by Carter Blake
It’s not actually her. There’s no way. It can’t be. And it doesn’t matter now because whoever she is, she’s walked out the door now anyway.
Out of sight, out of mind, time to go to fucking work.
I keep forgetting that I’m holding the coffee cup as I drop money on the counter and leave, nod to the security guy, navigate the hordes of office drones, and stand in the usual unhappy elevator crowd.
I don’t even notice the stupid, full cup still in my grasp as I’m wandering down the final corridor to my office at the corner, nodding automatically at several of the people I pass.
Finally, it’s the view of City Hall Park, the two bridges, Brooklyn, that all somehow remind me that I’ve been clutching a completely full paper cup for the past twenty minutes.
I lay my coffee to rest on my oversized desk and look at my personal phone for a second.
My phone’s silent as usual, but I did miss a call from Laura and a couple texts from Sansa. I realized I haven’t really looked at the damn thing since yesterday.
Whatever. That wasn’t her anyway, right?
And if it wasn’t, am I seriously getting to the point where if I’m not thinking about her constantly, I’m actually fucking seeing her in different places?
Seeing her—or just thinking that I saw her—I don’t know which one is fucking worse.
I look at the paper cup sitting on my massive oak desk. It doesn’t belong there, but it seems like a lot of things aren’t where they belong today.
Goddammit, Ethan. Fucking stop it.
I’m giving it too much power. I need to stop giving it mental real estate now.
Lucky me, the desk phone chooses that exact moment to ring. Fucking finally, I can get to work already.
It’s the intra-office ring, almost certainly from someone who should be bringing themselves to talk to me in person.
I take my sweet time to drift around the desk and settle in my chair before picking up the receiver.
“What is it, Greg?” I let out with an underlying sigh.
“How did you know it was me?”
The voice on the other end sounds genuinely surprised. Is this really the first time we’ve been through this?
“Everyone else knows they can just walk through my door. I think you know that, too.”
I can almost feel the apologetic lament coming through the line.
“I’m sorry, sir,” Greg expresses gravely, “I just never like bothering you.”
I give myself a moment to cool down and remind myself not everyone has the confidence I do, and Greg is still new enough to worry about his job.
“What’s up, Greg?”
“Nothing big, just some updates with investor cultivation. There are some real big names we’re hearing about, big money.”
Fuck. That’s nothing, so I immediately know it’s just the warm-up, the lead-in to something else. Something I don’t want to hear, most likely.
“Yeah, and what else?”
“That was it…oh, and there’s somebody, uh, around. Hanging out.”
“What? Hanging out? What the fuck are you talking about? Please be more specific.”
Greg’s anxious swallow is audible.
“It’s someone—not big production or anything—I mean, it’s probably nothing. But she says she’s from the SEC...”
Okay, that’s my fucking cue to hang up and go into crisis mode. Those are initials you don’t want to hear as a hedge fund manager, at least in his context—even when you’re doing the smart and moral thing of being squeaky fucking clean.
Think for a second about what you’d do if you received a notice of an IRS audit, with a claim they found proof of fraud over multiple years. Whether there’s some truth to it or not, it’s still scary as shit.
When I swing open my office door, I see what I expect: interns, administrative assistants, Greg, all milling nervously around the Gothic corridor with no fucking clue how to proceed.
I’m the only higher-up outside an office door right now, since the others have no desire for SEC face-time at the moment.
Whoever it is must be out in the hall.
And fuuuck…she sure as hell is. For the second time in under an hour, my world came to a halt, my ears ringing as everything but her fades into the muted background.
No hallucinations this time, no mistaken identity. There’s no way in hell I’m imagining this now.
It’s her alright.
How did I not notice she was wearing such a sharply flattering Ann Taylor business suit in the deli?
She’s wearing a lanyard, as well.
God, she looks good. So fucking good. Even better than my memories of her.
Hearing the fabled initials of the Securities Exchange Commission inspired a little burst of adrenaline, but seeing Madeline in the flesh, at my place of work, where I spend so many goddamn hours each week…
Cinematically, everyone seems to clear the hall at once, leaving me facing my…fear? Who the fuck knows?
Well, either way, it feels like one because my stomach’s dropping dozens of floors, straight down to the sidewalk. No, to the fucking subway. It feels like more than that, too. And holy hell, she really does look good.
“Ethan,” she projects easily down the corridor. She’s not surprised to see me. Her gorgeous face is carefully schooled into a detached expression. I have no clue what might be going through her head.
“Or Mr. Barrett, I should say. I’m here to inform you that that your firm is under active investigation for selling and buying securities with knowledge of substantial nonpublic information.”
Damn, she looks good. It’s the only thing my brain seems capable of processing. I should be flabbergasted, annoyed, unsure.
The words coming out of her gorgeous mouth should have me feeling a million things besides what I’m feeling right now.
Because all I’m feeling is excitement.
Anticipation.
Lust.
It’s the same mix of emotions Madeline’s always evoked.
I shouldn’t be surprised, not really. Five years may have passed since I last saw her, but I’ve relived those days in my head every fucking day since.
