by Bill Fawcett
Roosevelt, the experienced hunter, managed to approach silently and unseen until the moment he stood up, rifle in hands, and announced that they were his prisoners. Not a shot had to be fired.
But capturing Finnegan and his friends was the easy part. They had to be transported overland more than 100 miles to the town of Dickenson, where they would stand trial. Within a couple of days the party of three lawmen and three outlaws was out of food. Finally Roosevelt set out on foot for a ranch—any ranch—and came back a day later with a small wagon filled with enough food to keep them alive on the long trek. The wagon had a single horse, and given the weather and conditions of the crude trails, the horse couldn’t be expected pull all six men, so Sewell and Dow rode in the wagon while Roosevelt and the three captives walked behind it on an almost nonexistent trail, knee-deep in snow, in below-freezing weather. The closer they got to Dickenson, the more likely it was that Finnegan would attempt to escape, so Roosevelt didn’t sleep the last two days and nights of the forced march.
But he delivered the outlaws, safe and reasonably sound. He would be a lawman again in another nine years, but his turf would be as different from the badlands as night is from day.
He became the police commissioner of New York City.
New York was already a pretty crime-ridden city, even before the turn of the twentieth century. Roosevelt, who had already been a successful politician, lawman, lecturer, and author, was hired to change that—and change it he did.
He hired the best people he could find. That included the first woman on the New York police force—and the next few dozen as well. (Before long every station had police matrons around the clock, thus assuring that any female prisoner would be booked by a member of her own sex.)
Then came another innovation: Roosevelt decided that most of the cops couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with their side arms; target practice was not merely encouraged but made mandatory for the first time in the force’s history.
When the rise of the automobile meant that police on foot could no longer catch some escaping lawbreakers, Roosevelt created a unit of bicycle police (who, in the 1890s, had no problem keeping up with the cars of that era, which were traversing streets that had not been created with automobiles in mind.)
He hired Democrats as well as Republicans, men who disliked him as well as men who worshipped him. All he cared about was that they were able to get the job done.
He was intolerant only of intolerance. When the famed anti-Semitic preacher from Berlin, Rector Ahlwardt, came to America, New York’s Jewish population didn’t want to allow him in the city. Roosevelt couldn’t bar him, but he came up with the perfect solution: Ahlwardt’s police bodyguard was composed entirely of very large, very unhappy Jewish cops whose presence convinced the bigot to forgo his anti-Semitic harangues while he was in the city.
Roosevelt announced that all promotions would be strictly on merit and not political pull, then spent the next two years proving he meant what he said. He also invited the press into his office whenever he was there, and if a visiting politician tried to whisper a question so that the reporters couldn’t hear it, Roosevelt would repeat and answer it in a loud, clear voice.
As police commissioner, Roosevelt felt the best way to make sure his police force was performing its duty was to go out in the field and see for himself. He didn’t bother to do so during the day; the press and the public were more than happy to report on the doings of his policemen.
No, what he did was go out into the most dangerous neighborhoods, unannounced, between midnight and sunrise, usually with a reporter or two in tow, just in case things got out of hand. (Not that he thought they would help him physically, but he expected them to accurately report what happened if a misbehaving or loafing cop turned on him.)
The press dubbed these his “midnight rambles,” and after a while the publicity alone caused almost all the police to stay at their posts and do their duty. They never knew when the commissioner might show up in their territory and either fire them on the spot or let the reporters who accompanied him expose them to public ridicule and condemnation.
Roosevelt began writing early and never stopped. You’d expect a man who was governor of New York and president of the United States to write about politics, and of course he did. But Roosevelt didn’t like intellectual restrictions any more than he liked physical restrictions, and he wrote books—not just articles, mind you, but books—about anything that interested him.
While still in college he wrote The Naval War of 1812, which was considered at the time to be the definitive treatise on naval warfare.
Here’s a partial list of the non-political books that followed, just to give you an indication of the breadth of Roosevelt’s interests:
Hunting Trips of a Ranchman
The Wilderness Hunter
A Book-Lover’s Holidays in the Open
The Winning of the West, Volumes 1–4
The Rough Riders
Literary Treats
Papers on Natural History
African Game Trails
Hero Tales from American History
Through the Brazilian Wilderness
The Strenuous Life
Ranch Life and the Hunting Trail
He’d be a pretty interesting guy to talk to. On any subject. In fact, it’d be hard to find one he hadn’t written up.
A character as interesting and multifaceted as Roosevelt’s had to be portrayed in film sooner or later, but surprisingly, the first truly memorable characterization was by John Alexander, who delivered a classic and hilarious portrayal of a harmless madman who thinks he’s Teddy Roosevelt and constantly screams “Charge!” as he runs up the stairs, his version of San Juan Hill, in Arsenic and Old Lace.
Eventually there were more serious portrayals: Brian Keith, Tom Berenger, even Robin Williams. And word has it that, possibly by the time you read this, you’ll be able to add Leonardo DiCaprio to the list.
