons charged.
I enjoy running people over in a chariot as much as the next deity, but I did not like the idea of being the guy run over.