SNOOPS IN THE CITY
By Darlene Gardner
Copyright 2011 Darlene Gardner
Copyright © 2011 Darlene Gardner
Cover art by Kimberly Van Meter
Publishing History
Paperback edition: Dorchester Love Spell 2004
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Table of Contents
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twelve
Chapter Thirteen
Chapter Fourteen
Chapter Fifteen
Chapter Sixteen
Chapter Seventeen
Chapter Eighteen
Chapter Nineteen
Chapter Twenty
Chapter Twenty-One
Chapter Twenty-Two
Chapter Twenty-Three
Chapter Twenty-Four
Chapter Twenty-Five
Chapter Twenty-Six
Chapter Twenty-Seven
Chapter Twenty-Eight
Chapter Twenty-Nine
Chapter Thirty
Chapter Thirty-One
Chapter Thirty-Two
Chapter Thirty-Three
Chapter Thirty-Four
Chapter Thirty-Five
Chapter Thirty-Six
Chapter Thirty-Seven
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About the Author
CHAP TER ONE
Ladies!!! Earn $$$ while performing valuable public service. Telemarketers needed to spread word about erectile dysfunction products. Sexy voice a plus. Call 1-800-GET-HARD.
Tori Whitley’s red pen hovered above the classified ad in the Help Wanted section of the Sunday Palm-Times. Should she or shouldn't she?
On the plus side, she'd have the potential to make a lot of women happy. On the negative, she'd be like those annoying telemarketers who interrupted her dinner to hawk credit cards and time shares.
Was she so desperate that she’d consider lowering her voice to a throaty purr to entice men to buy Viagra?
She spotted the envelope for her past-due rent payment on top of the stack of unpaid bills on her laminated kitchen counter. By virtue of her latest extension, she had twelve days to come up with the money.
Yep. She really was that desperate.
Or maybe she wasn't.
The magic disco ball on her key chain tempted her from its customary spot on top of her microwave. An old boyfriend had given it to her as a joke after he’d come across her listening to disco music on an oldies station, probably never dreaming she’d become attached to it. But, hey, a girl couldn’t be expected to know everything.
She snatched up the gaggle of keys, separated out the little silver ball and shook. She waited a beat, turned the ball over and leaned closer to read the answer.
Sources say that’d be a bummer.
She hadn't been aware of holding her breath until she wasn't anymore. Good. Provocative telemarketing was out. Except that didn't solve her problem. She had a maxed-out credit card, a checking-account balance of one hundred sixty-eight dollars and no job. Scratch that. She worked weekends at the makeup counter of Frasier's Department Store, but that barely qualified.
She drew in another deep breath, then released the air slowly and carefully. She would not sigh. She would not feel sorry for herself. Above all, she would not call her parents and ask for help.
Her father, a successful civil litigator, wouldn't hesitate to open his overflowing wallet. Her mother would offer advice. Come home and repair your broken relationship with Sumner, she'd say. He'll take care of you.
The upshot was that Sumner Aldridge would probably oblige even though Tori had done him a favor by breaking things off. To achieve his goal of making partner in her father's law firm, Sumner needed a corporate wife who adored him, not a girlfriend who liked him.
Besides, she had goals of her own. Turning twenty-five had made her realize it was past time she was independent, like her brother the architect and her sister the pediatrician. She wanted a career. A purpose.
No. Tori couldn't call home. Not after she'd overheard her mother tell her father that their poor, dithering youngest child wouldn't last six months on her own.
It had been late March when Tori moved across the state to the east coast of Florida from her parents' sprawling Siesta Key home to her modest Seahaven apartment. It was now mid-September.
Her six months would be up at the end of the month.
The sun blazed through the kitchen windows, reminding her that she lived in paradise. She had job applications all over town. Something was bound to come up.
The phone rang and she jumped to her feet, upsetting her bright-yellow kitchen chair. Somebody was probably calling right now to schedule an interview. Maybe even someone other than the children’s performer searching for an assistant who could learn how to make balloon animals.
Just in case it was Clara Clown, Tori reminded herself of the line she’d come up with about being long-winded and grabbed the phone.
“Hello,” she said, not quite managing to keep a breathless note out of the greeting.
“Hey, gorgeous. How goes it?"
The raspy voice belonged not to a prospective employer, but to her cousin Eddie Sassenbury.
The youngest of her Uncle Gary's four sons, Eddie stood out by being the only one without a job pulling in a six-figure income. When family members mentioned him, they called him that Eddie. As in, Did you know that Eddie spies on cheating spouses? Or, Imagine anyone hiring that Eddie.
"It would go better if you returned my calls." She fought to keep her tone cheerful while she righted the kitchen chair. "I haven't seen you since I moved here."
“Sorry, cuz. I've been busy, busy, busy," he said, and she conjured up a mental picture of him. Leaning back in the faux leather chair in the Boca Raton storefront that housed his private-detective agency, his feet propped on a desk, a cigarette dangling from his lips. "You know how the private dick business goes.”
