by Aaron Elkins
"Are they human?"
"You're asking me?"
Gideon was out of his chair, fishing in his pocket for the key to the station. “I'm going to have a look. Anybody want to come along?"
"Sure,” Julie said, standing up too.
"Sure,” John said. “Come on, Julian, you'll learn something."
Minor hesitated. “I think I'd better use the time to go through the journal."
"No pots to stir this time,” Gideon told him. “I promise."
Minor permitted himself a faint, not-unfriendly smile. “Be that as it may,” he said.
[Back to Table of Contents]
Chapter 20
* * * *
"Weasel,” Gideon said tossing a tiny vertebra into the wastepaper basket. “Marten, maybe."
More bones and bone fragments followed. “Goat...bird—seagull, probably...bear...um, elk..."
"There aren't any elk around here,” Julie said.
"Okay, moose, if you're going to be like that. Cervidae, anyway...fox...bear...bear...goat...ah!"
He held up a flat, twisted piece of bone six or seven inches long and looking something like a dog's rawhide chew.
"Human?” Julie said.
John put one hand to his forehead and pointed at the bone with his other. “Scapula? Wait, wait, I mean, I mean—what the hell do I mean?” He scowled mightily. “Clavicle! Collarbone! Am I right?"
"On the button."
John beamed. “Why, John,” Julie said, “I'm impressed."
He nodded modestly toward Gideon. “Well, you know, I took that class from him in Saint Malo."
"Amazing,” Gideon said. “I guess there must be something to this sleep-learning business after all."
"Hey, come on, I wasn't sleeping. I just like to get relaxed. It helps my concentration."
"He was snoring,” Gideon told Julie. “Nobody could hear what I was saying. I had to ask the guy next to him to give him a nudge."
Unexpectedly, John broke into one of his brief, gleeful peals of joy. “You know what the guy answered?” he asked Julie. “He said, ‘You put him to sleep, you wake him up.’”
"How would you know?” Gideon said. “You were asleep. Okay"—he held the bone out to John—"right or left?"
John spoke with convincing authority. “Right.” Then, after a moment: “Left?"
"That narrows it down, all right. Well, they're easy to confuse. But it's a right. And it's adult male."
"I agree,” John said soberly.
"I'm relieved to hear it.” Gideon had switched on a gooseneck lamp over the counter. He was turning the clavicle over and over directly under the light, tilting it, fingering it, seeing what else it could tell him. Clavicles are not among the most informative of bones, and this one had no visible pathology, no sign of trauma, no unusual genetic variation.
But it did have epiphyses. “I'd put the age at about twenty-five, like everything else we've found. I think we can assume it's another piece of Pratt or Fisk."
He used a sliding caliper to measure the maximum length. “Pretty big,” he murmured. “A shade under 172 millimeters."
"How do you tell a clavicle's male?” Julie wanted to know.
"Hey, ask him," John said. He let himself down into the armchair near the counter and stretched comfortably out.
"Pretty much like any other bone,” Gideon explained, sliding the caliper closed. “Size...robusticity...roughness. The bigger and rougher the clavicle, the bigger and more heavily muscled the person it came from. And the bigger and more muscular the person, the better the chance it's a male."
"But—” Julie chewed momentarily on the side of her lip. “I know we've had this discussion before, but—well, there are a lot of women around who are bigger and stronger than a lot of men, aren't there? There are women athletes, women weight lifters—"
"She's right, Doc,” John said. “And don't forget about steroids. Women take steroids these days, too."
Gideon shook his head. “Steroids make bones thicker but not longer. In fact, they're as likely to stunt them as anything else. They make for premature ossification, so the bones stop growing before they should. Anyway, we're not talking about ‘these days.’ This is from 1960; there weren't too many women taking steroids in 1960."
"Yeah, he's right,” John said to Julie. “Not a hell of a lot of female weight lifters then either."
"I wasn't thinking of weight lifters,” Julie said. “I was thinking of Jocelyn Yount; six feet tall, athletic—and killed in the avalanche. Why not her?"
Gideon shook his head. “This clavicle's male. Take my word for it, people."
