by Andrew Linke
The proprietor turned to Oliver and eyed him for a moment before asking, “How may I help you?” in a crisp British accent.
“That obvious, is it?” Oliver asked.
“I suppose you could have been from the continent, but English seemed more likely than Arabic.”
Oliver strode over to the counter and offered his hand to the man. “Oliver Lucas.” He spoke in Arabic, saying, “I could have handled your language, but you probably would rather I didn’t.” Then he switched to English and continued, “My associate over there is fluent in the languages of Egypt, but I only enough to get in and out of trouble.”
The man nodded took Oliver’s hand and replied in English. “Nasir Saab, owner of this emporium of knowledge. You don’t speak so terribly, though your accent is obviously American. How may I be of service?”
Oliver gestured to a scroll in a nearby display case. “We were given instructions to meet someone here. I don’t know their name, but they are probably also American and ought to be carrying a scroll.”
Nasir’s eyes darkened and he leaned forward to place both hands firmly on the polished wood countertop. Oliver got the distinct impression that the man might be willing to engage in black market dealing, but considered it unnecessary to extend the same level of politeness to those who participated in such deals. Nasir cleared his throat haughtily and nodded his head towards a door at the back of the shop.
“I believe you will find your man in my clean room. Go back there and knock on the door so you don’t surprise him, then I will ring you in.”
Oliver didn’t allow Nasir’s shift in attitude to put him off. He slapped the counter, grinned, and strode to the door the man had indicated. Diana followed, her face serious.
Oliver knocked on the door then put his hand on the knob. It resisted for a second, then he heard a faint buzzing sound and the knob turned in his hand. He stepped into the room and found himself looking down the barrel of a large handgun.
Oliver managed not to flinch, barely. He was in good shape and not afraid of a fair fight, but he had no illusions about being a blindingly fast martial artist. The instant he saw the gun he ruled out any possibility of fighting, or running, and determined to play cool. He looked straight down the length of the gun and locked eyes with the man holding it across the sights.
When he spoke, Oliver’s voice was soft, but firm. “This is no way to launch a business relationship. May I suggest you lower that gun and we try this again?”
The gunman’s brown eyes narrowed. He appeared to consider Oliver’s words for a moment before another voice burst in, “Frank, put that damn thing down. We’re here to deal, not fight.”
“What if this joker is armed?” Frank replied. His eyes never strayed from what Oliver imagined to be a spot somewhere just above the bridge of his nose.
“Frank, huh?” Oliver asked.
The eyes flickered briefly, but the man said nothing.
Oliver continued, “As it happens, Frank, I am armed. But I have better sense than to go pulling my gun in a respectable bookshop on a crowded street in downtown Cairo. I’m here to inspect a product for my client. If you’re not here to show it to me, I’ll just turn around, go back to my hotel, and none of this will have ever happened. If you are looking to sell me something, then I’d suggest you get that gun out of my face before I cancel the deal on principle.”
The other voice came again. “We’re here to deal. Frank here is just a bit jumpy. This isn’t his usual line. Right, Frank?”
Frank nodded slowly. He continued to gaze at Oliver for a moment, then lowered the gun to a holster strapped to his thigh and stepped back to lean against the wall with his burly arms crossed in front of his chest.
Oliver looked to the center of the room and saw the other speaker. He was as tall and muscled as Frank, but he did not immediately appear to be armed. Like his taciturn colleague, this man was dressed in desert camouflage and sported a military-style buzzed haircut. A patch on his left shoulder bore the embroidered image of a shield crossed with a spear. The words Leonidas Security were stitched around the shield. He stood behind a large glass and steel work table on which rested a short tube that Oliver guessed held the scroll they had come to inspect.
The speaker reached across the table and offered his hand to Oliver. “Sorry for that, I hope it won’t impact our negotiations. Your contact told me that I should call you Oliver, is that right?”
“That’s right. And you are?”
“Call me Kyle.”
Oliver shook Kyle’s hand and gestured back to the door. Diana had ducked back into the shop when she saw the gun, but now that it was no longer pointed in her general direction she squared her shoulders and made her entrance into the room. “This is Diana. She’ll verify the authenticity of the object and determine if it is worth my employer’s money.”
Diana held out her hand and Kyle shook it without comment. She turned her head and gave Frank an icy glare. He returned it without blinking until Diana finally broke and turned back to Oliver and Kyle.
“Is this the artifact?” Diana asked, affecting a French accent and waving an open hand towards the tubular case on the table.
“It is.” Kyle replied. He put one hand on the tube and looked from Oliver to Diana and back again. “But before I open it, how do I know you’re worth dealing with?”
