by Mike Mcquay
“Down… on the… floor. NOW!”
Plissken moved off the bench, his length of chain stretching full as he stood up. He set the table upright, then squatted down and began picking up the scattered metal clamps and hemostats. Duggan stayed just out of arm’s reach, always out of arm’s reach.
Plissken looked up at him from the floor. The man had a monstrous grin plastered on his face. He turned back to the work. All at once, Duggan was right there. Plissken had turned his head just enough to see the steel-toed boot curling toward his exposed side.
The kick was well-intentioned; it had authority. It caught him just below the rib cage, and his whole side exploded. He jerked up with it, crashing back into the instrument table, all his work gone, clattering back to the floor. He hit the wall hard, then slid and doubled over to the floor.
Duggan was on top of him, gasping putrid breath, his automatic buried deep in the flesh of Plissken’s neck, cutting off his air.
“Ohhh, Snakey,” he rasped. “What we’re gonna do to you.”
He was jostling his hips against Plissken’s side. “We’re gonna fix you so that there won’t be no more little snakes slithering around. Yesss.”
Somewhere between the pain and the nausea, Plissken found the length of chain and got hold of it. He looped it once around his hands, and itched for Duggan’s neck.
Then, a voice. “What the hell…”
Duggan jumped to his feet, still shaking, trying to get himself under control. Plissken looked up from his sideways view on the floor. The fat duty sergeant from in-processing had come into the room.
“He was… trying to escape,” Duggan said, while smoothing his disheveled hair. “That’s it. I subdued the prisoner during an escape attempt.”
The Sergeant looked at Duggan, then let his eyes drift down to the Snake. He never changed expression. “Something may be up,” he said. “Cronenberg said to stop his processing until further notice.”
“What for?”
Plissken got himself into a sitting position, leaning his back against the wall. His side was badly bruised, but he didn’t think there was any permanent damage.
“I just do what I’m told,” the Sergeant answered, and looked at Plissken again. “You okay?”
“Never better,” he answered, and got slowly to his feet.
The Sergeant walked up to Duggan. “Just leave him right here, understand? Don’t hit him, don’t hurt him, don’t shoot him. Just leave him alone until you hear from me. Got it?”
“Sure, Sarge,” Duggan said, holstering his gun. “You know you can count on me.”
The Sergeant looked at him, sighed deeply, then stalked from the room.
Duggan flared around to Plissken, the fire in his eyes again. “Look what you did to me,” he said through clenched teeth. “Try to treat you assholes with a little kindness and you throw it back in my face. Well, no more Mister Nice Guy. You get back in your seat and don’t move.”
Plissken went back to the bench and sat down heavily. Something was up; he couldn’t imagine what. His immediate problem, though, was staying alive long enough to find out what it was. He watched Duggan carefully, watched for the madness to fog his brain again.
The man pulled a package of cigarettes out of his shirt pocket. He put one in his mouth, then looked up at Plissken. He smiled. “Like a ciggy?” he asked.
No answer.
“C’mon, Snake. We’ll bury the hatchet.” Duggan leaned down close, holding the pack out to him. He reached tentatively for one. Duggan snatched the pack away from him at the last second.
“You don’t want one of these,” he said. “They taste like shit.”
“They are shit,” Plissken replied.
Duggan lit his anyway and took a deep, satisfied drag. “Just wait ’til they strap you to that table, Snakey boy. Whooee! They just whack those suckers off, just whack ’em off. No anesthetic, no nothing. Yes, sir. I’ve heard them scream for hours afterwards.”
“I ain’t there yet,” Plissken said.
Duggan laughed, holding the burning cigarette up in front of Plissken’s face. “Just think. No more hot peter, Snakey. No more jazzin’ up the girlies. I’ll tell you. I think I’d rather blow out my fuckin’ brains than go around without no balls.”
“What brains?” Plissken said, and regretted it immediately.
Duggan’s eyes got wide again, and he was fumbling with the holster for his gun.
“Remember what your chum said,” Plissken told him.
