'And spend the night screwing Annie,' said Dalziel with a wink.
'That's it.'
'And you got to enjoy this so much that when the chance came to install her here in Lake House, you thought, why not? But for decency's sake, and to save the bother of testimonials, you said she was your daughter?'
'Right again,' said Papworth. 'You needn't have woken me up, seeing you've managed to work it all out by yourself.'
'I like a nice chat,' said Dalziel genially. 'So. Let me see. Bertie was how long in Liverpool? Just over a year, I think. Fifteen months, say. And he came back here to start the restaurant project early this year. How often did he come home while he was away? Every weekend? Once a month? Twice a year?'
'Once a month, six weeks at the outside,' said Papworth cautiously.
'And you drove him back and screwed Mrs Greave. That'd make between eight and twelve jumps you had with her last year. Enough to give you a taste for it?'
'I didn't count,' said Papworth. 'Does it give you a thrill, these questions?'
'No. No,' said Dalziel thoughtfully. 'I was just thinking how advanced the prison service in Liverpool must be. Nowt like it in Yorkshire, I tell you, else there's some would be queuing up.'
'What do you mean?'
'I mean Annie Greave spent eight months last year in gaol, that's what I mean. And if you were getting on board each time you drove bouncing Bertie back home, then you must have real influence. Yes indeed.'
It was, of course, a lie. Criminals lied all the time and Dalziel saw no reason why this useful privilege should be reserved for them alone.
Of course, all Papworth had to do was say you must be daft! and indeed the man was looking at him with what might be honest puzzlement as he rolled another of his revolting cigarettes.
'Well?' prompted Dalziel.
The door burst open and Bertie Fielding entered.
'Hello, Pappy,' he said. 'I've been looking for you. Ah, you're here, Dalziel. That's useful. It'll save ringing up Cross.'
'We're having a private conversation,' growled Dalziel. 'Do you mind?'
‘In your house with your employees, you can have all the private conversations you wish,' said Bertie. He was feeling confident enough to say it as a joke rather than make it as nasty as he was capable of, observed Dalziel.
'Pappy, now the water's going down, we really ought to start cleaning up the bottom bit of the lawn. The flood's left an awful mess. I've got Hank out there earning his keep, but we need your expertise.'
'Right,' said Papworth. 'I'll come now.'
'Hold on!' said Dalziel. 'I'm not finished with you yet.'
‘Is this some kind of official interrogation?' enquired Bertie. 'What's it all about, Pappy?'
'He's asking me about Mrs Greave. Something about some missing stuff.'
Bertie laughed. The sight of his soft fleshiness gently shaking filled Dalziel with revulsion. At least at his age I was nothing but bone and muscle, he thought.
‘Is that it? Well, consider your constabulary duty done, Mr Dalziel, sir. That's what I was going to ring Sergeant Cross about. It's all been a mistake.'
'What?'
'A mistake. Look, it's a bit complicated, but what it boils down to is this. There's nothing missing.'
'What?'
'That's the long and short of it, I'm afraid. I've done a careful check this morning and in fact all the missing stuff can be accounted for. The booze has been stored elsewhere. It's silly, really.'
'And you didn't know?' demanded Dalziel.
'Not in the least. Not till this morning.'
'And who was it that altered your arrangements without letting you know? And why didn't he or she speak up last night?'
'Well, that would have been a bit difficult,' said Bertie, grinning broadly, it was my late father, God bless him. Who else?'
'So now you've tracked the drink down? And the ovens? Had he fiddled with them too?'
'Oh yes,' said Bertie. 'Security. Very distrustful man was my father.'
It was of course unanswerable. And even though Dalziel had forecast this turn of events to Balderstone that morning, he felt angrily frustrated.
'You can see for yourself if you like,' offered Bertie.
'No thanks,' said Dalziel to whom another thought had occurred. Was this why he had been steered away from the house that morning?
'So come on, Pappy,' said Bertie. 'Mr Dalziel doesn't need to question you any more. Do you, Superintendent?'