Oliver had been afraid of this. It was clear to him that these men were amateurs at the black market artifact trade. Had he been conducting this deal he would have taken one of two routes: Preferably, he wouldn’t have even agreed to the meeting unless he was reasonably certain that his customer was reliable, usually by means of a personal recommendation from a past customer or trusted contact in the business. In that case he would display the artifact in a secure location and hand it over upon confirmation of the payment being wired to one several island nation bank accounts. If a recommendation wasn’t possible, as happened from time to time in his trade, he would have requested that they bring a downpayment of somewhere around fifty percent of the asking price, which he would hold while they examined the object. If all went well, they would pay him the rest and he would allow them to take the object from the room. If it didn’t, he would return the money and keep whatever artifact was under negotiation. This was all a delicate dance, of course, and often conducted with firearms visible and an armed guard at the door, but such negotiations had rarely failed to yield satisfactory results for both sides.
But these guys weren’t following either method. They were dancing along a dangerous path along the middle: Threatening Oliver with a gun and demanding some evidence of his credibility, even after accepting the recommendation of Rais Karim and setting up this meeting. That made them unpredictable, and Oliver didn’t like dealing with unpredictable people, especially when he was planning to double-cross them.
“I assume you know the man who contacted you on my behalf?” Oliver asked.
Kyle nodded.
“And he explained the situation to you?”
“He did.”
“So what is the problem?”
“The problem is that I need to know that I’ll be paid for my product. That burnt out bureaucrat has been nosing around for weeks, trying to get his hands on this scroll. How do I know you’re not going to try and snatch this thing and get it back to him without paying?”
Oliver rolled his eyes and half turned to Diana, holding his hands out palm up as if to say, “What am I supposed to do with these guys?”
Diana picked up on his attitude and played her part perfectly. She stepped forward and leaned across the table, her eyes burning with contempt.
“You are an idiot!” she said with quiet force. “You think only with your guns, so I’ll put it in simple macho terms: If we try to screw you and run away with the scroll, then obviously you’ll shoot us. We are people of business. We think about money. If we bring money, what is to stop you gun men from shooting us and taking it? Nothing! Of course we didn’t bring any money.�
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Kyle appeared confused by this sudden outburst. Frank remained impassive.
Oliver put one hand on Diana’s shoulder as if trying to calm her. He looked Kyle in the eye and said, “The lady has a point, Kyle. From what our mutual acquaintance told me about the provenience of this scroll, we have more to be worried about than you. But I want this deal to work out, so let me tell you something.”
Oliver patted a pocket on his vest and continued, “I’ve got a phone right here. If Diana is satisfied that this is the scroll my client is looking for, I’ll make a call right away and arrange payment. I assume you have an account prepared to accept payment?”
“Yes.”
“Alright. So let’s all stop strutting around here and get down to business. That alright with you?”
Kyle appeared to ponder this for a moment, then nodded thoughtfully. He picked up the case and flipped a latch, then pulled the end off the tube. He set the end cap on the table, reached inside the tube, and pulled gently at a cotton-wrapped bundle inside. The bundle came out smoothly and he laid it on the table before stepping back, still holding the tube.
“There you go. That’s the scroll crazy old Karim said you wanted a look at. Price is half a million, American.”
“The price is whatever it is worth.” Diana remarked, pulling a plastic baggy containing a pair of plastic gloves from her pocket. She donned the gloves and reached up to click on a lamp and pull it closer on its adjustable boom arm. Then Diana unwrapped the cotton cloth from around the scroll. It came away easily. The cotton cloth was obviously of recent vintage. Oliver guessed that it had been wrapped around the scroll by technicians in Karim’s agency when they had entered the scroll into their archive.
Diana adjusted her glasses and peered closely at the scroll, now exposed and laying on its modern wrappings. She tweaked the angle of the lamp and looked at the scroll from several angles before announcing, “This scroll appears to be in incredibly good condition. Just from looking at it, I’d say it is made from a very fine vellum, which is unusual but good from a preservation standpoint. Many Egyptian scrolls are papyrus or leather, neither of which hold up very well over centuries, but vellum lasts a good deal longer if it is properly protected.”
She looked at Kyle and asked, “Are you the one who took the photographs we saw?”
“Yes. I didn’t use a flash. Saw something online about how that might damage the material and cause the letters to fade.”
“Over time, that is possible. Was it difficult for you to open?”
“Nope. Was actually surprised how quick it all went, but I figured that the museum’s archaeologists had done something to treat it.”
Diana touched a gloved finger to the edge of the scroll. Oliver knew she was violating just about every rule of preservation that had been drilled into her during her training. The gloves were about the only element of this situation that were standard protocol, but they needed a look at the contents of the scroll. If a few flakes fell away from the edges as they examined it, that wouldn’t be Oliver’s problem, even if it might send modern preservationists into conniptions had they been there to watch the procedure.
The thin material bent slightly at Diana’s touch. She drew her finger back and Oliver thought he saw a spark of surprise in her eyes. Then she reached out and grasped the wooden grip at the end of the wound vellum. She pulled slowly, unwinding the translucent material and getting her first glimpse of the neat rows of lettering scribed upon the inner surface. The farther Diana unrolled the scroll, the bolder she grew. She began twisting the carved wooden handle of the main scroll body, allowing more of the vellum to roll out across the tabletop. This continued until she had unwound about three feet of the material and was gazing at the entirety of the scroll.