“How does it go?”
“Beats being a security guard,” Eddie said, referring to the job he’d taken after striking out at becoming a cop. Tori didn't know why he'd failed but suspected the stumbling block might have been the polygraph. “Business is picking up. I’m so busy I can’t find the time to hire an associate.”
“That’s great, Eddie. Really great.” Tori cradled the phone between her shoulder and ear, opened the refrigerator and took out a jug of cranberry juice. “I always knew you'd make a good snoop. Like I told the other kids, hiding in the bushes with binoculars didn't mean you'd grow up to be a peeping Tom."
“Job training, is what it was." Eddie sounded proud. "So talk to me. What’s this you said on your last message about the bartending not going so well?”
Something inside Tori’s chest softened. Her parents claimed that Eddie only got in touch when he wanted something. This proved them wrong.
“The bar manager fired me,” she confessed as she removed a gaily colored glass from the cabinet. “He said I let too many customers run up bar tabs. But
I knew they'd make good, Eddie. Just because we hadn’t seen any of them in”
“Tough luck,” Eddie interrupted. “You thinking of getting another bartending gig?”
“Nobody will hire me.” She tried to look on the bright side of being trash talked by her ex-boss to prospective employers. “Bartending wasn’t for me anyway. All those drunk men, all those late nights. I’m looking for something else.”
“Any bites?”
Tori thought of the mail-room supervisor who’d called yesterday to set up an interview that turned out to be at the county prison. She would have gone, too, if he hadn’t insisted on somebody with experience.
“Not yet." She set the glass down on the counter and picked up the jug. “But something will turn up.”
“Just did,” he said. “I want you to work for me.”
Something buoyant rose in her chest, making her realize how deflated she’d been. So what if Eddie were the black sheep of the family. He had a career, which was more than she could say for herself. She could be a sheep, too, if it meant following him into the ranks of the employed.
“I’m there," she said. “I haven’t worked in an office before but I learn fast."
"Who said I needed you in the office? I want you in the field."
The cranberry juice missed the glass and sloshed onto the counter. “You’ve got to be joking.”
“No joke. I’ve got a client wants a businessman in Seahaven investigated. Thought of you right off the bat.”
The juice dripped off the counter and spilled onto the floor in a skinny, red stream. “But, Eddie. This is Tori you’re talking to. I'm not sneaky."
"Sure you are."
"Am not. Remember the night you talked me into sneaking out my bedroom window? It shattered when I slammed it shut. Then Mom came outside in her sunflower pajamas and yelled at you for being a bad influence. Didn’t that teach you anything?"
"To suppress any memory involving Aunt Peggy in sunflower pajamas,” Eddie answered. “Okay. You're not sneaky. You don't need to be for this job. You majored in library science, right?"
Tori pursed her lips. During her four degree-free years at the University of Florida, she'd also majored in psychology, sociology, English, history and a subject she couldn't recall at the moment.
"The library science major didn't take," she said.
“But it taught you how to research. That's all you gotta do. Find out stuff and write up a report."
“Isn’t finding out stuff the hard part?”
“Usually. But this job’s a snap. Access public records, maybe follow the guy and write down your observations. What do you say?”
Tori watched the fruit punch on the floor form a red puddle vaguely in the shape of a warning sign. “I say this doesn’t sound like something I can do.”
“Look, this client has major bucks. I can’t risk referring her to another agency and losing her business. And have I mentioned I’ll pay you?”
Despite Tori’s growing resolve to refuse the job, she couldn't keep from asking, “How much?”
He named a figure high enough to cover her rent for the next three months, which would temporarily solve her cash-flow problem. But she couldn’t do this. She had zero experience and about that much expectancy of being good at PI work. She didn't even need to look into her silver disco ball for advice.
"Sorry, Eddie. My answer's still no," she said.
The door knocker sounded, giving her an excuse to cut off his protest and ring off. Two more knocks later, she pulled open her door to a warm wind and the cold stare of Helen Grumley, the female half of the married team that managed the apartment complex where she lived. The back of Tori’s neck prickled with foreboding.
With her gray hair and round figure, Mrs. Grumley looked remarkably like Tori’s paternal grandmother. The resemblance ended there. Not only did Grandma understand that gray-haired women shouldn’t wear the color olive, she liked Tori.
“Hello, Mrs. Grumley,” she said politely. “What can I do for you?”
“You can pay your rent on time. You’re two days late,” she said flatly. Behind her, the fronds of the palmetto trees that buffered the four-story apartment building from the parking lot swayed violently in the wind.
“I certainly plan to do that next time,” Tori said. “But Morty gave me a two-week extension this month.”
“Morty?” The sun at Mrs. Grumley’s back threw her in such stark focus that her nostrils flared. “You call my husband Morty?”
Tori clamped her lips together. Morty Grumley was sixty-five, if he were a day. “I meant Mr. Grumley.”