The man frowned deeply, trembling, then backed away, taking quick pulls on the smoker to calm himself down. “Oh, I’m going to like it when they put you on that table. I’m going to get up real close and whisper in your ear while they’re doing the job on you. Yes, sir.”
He just stared for several seconds, then smiled that frightening smile again. He walked over to the table and climbed up on it, pretending that he was strapped down. Then he started acting like the box was strapped on him. He was shaking and screaming, yelling for mercy. That’s what he was doing when the duty Sergeant came back in.
“Aw jeez, get off that table,” the man said in disgust.
Duggan jumped down. “Aw, Sarge. I was just…”
“I know what you were doing,” the man responded. “And I hate to disappoint you, but there ain’t gonna be no show today.”
“What?”
“Hauk wants him upstairs,”
“B-but, Sarge. This here is Snake Plissken.”
The man half smiled. “And it looks like he’s slithered out again. Let’s go, Plissken.”
The Snake smiled and stood up. “Enjoyed the show, Duggan,” he said. “You’ll have to do it for real sometime.”
That brought Duggan up close, fists balled. Just what Plissken wanted. He half turned away from the man, then came back around hard, burying manacled hands in Duggan’s groin.
The man made a sound in his throat like a whistling tea kettle, then doubled over at the waist. Plissken grabbed the back of his head, then came up hard with his knee. He heard Duggan’s nose go with an audible crack, then watched as he crumpled to the floor.
“Gaaa!”
“I’m ready,” he told the Sergeant.
The man sighed again and led him into the hall. There was a contingent of armed guards waiting for him outside the door.
“Just stay calm,” the Sergeant said, settling his big belly farther over the edge of his belt. “Don’t make any quick moves, and everything will be all right”
“Docile as a puppy,” Plissken replied. And he was.
They led him out of the hootch, into the rain. It wasn’t coming down hard, but by habit he held his breath when he got out in it, not wanting to ingest any more of the gas than he had to.
The landing field that had been empty when they brought him in was now lousy with copters. He turned to look at them, but they just pushed him along. He was taken into another bunker near the Statue.
They went in, up a couple of flights, then down a dark hallway. They stopped in front of a doorway marked: COMMISSIONER. The Sergeant knocked on the door.
A muffled voice grunted on the other side of the door, and the Sergeant turned the knob. “Mind your manners,” he whispered to Plissken before swinging the thing open.
The Snake went in first, the guards right behind him. It was an office that looked like it was never used. The walls were bare: no pictures, no diplomas, no citations. The desk was empty. In and out baskets, empty. No pictures, not even a blotter. Just a telephone.
A man sat behind the desk. A hard man gone soft He squinted with powerful eyes. His face was set, strained. There may have been character in that face if Plissken had cared to look for it. He didn’t. All Snake Plissken was doing was looking for a way out.
“Take off the leg irons,” the man behind the desk said.
The Sergeant knotted up his eyebrows, but did as he was told, Plissken smiled with the unexpected good fortune. He immediately went over and sat down in a chair, crossing
his legs.
The man behind the desk nearly smiled. He nodded to the guards. “All right,” he said.
The Sergeant took a waddling step toward the desk. “He’s dangerous, sir.”
“I know,” the man returned, and reached down to pull a pearl-handled revolver out of its resting place. He cocked it. “I’ll be all right.”
The Sergeant shrugged and motioned his people out of the room. He followed them, closing the door behind him. Plissken looked at the closed door for a minute. This was the best shot he’d ever had, one on one with an old softy. He turned to the man, smiling broadly. He held up his chained hands.
The man shook his head, his face without expression. “I’m not a fool, Plissken,” he said. “Maybe we’d better get that out of the way first.”
“Call me Snake,” Plissken smiled.
