by John Wisden
The series had been billed as a showdown between two experienced and proven pace attacks, and particularly James Anderson and Steyn. It turned out to be a non-event. Anderson’s removal of Petersen for a duck in his opening spell sold everyone – not least himself – a huge dummy, and he soon gave way to frustration as the ball stubbornly refused to be as pliant in his hands as in the opposition’s. His nine wickets in the series cost 40 apiece.
Stuart Broad was well down on his usual pace – the England camp blithely dismissed these concerns – and was little more than a passenger, except for one vibrant spell on the final afternoon in Leeds. Why, wondered observers, didn’t he always bowl like that? Finn, brought in to stir the attack out of somnambulance, looked their most potent weapon, and bowled exceptionally well on the fourth afternoon at Lord’s to keep England in the game.
Steyn it was who first stirred South Africa into action. They had laboured largely in vain on the opening day of the series, but he bounded in on the second morning – the skies now handily obscured by grey cloud – to trigger a collapse; South Africa proceeded to win the next ten sessions too. Steyn was a constant threat, although Morkel, thanks to his height and unorthodox angles, posed the most consistently awkward questions.
Jacques Kallis’s role as a frontline bowler had appeared to be numbered, but he balanced the attack in impressive fashion. His muscular efforts late on the first day and early on the second at The Oval brought the prized wickets of Pietersen and Ian Bell, and gave Steyn the support he needed in slowing England’s advance. And his hard work meant South Africa did not miss Marchant de Lange, who pulled out of the tour in the first week because of a back injury.
As usual, Kallis caught pretty much everything in the field, too, in stark contrast to England’s slapdash handling, another area in which their standards had slipped. South Africa benefited from at least eight spilled catches, the most expensive of which reprieved Amla 40 runs into his 311 (admittedly not even a half-chance to Strauss at slip); Petersen 29 runs into his 182; and Amla, again, by the normally immaculate Prior, when he had scored two of his 121 at Lord’s. Anderson, England’s safest catcher, also put down de Villiers at Lord’s, causing a crucial delay in the push for wickets that might have kept the run-chase to more manageable proportions. Overall, South Africa held 33 catches to England’s 22, and executed three run-outs to one. As so often, the tension told on the side playing catch-up.
All in all, few better prepared, organised or balanced sides have toured England in modern times. South Africa even coaxed a handy performance out of Imran Tahir, a leg-break and googly bowler born and raised in Pakistan but now qualified by residence. Having sought guidance from Abdul Qadir before the tour, Tahir played a small but vital part – bamboozling Strauss at The Oval and outbowling Swann. This wasn’t saying much, but it was enough.
MARK BOUCHER
The tough guy toppled
TELFORD VICE
South African farewells have come in all shapes and sizes. Hansie Cronje left under the darkest of clouds. Shaun Pollock spent an entire one-day series waving goodbye. Makhaya Ntini did so from the back of a golf cart, scuttling around the boundary after a Twenty20 match at a football stadium.
None of the above applies to Mark Boucher, whose 15 years as an international player came to a cruel and sudden end on a grey day in Taunton at the very start of the tour. Imran Tahir bowled Gemaal Hussain. A bail spat from the wicket, as Boucher had seen it do so many times before. Now, though, it hit him in the face and ruptured his left sclera, the white of his eye.
Boucher sank to his knees and put a hand to his head. When he took it away, he was puzzled to see that the fluid on his palm was clear, not red. He took a fewunsteady steps towards the dressing-room, but was unable to continue, and lay face down on the outfield. Unbeknown to anyone, parts of his eye lay scattered on the turf beside him. He was unlikely ever to regain full vision.
To see the embodiment of his country’s cricket ethos toppled was disturbing. There was some mercy in the fact that almost none of the South Africans who had come to take for granted Boucher’s role as the central pillar of that ethos was there to witness his demise. For those who were, the awful memory will live for ever.
It cast a shadow that lingered right up until the dazzling, dying moments of the Lord’s Test – which should have been Boucher’s 150th – when Graeme Smith attended the press conference wearing a T-shirt proclaiming the handwritten message: “We miss u Bouch”.
