"Penny!" she cried. "What happened to you?"
"What's the matter?" asked Penny.
Mother pulled the covers down. What she saw made her gasp.
"Why, you're black!" she cried. "Black from head to foot! How did you get so filthy dirty?"
"Oh! I don't know," said Penny. "Am I dirty?"
"Dirty!" exclaimed Mother. "I've never seen anything so dirty."
"Oh!" cried Penny. "I guess all that dirt came off the roof."
"Off the roof!" said Mother. "Penny, what are you talking about?"
"Why, I had to go up on the roof to rescue Truly," said Penny. "He was stuck in the rain pipe, Mummy."
"Oh, Penny!" cried Mother. "You didn't go up on the roof!"
"Yes, I did, Mother," replied Penny. "Truly was up there."
"But why didn't you call Daddy?" asked Mother.
"Oh, Daddy couldn't have gotten him, Mother," said Penny. "Daddy's hand wouldn't have been little enough to get down the rain pipe."
5. Chocolate and the Queen of Hearts
Every year on Penny's birthday his Aunt Mildred sent him a toy animal. When he was a year old, she sent him a white rabbit with pink eyes and long pink ears. His name was Pinky. When he was two, he received a black woolly lamb called Baa. On his third birthday a brown monkey arrived. Penny named him Little Fellow. When he was four, Aunt Mildred sent him a tawny lion with a big furry ruff around his neck and a long tail with a tassel on the end. To Aunt Mildred's great surprise Penny named him Mildred. The following year she sent him a black-and-white penguin. Penny named the penguin Waffles because he had just tasted waffles for the first time.
But on his sixth birthday Aunt Mildred sent the toy animal Penny was to love best. It was a dark-brown bear. As soon as Penny lifted him out of the box he decided to name him Chocolate. Chocolate had big round ears that stood out on each side of his head and a hard brown nose that looked like an acorn. Penny said it was just the nose for getting into honey.
When Patsy saw Chocolate she thought he was the loveliest thing she had ever seen. She came over to Penny's house every evening before she went to bed, just to give Chocolate a great big hug.
Finally Penny's mother wrote to Aunt Mildred and asked her if she could get another Chocolate.
After several days the big box arrived. Penny and Patsy were playing in Penny's room when Penny's mother carried it in. "What's in the box, Mother?" asked Penny.
"It's a package for Patsy," said Mother.
"It is!" cried Patsy.
Penny's mother put the box on a chair. "Here, Patsy," she said, "you open it."
Patsy's eyes were round with wonder as she untied the package.
"Oh, I know what it is! I know what it is!" cried Penny, hopping up and down on one foot.
"Now, Penny, don't tell," said Mother.
Penny's eyes were dancing in his head because Mother had told him about the bear for Patsy.
When Patsy looked into the box and saw the brown bear she could hardly believe her eyes.
"Oh!" she gasped, as she lifted him out of the tissue paper. "Another Chocolate!"
Then she hugged him very tight and looked up at Penny's mother. "A Chocolate for me?" she asked.
"Yes, Patsy. Your very own Chocolate," said Penny's mother.
Penny was jumping all around the room now, singing out, "I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! I knew it all the time."
"Can I take him home with me?" asked Patsy.
"Of course," said Penny's mother. "He has come to live with you."
"Oh, thank you," whispered Patsy. "I'll take him home right now and show him to Mommy."
When Halloween drew near, Penny and Patsy were invited to a Halloween party at Tommy Robbins's house. The children had never been to a Halloween party before and they could hardly wait for the day to come.
"I know what I'm going to wear to the Halloween party," said Patsy one morning on the way to school.
"So do I," said Penny. "But I'm not going to tell."
"I'm not going to tell, either," said Patsy. "It's a secret. You'll be surprised, all right."
"Well, you'll be surprised, too," said Penny.
One day, when Penny was playing with Patsy, Patsy sent him up to her room to get a game. Penny looked all around but he couldn't find it.
"Patsy!" he called down the stairs. "I can't find it."
"Look on the floor of the closet," Patsy called back.