Julie looked at John. “Does he always get this defensive?"
"Yeah,” John said. “Usually."
"Who's getting defensive?” Gideon asked. “You have to remember, I've had tons of experience with this stuff, I've looked at a zillion clavicles—"
"The last resort of the pedant,” Julie said scornfully.
"Oh, hell, I wouldn't say that,” John said equably. “I mean, how can you argue with ‘Take my word for it, I've looked at a zillion clavicles'?"
Properly humbled, Gideon raised his hands in submission. “All right, I'm sorry. You're right. I admit, I can't know this is a male clavicle. Unless you have a pelvis, you can't be a hundred percent sure, but I'd still bet money on it. Look, it's true that there are a lot of women around who are taller than most men—"
"Jocelyn Yount, for example,” Julie said, “and her sister Shirley too."
"My wife,” John said. “Marti's practically as tall as I am."
"Right,” Gideon said, nodding, “and maybe her legs are as long as yours, or her arms, or her ribs, but some things aren't as big."
"Her feet, for instance,” Julie said. “No offense, John."
"I was thinking of her shoulders,” Gideon said. “Women's shoulders are narrower than men's, and it's a question of genes, not exercise. You have to look a long, long time before you find a woman, no matter how big, whose shoulders are as broad as even the average guy's. I mean a long time. Maybe the female shot-putting champion of the Soviet Union has shoulders like this, but that's about it."
Julie and John looked confused. “Shoulders like what?” Julie asked. “What do shoulders have to do with anything?"
Gideon held up the bone. “Look. This clavicle's 172 millimeters long. That's a good three standard deviations above the female norm. Your chance of finding a woman with a clavicle like this is well under half of one percent."
"I still don't get it,” John said. “You're saying how wide your shoulders are depends on how big your clavicle is?"
"The clavicle runs from the sternum—here, at the middle of the upper chest—over the top and out to the scapula, the shoulder blade. And what it does is act as a strut to keep that shoulder blade pushed out to the side and back. Long clavicles, wide shoulders; short clavicles, narrow shoulders."
"Is that right?"
"Sure. Without those little things our arms would be lying flat against the walls of our chests. We wouldn't be able to rotate them. They'd just be able to go pretty much back and forth, like a dog's front legs. Look at a dog's shoulders. Or a cow's, or a horse's."
"Yeah,” John said, fingering the path of his own clavicle. “Wait a minute, a cow doesn't even have shoulders. I mean, not like a person."
"Aha,” Gideon said.
"No clavicle?"
"No clavicle."
"Son of a gun.” John grinned, pleased, as he always was, to pick up another arcane osteological tidbit.
"This is all very interesting,” Julie said, “but you said a minute ago there was a half-of-one-percent chance—"
"I said less than a half-of-one-percent chance."
"—that a clavicle like this could come from a woman. That means you can't be absolutely positive—"
"I never said I was absolutely positive.” Well, not in so many words. “Science is never absolutely positive,” he added virtuously.
"Wait, she's r
ight, Doc,” John said, having trouble deciding which side he was on. “For all you know, this just happens to belong to a women's Olympic shot-putting champ. How do you know it doesn't?"
Gideon shrugged. “If this just happens to belong to a women's Olympic shot-putting champ,” he said, “then I'm in big trouble."
But it couldn't and he wasn't. This was a male clavicle. He'd examined zillions of them.
* * * *
On this particular morning even the aroma of newly brewed coffee failed to get a reaction from Julie. Gideon put the tray on the nightstand and sat on the edge of the bed. He pulled the cover a few inches down from her chin. She stirred, almost imperceptibly. With his fingertips he gently stroked the front of her smooth, bare shoulder.
"Now you,” he said, “have extraordinarily lovely clavicles. Especially this one right here.” He leaned over to kiss it.
"Coffee,” she mumbled. Her eyes were still closed.
He kissed the tender recess just beneath her shoulder, touching it lightly with his tongue and thinking about working his way down.
"Coffee,” she said.
He laughed, kissed her chin, and sat up. “I'm not overstimulating you, am I? Just let me know if I am."