Even so, this was no sort of climax for a story of talent and temperament welded unusually well into one man. Boucher was what South African cricket likes to think it is, but too often is not: tough, uncompromising, immune to the meltdowns that make mortals out of the rest of us. He was as valuable in the minds of his team-mates and opponents as he was out on the field; slick behind the stumps and solid in front of them. He was also a pain in the backside, which suited South Africa well.
The less celebrated truth was that he was all but a spent force anyway. Boucher had already announced his intention to retire after the Test series, and there was a groundswell of opinion that this would not be a moment too soon. He had long since ceased to be a bulwark of the batting order – his last 19 Test innings yielded only two half-centuries – and there were loud calls for an infusion of young blood from the ranks of South Africa’s crop of promising glovemen, which were ignored.
Those cold-hearted sentiments have now, of course, been swiftly silenced. Which is a disservice to Boucher: he could always handle the truth.
ENGLAND v SOUTH AFRICA
First Investec Test
HUGH CHEVALLIER
At The Oval, July 19–23. South Africa won by an innings and 12 runs. Toss: England.
On a warm Sunday evening, a beery roar spread across the ground: four blokes in yellow jerseys and fake sideburns were basking in vicarious glory after news arrived from Paris that the real Bradley Wiggins – also sporting a yellow jersey, but more authentic facial hair – had been officially crowned as the first Briton to win the Tour de France.
Spectators were in the mood for applause, since they had seen a tour de force themselves. There are few clearer proofs of a batsman’s mental strength or physical adaptability than a Test triple-century, and minutes earlier Hashim Amla had become the first South African to breathe such rarefied air. For at least four reasons it was a genuinely great achievement: with Petersen gone for nought, it was born in adversity; it came away from home against the team rated best in the world; it was an innings of real beauty, with shots played all round the wicket, off front foot and back; and, like only nine of the previous 25 Test triples, it would lead to victory.
In fact it led to more than that: it led to annihilation. No one was sure when England had been so utterly outflanked, though Hastings in 1066 was a possibility. In losing by an innings, Strauss’s team scraped just two wickets, and one of those – Smith bowled via bat and pad – was a touch fluky. Between the dismissal of Ravi Rampaul, West Indies’ No. 10, at Edgbaston in June and the end of this Test, England had taken three wickets, once every 260 runs. As the marauding South Africans raced towards their first victory at The Oval, their pack downed batsmen at an average cost of only 31.
After England’s eventual marmalising, it was hard to recall the optimism of the first day. The word was that South Africa were undercooked and, without Mark Boucher, had lost their soul. De Villiers, the regular one-day keeper, took the gloves, in his 75th consecutive Test – so equalling Boucher’s national record.
The Oval, which was hosting the First Test while Lord’s geared up for Olympic archery, had seen endless rain before the game. Another shower delayed the start by 15 minutes, but Strauss, wary of a pitch expected to deteriorate, batted anyway. He immediately faced Morkel (handed the new ball in preference to Steyn) from round the wicket. The fourth delivery struck Strauss – a serial Morkel victim – on the pads, and Smith, utterly convinced of the shout, successfully challenged the not-out decision.
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The next breakthrough, though, was a while coming. Philander had bolted to 50 Test wickets from 1,240 balls, quicker than anyone, but now he went wicketless through a whole day for the first time. Steyn, No. 1 in the world rankings, fared no better as the South Africans failed to wake a comatose surface. With the fielding similarly sleepy, imaginary scoreboards whirred inside spectators’ heads: England would surely make 500, 600 – perhaps even 700. So it was a shock when Trott drove airily, ending his 170-run stand with Cook, who would go on to his 20th Test century, almost a year after his 19th. Still, Pietersen wouldn’t waste such an opportunity, would he? Er, yes. With England in apparent control at 251 for two and the new ball available in moments, he followed an innocuous leg-side bouncer and gloved Kallis to de Villiers.
Next morning, a change in the weather meant England, after sailing serenely through the first day, were suddenly blown on to the rocks. Clouds loured over Kennington, making the ball as skittish as a kitten. Out went a defensive line wide of off; in came vicious, intimidating swing. First overboard was Cook, dragging a loose drive into his stumps. He had played just one other false stroke: a top-edged hook that brought his first six in his 45 home Tests.