Dalziel hesitated. Now would be a dramatic time to reveal that Annie Greave was dead. If he were in charge of the case and could have followed up his revelation by getting Papworth and Bertie into a nice neutral interview room for the next couple of hours, he wouldn't have hesitated. But it wasn't up to him. In any case, as he had stated to Balderstone, his ambiguous position in this house was a positive advantage. Once launch into a full scale interrogation and he would have stepped outside the wagon ring and joined the other redskins whooping around in the darkness.
He decided to compromise.
'Don't forget,' he said to Bertie, it wasn't just a nonexistent theft we had here last night. A man got drowned.'
'What's that to do with me?' demanded Papworth.
'Depends what time you left the house last night and where you went,' said Dalziel. 'You might have seen him on the road.'
Papworth considered for a moment.
'No,' he said. 'I saw nothing. I've no time to gawp at passers-by.'
'That's a little bit vague,' said Dalziel. 'Let's see if we can help you. What time did you leave the house?'
'Latish. I'm not a man for clocks,' said Papworth.
'All right,' said Dalziel understandingly. 'Let's try the other end. Where'd you go and what time did you get there?'
'Well,' said Papworth. 'I had a wet in the village.'
'In the Green Man?' said Dalziel. 'But you were away all night, Mr Papworth. Don't the pubs around here ever close?'
'Not so you'd notice,' said Papworth, standing up and making for the door. 'I'd best be getting to work.'
Bertie stood aside to let him by, but Dalziel blocked his path.
'You're not telling me you were boozing all night,' he said incredulously.
Pappy grinned slyly.
'Not all night,' he said. 'These are long nights for a country woman if her man's away. They like a bit of company. You ought to try it, Mr Dalziel. Have another look round my room if you want to.'
He squeezed past Dalziel and went out. Bertie followed and closed the door behind him, leaving Dalziel in the fuggy room.
Dalziel wrinkled his nose in distaste as he considered what the man had said. With typical economy he found a word to cover both experiences.
'Chickenshit,' he said.
15
Pictures of Innocence
As Dalziel began to climb the stairs, Tillotson appeared on the landing and stood there looking down at him like a young hero ready to oppose the rising of the Creature from the Black Lagoon.
'You got him to bed?' asked Dalziel.
'Yes. He woke up a bit and started to sing.'
'That's bad. Has he got a bucket?'
'Sorry?'
'A jerry. A piss pot. Something to spew into. When they wake up and start singing it usually means they'll be honking their rings eventually.'
'You're jolly expert,' said Tillotson.
'I should be. I've bedded plenty of drunks in my time.'
'An interesting taste,' said Tillotson. 'Mrs Fielding was asking whether you were back. She's in her room and would like to see you.'
'Right,' said Dalziel. 'I won't be a moment. You going out to help tidy up?'
'What for?'
'Well, after the flood. Make the place look nice and please the customers. You ought to be protecting your investment, son. How are the builders getting on?'
'Oh, pretty well, I suppose.'
'Good. It looks as if you were right after all,' said Dalziel heartily. 'The place'll open on time.'
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Tillotson shrugged.
'I suppose so,' he said and made his way downstairs looking disconsolate. What's up with him? wondered Dalziel. Another row with Louisa or is he just unhappy about all those lovely birds they won't let him shoot?
He put the youth out of his mind and proceeded quietly upstairs. The interview with Bonnie would have to wait a while longer. There was something else to do first. While everything he knew pointed in one direction, it was always best to cross check thoroughly.
Uniffs studio was in darkness and it took him a moment or two to find the light switch. The blinds were down over the windows, double and tight fitting to exclude all daylight. Uniff must have been working in here recently.
Dalziel moved lightly across the room to the rostrum camera. He examined it as closely as possible without touching it. If he respected anything it was expertise and he had no desire to do anything which might spoil the set-up. In the end, however, he had to undo a couple of clamps and twist the camera upwards to see what he was looking for. A line of polished brightness in the dull metal of the base-plate.