Penny opened the closet door. There on the floor lay the game. He stooped down to pick it up. As he did so, something fell and hit him right on the head. To Penny's surprise it was a gold crown. Penny picked it up. Then he stretched up on his tiptoes and hung the crown
on a hook. Looking up, he spied a fluffy white dress with bright red hearts sewn all over it.
Penny picked up the game and closed the door. He chuckled to himself. He had seen Patsy's Halloween costume. He decided not to say anything about it. After all, he hadn't been snooping. Patsy had told him to look in the closet. And the crown had hit him right on the head.
The Halloween party was to be Friday evening. When the day arrived, Penny and Patsy ran all the way home from school.
"Mommy says I can put on my costume and come over to your house this afternoon," said Patsy.
"That's fine! I'll put mine on, too," said Penny. "Oh, boy! Will you be surprised!"
"You'll be surprised, too," said Patsy.
"Bet I won't be," said Penny, grinning.
"Oh, yes, you will be," said Patsy, as she left Penny.
Penny ran into the house and upstairs, shouting, "Mummy! I'm home, Mummy!"
Mother was in Penny's room, putting the last stitch in his Halloween costume.
"May I put it on now?" asked Penny. "Patsy's going to put hers on. Then she's coming right over. Won't Patsy be surprised when she sees me?"
"Maybe you will be surprised when you see Patsy," said Mother.
"That's what Patsy thinks," replied Penny. "But I know what Patsy is going to wear. She's going to be the Queen of Hearts."
"Is that so?" said Mother.
"Yepper. I saw her dress hanging in her closet. And she's going to wear a gold crown," said Penny. "Do you know how I know she's going to wear a gold crown, Mother?"
"How do you know?" asked Mother.
"'Cause it fell off the hook and hit me on the head."
"And what were you doing in Patsy's closet?" asked Mother.
"Oh, I wasn't snooping, Mother. Patsy sent me to the closet to get a game," replied Penny.
"I see," said Mother. "So Patsy is going to be the Queen of Hearts!"
"Yep!" said Penny. "Patsy's going to be the Queen of Hearts. 'Course I'm going to make believe that I'm surprised. Look, Mummy. I'll look like this when I open the door."
Penny threw up his hands and opened his eyes very wide. "Do I look surprised, Mummy?" he asked. "Do I look very surprised?"
"Oh, my, yes!" replied Mother. "You look very much surprised."
Penny laughed and turned a somersault. "It's a big joke, isn't it?" he chuckled.
Mother laughed. "It certainly is," she said.
Penny chuckled as he got undressed. He was enjoying the joke on Patsy.
After he had his bath he put on his costume. Mother held it for him. First he put one leg in, then the other leg. Then he poked his arms through the sleeves. Mother helped him to put his head into the right place. Now he could see out of the holes of the eyes. Finally Mother pulled the zipper up the back and Penny was dressed in his Halloween costume.
Penny ran to look at himself in the long mirror. He let out a whoop. There in the mirror, looking back at him, was the perfect image of Chocolate. There was the furry brown body, the big round ears, and the hard nose that now looked like a great big acorn.
Penny danced up and down with glee. "Why, I look just like Chocolate!" he cried. "I look 'zactly like Chocolate! Oh, just wait until Patsy sees me!"
Just then the doorbell rang. "There's Patsy now!" cried Penny. "I'll g
o down and let her in. She's gonna be surprised all right!"
Penny ran down the stairs. He swung open the front door. Then he almost fell over backwards. What he saw made him gasp. For a moment he thought perhaps he was back in the bedroom looking in the big mirror; for there stood another Chocolate, exactly like himself.
Then Penny put out his hand and touched the brown bear. "Who are you?" he gasped.
"Why—why—I'm Patsy!" came from the bear. "I didn't know that you were going to be Chocolate, too."
"I thought you were going to be the Queen of Hearts," said Penny. "I saw the dress in your closet. And a gold crown."
"Oh!" replied Patsy. "That's Mommy's dress. She's going to a party tomorrow night."
"Mother!" shouted Penny, as the two bears climbed the stairs. "Look at Patsy! She's dressed like Chocolate, too."
