“Men, this isn’t a joke,” he says. “We face a serious attack on our good name this Friday. Our community is coming out to support us. Your families will be there to cheer you on, and if the best you can do is some half-assed job, then walk out right now. I don’t have time for this.” Coach slowly turns a full three hundred and sixty degrees until his eyes hit all of us. “Homecoming, men, is not some silly game. It is what glues our community together. It’s what gives your little brothers and nephews—and, one day, sons—hope. It’s what comforts your mothers, sisters, and girlfriends with the knowledge they are safe because they are in the capable hands of young men who aren’t afraid to enter a battlefield, go head-to-head with the enemy, and come out victorious. If you think this is anything less than the defense of all that is good and decent in this world, then go home. I don’t need you. If you believe in what I’m preaching and want to enter a righteous war by my side, then take your dresses off, strap up, and start hustling.”
More fathers gather along the sideline as they come from work, watching us with grave concern. They never stray from a ten-yard area, on the opposite side of the field, by the visitor bleachers.
After scrimmage, I ask Terrence why they never come closer.
“They’re not allowed,” Terrence answers quietly, way quieter than he normally talks, which is always loud and laughing. He glances around to makes sure others aren’t that close. “Last year there was an ... altercation,” he says, making quotes around the word with his fingers. “Now there’s a court order preventing parents from coming onto the field during practice beyond that point at the visitors’ bleachers.”
“An altercation?”
“Yeah.” Terrence nods. “One of the dads was pissed off his boy wasn’t in the starting lineup, so at the next practice, he punched out Coach Stein.”
“Lucky thing Juh-Jankowski’s dad’s a cuh-cop,” I say. “Coach Buh-Brigs must be glad he’s here.”
Terrence snickers. “Not exactly,” he says. “It was Tom’s dad that punched Coach Stein. He parks his squad car out here to let everyone know he’s still keeping an eye on things, court order or not.”
“Juh-Jankowski didn’t start last year?” I ask, surprised.
“No way, dude. Tom was way smaller last year, before he started taking supplements.” Terrence makes air quotes again. “He’s beefed up a lot since then.”
“You mean Cuh-Coach’s suh-supplements.”
“Yeah, his special vitamins.” Terrence exaggerates the words sarcastically, then his helmet swivels, checking that no one is close enough to hear us.
“Good vitamins,” I say from under my helmet. Terrence rolls his eyes at me and moves in close enough that our shoulder pads clack together. “ ’Roids, dude,” Terrence whispers. “These boys don’t play. They shoot the shit now. Get it from Coach Stein.”
“You tuh-tuh-take them?” I ask, curious.
“Are you kidding?” Terrence asks, grabbing at his crotch. “And have my balls shrivel into raisins? Fuck no. I want the rushing title more than anybody but I don’t play around when it comes to my dick. I keep it covered when I stick and I don’t take nothing that makes it sag like a wind sock.” He starts laughing again. “I got a reputation to keep up with the ladies.”
“Shuh-sure you do,” I say, giving Terrence a friendly shove. But I’m wondering just how much bigger I could get, how much safer I could make my world, if I took Coach’s supplements. By the time we enter the locker room, it’s all I’m thinking about.
15
DANNY
The hip check sends me bouncing into the lockers right before third period. I’m used to random body blows but this one catches me hard. I’m trying to shake it off when a heavy force slams me a second time from behind, pinning me face-first into the cold metal.
“Asshole,” the voice grunts, “think I forgot about that stunt you and your coach pulled in the weight room?”
“No,” I squeak out as a hand shoves my head, smushing my right ear against the fins of a locker’s air vents. The hand presses harder, squeezing my skull and flattening my cheek, so my plea gets distorted. “Preesh jush let go.”
“And think we’re just going to forget about the piss on our uniforms?”
“Nuh-uh.”
“Or you dropping that squirrel back in Scott’s locker?”
Man, we—correction, I!—am screwed!
“You like wedgies?” the voice hisses as a hand reaches into my pants, grabs the back of my underwear and jerks the waistband up behind me. Feels like a rope’s lynching my nuts and ass crack.
“Aaaaahh!”
Hanes tighty whities cut through my thighs as my feet leave the ground.