He made no attempt to return the camera to its former position but wandered around the room whistling tunelessly to himself. He stopped before the old fireplace and knelt down. Something had been burnt here recently. He let the ashes flutter through his fingers, then with a grunt of effort pushed himself upright.
Next he made for the open shelf unit which stood between the windows. There were four large buff envelopes on one of the shelves, three with photographs in them, the fourth empty. He examined the prints in each envelope with interest. Most of the pictures in the first seemed to have been taken in and around Lake House. In some of them a man appeared whom he did not know, but there were sufficient of Hereward Fielding's features in the smiling self-confident face to make him sure this was the dear departed Conrad.
The second envelope contained shots of the funeral, the coffin being mounted on the punt, the watery cortege, misty and ghostlike in the rain-soaked atmosphere; and then one of a solid but sinister figure standing at the end of a half-submerged bridge and gazing impassively over a waste of waters. It was quite a shock to recognize himself.
Pictures taken at the funeral came next. No wonder the poor sodding vicar had got annoyed! The variety of shots and angles indicated that Uniff must have been hopping around like a blue-arsed flea. Dalziel laughed quietly at the thought and looked in the next envelope.
The mood changed though the sequence was maintained. Tillotson falling into the water; Dalziel, full of wrath, preventing him from getting back into the punt; Dalziel examining his dripping suitcase. The man had a flair, there was no denying it, thought Dalziel sourly. Then came the shots taken at the Gumbelow presentation. As a record of the progressive effects of alcohol, they were superb. But their interest to Dalziel was of another kind. He examined them closely and when he had finished was still not quite sure what he had seen.
Finally he picked up the fourth envelope and checked to make sure it was empty. It was. But when he turned to go, the room no longer was.
Mavis Uniff stood by the door watching him curiously. She was so still that she gave the impression that she might have been there all along and Dalziel had to re-run his actions on first entering to convince himself she hadn't been.
'Hello,' he said. 'I was looking for your brother.'
'He's down by the lake,' she said. 'Can I help?'
'No. Nothing really. He showed me some photographs this morning.' he held up the empty envelope.
'Yes. The ones of me.'
'Oh no,' said Dalziel. 'These were – well…'
'Me,' she said calmly, in close-up.'
'Jesus Christ,' said Dalziel. 'You mean you've got a tattoo?'
'No. But we use transfers. The skin-mags like a gimmick. That's all it is, Mr Dalziel. A commercial proposition. Nothing incestuous.'
Dalziel looked at her and shook his head.
'Shocked, Mr Dalziel?' she said. She was as impassive as ever, but observing him very closely.
'Hardly. Surprised a bit. Where are the photos?'
'Burnt,' she said, pointing to the fireplace.
'Why's that?'
'Hank got worried, thought you might remember your civic duty and speak to the local police. It didn't seem worth having a confrontation about a few pictures, not when he can replace them any time. So to be safe, he burnt them.'
'I told him they didn't bother me,' said Dalziel.
'Yes, I know. Seems you changed your mind.'
She turned and left. By the time Dalziel reached the door, turned out the light and stepped into the corridor, she had disappeared.
Quickly he ran downstairs and into Herrie's sitting-room where the telephone was. Balderstone and Cross were planning to leave for Lake House in another fifteen minutes.
'Make it a bit longer,' suggested Dalziel. 'I've got things to do. Oh, and there's something else you can find out for me.'
Before he went back upstairs he looked out of the window. Bertie, Uniff, Papworth and Mavis were standing in a little group, talking earnestly together. Tillotson was sitting alone in the duck punt gazing over the still-swollen waters of the lake.
Grinning broadly, Dalziel climbed the stairs once more and knocked on Bonnie's door. There was a long pause, then, 'Come in,' she called.
She was sitting in front of her dressing-table as if she had not moved since he left her there that morning.
'Sorry I'm late,' he said.
She smiled at him, a cautious tentative smile, not the full beam.
'All alone?' he said.
'Till we get some things sorted,' she said.
'I'm all for that.'
He took his jacket off and laid it on the bed.