Roosevelt believed in the active life, not just for himself but for his four sons—Kermit, Archie, Quentin, and Theodore Junior—and two daughters—Alice and Edith. He built Saga-more Hill, his rambling house on equally rambling acreage, and he often took the children—and any visiting dignitaries—on what he called “scrambles,” cross-country hikes that were more obstacle course than anything else.
His motto: “Above or below, but never around.” If you couldn’t walk through it, you climbed over it or crawled under it, but you never ever circled it. This included not only hills, boulders, and thornbushes, but also rivers. And frequently he, the children, and the occasional visitor who didn’t know what he was getting into, would come home soaking wet from swimming a river or stream with their clothes on, or covered with mud, or with their clothes torn to shreds from thorns.
Those wet, muddy, and torn clothes were their badges of honor. It meant that they hadn’t walked around any obstacle.
“If I am to be any use in politics,” Roosevelt wrote to a friend, “it is because I am supposed to be a man who does not preach what he fears to practice. For the year I have preached war with Spain…”
So it was inevitable that he should leave his job as undersecretary of the navy and enlist in the military. He instantly became Lieutenant Colonel Roosevelt, and began putting together a very special elite unit, one that perhaps only he could have assembled.
The Rough Riders consisted, among others, of cowboys, Indians, tennis stars, college athletes, the marshal of Dodge City, the master of the Chevy Chase hounds, and the man who was reputed to be the best quarterback ever to play for Harvard.
They were quite a crew, Colonel Roosevelt’s Rough Riders. They captured the imagination of the public as had no other military unit in U.S. history. They also captured San Juan Hill in the face of some serious machine gun fire, and Roosevelt, who led the charge, returned home an even bigger hero than when he’d left.
While on a bear hunt in Mississippi, Colonel Roosevelt, as he liked to be called after San Juan Hill
and Cuba, was told that a bear had been spotted a few miles away. When Roosevelt and his entourage—which always included the press—arrived, he found a small, undernourished, terrified bear tied to a tree. He refused to shoot it, and turned away in disgust, ordering a member of the party to put the poor creature out of its misery. His unwillingness to kill a helpless animal was captured by Washington Post cartoonist Clifford Berryman. It made him more popular than ever and before long toy companies were turning out replicas of cute little bears that the great Theodore Roosevelt would certainly never kill, rather than ferocious game animals.
Just in case you ever wondered about the origin of the teddy bear.
Some thirty years ago, writer-director John Milius gave the public one of the truly great adventure films, The Wind and the Lion, in which the Raisuli (Sean Connery), known as the “Last of the Barbary Pirates,” kidnapped an American woman, Eden Perdicaris (Candice Bergen) and her two children, and held them for ransom at his stronghold in Morocco. At which point President Theodore Roosevelt (Brian Keith, in probably the best representation of Roosevelt ever put on film) declared that America wanted “Perdicaris alive or Raisuli dead!” and sent the fleet to Morocco.
Wonderful film, beautifully photographed, well-written, well-acted, with a gorgeous musical score.
Would you like to know what really happened?
First of all, it wasn’t Eden Perdicaris; it was Ion Perdicaris, a 64-year-old man. And he wasn’t kidnapped with two small children, but with a grown stepson. And far from wanting to be rescued, he and the Raisuli became great friends.
Roosevelt felt the president of the United States had to protect Americans abroad, so he sent a telegram to the Sultan of Morocco, the country in which the kidnapping took place, to the effect that America wanted Perdicaris alive or Raisuli dead. He also dispatched seven warships to Morocco.
So why wasn’t there a war with Morocco?
Two reasons.
First, during the summer of 1904, shortly after the kidnapping and Roosevelt’s telegram, the government learned something that was kept secret until after all the principals in the little drama—Roosevelt, Perdicaris, and the Raisuli—had been dead for years, and that was that Ion Perdicaris was not an American citizen. He had been born one, but he later renounced his citizenship and moved to Greece, years before the kidnapping.
The other reason? Perdicaris’s dear friend, the Raisuli, set him free. Secretary of State John Hay knew full well that Perdicaris had been freed before the Republican convention convened, but he whipped the assembled delegates up with the “America wants Perdicaris alive or Raisuli dead!” slogan anyway, and Roosevelt was nominated in a landslide.
Roosevelt was as vigorous and active a president as he’d been in every previous position. Consider:
Even though the country was relatively empty, he could see land being gobbled up in great quantities by settlers and others, and he created the national park system.
He arranged for a revolt against the Venezuelan government, which resulted in the founding of the nation of Panama, which then supported his plan for the Panama Canal, which a century later is still vital to international shipping.
He took on J. P. Morgan and his cohorts, and became the greatest “trust buster” in our history, then created the Department of Commerce and the Department of Labor to make sure weaker presidents in the future didn’t give up the ground he’d taken.
We were a regional power when he took office. Then he sent the Navy’s “Great White Fleet” around the world on a “goodwill tour.” By the time it returned home, we were, for the first time, a world power.
Because he never backed down from a fight, a lot of people thought of him as a warmonger—but he became the first American president to win the Nobel Peace Prize while still in office when he mediated a war between Japan and Russia.