The man set his lips. Plissken could see that there was something definitely bothering him. He set the gun down carefully on the desk top, then he reached into the top drawer and pulled out a beige folder. He opened it and read:
“Plissken. American. Lieutenant in Special Forces Unit: ‘Black Light.’ Two Purple Hearts in Leningrad and Siberia. Youngest man to be decorated by the President.” His eyes came up for just a second to touch Plissken’s, then he continued. “You robbed the Federal Reserve Depository. Life sentence in New York Maximum Security Penitentiary.” He looked up from the folder again, raising his eyebrows. “I’m ready to kick your ass out of the world, war hero.”
Plissken narrowed his gaze. There was something different about this man, something he couldn’t put his finger on. He wasn’t like the others. “Who are you?” he asked.
“Hauk,” he replied. “Police Commissioner.”
“Bob Hauk?”
Hauk smiled. “You remember, huh? Special Forces Unit: ‘Texas Thunder.’ We heard plenty about you.”
Plissken remembered. Hauk commanded the air cover at Leningrad. He had lost a lot of men, too. But, look at who was on what side of the desk. “You stuck with it, then. Didn’t you… blackbelly?”
Hank’s voice came back angry. “You don’t know a thing about it.”
There was dead air between them, an absolute wall.
“Why are we talking?” Plissken said at last.
“I have a deal for you,” Hauk said, his voice cold and businesslike. “You’ll receive a full pardon for every criminal action you committed in the United States.”
Going into the folder, Hauk pulled out a piece of paper and held it up. Plissken had never seen a pardon before, but that sure looked like one. He stared at Hauk, not trusting him, not willing to trust anyone who had lived through Leningrad without being changed by it.
Hauk got up and moved around the desk. Plissken was surprised by how dirty the man was. He moved up closer to the Snake, almost close enough to reach out and grab.
“There was an accident about an hour ago,” Hauk said. “A small jet went down inside New York City. The President was on board.”
“President of what?” Plissken asked, ready to jump on Hauk if the opportunity presented itself.
“It isn’t funny, Plissken. You go in, find the President, bring him out in twenty-four hours, and you’re a free man.”
Plissken watched Hauk carefully, waiting for the punch line. It didn’t seem to be coming. “This a joke?” he finally asked.
“I’m making you an offer.”
“Bullshit.”
“Straight. Just like I said.”
Plissken sat back. He wasn’t anybody’s sucker bait. “I’ll think about it,” he answered.
Hauk took a breath, but his expression remained deadly earnest. “No time,” he said. “Give me an answer.”
“Okay,” Plissken replied. “Get a new President”
He watched Hauk’s jaw muscles tighten, but the man remained in control. He may even have been sane. “We’re still at war, Plissken. We need him alive.”
“I don’t care about your war,” the Snake answered. “Or your President.”
“Is that your answer?”
Plissken threw up his hands. “I’m thinking it over,” he snapped. He looked at Hauk again. He was really beginning to believe the man was on the level. He thought about Duggan and the steri-chamber. “Why me?” he asked.
“You flew the Gulffire over Leningrad,” the man answered quickly. “You know how to get in quiet.” He turned and walked a few paces across the room; when he turned back around his features were softer. “You’re all I’ve got,” he said quietly.
Just on the surface, it seemed to Plissken that the deal had more holes in it than a metric ton of Swiss cheese, but what the hell. He shrugged. “Well… I go in there one way or the other. It don’t mean shit to me. Give me the papers.” He reached for them.
Hauk shook his head, snatching back the papers. “When you come out,” he said, and this time he was smiling.
“Before”
“I said I wasn’t a fool, Plissken.”
Plissken fixed him with his cool, reptilian eye. “Snake,” he said, smooth as syrup. “Call me Snake.”
IX
PREFLIGHT
10:14 P.M.
Plissken walked between Hauk and Rehme. It was obvious that they were uneasy in his company since they had taken the cuffs off him; it was just as obvious that he hated being in that particular corner of the universe at that particular time.
He hated Hauk, hated him just like he hated any blackbelly. Oh, the man wore a suit and talked about prerogatives, but he was still the head killer in a society of killers-Witchfinder General. He couldn’t forgive the man that. Forgiveness was nowhere to be found within the countless reflecting shards of the broken mirror that was Plissken’s spirit.