When the two bears came into the room, Penny's mother laughed and laughed. She
laughed until the tears ran down her cheeks. "Why, I can't tell you apart," she said.
"Mother, did you know that Patsy was going to be Chocolate?" asked Penny.
"Yes, I did," replied Mother. "Patsy's mother and I thought it would be such fun for you to surprise each other. We made your costumes together, so that they would be exactly alike."
Just then Patsy's mother came in. When she saw the two bears she laughed just as hard as Penny's mother had laughed.
Penny and Patsy were both feeling a little bit disappointed because each one had expected to be the only Chocolate at the party.
"Why, I can't tell which is which," laughed Patsy's mother. "Even their voices sound exactly alike, inside of those heads."
"You will have a wonderful time at the party," said Penny's mother. "Everyone will get you mixed up. Think what fun it will be to fool them."
This made the children feel much better. They began running in and out of the room to see if their mothers could tell them apart.
Then they went downstairs to the kitchen. There they had a merry time, fooling Minnie.
When it was time to go to the party, Patsy said, "I'm glad now that we are both dressed like Chocolate. We're going to have fun, fooling everybody at the party."
"We're going to fool 'em, all right," said Penny. "We're going to fool everybody."
"It's a big joke, isn't it?" said Patsy.
"Yes," chuckled Penny. "I think it's the biggest joke that ever was!"
6. More Surprises
When it was time to go to the Halloween party, Penny and Patsy asked if they could go by themselves. It wasn't very far, so their mothers agreed that they could walk over alone.
"But we will come for you," said Penny's mother. "We will be there at nine o'clock."
"Okay!" said Penny, as the two bears went out of the door.
They trotted down the street and their mothers watched them until the children turned the corner. They couldn't tell which was Penny and which was Patsy.
As the children turned the corner, they came upon Mike, a great big police dog. Mike belonged to Mr. Turner, a friend of Penny's daddy. Penny and Patsy both loved Mike and Mike was very fond of the children. But Mike didn't know the children at all, now that they were dressed like bears. To him they were just strange animals that he had never seen before. And Mike didn't like strange animals. He let out a low growl.
Penny and Patsy stood still. "Hello, Mike," said Penny. But it didn't sound at all like Penny's voice.
Mike was sure he didn't like the strange animals now, so he gave a terrific bark.
"He doesn't know us," said Patsy. "Let's run home."
"No," said Penny. "He'll run after us and he might catch us. Daddy always says you mustn't act scared."
The two bears huddled together against a stone wall. They were both trembling.
"But I am scared," said Patsy, beginning to cry.
Mike was barking furiously now.
"I'll take off my head," said Penny. "Then he'll see who I am. Here, Patsy, you undo the zipper."
Patsy undid the zipper and Penny took off the bear's head.
"See, Mike! It's Penny."
Mike kept his eyes on the head in Penny's hands and went right on barking.
"I want to go home," cried Patsy.
Penny laid the bear's head down on the stone wall. Then Mike came up to Penny as he always had, wagging his tail.
Penny patted Mike on the head. "See," said Penny, "he was scared of the bear's head."
Then Mike turned on Patsy and began barking as hard as ever.
"Oh, Penny!" cried Patsy. "Pull my zipper, quick. I'll take off my head, too."
Penny pulled Patsy's zipper and Patsy took off her head. But Mike wouldn't stop barking until Patsy put her head on the stone wall beside Penny's.
Then Mike stopped barking and began to wag his tail. He sniffed at Patsy and she put out her hand and patted his head.
"See, Mike, it's just Patsy," said Penny.
"Now we better hurry," said Penny, "or we'll be late for the party."
Penny reached out for the bear's head. As he did so, Mike let out a low growl. Penny drew back his hand.
Mike began to growl and bark at the two heads sitting on the wall.
"Oh, dear!" said Patsy. "Now he won't let us have our heads. We'll never get to the party."
"Let's get Mr. Turner," said Penny.
The two children went up to Mr. Turner's front door and rang the bell. In a moment, Mr. Turner opened the door.