Bopara, replacing Jonny Bairstow in the problematic No. 6 spot, botched his return. Leaving his bat pointing skywards like an abandoned periscope, he was caught in two minds about hooking – and behind for a duck. Bell, though, was beaten by classic Kallis. After two outswingers, he left what he thought was a third. But the ball shaped back in to kiss the off bail: England had nosedived from their overnight 267 for three to 284 for six. Prior counterpunched, but the truth was that six of the top eight fell to soft dismissals, and their total of 385 was more a statement of what might have been than of intent.
When Anderson aped Kallis to despatch Petersen for nought (away + away + in = out), England’s failings looked pardonable. But rain that fell just after tea washed more than the players from the field. When cricket resumed at 5.55, it became clear that any scintilla of movement had gone too – at least when England had the ball. Just before the close, Amla, on 40, slashed hard at Bopara. Strauss, the lone slip, fell back to earth with stinging fingertips. As drops go, it was forgivable, but costly.
The left-handed Smith was initially unsettled by Swann, so he eschewed all risk by lunging defensively forward or playing from the crease – a viable option against such sluggish turn. The result was a fifty high on determination and low on aesthetics; at 160 balls, it was his slowest in Tests. (His next fifty, though, came from just 41, as he became the seventh player to mark his 100th Test with a century.) Session merged into session as milestone after milestone slipped by under increasingly blue skies: 200 stand, 100 for Amla, 250 stand...
On the third afternoon, Smith finally made way for Kallis. Not that it made a ha’p’orth of difference: the England bowlers were as threatening as blancmange – though with distinctly less wobble. Still, Strauss did manage a laugh when his throw smashed the sunglasses that had just slipped from his sunhat, a mishap oddly emblematic of England’s plight. More century landmarks peppered play on the fourth day, with the bowlers joining in: 100 for Anderson, 200 for Amla, 100s for Bresnan, Swann and Kallis (his 43rd in Tests), 200 stand...
Amla, who had chosen to defer his Ramadan fast, had an insatiable appetite for runs: on the attack, he was strong, elegant and wristy, while his defence, forward or back, was neat, fluent and commanding. No single shot stood out, but that was testament to his all-round dominance. Against Swann, Amla lingered outside off and played him to leg so effortlessly that the bowler ended with none for 151. And his partner was the Kallis so rarely glimpsed in England – the batsman with oodles of time and every shot in the book... 500 up, 250 for Amla, 250 stand, 300 stand, Amla to 281 (beating de Villiers’s national record), 150 for Kallis, 600 up...
Four balls later, in the 184th over, Amla lofted a drive over extra cover. It took him past 300, and from the most exuberant beard in Test cricket there flashed a mile-wide smile. By the time Smith declared at tea, earlier than many expected, Amla had faced 529 balls. It wasn’t quite chanceless – no marathon stretching to 13 hours and ten minutes, the longest undefeated innings in Test history, could possibly be – but it was studded with 35 fours. It was the first triple in England since Graham Gooch’s 333 at Lord’s in 1990, the first by a visiting batsman since Bobby Simpson’s 311 for Australia at Old Trafford in 1964, and unforgettable for its calmness, placement and concentration.
England, trailing by 252, had four sessions in which to save the game. On a pitch that for almost 48 hours had refused bowlers so much as the time of day, it should have been within their compass. Yet the South Africans did find movement, and for the third innings in a row an opener fell for a duck. When Pietersen, unsettled by Morkel’s aggression, lost his middle stump playing inside a straight one, England were 57 for three. That became 67 for four after a nervy sweep from Strauss looped to backward square leg.
Next morning Bopara, looking to belt the leather off a ball better ignored, dragged on, ending a responsible fifty stand. Bell, however, continued the restraint, and with Prior began to hatch an unlikely escape. He inched his way to 50 from 189 deliveries – like Smith, his slowest in Tests – only to be undermined an hour or so after lunch when Prior could resist the sweep no longer: Kallis snapped up the game’s first slip catch as England lost another wicket of their own making. Once Steyn removed Bell with the new ball to leave them 210 for seven, the end was near. With England nine down at 3.40, tea was delayed, and the last wicket came at 3.58. It was a minor inconvenience for South Africa; in truth, England weren’t much more trouble.