“In here,” Rehme said.
They turned into a door marked MATERIAL DISBURSEMENT. The room was painted battleship gray. It had a counter that slashed its width. On the other side of the counter, a cage, floor to ceiling. Within the cage were neatly stacked shelves of supplies that stretched far back into darkness.
Hauk flicked a switch beside the door, and several banks of neon lit sequentially down the length of the storeroom. It went way back.
Rehme dug down into his pocket and pulled out a chain of keys. He moved around the counter and started trying them in the cage lock. He’d try one, shake the lock until it rattled the whole cage, curse softly, then try another.
“You know I haven’t had anything to eat,” Plissken said.
“For how long?” Hauk asked. Then to Rehme: “We haven’t got all night.”
“The motherfuckers aren’t marked,” Rehme said, his voice edged with frustration.
“Just take it easy.”
“Since yesterday,” Plissken said.
“Goddamn son of a bitch,” Rehme muttered.
“You look well-fed to me,” Hauk said.
“It’s your game,” the Snake shrugged. “But if it was me, I’d want every advantage I could get. I sure wouldn’t send some half-starved..”
“You made your point,” Hauk interrupted. “We’ll take care of it.”
“Ha!” Rehme yelled. “Wouldn’t you know it’d be the last goddamn one.”
He creaked open the cage door, and hurried back down the rows of equipment. He got a leather survival holster, and started sticking various items into it.
Hauk looked at Plissken, then stared down the aisle to see where Rehme was. “Look,” he said, voice low, “I know I’m not in any position to ask you for favors… but I’ve got a… relative inside.” His voice was hoarse. “You’ve got priorities here, I know, but if you could just… keep an eye out for him.”
“What the hell am I supposed to do, Hauk. Ask three million crazy people for their names and addresses?”
The man waved it off. “No, damnit. I don’t need to know anything except if he’s there.” He held up a clenched fist. “He’s got a tattoo.” He pointed to his four fingers just below the knuckles. “The letters H-A-U-K, one on each finger.”
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Plissken frowned. It’d be a cold day in Miami Beach before he did a favor for Hauk, “Well, if I see him, I’ll tell him to drop you a line.”
Hauk’s eyes flashed for a second, but he didn’t say anything.
“Here we go,” Rehme’s voice said. He came back through the cage and locked the door. Standing on the business end of the counter, he dumped the contents of the holster onto its top. It was a large, wraparound holster, compartmentalized, like an electrician’s. It could hold a lot.
The guns were the first thing that caught the Snake’s attention. There were two automatics, a handgun and a break-down rifle. Plissken hadn’t held a gun since Leningrad. He reached out and gingerly ran a palm over each weapon. They were smooth and cold. Deadly. Snake Plissken with a gun was like Samson with shoulder length hair.
“The bullets carry a charge,” Hauk said, thrusting his hands away from each other. “Explodes on impact. You don’t have to be a crack shot, just hit what you’re aiming at.”
“I will,” Plissken answered.
He glanced at the other items: a flare pistol, K-rations, a big crystal chunk that he assumed was amphetamine, infrared goggles and a small two-way radio. There was also a large, four-pointed metal spur that looked sharp and lethal at close range. His eyes skipped over the tactical gear, always returning to gaze at the guns.
“Double his rations, would you?” Hauk said. “He’s a growing boy and he’s hungry.”
Rehme went back into the cage, this time remembering which key was which.
“I’ll need extra ammo clips,” Plissken said, unable to get his eyes off those guns.
Hauk noticed his interest. “Know how to use them?”
“Do rabbits have a sex life?”
Rehme came back in and threw some greenish brown tins on the counter. “Extra rations,” he said.
“And a few more ammo clips,” Plissken added, tabbing open a can of pound cake.
Rehme winked and reached into his jacket pocket. He dropped several loaded clips onto the counter.
Plissken nodded and stuffed the whole piece of cake into his mouth.