“Goddammitmotherfuckerassholeshitbucket!” I squeal.
“You like that?” The voice laughs huskily, and I’m gasping as the pain between my legs turns into something that makes me want to black out.
“Leave him alone,” a girl’s voice pleads.
“Go fuck yourself, raghead.”
“Hey, assface!” Another girl’s voice—not pleading, demanding—joins in. “Let him go before I kick my boot up your fat ass.”
The wedgie slumps, dropping me back to the ground. Relief—sweet relief—floods my groin. I can finally turn my head to confirm that yes, indeed, assface is Tom Jankowski, the big blob I beat in Coach’s leg lifts competition. Then I see a caramel-skinned Indian girl hugging her books to her chest, doing her best to come to my defense. Even scared shitless, even with my nuts throbbing from near castration by wedgie, I still can’t help noticing the girl’s long dark lashes and her large eyes. They’re fearful, now, and her forehead furrows with fright and that makes me love her all the more. Her name is Indira. She’s a junior, but compared to Tom, she looks like I do—a dwarf caught in the land of giants.
“What’s that, dyke?” Tom asks a goth girl stepping protectively in front of Indira and wearing steel-toed Doc Martens boots. Though she’s not much bigger than me or Indira, goth girl looks like she might actually enjoy tearing Tom’s throat out with her teeth.
“Tina,” Indira cautions, still hugging her books with one arm while using the other hand to restrain her friend. Don’t hold her back, I think. Let her kick Tom’s ass.
“Listen to the raghead, dyke,” Tom says.
“Why, you—” Tina starts, but Indira cuts her off.
“Tina, stop it,” Indira whispers. Other students close in around us, sniffing blood and humiliation. Tom moves toward Tina and Indira, forgetting about me. He is rhinoceros-big. I thought guys weren’t ever allowed to hit girls but something in Tom’s face tells me he feels different.
“Real tough guy,” Tina says loud and clear, not backing down an inch. She holds up her pinky finger. “That about the size of your little weenie?” she taunts. “That why you need to act so tough?”
Students around us start laughing.
Tom’s forehead and cheeks go from white to pink while the streak of zits on his neck flames. He moves within punching distance as his hands turn to fists. If only I were the size of—
“TRY IT!” Tina wails loud enough to stop all other noise and movement. “Try it and I’ll kick you so hard in the nuts you’ll be coughing ’em out!” She shifts into a karate stance, her heavy boots planted and ready to kick a hole through drywall. Tom stops. His cheeks grow a volcanic shade of pink, eyes darting from Tina to Indira to me and then at the crowd of students. He’s a giant, but Tina has everyone convinced she’s tough and crazy. Indira just looks ill.
“What’s going on here?” Mr. Warren, the senior chemistry teacher, demands. His jowls flap like a hound dog’s as he waddles toward us. Mr. Adams, the geometry teacher, rushes up from the opposite side.
“Nothing,” Tom grumbles, not taking his eyes off Tina. He’s bigger than both teachers. Tina stays in her karate stance, ready to Bruce Lee the entire hallway. Mr. Warren puts his hand on her shoulder and she flinches it off.
“Young lady, that’s about enough!” M
r. Warren snaps.
“Tell him that!” Tina screeches.
Damn! I think, admiring her more with every passing second.
“Sorry, Mr. Warren,” Tom says through clenched teeth. “These three girls must’ve run out of tampons.” He makes sure to catch my eye as well as Tina’s and Indira’s.
Asshole!
“Just get to class,” Mr. Warren tells him. “And you”—he points at Tina—“are coming to the office with me right now. I won’t stand for this type of behavior.”
Tom’s hallway attack ripples through me the rest of the day, distracting me even during our home meet against Waukasha Hills. I can’t shake free of knowing how easily he could have destroyed me.
“Something bothering you?” Bruce asks me while we’re rolling out the three large wrestling mats we use for the floor exercise event.
“Yeah.” I grunt because the big wrestling mats are heavy as hell and it takes half our team to get them unrolled and taped together. “I almost got murdered today, thanks to you.”
“Me?”
“Jankowski wasn’t such a big fan of our little piss stunt. Or the return of the squirrel.”