"Well! Well!" said Mr. Turner, when he saw Penny and Patsy. "What are you supposed to be?"
"We're both Chocolate," said Penny.
"Chocolates!" exclaimed Mr. Turner. "What kind of chocolates? Sweet chocolates or bitter chocolates?"
"Bears!" said Patsy.
"Bears!" exclaimed Mr. Turner.
"Mike's got our heads," said Penny.
"Mike's got your heads!" exclaimed Mr. Turner.
"Yes, he won't let us pick them up," said Patsy. "And we're going to be late for the party."
Mr. Turner didn't quite know what the children were talking about, but he went with them to the stone wall. There was Mike, barking and snarling at the bear heads.
Mr. Turner took Mike by the collar. "Lay off those heads," he said. Then he led Mike into the house and closed the door on him.
When Mr. Turner returned, the children had put on their heads and fastened each other's zipper. When Mr. Turner saw them, he laughed very hard.
"Well, that beats everything!" he shouted. "Why, I don't know which is Patsy and which is Penny! You look exactly alike. I declare, you could fool your own mothers."
The children started for Tommy's house at a run. When they arrived, the door was opened by Humpty Dumpty. When he saw the two bears, he laughed until he shook up and down.
Humpty Dumpty led them down some stairs to a big cellar playroom. It was very gay with strips of orange paper. Big orange balloons, painted to look like jack-o'-lanterns, bobbed against the ceiling.
Eight or ten children were sitting as quiet as mice on the floor. They were all dressed in gay costumes and wearing false faces.
The two bears sat down beside each other. Next to Penny sat a very tiny old witch. She had a broom and held a toy black cat in her lap. Next to the witch was Red Riding Hood. Beside her was someone dressed like the wolf and wearing a false face with a very long snout.
On the opposite side of the room sat Little Bo Peep and a cowboy, a fairy, and a clown.
Over in a corner, all alone, sat Bluebeard. His beard was so long it touched the floor.
Then the doorbell rang and Humpty Dumpty left the room.
He returned with a little boy carrying a candle. As soon as he got in the room, he put the candle down on the floor and jumped over it. Then all of the children knew that he was
"Jack be nimble, Jack be quick,
Jack jump over the candlestick."
Jack sat down beside the two bears.
Then Humpty Dumpty said, "Now we will guess who everyone is."
It was great fun, guessing who each child was. As each one became known, he took off his mask. There was a great deal of laughing and shouting.
Finally everyone was known but the two bears. And how Penny and Patsy giggled inside of their bear heads.
"I think they are Patsy and Penny," said Sally Andrews, the old witch.
"I'm sure they are," said Tommy. "But I don't know which is Penny and which is Patsy."
"Make them each say something," said Robert Jameson, the cowboy. "We can tell them by their voices."
"All right," said Mr. Robbins. "Say 'I'm a little brown bear."'
Penny and Patsy each said "I'm a little brown bear." But they sounded exactly alike. All of the children screamed with laughter.
Mr. Robbins said they would have to give it up. So the bears took off their heads and Penny and Patsy each received a prize for the best Halloween costume.
The evening passed very quickly. The children bobbed for apples in a big tub and played several games. Then they all sat down on the floor and had ice cream and pretzels.
Just as Penny finished his ice cream, he had an idea. He rushed over to Patsy and whispered something in her ear. Patsy giggled. "Oh, yes! Let's!" she said. "That will be fun!"
"What will be fun?" asked Sally, who was standing near.
"Oh, it's a secret," said Patsy.
"It isn't polite to have secrets at a party," said Sally.
"It isn't a secret about you," Patsy said. "It's something about our mothers."
When Patsy's mother and Penny's mother arrived, the two little bears had their heads on again. They said good-bye to Tommy and his mother and father and thanked them for the lovely party. Then they trotted home beside their mothers.
The children did a great deal of giggling and whispering on the way.
"You certainly are full of giggles," said Penny's mother.
"I still don't know which is which," said Patsy's mother. "I just hope I get the right little bear tonight."
There were more giggles from the bears.
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