It was what he deserved for forgetting priorities. He poured cups of coffee for both of them, and put hers in her hand once she'd managed to pull herself up almost to a sitting position.
She gulped, gave him a closed-mouthed, closed-eyed grin of pleasure, and took another swallow. “I've been wondering about Jocelyn Yount,” she said suddenly, just when he thought she was drifting off again. “Maybe I've been dreaming about her. About the mystery of her bones."
"Have some more coffee."
"No, I'm awake.” She forced her eyes tentatively open to prove it. “Where are they?"
"Where are Jocelyn Yount's bones?"
"Yes. You haven't found any, have you?"
"No, just male fragments."
"And neither did Dr. Worriner, did he?"
"That's true. Well, there are a few that can't be sexed, so we don't know."
"But everything that can be identified is male. Doesn't that strike you as odd? Why don't we have any of her bones?"
"Julie, there's nothing odd about it at all. It's amazing that we recovered anything from any of them. I mean, having them pop out of a glacier thirty years after an avalanche? Besides, I thought you were going to leave this to the pros."
"Mm. Well.” She yawned and stuck out her empty cup.
Gideon filled it. “Okay, what are you thinking?” He was always interested in what she had to say, even when she wasn't a hundred percent awake. Julie had a way of coming at problems from shrewd, offbeat angles, raising questions and opening up perspectives that were surprising and often helpful.
Not this time. “I was thinking,” she said, “that maybe the reason you didn't find any bones is that she wasn't killed."
"But you read what Tremaine said. He saw the crevasse close up over her."
"That's what he said. That doesn't make it true. Don't forget what Julian said: ‘Who is there to argue with him?’”
"Well, all right, that's a point."
"Of course it is,” Julie said, warming to the idea. “Maybe she got away alive and came back thirty years later to kill Tremaine to—um, to keep him quiet about what really happened on the glacier."
"Which was?"
"Who knows? Maybe that she was the killer, not James Pratt. Maybe Tremaine lied about the whole thing in his book, only of course Jocelyn wouldn't know that. Maybe...” She drained her second cup and thought for a few seconds. “Am I being a little fanciful, would you say?"
"Just a little. Aside from a logical inconsistency or two, Tirku is forty miles from anything approaching civilization, and that's by water. By land it'd be three times that, if you could get there over the mountains at all. How could she possibly have made it off the glacier alive?"
"I don't know,” Julie said.
"And where was she all these years?"
"Don't know."
"And how could she get here to the lodge, to his room, without anybody knowing about it? Nobody saw any strangers, remember? Sorry, it won't fly."
Julie's enthusiasm for the idea had visibly diminished. She put her cup on the nightstand, shaking her head. “I think maybe I was dreaming."
He reached for the pot. “Want some more?"
"Uh-uh. Hey, was somebody kissing my shoulder before, or was that a dream too?” She slipped her hand into the open front of his bathrobe and ran it down his chest. “Nice dream."
Gideon put the pot back on the nightstand and leaned toward her to take up where he'd left off, nuzzling the soft skin below her shoulder, gently working the sheet down. “Have I ever told you,” he murmured, “what terrific infraclavicular fossae you have?"
"Mm,” she said, “I love it when you talk dirty."
[Back to Table of Contents]
Chapter 21
* * * *
John turned out to be right about Fisk's diary. “Nothing in it,” Minor told them, using his knife to scrape boysenberry jam from a foil packet and spread a thin layer on his wheat toast. “Just fragmentary rantings and ravings about a wide variety of subjects: alleged thefts of his ideas by Tremaine and others; unpleasant remarks about many people, of whom his fiancee was only one; self-inflating juvenile anecdotes. Hyperbolic rodomantade of the most puerile type. If you will."
"Come again?” John said.
"Hyperbolic rodomantade of the most puerile type."
"Don't forget to put that in your report,” John said.
"There wasn't anything to connect to Tremaine's murder?” Julie asked.
"Not in my opinion,” said Minor.
"Nothing in the journal, nothing in Tremaine's manuscript,” Gideon muttered. “What are we missing?"