And now here we are.
Ethan
Five years earlier…
For most of this week, waking up has meant facing a fresh hangover, a new pocket of sleep deprivation. That probably doesn’t sound great, but it was all tempered with an exhilaration and happiness that grew with each new morning―or in some cases, afternoon.
As the wedding drew closer, my friends tried to make those dumb, typical “bachelor party” sort of plans.
I have a longstanding reputation in my larger social circle as a true player, never even coming close to a long-term, or even a medium-term, relationship. Hell, no relationships whatsoever. I’m the last motherfucker anybody expected to settle down.
I took control of the plans as usual, spending the last couple days hitting clubs, everyone astounded at my disinterest in finding the hottest women wherever I was. I mean, of course I’m fucking disinterested. I’m not getting married for the hell of it; when I say it’s the biggest fucking day of my life, it almost seems like an understatement.
I’ve gotten the equivalent of maybe one good night’s sleep over the past week, and everything is like a beautiful haze in the hallway outside the hotel ballroom. The whole day has been bathed in the most magnificent, exhausting, surreally amazing mist of a life-transforming ceremony.
The faces swiveling in and out of view all day, extended groups of friends in the same room, all my family members who came out in what was the biggest gathering my family’s had in years...all of these were overshadowed by that first moment I caught a glimpse of my wife.
Fuck. Audra’s my wife now. My life is beginning. Fucking finally.
Today’s not the first time I ever saw her, but seeing her in that traditional wedding dress she insisted on, peering into the ballroom to ask her bridesmaids about something or
other a couple hours before the official start of the ceremony...
I don’t know whether she noticed me or not, and I’m sure she wouldn’t give much of a damn either way, but that was my favorite moment of the wedding―of the biggest fucking day of my life―by a long shot.
Audra has the kind of beauty that’s kind of alarming, almost a little uncomfortable, like hearing some random piece of classical music on the radio that makes you start crying out of fucking nowhere. It’s not sad, it’s just arresting.
Seeing that metal door across the ballroom open just a little, her face peeking through, made me feel like I was about to pass out onto the fucking tablecloth. That’s my wife, I thought. That beautiful woman is my wife.
The ceremony seemed like a blur, but looking back now, it replays in my head like a series of French impressionist paintings: shifting colors and transient forms, Audra’s face occasionally coming into vibrant focus.
By now, the haze is lifting. The guests are all well on their way home, fueled by espresso and red-velvet wedding cake, and the staff is cleaning and repacking the ballroom―where the ceremony, cocktail hour and reception all took place―like the pros that they are, thrilled at the prospect of finally going home soon.
As for me, I’m feeling anything but tired or cloudy. I’m about to spend a night with my wife.
With all the hookups I’ve had in my life, all the meaningless fucking, what I have with Audra continues to transcend into that territory of “making love.” I open the door to a small corridor with the fob attached to my room key, on my way to the private elevator up to our suite, the approaching night of making love leaving me in a state best described as ‘horny as shit.’
All those hacky old jokes about sexless marriages, it’s all a bunch of bullshit hype. As the elevator lifts me slowly to my heavenly fate, I’m looking forward to a marriage that’s fulfilling in every fucking way.
The door is opening, and I see hints of the soft lighting and cream-colored walls of the suite’s living room. Things are starting to become hazy again.
The doors open more to reveal Audra’s hard-shell suitcase open on the couch, and Audra, still in her wedding dress.
I don’t understand what’s going on at first. It looks like she’s repacking for some reason I can’t understand, throwing piles of garments into her luggage.
“What’s wrong?” I greet my wife for the first time. “Is the suite too amazing for you? I hope that’s not gonna be a problem, because Hawaii’s way better.”
I seriously have no idea what’s wrong with the suite, but I’ll take Audra to a shitty motel if that’s what she fucking wants. I’m already planning to call the desk and ask what else is available.
“Nah, nah,” Audra responds.
What? I’m officially fucking bewildered.
“Nah, Hawaii won’t be amazing? Au contraire. You’re in for quite a surprise if you think that.”
“What, you mean on our honeymoon?” Audra angrily swings the suitcase shut with that word. There must be something really fucking wrong if she’s worried about the entire honeymoon being ruined.
“Whatever it is, Audra, it doesn’t matter.”
“Oh, it doesn’t?” Audra asks with caustic sarcasm while sliding the suitcase off the couch with both hands.
Whatever’s happening, the chances of it fading quickly are shrinking rapidly.
“I just want to know what’s going on, that’s all. We can start from there.”
Audra drops the suitcase, and it feels like the whole room shakes.
“We’re not starting shit! Like, ever!”
All I can think about is how out of character this is for Audra to just throw her clothes into a suitcase like that.
“Okay. Can we just back up a bit? What’s got you so upset?”
“The thought of being fucking married to you.” She doesn’t miss a beat before hissing that out.
Maybe I did pass out at the table after all, and I’m dreaming this shit. It sure feels like a nightmare.
“Whoa, Audra, what happened?”
“You happened, somehow.” Again, not missing a beat. “In what fucking world do you think you’re good enough for me? How do you think my family feels coming to this scuzzy fucking shithole?”