“We were recycling the squirrel,” Bruce corrects, snickering.
“It’s not funny, dude.” I sniff. We’ve got the first mat unrolled and are walking back to start on the next one. “Jankowski tried pushing my head through a wall,” I say, not mentioning the wedgie part, “and then I had to get saved by two girls.”
“Oh, shit, dude, that was you?” Fisher jumps in. “I heard two hellcats almost clawed Jankowski’s eyes out in the hallway after he wedgied a freshman right up off the ground.” Fisher slaps the rolled mat we’re pushing, then bursts out laughing.
“I heard that one girl is a psycho,” Gradley adds from Fisher’s other side. “She tried to hit one of the teachers that came out to stop it. Or tried to bite him or something. Heard he has to go get an AIDS test, now.”
“No shit?” Fisher asks, still chuckling. “Wish I had a girl like that hanging around, waiting to protect me. Did you get her number, Danny?”
I don’t say anything, just push against the mat, trying to get it rolling. I’m trying to make sure my eyes don’t tear up. I can’t stand it when they tear up. It’s like it proves I really am a baby.
“It’s not funny, Fish,” Bruce says. I can tell he’s watching me as we unroll the big mat. “We’ll get ’em,” Bruce says quietly. “Trust me. We’ll get ’em.”
“’Course we will,” Fisher says on my other side. “Count on it.”
I wait for a second until I know I won’t cry. “I don’t want to get anybody,” I mumble at the mat. “We get them, and then they get us or just get me again. It won’t stop and they’re way bigger.”
“Danny, you can’t just let them run around beating on you or some other kid and think they can get away with it,” Bruce says, huffing as he puts his shoulder into rocking the third mat to unroll. “It ain’t right.”
I’m pretty good on floor exercise, even on wrestling mats that feel like tumbling on mud and give you no spring. Thoughts of what I should’ve done in the hallway against Tom, how I should’ve gotten out of the jam, what I could’ve said, fuel my body so I’m flipping and twisting in a full adrenaline rush. I bounce through my routine and finish without even realizing it, without realizing I nailed all my passes without a wobble. I bow to the judges and then look up into the bleachers. All seventeen fans in attendance give me a nice clap. That means my teammates’ parents, Fisher’s girlfriend, a lost teacher killing time, and a wayward janitor think I’m aces. I don’t really ever expect to see my dad, but always hope maybe he’ll show up and surprise me. He’s not here tonight.
“Great routine.” Bruce holds out a chalky fist and we touch knuckles. My whole meet goes that way: me killing on all my routines while all I’m really imagining is killing Jankowski. High bar is the last event and I’m last up. By now, I’ve imagined 197 different variations on how to completely torture and destroy Tom Jankowski if I were the size of Tom Jankowski. Or Kurt Brodsky. Walking over to the bar, escorted by Coach Nelson, I’ve exhausted all mental scenarios involving power tools, lawn mowers, sewage treatment plants, uranium pellets, bedbugs, exotic snakes, ferrets, piranha, Tina’s boots, an Iranian women’s soccer team, and, perhaps, a wood-chipper. I’m beginning scenarios involving large circus animals, clown suits, and shark chum as I stand waiting for the judge’s signal that I can jump up and begin my best event. Absently, I glance over to my teammates, all clapping for me, and then my eyes wander out into the almost bare bleachers, maybe hoping Dad snuck in at the last minute.
“No suicide trick today, right?” Coach whispers. “It’s not quite ready.”
“No,” I say out the side of my mouth, reassuring him. “No suicide. Not yet.”
“Okay, good.”
Out in the bleachers, all seventeen attendees have been joined by two more bodies. I make sure my eyes aren’t playing tricks on me.
“Danny,” Coach prods. “Judge is ready.”
“Huh?” I ask, not paying attention because I’m seeing person eighteen, Tina, the girl who saved me today. But that’s only half of it. Person number nineteen is Kurt Brodsky, sitting off by himself like mob muscle come to finish the job Tom didn’t get to in the hallway.
“Danny.” Coach puts his hand on my shoulder. “He’s ready for you.”
Oh, yeah, he’s ready for me, I think. He’s going to kill me dead after this meet. Son of a bitch!