“Well, Mr. Grumley didn't consult me about this. If he had, I would have informed him it’s against the policy of Seahaven Shores to grant any tenant more than two extensions in a year. This is your third in five months.”
“I'm grateful you and Mr. Grumley have made an exception in my case.”
Mrs. Grumley was a few inches shorter than Tori but straightened her spine until it seemed they were eye to eye. “I’m revoking your exception.”
“But... but Morty, I mean Mr. Grumley, said—”
“Mr. Grumley was mistaken. If I don’t have your rent payment by the day after tomorrow, you’ll have to leave Seahaven Shores.”
The shock of the older woman’s threat didn’t wear off until Mrs. Grumley reached the halfway point of the long outdoor corridor that stretched in front of the row of apartments.
Morty, Tori thought, would catch hell.
Tori closed the door and leaned heavily against it while she considered her options. Even if someone hired her today, she wouldn't get paid in time to cover her rent.
Eddie's offer seemed to be her only way out of this mess, but could she take it? She picked up her key chain by the silver disco ball, shook and turned it over.
Signs point to groovy.
That decided, she went to the phone and dialed.
“Eddie, it’s me,” she said, ignoring the spilled cranberry juice turning the floor red. “If I agree to be a PI, what would you say to an advance?”
After all, how hard could this PI business be?
CHAP TER TWO
Margo Lazenby drummed her fingertips on the surface of the restaurant’s rustic wooden table before it occurred to her that rat-a-tat-tatting wasn’t the best way to treat a French manicure.
She folded her hands in her lap, only to start tapping the toe of her sling-back Prada shoe against the weather-beaten floor.
Displays of excitement weren’t dignified but she couldn’t help it. Any minute now, a real-life private eye would walk through the restaurant door.
Her expectations probably shouldn’t be this high, considering her disappointment when she’d first seen Eddie Sassenbury.
She’d been at an obscure strip shopping center indulging her secret passion for George Armstrong's Custard when she spotted Sassenbury's office. She'd impulsively ducked inside, her palms sweating even though running into someone she knew in that section of town were remote.
She imagined being greeted by somebody like Tom Selleck, who’d been so mouth-watering in Magnum P.I. Or the potently capable Robert Urich in Spenser For Hire. Or possibly even, sigh, the debonair Pierce Brosnan from his James Bond films.
Instead she’d gotten a scaled-down version of Peter Falk, who’d played the rumpled Lieutenant Columbo in that old TV series.
Hearing that Sassenbury had assigned a female PI to her case was almost a relief. She’d seen Charlie’s Angels. Females could kick ass as well if not better than men.
So where was her ass-kicker?
The diamond-encrusted face of Margo’s slim gold wristwatch showed ten minutes past the appointed meeting time. As head of the Lazenby Cosmetics empire, she wasn’t used to being kept waiting.
But then nothing was usual about this rendezvous.
The Sea & Swallow didn’t remotely resemble any of the dining establishments Margo typically frequented. The restaurant overlooked the vast blue beauty of the Atl
antic, but its decor was rustic, its atmosphere casual, its menu pedestrian.
Meeting at one of Margo’s regular haunts in ritzy Palm Beach was out of the question. Seahaven served as a better location for their clandestine assignation, but as a precaution she'd avoided the downtown.
The center of town gave her the willies anyway. Even though some of the original shops had been refurbished and a few new ones added, its downtown was almost frighteningly quaint.
A scant twenty miles north of Palm Beach, Seahaven wasn’t quite the place to be. Yet. It would be. Developers were knocking on the town’s door, making regular appearances at Seahaven City Council meetings clamoring for zoning changes and special favors.
And why not? The town encompassed one of the last underdeveloped stretches of coastline in eastern Florida. Margo herself planned to build the new site for Lazenby’s corporate headquarters on the fringes of Seahaven.
Owing to the lavish contribution she’d made to the city’s development-mad mayor’s re-election campaign, Margo wasn’t entirely anonymous in downtown Seahaven. So she'd dressed in an Oscar de la Renta suit in please-don’t-notice-me black and arranged to have the PI meet her at this unpretentious place across the bridge on Highway A1A.
She reached into her Gucci handbag and pulled out her cell phone, intending to call Eddie Sassenbury and ask where the hell her PI was, when the front door of the restaurant flew open.
It let in a stiff, salty breeze and a young woman with thick shoulder-length hair in a deep auburn who looked to be in her mid-twenties.
Margo dropped the cell phone back into her bag and clasped her hands together as she watched the woman approach a waitress. The waitress nodded toward the table where Margo sat.
Yes! This stylish creature, this female version of James Bond, was her PI.
Margo had seldom seen a woman with that coloring who knew how to capitalize on it but this woman had managed it beautifully. Her golden-hued skin was smooth and flawless, complementing her hair so well that Margo wagered she was a master of foundation choice.
If Margo analyzed the woman’s colors, she’d label her an Autumn. Women with skin and hair like hers typically looked best in warm colors that were yellow based, and she obviously knew that.
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