“It looked like they were all having a good time.” It’s literally all I can think to say.
“Like you would know. My family has real wealth, a prestigious history going back generations. You...you’re just rat shit. You’re not fucking fit to look at me. It’s sickening.”
This could be a prank, there could be hidden cameras and some washed-up comedian waiting to jump out of the bathroom to announce how badly I just got punked.
But it’s not. Even through this haze, it’s real fucking clear how serious Audra is. I feel her anger—and something else I’ve never felt before: her disdain.
“Hmm.” I place two fingers on my lips, very professorial, very contemplative. “So, why now?” I inquire calmly. But inside I’m raging. Why the fuck now?
“These are the last words I ever want to say to you.” Audra’s snarling every syllable at this point. It’s fucking intense. “Get the fuck out of my way and out of my life.”
I get the fuck out of her way.
And then she’s gone.
I don’t know how much time passes before I move from where I’ve stood stock-still and drop onto the bed I blew a fat stack of cash for. It could be minutes. It could be fucking days. I don’t sleep. And for none of the reasons one would anticipate on their fucking wedding night.
When the sun starts to peek through the window, I get back up, still in my tux.
I check out and drive home.
I’m completely fucking numb the entire time.
But one thing is clear. However painful this ends up being, now is the time for action. If Audra wants to be out of my life, I need to do my part. I’m on the phone with my friend’s moving company before I’m even in my front door.
I wander around the kitchen for a while, ostensibly to eat something, but I’m not even sure what I’m doing on any level.
I’m staring vacantly into my freezer for some reason when Jeff rings the doorbell. He weirdly gives me a knowing nod when I answer, and he somehow has a truck and crew ready.
Jeff, wearing the silly baseball cap he only wears at work, instructs his crew that this is a “full job” as they walk in. They’re responsible for everything, including packing. I point vaguely to a few items of furniture in the living room in an attempt at instructions.
“I’ll take care of it,” Jeff reassures me, looking at me with a concern that I’m sure is necessary. I don’t feel much of anything right now, but when the feelings do come, it’s likely going to get real fucking bad.
“We’ll hopefully figure out where everything’s going, exactly, by the time you’re done.”
“Don’t worry about it. My girlfriend’s in touch with Audra.”
It’s like the whole world’s undergoing some crazy fucking shift that I’m not in on. I don’t know what Audra’s talking about with my friends, and I don’t really want to know, either.
When I hear the front door peel open, I somehow know it’s not one of the movers.
I guess if I’m going to see Audra these days, she’ll be moving swiftly and angrily, giving off the vibe of some new person, someone I don’t know―certainly not my wife.
“You motherfucker.” She actually says this on her way to the stairway. It’s ridiculous, but I’m seriously concerned about what she’s going to do in her state.
Andrew, also known as Amazing Andrew, the short, awkwardly friendly guy who was the first in my group of friends to get married, comes half-running in after Audra.
“I came to help,” Andrew broadcasts as he walks to the stairs. “She came peeling in ahead of me at like a hundred miles an hour. Parked half on the curb.”
Jeff, Andrew and I follow Audra up the stairs to the bedroom.
Audra makes it into the room well
before us and slams the door. I pick up the pace when I hear the sliding glass door to the balcony open, Jeff and Andrew following closely behind.
I nearly leap into door to open it, but it’s fucking locked.
“Come on,” I grouse to myself as I fumble for a credit card to pick the lock.
After fumbling, feeling Jeff and Andrew breathing nervously behind me, I find a card and pop open the door.
My nightstand is gone, and Audra’s in midst of spiking the glass desk lamp, which used to be on top of it, down to the street below.
“Audra.” I just say her name, calmly. I doubt she hears me. There’s no stopping her, anyway. She’s on some kind of fucking rampage.
The lamp shatters surprisingly loudly, which seems to satisfy Audra since she turns around.
“So much time you took from me!” Audra points at me furiously. It feels like I’m back in that fucking nightmare again.
“Audra,” I just say. Whatever this is, I know I need to let it play out.
“You’re the worst thing that’s ever happened to me! How dare you! How dare you ruin my life!”
I almost roll my eyes before letting out another “Audra.” It’s becoming almost comical.
Audra stomps towards me. I think my friends behind me are backing away. As they fucking should because this woman looks unhinged.
“Fuck you,” Audra says, quiet, but full of penetrating rage.
There’s tangible relief in the room as we listen to her stomping down the stairs and out the front door.
“I don’t fucking know,” I lament to the open balcony door before turning around.
“This is...crazy, right?” I plead to Jeff and Andrew. “I mean, do you guys know what’s going on?”
“No fucking clue,” Andrew answers while Jeff shakes his head.
Jeff is looking down, troubled by this insanity.
“I’ll throw in extra for the moving being last-minute,” I assure Jeff, “but what the fuck do I now?”
“Go to Hawaii.”
Jeff and Andrew say this in unison, then look at each other with minor surprise.
“If you can’t get a refund…” Jeff lets his sentence fragment speak for itself.