'Do you mind?' he asked.
She looked at his broad khaki braces with wry amusement and shook her head.
'Right,' he said, sitting on the bed and beginning a complicated two-handed scratch down the line of his braces. 'Sort away.'
'Andy,' she said. 'There's something going on here I don't know about.'
Dalziel grunted in disbelief.
'They must be doing it underground then,' he said. She ignored him.
'I'll tell you what I know if you tell me what you know.'
'Do we spin a coin for first off?' he asked.
'No. If you agree, I'll trust you,' she answered. 'I'll start.'
Dalziel held two fingers up, like a gun.
'On your mark,' he said. 'Bang.'
‘It's hard to know where to begin,' she said, it's all so mixed up. Listen. This theft business. I suppose you know all the stuffs been accounted for? Well, they wanted you out of the way this morning to sort things out.'
'Who's they!'
'I'm not sure. Bertie certainly. Herrie said he wanted to go into town to arrange about the money and naturally I offered to take him. But Bertie said no. It had to be you. He rang the garage later, you know, and asked them to deliver your car. He wants rid of you altogether.'
'I'd noticed,' said Dalziel. He arranged the pillows as a back rest and stretched himself out on the bed. The brandy fumes were rubbing like a cat against the inside of his eyeballs and sleep would be easy.
'But why, Andy? I can't get any sense out of him.'
'Perhaps he doesn't like my after-shave lotion,' yawned Dalziel.
'No! I mean what's going on? Has there or has there not been a robbery? Where's Mrs Greave?'
'Questions, questions,' murmured Dalziel, his eyes half closed. 'You've told me nowt and already you're asking questions. Tell me this, why'd the old man change his mind?'
'I don't know. Family loyalty; God knows. Herrie's mind doesn't work like other people's.'
'Oh aye. He's a poet. Some folk used to think that was a defence in law. Like being daft. It's a lot like being daft, isn't it? I mean, if you're wise enough not to put cash into a half-baked business scheme when it's got some faint chance of succeeding, you've got to be daft to put it in just after a robb
ery's removed most of the visible assets. Don't you agree?'
'Why the hell didn't you ask Herrie yourself?' demanded Bonnie. 'You're his big mate at the moment.'
'Oh, I did, I did,' said Dalziel. 'But he's very close. Talks a lot but says nowt. That's what comes of being a poet. Tell you what I think, though.'
'What?'
'Come and sit beside me,' said Dalziel, patting the bed. 'Don't want to risk being overheard.'
Bonnie glanced uneasily round the room then brought her chair close to the bedside.
'This'll do,' she said in a low voice. 'You ought to get one thing straight in your mind, Andy. I bed down for pleasure, nothing else.'
'Me too,' said Dalziel. 'Here's what I think. I think Herrie must have known that the stolen stuff was going to be returned. And he must have known because someone told him last night. You had a long chat with someone in here last night.'
'So you listen at bedroom doors too!' she said scornfully.
'Only for pleasure,' he said. 'Nothing else. Anyway I heard nowt, just voices. Did you tell him?'
'How could I tell him what I didn't know?' she demanded.
'All right. So Herrie came to tell you he'd changed his mind, which means someone else had been talking to him already. What made him change his mind? Two things, I think. One selfish. The poor old sod's shit-scared of dying. He wraps it up in words, but that's the bottom of it. Which is interesting, eh? He thinks there's someone in this house capable of knocking him off.'
'And the other thing?'
Dalziel's eyes were fully closed now. Repose did nothing for his face.
'Unselfish. I've got this lad works for me in Yorkshire. Bright. Got degrees and things. I listen to what he says, pick the pearls out of the pig-crap. He'd say that most people doing something selfish like to find some unselfish reason for doing it. Not that you're going to change your crime figures much by saying things like that! No, but sometimes… anyway, what's old Hereward got to be unselfish about? I tell you; one thing only that I've observed.'
'What's that?'
'Nigel.'
Dalziel opened one eye and squinted at Bonnie.
'Why don't you fetch him in?'
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