"Damn,” John said abruptly, “we're not getting anywhere. Today's already Friday. You realize everybody leaves tomorrow?” He shoved aside the dish that had held his sausage and eggs and gloomily reached for a monstrous bear-claw cinnamon roll that overhung its plate at each end.
"That won't affect our investigation,” Minor said. “We can get hold of them when we need to."
"It won't make it any easier, Julian."
Conversation halted as Shirley Yount came in and went through the buffet line a few feet from them. With her tray loaded, she gave them an awkward nod and went to a table across the room, as far away as she could get.
Julie, who had been watching her with an odd intensity, suddenly sat bolt-upright and clamped her hand on Gideon's forearm.
"She was here all along, that's how!” She turned toward John and Minor, keeping her voice down with an effort. “That's how she could get into his room without being noticed!"
"What's this we're talking about?” John asked, chewing pastry.
"Jocelyn! She could have been right here at the lodge all along."
"Oh-oh,” Gideon said.
"Jocelyn,” echoed Minor. “Jocelyn Yount?” Then, after a fractional pause: “I'm not sure I take your meaning."
"Julie has this thing about Jocelyn,” Gideon explained. “She seems to think it was Jocelyn who killed Tremaine, that she wasn't killed on the glacier."
"Yesterday it was Pratt,” Minor observed mildly.
"Killed Tremaine!” John said fiercely, then quickly lowered his voice. “Now how the hell—"
"There's no real proof that Jocelyn's dead,” Julie said. “None of her bones have turned up."
"Is that right, Doc?"
"That's right, none that we know of,” Gideon said abstractedly. He thought he knew where Julie was headed, and this time “offbeat” hardly did it justice.
"Which means,” Julie said, “that she could still be alive."
"All right, sure, she could be,” John said reluctantly.
"For the sake of argument,” Minor interposed.
"But how could she kill Tremaine? How could she get here without anybody seeing her?
We're really talking boonies here, Julie. There aren't exactly any crowds to melt into. And nobody saw anybody who wasn't supposed to be here."
"I know, but they saw Shirley." Julie jerked her head impatiently, as John and Minor continued to look at her with tolerant incomprehension. “Maybe I'm not being very clear. Look, how do we know that woman over there is Shirley Yount? How do we know it isn't her sister Jocelyn?"
"No,” John said, “it won't wash. Tremaine, Judd, Henckel—they all knew Jocelyn. They'd recognize her."
"Would they? It's been thirty years. They were twin sisters."
"Not identical twins,” John said.
"Even so, everybody would expect them to look alike. And from what you told us, Shirley does look like Jocelyn."
"I take your point,” Minor said.
"Yeah,” John said thoughtfully. “I take your point."
"In fact,” Julie said, heartened, “for all we know, maybe Jocelyn never had a twin sister. Maybe the whole thing was made up just for this."
Minor shook his head. “In point of fact, I'm afraid not. Shirley Yount quite definitely exists. She's been employed by Montgomery Ward for twenty-two years. She has a valid Social Security number, a driver's license—"
"Those can be faked,” Julie said, like an old hand at false IDs. “Maybe after the avalanche she took on another identity, maybe—” She stopped with a laugh. “How do I get myself into these positions? All right, forget it. I hereby retire from the case. Again."
All the same, as if on signal, the four of them cast lidded, sidewise glances at Shirley, who was at that moment staring emptily across the misted cove and shoving a quarter of a buttermilk donut into her mouth with a large and spatulate thumb.
* * * *
The Jocelyn-as-Shirley theory failed to survive the day. At 3:30 P.M. the Spirit of Adventure returned with Julie and the other trainees, back from their final field session; with Frannie and Russ, who had put in some more bone hunting; and with a small box of bone fragments. Pickings had been slimmer today. At Frannie's request, Gideon had given her a copy of Bass's Human Osteology field manual, and the ranger had been able to eliminate most of the nonhuman material herself. There were only three objects in the box. One was the sacrum of a large bird. One was the partial skeleton of a bear's foot, still held together by dried-out ligaments. And one was a complete human femur.