I Am Not A Gangster

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by Bobby Cummines


  In the end there wasn’t a scrap – thanks to another con called Bobby Cummines.

  Reggie told me: ‘Me and Ron liked Bobby. We met him at the Old Bailey. We were on trial for murder. He was being done for a sawn-off shotgun. And he was only sixteen, for fuck’s sake. Both me and Ron thought the little fella had a lot of guts.’

  So when Reg and Bobby found themselves banged up at Parkhurst, it was natural that they would become friends. And it was Bobby, in his new role as peacemaker, who brokered a deal between Reg and Charlie. Both would keep a respectful distance between each other – there would be no violence – as neither wanted the authorities to punish them with additional time on top of the already massive sentences they were serving.

  As Reggie put it to me: ‘Bobby probably had a blade from a pair of shears hidden inside his shirt. Nobody takes any chances inside Parkhurst. It’s dog eats dog. It’s survival of the fittest. In any event, after that, me and Charlie got along OK. We agreed to not agree, if you see what I mean. There wasn’t any bother.’

  Ironically, after the peace talks, Bobby probably got closer to Charlie than he’d even been to Reggie. Charlie, a big reader and a far deeper and more thoughtful and intelligent man than most people ever gave him credit for, found a willing disciple in Bobby. He taught Bobby a lot, and I believe that Bobby will give Charlie Richardson much of the credit for his new path in life.

  Charlie Richardson, not a man given to false praise, told me before he died: ‘Bobby Cummines is a very intelligent man. If he’d not chosen to be a villain he could have been the fuckin’ prime minister! What a waste. Still, it didn’t turn out badly for him, did it? Got himself a gong from the Queen. And they’ll probably make him a fuckin’ Sir one day! I wouldn’t put it past the little feller. And good luck to him.’

  I first met Bobby Cummines in St Matthew’s Church, in Bethnal Green, in the East End. It’s the church where all three of the Kray brothers – Reg, Ron and long-suffering older brother, Charlie – had their funeral services. It’s also close to their old home in Valence Street. Bobby himself cut quite a striking figure as he entered the church; smaller than I expected, but tough and wiry. He was a fit little bugger, and was always turned out immaculately. On this occasion he wore a beautifully tailored, expensive grey suit, gleaming black shoes, crisp white shirt and a red tie. His hair was neat and tidy. In fact, that’s probably the perfect word to sum up Bobby – neat.

  With him was a most attractive Japanese lady whom he introduced as his wife, Ami. And with them was their son, a quiet and respectful young lad.

  During that cold, crisp but sunny winter Saturday we were filming an hour-long documentary for Sky Television’s Crime Investigation Channel on the legacy of the Kray twins.

  The day had started in The Carpenter’s Arms pub in Cheshire Street – which Reg and Ron had once owned – just a short walk from St Matthew’s Church. They bought it for their mum, and as a sort of private club for them and members of the Kray firm. A painting of Reg and Ron still hangs in the bar.

  This particular morning, we’d interviewed two of the original Kray firm. Even though it was before ten o’clock in the morning, they’d managed to polish off the contents of a bottle of brandy, but were still relatively coherent as they tottered off to another nearby boozer.

  After that, we recorded several links for the programme and then walked the few hundred yards down the road to the church. We did the interview with Bobby Cummines, sitting in a pew near the front of the church. It was, as ever with Bobby, a cracking interview. He told it as it was – as he always does – in those far from halcyon days with Reg Kray and the other inmates of Parkhurst Prison.

  He described a daily battle for survival and a regime of fear.

  As Bobby put it: ‘You had to give respect to everyone. You had to speak to everyone. If you didn’t wish some of the prisoners “Good morning”, the chances were that they would take it as a slight and come after you.’

  Bobby himself was always tooled up with the blade from a pair of shears – just in case. He painted a graphic picture of that time. He gave a full description of Reggie Kray and told how he coped with the prospects of endless years of incarceration. Bobby also described how Reggie dealt with the daily threat of attacks from one of the ‘young pretenders’, who thought they could make a name for themselves by taking out King Kray.