Man of the Match: H. M. Amla. Attendance: 103,387.
Morkel 24.5–2–72–4; Philander 27–4–79–1; Steyn 30–7–99–2; Kallis 19–7–38–2; Imran Tahir 19–0–61–1; Duminy 6–1–10–0. Second innings—Morkel 16–0–41–1; Philander 19–6–29–1; Steyn 21–6–56–5; Imran Tahir 32–7–63–3; Kallis 7–1–22–0; Duminy 2–1–3–0.
Anderson 41–7–116–1; Broad 34–6–118–0; Swann 52–10–151–0; Bresnan 37–2–140–1; Bopara 18–1–78–0; Pietersen 3–0–13–0; Trott 4–0–12–0.
Umpires: Asad Rauf and S. J. Davis. Third umpire: H. D. P. K. Dharmasena.
ENGLAND v SOUTH AFRICA
Second Investec Test
LAWRENCE BOOTH
At Leeds, August 2–6. Drawn. Toss: England. Test debut: J. W. A. Taylor.
An absorbing Test was played out against the weird and not-so-wonderful backdrop of the Kevin Pietersen saga. Or was it the other way round? By the end – as Pietersen followed a typically dazzling 149 on Saturday afternoon with a Monday evening press conference full of cryptic self-pity – it was hard to say: the distinction between plot and subplot had become hopelessly blurred. And with the Olympic athletes down in joyful London resembling one big happy family, the dysfunctional England dressing-room felt depressingly out of kilter.
The facts, though, were these: needing victory to stand a chance of extending their sequence of Test series wins at home to a record eight, England could manage only a draw, despite briefly threatening something extraordinary on the final day, the fifth in succession to be interrupted by rain or bad light. Pietersen then announced that the Third Test at Lord’s – on which England’s No. 1 ranking now depended – could well be his last, following a breakdown in relations with his team-mates. When it emerged later in the week that he had sent text messages to the South Africans for which he subsequently felt the need to apologise, he was dropped anyway. Really, you couldn’t make it up.
So much for the scandal. As if in deference to later events, the opening morning of the game itself had a chaotic air. Graeme Swann was omitted after 43 successive Tests, and Finn brought in as part of an all-pace attack – England’s first since they lost here to South Africa in 2003. If selection was made with a poor weather forecast in mind, then Swann’s absence obliged Strauss to bowl after winning the toss. And the move might have paid off
, had Cook not dropped a straightforward chance at second slip (Swann’s usual position) when Petersen had 29. Then, in the next over, Finn had Smith caught at first slip on six, only for umpire Steve Davis to signal dead ball because the bowler had disturbed the non-striker’s stumps with his right knee at the point of delivery.
For Finn, it was a familiar problem, though no one could remember an umpire previously denying him – or indeed anyone else – a wicket by invoking Law 23.4(b)(vi), which relates to batsmen “distracted by any noise or movement”. Finn had knocked into the stumps at least three times in his first eight deliveries without interesting Davis, but Smith was now in the umpire’s ear, possibly sensing a chance to unsettle his opponent. Obliged to intervene, Davis did so on Finn’s ninth ball, a split second before Smith edged it low to Strauss. England were disgruntled, but they might have wondered instead why Finn had not ironed out a long-standing quirk.
Two early wickets could have changed the shape of the game – and the series – but England had to wait until the total reached 120 for their first success: Smith clipped Bresnan to short backward square, where Bell was lurking as part of an elaborate leg-side field. Amla was carelessly run out, going for a third, by Bresnan on the cover boundary, and when Kallis edged Anderson to Cook, who this time held on to a tougher chance, South Africa were 157 for three and in danger of surrendering the high ground. But Petersen remained resolute, completing a fourth Test hundred that – had it been a piece of rhythmic gymnastics – would have scored more highly for difficulty than artistic merit.