“Let’s go.” Coach pushes me forward. I shake my head, raise my hand to the judge without seeing him, then leap up for the bar with Coach’s help. Tom Jankowski leaves my head, replaced by Kurt Brodsky just sitting out there watching. And Tina, the goth warrior? What’s up with that? My body drills through on autopilot while my mind races. I’m sailing around the bar smoothly, letting my arms and legs think for me. I could show them, show both of them I’m somebody. Show off for Tina, say thank you. And for Kurt and his Orcs, give him a message that I’m more than a kid they can beat on whenever they want.
I throw the suicide.
I place it right after my V-hinge grip change, add an extra two loops for speed, and chuck it without really thinking about what I’m doing until I’m upside down in the air above the bar and my mind finally wakes up, screaming What the fuck are you doing?!?!?!
A sharp intake of breath from somewhere below confirms I’m in trouble. Then everything goes quiet as I come out of my second somersault above the bar and blindly stretch my hands out hoping something connects and it’s not my neck, nose, or lips. I’ll even take a shoulder.
Chung!
The bar smacks the meat of my palms and my fingers snare it for dear life. My legs keep swinging down and back up. I think I hear the universe—that is to say, all nineteen people in the bleachers plus my teammates plus the other team plus the coaches and judges—release their breath at the same time, then hoot and whistle and start clapping. I finish with my safe full twist layout and hit the mat without a single misstep or deduction.
“Yeeeaaahhh!” Bruce hollers across the entire gymnasium. He’s running at me full tilt, pumping his arms.
“Jesus, kid!” Coach slaps my back. “You really are trying to give me a heart attack. I thought we said no suicide.”
“We did,” I say, smirking. “I forgot.”
It’s the best score I’ve ever made on high bar, only a couple tenths away from the high score at last year’s state meet.
“Scared me half to death, son,” the judge says to me at the end of the meet. “But I can’t wait to see that again at the end of the season.”
Amid the fist bumps and high fives and backslaps that create a chalk cloud around me, I stare out into the bleachers. Parents and girlfriend are coming down to congratulate us on our first win.
Kurt’s gone.
So’s Tina.
16
KURT
Kurt.” Coach Brigs stops me coming out of the showers. “Co
ach Stein and I would like a word with you in my office when you’re dressed.” I’m the last guy in the locker room, having stayed late in the weight room again like I always do. Best time of day, alone by myself, all memories demolished under stacks of iron, my brain quiet for a short while. Coach still being here catches me off guard. Shower flip-flops slap the bottom of my heels steady as a metronome on the way back to my locker while I wonder what I did wrong and what my punishment might be. I towel off quickly and head to Coach’s office, the collar of my T-shirt sponging the damp from the ends of my slicked-back hair. Assistant Coach Stein sits on Coach’s couch lazily lobbing a baseball back and forth between his hands.
“Hey, Kurt.” He smiles, stops tossing the baseball, and pats the empty space on the couch for me to join him. Coach Brigs is leaning forward in the squeaky chair at his desk, diagramming plays with one pencil while chewing on another pencil. He stops scribbling when I enter and pulls the other pencil out of his mouth. A country-and-western song plays quietly on an old radio on his desk.
“Have a seat, son,” Coach Brigs says, opening up with a big smile. I must’ve done something pretty bad if he’s giving me a world-class grin like that, like he can’t wait to spring something on me.
“Kurt, it goes without saying that Coach Stein and I have been very pleased with your progress so far and your contribution to our team. Your work ethic is outstanding. Hell, Frank here won’t stop talking about how you’re the first one in and the last one out of the weight room every day. He doesn’t need to brag to me, though, because I see it with my own eyes.”
I glance from Coach Brigs to Coach Stein and realize I’m still standing. Maybe they aren’t about to punish me. I slowly walk over to the couch and sit down next to Coach Stein, feel his grin beaming at me, warming the side of my cheek.
“Shoot, if every player on the team worked half as hard as this boy here, there’d be no question we’d be walking all over our opponents on our way to a state championship,” Coach Stein says, and slaps my knee. “Kurt, we all know you’re dedicated with a capital D.”
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