He created and signed the Pure Food and Drug Act.
He became the first president to leave the United States while in office when he visited Panama to inspect the canal.
Roosevelt remained physically active throughout his life. He may or may not have been the only president to be blind in one eye, but he was the only who ever to go blind in one eye from injuries received in a boxing match while serving as president. Roosevelt frequently boxed, competed with martial artists and the like all through his time in office.
He also took years of jujitsu lessons while in office, and became quite proficient at it.
And, in keeping with daughter Alice’s appraisal of him, he was the first president to fly in an airplane.
Roosevelt’s last day in office was March 3, 1909.
He’d already been a cowboy, a rancher, a soldier, a marshal, a police commissioner, a governor, and a president. So did he finally slow down?
Just long enough to pack. Accompanied by his son, Kermit, and the ever-present journalists, on March 23 he boarded a ship that would take him to East Africa for his first organized safari on record. It was sponsored by the American Museum of Natural History and Smithsonian museums, which to this day display some of the trophies he shot and brought back. His two guides were F. C. Selous, widely considered to be the greatest hunter in African history and the inspiration for the classic fictional character Allan Quartermain, and Philip Percival, who was already a legend among Kenya’s hunting fraternity.
What did Roosevelt manage to bag for the museums?
9 lions
9 elephants
5 hyenas
8 black rhinos
5 white rhinos
7 hippos
8 warthogs
6 Cape buffalo
3 pythons
And literally hundreds of antelope, gazelle, and other smaller herbivores
Is it any wonder that he needed five hundred uniformed porters? And since he paid as much attention to the mind as to the body, one of those porters carried sixty pounds of Roosevelt’s favorite books on his back, and Roosevelt made sure he got in his reading every day, no matter what.
While hunting in Uganda, he ran into the noted rapscallion John Boyes and others who were poaching elephants in the Lado Enclave. According to Boyes’s memoir, The Company of Adventurers, the poachers offered to put a force of fifty hunters and poachers at Roosevelt’s disposal if he would like to take a shot at bringing American democracy, capitalism, and know-how to the Belgian Congo (not that they had any right to it, but from their point of view, neither did King Leopold of Belgium). Roosevelt admitted to being tempted, but he had decided that his chosen successor, William Howard Taft, was doing a lousy job as president and he’d made up his mind to run again.
But first, he wrote what remains one of the true classics of hunting literature, African Game Trails, which has remained in print for just short of a century as these words are written. (And half a dozen of the journalists sent their versions of the safari to the book publishers, whose readers simply couldn’t get enough of Roosevelt.)
William Howard Taft, the sitting president (and Roosevelt’s hand-picked successor), of course wanted to run for reelection. Roosevelt was the clear choice among the Republican rank and file, but the president controls the party’s machinery, and due to a number of procedural moves Taft got the nomination.
Roosevelt, outraged at the backstage manipulations, decided to form a third party. Officially it was the Progressive Party, but after he mentioned that he felt “as fit as a bull moose,” the public dubbed it the Bull Moose Party.
Not everyone was thrilled to see him run for a third term. (It would have been only his second election to the presidency; he became president in 1901 after McKinley’s election and assassination, so though he’d only been elected once, he had served in the White House for seven years.) One such unhappy citizen was John F. Schrank.
On October 14, 1912, Roosevelt came out of Milwaukee’s Hotel Gillespie to give a speech at a nearby auditorium. He climbed into an open car and waved to the crowd—and found himself face-to-face with Schrank, who raised his pistol and shot Ro
osevelt in the chest.
The crowd would have torn Schrank to pieces, but Roosevelt shouted: “Stand back! Don’t touch that man!”
He had Schrank brought before him, stared at the man until the potential killer could no longer meet his gaze, then refused all immediate medical help. He wasn’t coughing up blood, which convinced him that the wound wasn’t fatal, and he insisted on giving his speech before going to the hospital.
He was a brave man, but he was also a politician and a showman, and he knew what the effect on the crowd would be when they saw the indestructible Roosevelt standing before them in a blood-soaked shirt, ignoring his wound to give them his vision of what he could do for America. “I shall ask you to be as quiet as possible,” he began. “I don’t know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot.” He gave them the famous Roosevelt grin. “But it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose!”
It brought the house down.
He lost the election to Woodrow Wilson—even Roosevelt couldn’t win as a third-party candidate—but William Howard Taft, the president of the United States, came in a distant third, capturing only eight electoral votes.
That was enough for one vigorous lifetime, right?
Not hardly.
Did you ever hear of the River of Doubt?
You can be excused if your answer is negative. It no longer exists on any map.
On February 27, 1914, at the request of the Brazilian government, Roosevelt and his party set off to map the River of Doubt. It turned out to be not quite the triumph that the African safari had been.
Early on they began running short of supplies. Then Roosevelt developed a severe infection in his leg. It got so bad that at one point he urged the party to leave him behind. Of course they didn’t, and gradually his leg and his health improved to the point where he was finally able to continue the expedition.