  Reg was always prepared for an attack and always surrounded himself with young thugs who were prepared to die for this underworld legend.

  It was a gripping interview. So it was natural that when Sky commissioned a series called Fred Dinenage’s Murder Casebook, looking back at murder cases from the past, one of our regular contributors would be Bobby Cummines.

  Bobby understood the criminal mind and, just as important, he’s so articulate that he can explain it to the viewer. We interviewed him a couple of times at Arundel jail in Sussex, which is no longer in use. It was built in 1836 beneath Arundel Town Hall and used to house inmates after they had been convicted in the courtroom upstairs.

  The old cells were still there. It’s a spooky place, a hotbed for the paranormal – it’s claimed it’s full of ghosts. I don’t know about that. But I do know that Bobby refused to allow himself to be filmed behind bars in one of the cells. Too many bad memories, perhaps?

  Later, when we were making a film about Charlie Richardson, we interviewed Bobby on the set of the ITV drama series, The Bill. And very realistic that was, too.

  Again Bobby was in top form, maybe even more so than on the Kray documentary, because he’d been very close to Charlie in Parkhurst. Many people say it was Richardson who got Bobby thinking about the future, who persuaded Bobby to read books, and changed the course his life would take. But that’s for Bobby himself to describe in this book.

  All I would add is that I’ve interviewed a lot of criminals over the years, but few have impressed me as much as Bobby Cummines. What a pity he chose the path he did so early in his life. Otherwise, as Charlie Richardson said, maybe he could have ended up as our prime minister. Who knows? Maybe one day he will …

  I wouldn’t put it past the little fella.

  Fred Dinenage, January 2014

  APPENDIX I

  BOBBY’S GLOSSARY

  I thought it would be interesting to write down some of the words and phrases used by firms in London in the 1970s. You will see examples in the book, although I have tried to explain them where possible.

  A bit of bird or a stretch: jail sentence

  A bit of work: criminal activity

  A blade: knife or a razor

  A blag: armed robbery

  A bullseye: £50

  A diamond: a solid person with the highest possible reputation

  A drink: giving someone money

  A face: well-known villain

  A fixer: peacemaker

  A grand: £1,000

  A piece: handgun

  A ruck: a fight

  A score: £20

  A ton: £100

  Apples and pears: stairs

  Bag man: one who takes the bag from a security man or takes money from the tills

  Barnet: hair

  Bent gear: stolen goods

  Bit of tom: jewellery

  Boat race: face

  Brown bread: dead

  Bung: bribe

  Chokey or block: solitary confinement

  Cleaning money: money laundering

  Cockle: £10

  Contract: a death sentence

  Creeper: burglar

  Deps: depositions of a trial

  Dog and bone: telephone

  Educate: teach or punish

  Ghosted: removal of disruptive prisoner to another jail

  Going copper, cat’s arse or grass: police informant

  Going up the steps: going to the Old Bailey

  Heavy game: crimes involving violence or death

  Jam jar: car

  Jekyll and Hyde: snide or fake

  Jump up: stealing from the
backs of lorries

  Kiss the Axminster: get on the floor

  Kneecapping: shooting someone in the legs

  Long firm: organised fraud

  Mule: drug smuggler

  Nanny goat: coat

  Nonce: sex offender

  On the firm: part of a crime family

  On your toes: on the run

  Pavement man: one who controls the street

  Peter: prison cell or a safe

  Plates of meat: feet

  Pop one in the ceiling: shotgun fired at the ceiling

  Pushing up daises: person is buried

  Rat: a person without honour

  Safe house: where you meet before the robbery and go back afterwards

  Saucepan lids: the kids

  Sawn-off: cut-down shotgun

  Screws: prison officers

  Snide gear: counterfeit goods

  Spiller: illegal drinking and gambling club

  Stinger: shotgun cartridge with buckshot taken out and rock salt put in

  Strong arm: demanding money with menaces

  Sweeney: police’s heavy mob

  Thrupenny bits: tits

  Tool merchant: someone who uses weapons or supplies them

  Trouble and strife: wife

  Well recommended: someone from another firm who comes on to your firm

  Whacked: killed

  Wheel man: driver for villains

  APPENDIX II

  BOBBY’S POEMS

  I hope you enjoyed my poem, ‘The one who locked my door’. Here are a few others, written in solitary confinement:

  TONGUE IN CHEEK

  Now I don’t mind this solitary

  Because my thoughts, like birds, take flight

  I can go just where I choose

  You can never deny me that right

  In my mind I have travelled

  Even to where you are

  Hovering high above you

  And you thought me just a star

  I think they have begun to realise

  Solitary is no punishment to me

  As I sit in the middle of this bare cell

  And smile back at them happily

  I see the havoc in their minds

  If only they really knew

  I am sure they would sit down with me

  And come and travel too

  FOR YOU

  I wish that for a day you could be me

  See the world through my eyes

  Then you could see how I now see

  And my pain you would realise

  You would hear the voice of my soul

  Give comfort to those in pain

  You will understand I judge no man

  For nobody is without blame

  You will understand how deep I feel

  You will know, too, the depths of my love

  For all the things that move upon this earth

  And the birds that fly above

  But in a way I am glad you’re not me

  That you cannot feel as I do

  For each of us is a priceless jewel

  Which means you are priceless too

  LOVE’S POWER

  I have killed

  It meant nothing to me

  I have lived like a king

  It meant nothing to me

  I have been tortured

  It meant nothing to me

  I have dared myself to dream

  It meant nothing to me

  I have made my own philosophy

  It meant nothing to me

  I have made violence my voice

  It meant nothing to me

  I have been a god

  It meant nothing to me

  I fell in love

  It made me mortal

  A PRISON SUICIDE

  What kind of perverse, sick system

  Can make a man turn to the rope?

  What kind of brutal apathy

  Can take away all hope?

  What frame of mind were you in?

  That your friends you could not tell?

  What kind of suffering did you feel

  That made your life a hell?

  What was your final thought, my friend

  That you had upon this Earth?

  The thought that said ‘End it all’

  And return to the place before birth

  What was it that made your soul

  Decide it wanted to be free?

  It was the penal code devised by man

  That you suffered along with me

  PAPER TIGERS

  He struts along this cell block

  He thinks he’s a chap

  He is easily recognised

  He talks mostly crap

  He will tell you he’s a gangster

  But there’s no need for alarm

  He is only a paper tiger

  Says a red band on his arm

  He is an empty vessel

  That makes so much noise

  But please don’t disillusion him

  He is one of the boys

  He deludes himself in thinking

  He’s the cock of the walk

  But they’ve given him a red band

  To prove he’s only talk.

  [Note: A prisoner who was trusted by staff was known as a ‘trustee’ and wore a red band. They could walk around the prison unescorted. They were not trusted by the other prisoners!]

  THOSE WHO STUDY LAW

  A wig, a gown, a bible, a pen

  These are the tools of your trade

  And you quote strange words from your dusty books

  A list of laws men have made

  You choose your words so carefully

  So they cannot be twisted by knaves

  For you are duty bound to uphold the laws

  They dictate how men behave

  But justice and laws are two strange things

  And they do not always agree

  And it is at such time that a jury

  Must decide what the verdict must be

  It is at such times we pray to God

  That their verdict will be correct

  Because if it’s wrong, no matter which way

  Then the laws are in neglect.

  THAT HAPPY LITTLE BIRD

  A bird flew around my window

  Singing songs no man had heard

  Such happiness he gave me

  That happy little bird

  He sang me songs of freedom

  Freedom no human knew

  The current of the winds of time

  On which my little friend flew

  He told me all life’s secrets

  As I fed him milk and bread

  Of all the heroes of mythology

  Who for a thousand years lay dead

  Walking around the yard today

  What I saw brought a tear to my eye

  Some prison cat had killed that bird

  No more would he sail the sky

  THE SIMPLE LIFE

 

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