by Joanna Angel
“I can do that—I’ll come by and figure it out,” he said.
“Really?” I said.
“Well yes, but I have a better idea. I can put some of my savings back into fixing it, we can tear down the whole place and rebuild it, and make it amazing.”
“I mean, that’s not really my call. I make minimum wage here,” I laughed.
“Sandy can still get her share. I’ll just be another partner. I know a lot about running businesses. I would love to help,” he said.
“Well, why don’t you come over here? We have a lot to talk about!” I said.
“I’ll be right over.”
I hung up the phone. “Don’t worry, Sandy, everything will be okay!” I turned to her and said.
“Are you sure?” she said.
“Yes. I am sure.”
“Well, all right, lead the way!” she said. And she turned up the music in the store to the highest volume possible. Which wasn’t very high at all because the speaker barely worked anymore. But through the crackles and the static and feedback of the now mono (that was once stereo) speaker system, she danced to an instrumental pop song.
Billy came by later and talked everything over with Sandy. They had a lot of complicated details to work out, but she seemed very excited. She hugged him and kissed him, and he brought from his truck a giant box of tools taller than me, and began making a plan on how to fix the store. We made a promise to each other that as soon as he removed all the ruined flooded carpets from the ROOMZ, we would christen it by having sex for the first time with each other in there—something we hadn’t actually done yet. Our seventy-two-hour relationship had been limited to fisting, cum swallowing, and panty wearing, but no penis to vagina penetration. Not yet. Did I set my vagina up for something too strenuous? I wanted to fuck him, and I didn’t want to wait too long to do it. Perhaps I should Google the details of how long it takes to reupholster damaged carpet so I had a timeframe.
He decided to do a quick fix on the speaker. Sandy didn’t want to turn the music down, and the sad sounds of the burned-out speaker was painful to our ears. He got up on a stool and pulled out some wire cutters and began pulling out colored cords and fixing them up accordingly. His pants sunk down a bit, and on top of his sliver of adorable plumber’s crack, he revealed that beneath his manly jeans he wore the original plain black garter he got here, tied in the back with safety pins and some twine. My heart melted. And I felt a drop of moisture in my own new pair of lace panties. I smiled to myself as I realized, there is nothing in this world he can’t fix.
The End
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Acknowledgements
Thank you to all for your input, support, and inspiration in this novel.
Aaron Thompson
Chris Nieratko
Juanito Blanco
Josie Jacobs
Anna de Ville
Dnothing
Kara Pond
Mitch Fontaine
Jiz Lee
Nikki Hearts
Peter Warren
Buck Angel
Jason Ellis
Hipster Dan
Michael Tully
Asa Akira
Angela White
Abella Danger
Jessica Drake
Mike Quasar
RVCC
Hustler Hollywood
Fantasyland Adult Supercenter
Tristan Taormino
Nina Hartley
Stephanie Lippit
JT Stockroom
We-Vibe
Vera Wylde
Mx Nillin
Betty Dodson and Carlin Ross
All performers who have ever worked for BurningAngel
My parents
Rebecca and Sarah
About the Author
JOANNA ANGEL is an adult film star, director, producer, author, and owner of the BurningAngel Empire, the company known for the emergence and prevalence of tattooed women in the adult film industry. Angel started her business in a college dorm room in 2002, and today the company has a network of websites, hundreds of DVDs to its credit, and over 50 adult industry awards, including Best Pornstar Website, Best Comedy, and many more. In 2016, Angel was the host of the AVN Awards and was inducted into AVN and XRCO’s hall of fame. Angel has appeared in every major adult magazine (Adult Video News, Club, Hustler, Picture Magazine, and Penthouse to name a few), and she was the first tattooed centerfold of Hustler magazine. She has stormed mainstream TV and radio outlets, featured on Fox News, Playboy TV, Fuse TV, G4 TV, KROQ Radio, SIRIUS Radio, TLC’s LA Ink, Vice TV, had a speaking role on Adult Swim’s Children’s Hospital, and starred in the indie drama Scrapper. Angel has appeared in the New York Times, Newsweek, The Village Voice, the New York Press, Esquire UK, Details, and is a regular columnist for AskMen.com. Heeb Magazine featured Joanna as their cover girl, naming her one of the “Top 100 Up-and-Coming Jews.” The New York Post featured her as one of the “Top 25 Sexiest New Yorkers,” and she has made CNBC’s yearly “dirty dozen” (a list of the twelve biggest adult film stars) several times. Angel also made her mark in the sex toy world, becoming a venerated Fleshlight Girl and creating a BDSM line of toys with Stockroom. Joanna Angel is a self-made star who has made her mark on the industry, and this is only the beginning!