The vellum was a buttery white-yellow, so close to its original appearance that Oliver immediately knew they were dealing with either a true relic or a clumsy forgery. No scroll that was even three hundred years old, let alone three thousand, had any business being so well-preserved. But Rais Karim had been insistent that this scroll was a genuine relic which had been under the protection of his agency until only a few weeks before, so to Oliver’s mind that left only one option: The scroll had been preserved using some form of magic. He had seen that before with relics, but he knew of no way to test for it scientifically.
Diana turned her head slowly from side to side, examining the tight rows of hieratic script and brushing her fingers across the surface of the vellum. After a few moments of this she pulled the adjustable lamp closer and bent over the scroll, using the lamp’s built-in magnifying lens to examine the scroll more closely. She huffed and pulled back a lock of her black hair that had fallen in front of her eyes, then began fumbling in her large purse for the document magnifier she had used to examine the photographs of the scroll in Oliver’s hotel room. She bent close over the scroll, holding the glass and plastic body of the magnifier within millimeters of the surface, but never allowing the device to touch the ancient material.
After nearly five minutes of examination, during which Oliver and the other men remained awkwardly silent and exchanged as few glances as possible, Diana straightened and exclaimed, “Gentlemen, I hate to break this to you, but you’ve been had.”
Kyle gave her a puzzled look.
Diana gestured to the object rolled out on the table. “There is no way I can advise Oliver’s client to purchase this. It’s such an obvious forgery that the very fact you tried to sell it to us makes you look like fools.”
Kyle’s face flushed a deep red and the muscles in his thick neck began to bulge. His right fist tightened and he appeared ready to launch himself across the table and punch Diana. Frank stepped forward, keeping one hand on the the grip of his gun as he caught Kyle’s eye. Kyle swallowed and shook his head slightly. Frank nodded and stepped back.
Kyle stepped forward and gripped the edge of the table. As he spoke each word came out crisply and laden with venom. “What. The hell. Are. You. Saying?”
Diana beckoned for Oliver to come closer, then waved her hand across the scroll, inviting the men to examine it. “Just look at it, the vellum is still supple. It unrolled without a single crack. That alone is so suspicious that I had to spend extra time examining this to try and find what made you think this scroll was genuine. Honestly, the only thing I could find that appears genuine is the hieratic. The symbol structure and what I read of the grammar is spot on, but that doesn’t make up for the fact that the ink is as fresh as if it had been written a few days ago. I will also give you that the vellum and ink both appear to have been manufactured using ancient techniques. If you use my glass to examine the ink, for example, you’ll see small particles trapped within it. Those are the result of grinding the ink components with a stone mortise and pestle and putting them directly into an inkwell, rather than processing them further to remove all but the finest pigments. That is consistent with the manufacturing process used in ancient Egypt, but the object as a whole is certainly not five thousand years old.”
“My client will not be happy to hear about this,” Oliver growled, trying to transform the growing excitement he felt into a tone of frustration. “He has already spent a great deal to send us here.”
Kyle pounded a fist on the table and shouted, “How could this happen? I was with the team that recovered this scroll. It comes from a collection that was supposed to be of unquestionable authenticity.”
Oliver shrugged. “You are the seller, Kyle. My client and I merely heard from our mutual associate, Mr. Karim, that this item had become available. We know what collection it came from, so either the contents of the vault were switched before you reached them, or someone in your organization is trying to double cross you. I’d suggest you check your sources, as I am about to do.
“Diana.” Oliver gestured towards the door.
Diana adjusted her glasses, collected her document magnifier from the table, and walked out the door. Oliver followed her, hoping that he wouldn�
��t feel a bullet burrowing into his spine as they walked away. He had barely pulled the door shut behind them when he heard the sound of glass cracking and Kyle’s voice screaming obscenities. Frank’s voice joined in, his tone defensive, but by then Oliver was too far away to make out any words.
“You may wish to screen the people who use your back room more carefully, I think they just broke something in there,” Oliver quipped as he strode past Nasir Saab, who was standing behind his counter staring open-mouthed at the door to the room Oliver had just exited.
Chapter Eight
Rais Karim was waiting for them in the lobby of the hotel when they arrived. Oliver spotted him through the wide glass windows, sitting in one of the comfortable chairs and obviously pretending to read a magazine.
He jumped up, throwing down the magazine, and accosted Oliver as he pushed his way through the revolving door. “We need to speak. In private.”
Oliver motioned for Rais to follow them and the three of them stepped into the elevator together. Oliver intentionally moved in front of the control panel after pressing the button for the top floor. He didn’t expect that Rais Karim would try to stop the elevator, didn’t even know if that actually worked outside of movies, but figured it was worth avoiding the issue. He figured that he could also press the button for the next floor if he and Diana needed to make a quick exit. Diana stood beside Oliver with her arm around behind his back as if they were lovers. Oliver initially thought this odd, but his confusion was ended when he felt her fingers slip around the grip of the gun in his waistband.